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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Ach - TripAdvisor has taken down all it's post-Cummings reviews of Barnard Castle. Is there any way to find them? I am 45. @DavidGArnold Also I finally realised this week you were TELLING THE TRUTH about Barbara Broccoli's family inventin… https://t.co/eqMIxldCAZ @DavidGArnold Then I need a Tardis to go back in time and BURN ALL OF 1938 TO THE GROUNDIt's true - Michelle Obama has, here, made this turnip cute. https://t.co/6vNTkLJybq"veggies" instead of "vegetables." STOP TRYING TO MAKE TURNIPS CUTE. https://t.co/7Lr0xMloZN @gralefrit Likewise RTD and Dr Who, and Moffat and Sherlock. That's why it's so mad when fans attack - IT'S FANS MAKING IT! @mrchrisaddison I'm not even that important to ME. I fire me from projects DAILYThis is really important. From the beginning of this crisis, my feed has been attacked by trolling from co-ordinate… https://t.co/bHgUmuukXX
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @gralefrit All I ask of a sequel is that it DOESN'T have a massive wedge of exposition from a wise old Grand Vizier… https://t.co/rESeGE2vr4 @gralefrit It's kind of like movie Grand Designs - you see them approach the crumbling gorgeous Georgian mansion in… https://t.co/jWPlinfhMC @gralefrit A friend of mine started watching the RTD reboots, from the beginning, with his little kids. They're OBS… https://t.co/L26nqKpSdH @gralefrit "All planets have a north."Fantastic news 🎉 There’s absolutely no more important time to be in a union and ensure you’re protected in work.… https://t.co/9Pj90WZ6Ky
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @gralefrit I'm always sad for the people who are overly-wary, and on constant alert to hate things. You've got to h… https://t.co/zTNQTlUPrn @gralefrit I would ABSOLUTELY agree with that. I'd love to see it lie fallow for a bit, then be taken up by someone… https://t.co/o5X6M8y7KQ @PeeblesElouise And now some 21 year old will go to see this new movie on their birthday. You can just never have t… https://t.co/OaQj9wW772 @gralefrit right? Who's gonna argue against the first Paddington movie? That's proper art.meanwhile, it's all kicking off at Sinitta's house https://t.co/4lKDgVQ60i @The_Strovinator right?EXACTLY. God, remember the hoo-ha before Russell T Davies rebooted Doctor Who? And then remember how INCREDIBLE Dav… https://t.co/GrqmchqSS8I don't think you'd say that if you were a female writer/director/actor, or someone of colour. Whilst it's still HA… https://t.co/6szQlEy6Uw @MarkFrancois12 ach, don't be TOO hasty ....EXACTLY. Never have an automatic "no" to anything. It might be your new best thing! I remember everyone thinking bo… https://t.co/7z63HJSwaNBig movies pay for little movies. Without big movies, there would be no little movies. https://t.co/86PSDb8ZE6 @MarkFrancois12 Shall we write it together? LET'S WRITE A SPEC SCRIPT!Well OBVIOUSLY my screenplay would start with Mr & Mrs Goblin King enjoying their 30th wedding anniversary. https://t.co/ZMxeIGDkwyObviously if it's shit I'll be the first one to knock out a 2000-word wry sideways glance at it's failings, but all… https://t.co/t5tnEprVyqI see there's a bit of "why would you remake Labyrinth and trampled on people's childhood memories" - but that's no… https://t.co/xuzoaQw0QyHoly shit - who doesn't want to see Taika Waititi taking over the Goblin Empire? I AM NOW LAUNCHING A PETITION.HANG ON WE HAVE A WINNER https://t.co/whGh8c6U6kThis is never a bad idea. She is a goddess. https://t.co/jVqPIsW9SNTop suggestings for casting the new Labyrinth film so far: Lady Gaga, Jermaine Clement, David Tennant, Jeff Goldblu… https://t.co/H0FVoQTvWU @NadiaShireen You know you didn't. DO YOU HAVE PICTURES?People are saying, "You couldn't replace Bowie in Labyrinth -because what about his legendary knackers?" But I'd li… https://t.co/govfGVKJofAnyway, there IS one story more important than All That - WHO COULD REPLACE BOWIE? Genuine question. Who could be p… https://t.co/G5XzJiT7ox.@maitlis: “Good evening. Dominic Cummings broke the rules. The country can see that and it’s shocked the governmen… https://t.co/CCaV9cMhct
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranMeanwhile over in the other timeline they’re just coming to the end of a lovely run of chaos with Ed Miliband
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5/27
2020
Peter Cook’s prediction has finally come true and the U.K. is ‘sinking giggling into the sea’. https://t.co/mxBt49pXjU
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranHang on, I was told this had been cancelled? https://t.co/i7jRU8U2w5
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranBrutal @FT editorial: ‘The foundation of this UK government is a bunker of close allies surrounded by a lightweigh… https://t.co/nhrTqjxw94
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranFOOL ME ONCE -> Shame On You FOOL ME TWICE -> Shame On You 2: The Refoolening
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @KirstyWark @Damian_Barr YOU'RE ON xxx @Damian_Barr DOCTOR BARR. A doctor of the bar. It's so fitting. @MarinaHyde HATMANWho in the Cabinet HASN'T, today, ended up saying stuff that is risible bollocks, in order to cover for Cummings an… https://t.co/9dzzHrLQDu @DrLisaAshmore Love an argument at a funeral. Kind of bonds everyone. @thea_cochr Great funeral twistBUT THE CODA AT THE END IS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING THING EVER! THIS IS WHY I INTEND IT TO BE PLAYING OVER THE PA AS… https://t.co/5g6eFWOx9r'Only the elite can leverage anti-elitism successfully. It's access to the right people, the adventurism of those… https://t.co/uQZjlj470P
