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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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@TomChivers @hugorifkind @RobDotHutton I'm literally now just screaming for ever. This is the rest of my life now @hugorifkind @estellecostanza In any picture, JOhn is always the fire @edujdw @hugorifkind Would join this branch of the army @yvemac49 @susannareid100 SNAP! Literally did this for a feature. Tarantulas are a FALSE PROPOSITION - they're basi… https://t.co/G7mxTbE7Ey @Baddiel *with tender care* How about you try it for a Hallowe'en costume, and see how it works out for one evening… https://t.co/r1CcRkklksI cannot have this thought in my head. IT'S IMAGINARY GHOST LEGS ARE TANGLING IN MY HAIR I'M REGRESSING IT'S WOLVER… https://t.co/zInZerd7NZ @hugorifkind Special ... Bug ... Service????I want to know the entire backstory of the arachnaphobic inventor who made this https://t.co/ChUZe393npAnd this is why I'm moving house. https://t.co/u44JPzEX2e @hugorifkind I'm kind of hoping you're not on deadline? And will come over? Quite quickly? You had that SAS training?I just want to make it clear that I am usually HEROIC at overcoming my severe arachnaphobia, and putting spiders ou… https://t.co/hdxIVRdNe6 @GabbyLogan I'm hoping it's a cheerful, can-do spider that sees this as an opportunity to learn and grow. Out of my fucking house.Well, I guess I can never use the hoover again #gaffa #spider https://t.co/pU7rXi8zIjHave Googled "what happens if I hoover up a spider" THEY LIVE FOR A WEEK INSIDE A HOOVER THIS DAY IS SO BADI've Hoovered up a False Widow Spider but now I'm scared to turn the Hoover off can't believe this is happening again #Why'I'd like to report a body in a ditch please' https://t.co/yqkYeF3Dqy
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranFoster care workers look after some of the most vulnerable children in society, but are regularly victimised and de… https://t.co/UFPiXX2qMW
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranHaha Mark Francois having an absolute shocker on Brexflix right now. https://t.co/3WJ4wL8Hhn
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI am a claimant in this action. We have requested an urgent hearing https://t.co/Y6MkbfijK6
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranWell, those are some interesting figures on oil companies' spending on social media campaigns aiming to block clima… https://t.co/SSJeFNMR83I can't wait for a Chris Morris/Jesse Armstrong film about people who work in bot-farms. Researching British cultur… https://t.co/k6VCe4aEvjVERY true. Any mention of Greta Thunberg triggers mass, ferocious bot action. We're in a world where someone's payi… https://t.co/NnEizygmoKOn 3 September Boris Johnson said: "There are no circumstances in which I will ask Brussels to delay." This volte-… https://t.co/3AqzF7rkqS
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranOBVIOUSLY no bot is as amusing as someone going "XR SHUT DOWN LONDON AND RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES" and when you click on… https://t.co/8amFrAcY11Whilst I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't agree with XR, or are pissed off by them, it's really noticeab… https://t.co/VgUTNFyF0GI keep an amused eye on what triggers "suspicious" reactions on Twitter. I note if you Tweet in favour of Extinctio… https://t.co/z2j6yPCNeRIf standing up against the climate and ecological breakdown and for humanity is against the rules then the rules mu… https://t.co/LfVvqHHcoD
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10/16
2019
Just ❤️❤️❤️ this description of a teenage girl by @caitlinmoran https://t.co/cNV4y2m559
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @JolyonMaugham I am a fangirl of your general "protecting democracy, civil protest and free speech" shit.Had a chat about the best - and worst of - Twitter at #SamsungKX #ThreadTalks last week, with @Alex_Zane. My hair w… https://t.co/oReYu9f4I9Mate, you're in Stockton. I'm in London. https://t.co/olxFnUDftn @hugorifkind This Tweet is like when Prefab Sprout kept re-releasing "When Love Breaks Down" until it got into the charts @DeanBut03306575 A deplorable. Wandering through life with no idea where I am or where I'm going.*mildly* I'm both a protester, and a Londoner. You can be both. https://t.co/2qKPsX0siDThread on today's really disturbing announcement by the Met that the peaceful Extinction Rebellion protests are now… https://t.co/KJFGJiiontHow to turn down lunch with a fascist — BERTRAND RUSSELL to Oswald Mosley, 1962 https://t.co/2ZDR80Wriv
