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@PattiPangborn @teresammcmahon (\_/) ( •_•) / >🐸The perfect eggg https://t.co/GYlQunwuSg
10/18
2020
@DaneAsmund Aww yisssss @queerpoetics That's ridiculous
10/17
2020
Stream Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle)'s sad, thoughtful new album 'Anime, Trauma And Divorce' https://t.co/ud1pcazGC7 https://t.co/1gVSRHNPoX
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝I hate that "modern" has come to mean "contemporary", but admittedly "modern" sounds way more contemporaryJust suddenly craved the smell of Silly Putty
10/16
2020
The way ferrets hold things is always funny https://t.co/ZmaQYu6a1C @caeth_eri Yeah... I've had this happen before but I didnt realize why someone would leave a trash can that's not m… https://t.co/D2PNALpJ5gSomeone just wheeled a garbage can up to my porch just so he could steal a pumpkin lol
10/15
2020
@killrbreeze I think one is probably an unnecessary number, but I am on board with this nonetheless @killrbreeze I bet ebay has a ton of antique cupsSomeone is having a hard time adjusting to the rest of the house https://t.co/vGbCkbmuJy
10/14
2020
Barely up an hour and this #tarot #kickstarter broke $10,000! Yes!! Let's keep it going yall, we need $50k and ever… https://t.co/v2ntco6sVl
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝 @DaneAsmund Over 8k baby!
10/13
2020
Anyone have recs for a lil compact mech keyboard? Found out my new laptop's keyboard doesn't work easily with linux
10/12
2020
My niece is such a cutie https://t.co/tmBVnvukW9
10/11
2020
I've already changed my mind. Thank you, basic reasoningEvery now and then I have this weird urge to own a pair of crocs
10/10
2020
@palmariumeri Certainly is @ThatQueenMab The dumb thing is, I'd say my house/yard look nicer than that guy's, but my financial situation is definitely worse @RaxKingIsDead Literally 3/4 of houses in Michigan look exactly like this
10/9
2020
@killrbreeze *click*Holy shit https://t.co/G50qRjW0j4
10/8
2020
We found a movie on Amazon Prime just for cats https://t.co/VVgLoUZ3BM @apurvajo @digitalocean Awesome! Excited to try it @digitalocean Will you be adding Bitbucket repo access in the future?
10/6
2020
@marinaomi I KNEW IT
10/5
2020
@palmariumeri https://t.co/Z4cSlCu8Mh @palmariumeri Lemme see
10/3
2020
If you like tarot you should buy this kickass set of oracle dice! https://t.co/fSjmcR5SLz.@DaneAsmund these look so good! https://t.co/IbBtIEDjleMake that threeCaught a couple baby mice this morning and I don't know what to do with em https://t.co/Nxr5YM8RoIhttps://t.co/n9BtIiU7PJ @shhhhai_li What a beautiful kitty! I love tortoiseshells
10/2
2020
fun to think about how $14,000 would radically change my life and the lives of pretty much everyone i know https://t.co/1oFdmIpy7b
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝 @marinaomi One dug-up litter box at a timeScientists need not look further in their search for limitless energy. My ferret Crash has already found itI just got an email from the government telling me to start preparing for when student loan payments start again. A… https://t.co/YOBhWdLsc3
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝 @DaneAsmund You're doing fine then @DaneAsmund Ha I know, probably just have to buy more shit up front at lower prices. Which of course takes money
10/1
2020
@DaneAsmund Charge more, bishTwitter is completely worth it to see Gerald post pics of him looking cute with big vegetables https://t.co/2MEokeiSJMShe is just blowing through Garfield https://t.co/oolyLaVp41
9/30
2020
@KaitlinLaMoine I'm glad you're focusing on that and not the fact that I was roasting you! @KaitlinLaMoine She's a character from a remake of The Borrowers, little people who live in your walls and borrow your things lol @KaitlinLaMoine https://t.co/FZokpOefi2
