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Biodegradable. Token ginger fwieennnddd. Powernap enthusiast when not woke. Part Brent, part exchange. Emergency services supporter...because why wouldn’t you?

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Joined Twitter 9/15/18


@shazwwfc @Celtergeist12 @robdelcraig @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @edkidd01 @xawulhttps://t.co/9rksZ0rCBD @Celtergeist12 @robdelcraig @shazwwfc @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @edkidd01 @xawulhttps://t.co/1L80iQoCID @robdelcraig @shazwwfc @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @edkidd01 @xawul @OutOfOfficePod_ @LemracLemrachttps://t.co/3GCBkNkgBh @Leeroywwfc @shazwwfc I thought you suck knobs? @robdelcraig @shazwwfc @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @edkidd01 @xawul @OutOfOfficePod_ @LemracLemrachttps://t.co/yWK0g8ps6i @DigbyWhat I couldn’t deal with the hate tweets @drphiliplee1 URGENTE!!! @shazwwfc @robdelcraig @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @edkidd01 @xawul @OutOfOfficePod_ @LemracLemrachttps://t.co/658jefCU7FFound my new happy place #findyourhappy #onlyinitforthefreehotchocolateinit https://t.co/UeiyckaIZy @KristyDyson Landlords like this @shazwwfc @robdelcraig @jasminkatie @RichTheRed252 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @ANutsey @edkidd01 @xawul @OutOfOfficePod_https://t.co/1tcx0K0otC @Sorrelish Love it! @KristyDyson On brand reallyNailed it https://t.co/iTFHeuwB7T @IrrumAli There are several shortcomings here, but needs must! 😉😂 @DellaHudsonFCA Indeed @MikeKeaney1977 Performing as you want you to perform? @ErinClaireSF Oatcakes. Staffordshire delicacy. Everywhere else is missing out @DellaHudsonFCA 😂😂😂 @Lgotahusky Totally @milkgapes It’s a good me-me @Lgotahusky Twitter needs a ‘close friends only’ settinghttps://t.co/us4ybmucYb https://t.co/NMiLS0Vm0WToday from the tories: “Free meals aren’t the most effective way of solving food poverty”Don’t hate the player, hate the lack of sausages https://t.co/3EMDkTUcoj @perrigame Ten years in and never looked back! Love waking up full of energy! @milkgapes @perrigame ♥️ @pudseyvicar @_BillieBelieves Really hope that’s a typo...! 😂 @DellaHudsonFCA Damn...Making the most of the extra hour with a steady social run! Thanks for the company @CarlaSeaward 🙂 https://t.co/7BwEeM75Ne @HansGr00ber “I don’t know who needs to hear this but...” @YellsOnPolitics @Lgotahusky Pam-eeela!But I’m a problem solver https://t.co/eMPmA3uDY4Three years ago I stumbled across my biggest dilemma in life https://t.co/gtv8mXv6BAWord of the day is ‘pinchfart’ (16th century): a miser; one who withholds money to the detriment of others.
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10/25
2020
@GraceCRoberts AMAZING! @NWmwaypolice Dick! 🙄 Sorry you have to deal with thisRetraining in Cyber https://t.co/5m9pC6R7unProgramme idea: Where The Fuck Did You Think It Came From? in which Tory MPs are quizzed on how their family made their wealth.
Retweeted by calorieneutralrunner @andraswf @Lgotahusky https://t.co/wAMNTqGpbX @HansGr00ber Improving (increasing) my BMI @JMS78 @DeanRed123 Are you now living next door to me? @PublicChaffinch @facefirst__ Because we’re scummy men and selfish @PublicChaffinch @facefirst__ Aka just being male @gemloulav @gamray Sounds like the certain risk of isolation is worse than the very small risk of you infecting her… https://t.co/9RXyvY0yqM @rainbowchaser79 I’ll let you know in 1hr 22! 😂Yaaaassss! https://t.co/fybL37xBLo @Disco_Squirrel Me neither. Ran out of food parcels @Sorrelish Yay progress! @RichTheRed252 @shazwwfc @Leeroywwfc @robdelcraig @kingrob32 @saliddle1986 @ObiWan_Jabroni_ @Celtergeist12 What do you know about football? @GBurndred #philosophy @taratwo Exactly! OutdatedIt’s tough for Tory MP’s this weekend #prayforTories https://t.co/PlYLlI0WVI @Michael_Dunn4 Don’t forget your food parcel @Lgotahusky Ever since, you’ve just resorted to vodka instead @milkgapes She’s my favourite horror @Lgotahusky Oh my sweet summer child etc @Lgotahusky Tbf you weren’t keen pre-twitter eitherBrexit trade deals summarised https://t.co/oKCKHLyqal @Lgotahusky Not seeking medical help because Slavic mum < seeking medical help because twitter bullied you @_BillieBelieves Sad times 😢 @milkgapes It’s what happens when you don’t bring the penne in return @edkidd01 I’d do most seasons @lornaaaa_xo WAP @tris_siam Gtech cleaners confuse me too @shazwwfc The time, sponsored by Accurist is... @tris_siam Urgh. What about the free Parker pen though? @gemloulav Likes are not transferable sorry @RichFiend Or an extra hour in bed every week throughout winter? @tris_siam Gotta be Pantene. It’s all they ever advertise. That or life insurance 😳 @milkgapes DO IT!!!! @Lgotahusky @DeanRed123 Not now, LSpring forward, lean back https://t.co/OOCaz4EMzN @DellaHudsonFCA WHOOP!This is the only way people will ever be able to explain this stupid medieval phenomenon of BST which helped farmer… https://t.co/TJ8E0qb3BxSo do we get an hour more or less in bed this time? @lornaaaa_xo Ngl sounds like the perfect night out @DeanRed123 Exactly THIS @DeanRed123 We joke about this phrase but I’ve met a few who genuinely believe that! Apparently everything can be s… https://t.co/IIW9ddU2sI @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig @RichFiend @bchadwickfrance @freepearn @colinwmd I’m pale just thinking about the hysteriaEvergreen reply https://t.co/4hcTfUjR9f @RichFiend @bchadwickfrance @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig @freepearn @colinwmd I’ve already psychologically bookmarked it @JimMFelton @BBradley_Mans The debate on free school meals is pretty simple. One side says: "We're not geniuses bu… https://t.co/lLtx7hJPt4
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Retweeted by calorieneutralrunner @bchadwickfrance @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig @RichFiend @freepearn @colinwmd I’ve been in stitches since I even thought about it @Helen_Something Morning Helen! 🙂 @YesMissMurphy @heljenkins Subtext: Do put yourself out. Really doIn over a decade of prosecuting and defending criminal cases involving the supply of drugs, from street dealing to… https://t.co/3vXKCxE2Sh
Retweeted by calorieneutralrunner @RichFiend @freepearn I’m the terriblist @DeanRed123 I thought old people used to buy drugs with their free TV licences? Now I’m confused @PyramidHead76 @Lgotahusky DeliverL?Please read & sign ❤️ https://t.co/lbp9OGQrI7
Retweeted by calorieneutralrunner @PyramidHead76 @Lgotahusky *stalkerness @Lgotahusky Here for this @Lsenior @lucietun @YouTube It does if you listen to 6music 😉 @freepearn @Lgotahusky Too far @freepearn https://t.co/EKlyjCCqYv @lucietun @YouTube YES
10/24
2020

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