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranNEWSFLASH: Intra-newsanchor shade being thrown. Jazz flutes ahoy. https://t.co/O6aVdjgY43The best argument for a deal: we've all used up every variety of Brexit stock photo. Scissors, cutting lines on a m… https://t.co/c3oTA1HGoM
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranThis is the other correct answer https://t.co/osWjP2MvloEat a can of baked beans every day. https://t.co/6i4n2qGlI6An MP in the chamber tried to open a can of soft drink *very quietly* but everyone heard
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @AshAtalla I need to explain to you how much I love Stath Lets Flats. Remember when you told me I'd love it? YOU WERE RIGHT I LOVE ITThis is the greatest show currently on TV. I envy you if you've not watched it yet. Perfect casting, script, direct… https://t.co/gnYRQqUz67
10/15
2019
Wow. Hundreds of scientists from around the world have just made this pledge: "The continued governmental inaction… https://t.co/YzYh30les3
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI would stake everything I have on the internet being able to do this. https://t.co/QmTWWzlLG5Janet Fish Skowhegan. Water Glasses. 1975 https://t.co/6akVTC6dcg
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran2016: “Sunlit uplands” “A new, liberated Global Britain” 2019: “We may need to round up people and put them in con… https://t.co/K95yXfGyBj
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranWhen you see @spikedonline raging against "eco-poshos" and middle class leftists, remember that it has been lavishl… https://t.co/811c9afM6X
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranLoved it. You are a very talented man. Although in a completely different era you remind me of my old friend Lionel… https://t.co/dhH9YNUpu6
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranLatest from me: on men born in the mid-60s obsessed with 1939-45, the risible idea of Brexit as WW2 rerun, and wher… https://t.co/1hIKMjtvkC
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10/14
2019
It's all of Succession in under three minutes. https://t.co/JqKY6HaJTIIt's all of Succession in under three minutes. https://t.co/JqKY6Hslii
10/13
2019
"A party as august as the Conservatives has a cohort of leading lights who are in the middle of a mad craze for pre… https://t.co/79F6wCUQd5
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranSpot on from ⁦@caitlinmoran⁩ today https://t.co/YYwPBmlt5O
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @eavie_rose your mum @caitlinmoran: shock news! I’m the same age as most of the Tory cabinet https://t.co/YavXxMHx8H #columnist #opinion https://t.co/U1WlyoZBzb
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10/12
2019
So, Marina Hyde trumped "WAGatha Christie" with "WAGnarock."'What if Vardy is the A-Team of gossip — framed for a crime she did not commit?' Don't miss @caitlinmoran on… https://t.co/bxCVp5HQEa
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran#socialenterprise @HeyGirlsUK are tackling period poverty through their 'buy one give one' sanitary products. Drop… https://t.co/yGdeeLDmPG
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10/11
2019
"Never be silent. Bad people will take your space." So true @caitlinmoran ... https://t.co/L05EMHErEx
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @CarolineCoops VYPE. I give you giving-up-smoking fist-bumps xxxxAll those crusties ... and Sir David Attenborough, and Olivia Coleman, and the Paralympians ... https://t.co/rdSx9qfa9nYesterday, as the police raided sites. Benedict Cumberpatch joined the rebellion. With, Stephen Fry, Olivia Colem… https://t.co/SmLxW6yLSd
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI love Russell T Davies like other people love the Queen. I BELIEVE in him. I would have him on my money.The perpetually inspiring Russell T Davies's speech: "When they spit, we dance. When they shout, we sing." https://t.co/cSSW3e8rKOThe soundtrack to the Extinction Rebellion protests is sounding pretty powerful https://t.co/GHnCa0Puz6"History becomes the mask worn by ideology, when it wants to be mistaken for experience". My @NewStatesman cover-st… https://t.co/cClG4MNoMP