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranUPDATED: The 30 Tory MPs who publicly want DC out: Ross Baldwin Gale Vickers Bone Whittaker Goodwill Maynard Pawsey… https://t.co/KCRcTy2wkb
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranWe at @GoodLawProject are working with journalists and lawyers to collate details of those who have been fined for… https://t.co/KAwRPtmPHX
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranIt's a riddle, I admit https://t.co/alXd4fR1btThis is absolutely crackers - having to reverse engineer the law to excuse Cummings. This level of weakness makes y… https://t.co/e633IXoxXo @jennycolgan @petepaphides Isn't it fabulous? Such a great big slab of gorgeousnessThese press conferences are now so fucking dumb. Just the health sec asking everyone to follow the rules or people… https://t.co/Y2df5aNnD4
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranEvery question at today's coronavirus press conference is about Cummings. I think all the future ones will be. This… https://t.co/ze3Oyw15oT.@zblay on Amy Cooper, the white woman who called the cops on a black man and claimed she was at risk, and the work… https://t.co/hXBZZursPw
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @Craggan *bows* @eightyfivemusic true @whatsamadder SOMEBODY STOP ME! @andydiggle Hey, we all know who should feel the most shame here @mtgillespie She could never be so magnificent whilst palpably avoiding her actual work @Digitalastair I'm really notWas it organising a coup? https://t.co/oWOBPnFIPk"Yet every time she tried to recruit me to be invested & do things around the house & take stuff away from her so s… https://t.co/kNRSFDMnEQ
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranOne senior Tory texts me to say why Dominic Cummings isn’t quite out of the woods yet: “Boris wants to keep him but… https://t.co/JtxVac25UM
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @FloraEGill We're "making our own amusement" now @candiemac I know :-("I wrote last year about the dangerous folly of whipping up people versus parliament narratives, and how quickly th… https://t.co/8ojOwyFsd5
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran"Cummings is the talking car to Johnson’s Hasselhoff." https://t.co/RTkD0LG3vr @DuvadJidgo I really do. And I like it. @Zingari When things got eggy in the lunch-break @james_moran @eavie_rose Your cunning tactic WON'T WORK as I've ALREADY wet myself *superior face* @RicheyJames The young can master technology VERY QUICKLY when it's for EVIL PURPOSES @chloecoupe2 IT REALLY WAS @jamesyorkston @laurenlaverne SHE'S TALLER THAN ME NOW. Discipline is getting harder @james_moran We just had a VERY visceral fight that saw a wastepaper bin upended. It's chaos with Ed Miliband today @laurenlaverne "That map really hurt" is my quote of todayAs my youngest daughter WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SPOT ON HER BACK is always on Facetime to her friend, he photographed th… https://t.co/wDslsbdOTz @laurenlaverne I've just had to repeatedly beat her with the OS map of the Brecon Beacons @laurenlaverne She SAT ON MY HEADWell, as people might have guessed, my youngest daughter just wrestled me to the floor and took over my account for a while.she clean backi smellshe has no spot @mohappy2017 My youngest daughter sends both her sympathy, and her empathy @fionajesler awww thank you mate xxxUPDATE: my youngest daughter has just come into the room and said "WTF mum boys I fancy follow you, why are you say… https://t.co/SLvKnZMDdTHere's a man asking for a very simple thing that could actually - and this is no exaggeration - change the world fo… https://t.co/k8VTww7LBXhttps://t.co/TScvuOLsWV
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @Kenny24727502 My oldest is vicious @Murmur250269 Oh we videoed it.This isn't about a difference of opinion, because literally no-one believes him, and he's not really trying to be b… https://t.co/caOg6w9DFF
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranMeanwhile, I'm not saying this lock-down has gone on a bit, but me and my eldest daughter just had a fist-fight on… https://t.co/h5q10fRG81“I cannot in good faith tell them they were all wrong and one senior advisor to the government was right.” That’s… https://t.co/E41znlI1o1
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranI am surprised there isn’t more focus on Cummings driving the virus from London (20,000 cases) to Durham (100 cases… https://t.co/JaSx3G4ZaX
Retweeted by Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran “The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your crit… https://t.co/okPCVCfpwm
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranTime for another press conference! This time, we'll know not to rush to get in front of the TV on time. https://t.co/YFMUlXwcn0And more thoughtful stuff from @tortoise - “DC has no inherent power... Boris Johnson needs to be held accountable… https://t.co/9mvnI8X7G8
Retweeted by Caitlin MoranCummings is learning the problems of populism when it becomes unpopular
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5/26
2020

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