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI can be quite an unstable atom. I’m lucky to have the best people in the world to support me but even with an amaz… https://t.co/yNNUPcJuSX
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10/10
2019
Whatever you think of his policies, this is a different calibre of politician. Neil can't lay a glove on him here,… https://t.co/UPuu0iu7tm
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranAbsolutely despicable of @bbcquestiontime. A fortnight after Hartley Brewer published the address of my family home… https://t.co/7iWXuOUwMV
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @chloecoupe2 Miss YOURS babe xxx @emmaphickey DUDE! it will be LOVELY to see you! xxx @SamsungUK https://t.co/zFYGv2qqBOFinal few tickets released by #SamsungKX ahead of my #ThreadTalks event tomorrow. I’ll be chatting Twitter, complet… https://t.co/o0dVk8qT0YAt #WestminsterCathedral, 4 virile kangeroos are running riot through all the sites, spreading the roo love... 🦘🦘🦘… https://t.co/lAw4fLJqcL
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranIf you can still read this, it’s because I suspect that you are the leaker.
Retweeted by Caitlin Morancan't believe that Instagram has got rid of the 'following' tab at the same time as the Coleen Rooney investigation… https://t.co/3fwQSWv5OA
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranDoes anyone have time to tot up all the Trump tweets and policy moves, from a trade war weakening both China and US… https://t.co/YF83gubtns
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranAttention fellow Brexiteers. I got Think, Tank! together this morning and we did the science on UK fishing waters… https://t.co/C2tY1yDMem
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @herdyshepherd1 Ooooooh that looks so lovelyAs the attacks are now confirmed to have begun and the kurds are targeted, the betrayal by Trump of those who helpe… https://t.co/znAqaZ6EMf
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranThis is a total disgrace. The blood of these innocents will be on #Trump’s head as well as #Erdogan. We owe much of… https://t.co/YGhXIioNDD
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI’m not an expert, but there do seem to be a lot of people who will end up suffering “collateral damage” if Brexit… https://t.co/SiaOD9GJGz
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranMy husband has just said "Wag-Roo Beef," so he's the winner in our house today #punsYou, an idiot: Colleen v Rebekah Me, a gourmand: WAGyu beef
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @PhelpsieSarah maaaaaaate. Strap yourself in. @elisadoucette I truly believe teenage girls should have to obtain a licence before they can buy tweezers. We just… https://t.co/SsiO0wGMJjIt's like what happened to womens' eyebrows in the 90's https://t.co/N2GL8Gc6vII think this tweet has killed the novel. https://t.co/oDOPyFo4Pr
Retweeted by Caitlin Moranmy timeline's having a vardy gras
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranColeen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran*typing* gender... selection... trip... Mexico *posts* your move, Vardy #ColeenRooney https://t.co/yIgcsI4sFU
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranThis tweet is a great lesson in dramatic screen writing. Bravo young lady 👏👏👏 https://t.co/SgRJ36lege
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranShe’s taken the Botham’s Cock defence. https://t.co/4qRsXSeoQR
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranRight to buy was a disaster - 40% of all ex public housing is now in the hands of private landlords - if it was suc… https://t.co/39SYtnV2OX
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Retweeted by Caitlin Moranthe suspect was heavily armed https://t.co/qNhN5C5Kth
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI feel like in normal times, this NYT story that there is a specialised unit in Russian military intelligence for *… https://t.co/CIdRXba8KU
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran#StathLetsFlats 🔇 https://t.co/MJVreicpMV
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10/9
2019

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