9/29
2020
I love peanut butter pretzels, and I especially love dropping one and smacking it around trying to keep it from hit… https://t.co/fSqEysGI4R @danieleharper Makes me think how I posted a video of police brutality on facebook, then got in the mail a mysterio… https://t.co/bY7YBoAuT8
9/26
2020
@DaneAsmund @caeth_eri Ahhh you got me!That's 6 cups sugar, 3 cups water for all you Martha Stewarts out thereMaking my famous Sweet Drink https://t.co/LgFyGZCHfqThis is Esther's litter boxA lot of fun things going on at the Decker residence https://t.co/oLDyWdqHO0 @mzhangclan I agree with you, having cops enforce a mask mandate is not good, even if we think no-maksers are terrible people
9/25
2020
He doesn't know she's in the room with him https://t.co/O6jnVmvGuq
9/24
2020
@DaneAsmund @caeth_eri I will take it @DaneAsmund @caeth_eri https://t.co/iXdSCVFuOL @DaneAsmund @caeth_eri I am on a plane to Colorado @caeth_eri @DaneAsmund So jealous @DaneAsmund I would love to spend hours putting these together into sets. I love repetitive tasks @DaneAsmund Oh snap, these are sick
9/23
2020
@davemakes Ooh, dang. I figured it would be on Amazon, but the search results were glutted with speedrun videos lol. Thanks! @davemakes Where were you able to watch it? I've not been able to find it anywhere!
9/22
2020
The bravest bird I saw today, a Blue Jay that was dive bombing a Cooper's Hawk mid-air. https://t.co/RVzy6N8q42
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝 @chicagoexpatjy 409? Haven't heard that name in years
9/20
2020
@mzhangclan Crisp autmumn day, crisp dollar bill, crisp television/radio signal @mzhangclan Brit and I talked about it and looked it up, and interestingly crisp is used to describe an overall fe… https://t.co/DaJocbOPxI
9/19
2020
@KaitlinLaMoine That Dutch?引越しました! https://t.co/usaQl6JjUv
Retweeted by 🐝Cameron Decker🐝Honey ASMR https://t.co/PylfmhuiGOIt's not a true sitcom unless someone has to hide underwater in a hot tub or pool for several minutes and then come up gasping @augustjsmith They have needs like you and I @augustjsmith That's the penis
9/18
2020
@caeth_eri Right!? It wasn't even a particularly good year @DaneAsmund Pertty pleased with the results!The final product https://t.co/H9cH1bSZSVBottling. Not sure if this is the best spigot to use, it's very slow https://t.co/DnzSiJrWd8*extractorAnd now for the money shot. Moving the honey from the extractorn through a filter and into the bottling bucket https://t.co/8IMQYdbUCRGot 8 frames into the extractor. There was probably another 10 embarrassing minutes of cranking done off-camera https://t.co/3ZfwowB93yUncapping the honey frames. We uncapped nine of these bad boys https://t.co/XYKxJ9faYy
9/17
2020
@mzhangclan Hand fatigue has always been a problem with them though, the rounder look should help
9/16
2020
Only got stung once harvesting honey. I'll take that as a win! Will be posting some vids @KaitlinLaMoine Give it to me, a left hander who isn't a cowardhttps://t.co/6UmAn5qPthThis is the face of someone not thrilled to have a new sister https://t.co/CLc8kTsHMq @marinaomi Thanks Mari 💚 @marinaomi It takes 3 hrs for food to pass through a ferret, 12 hours seems ridiculous @marinaomi My best guess is that Eddie was in the middle of a blood sugar crash, so they figured 4 hrs would be saf… https://t.co/6kMhJ2rGS6The vet is insisting that we make my ferret Crash fast for 9-12 hours before testing his blood even though they onl… https://t.co/HWwMkxAXOJ @marinaomi There's a disturbing lack of ferrets in this thread, so here is Crash half under the couch, snoozing on… https://t.co/7WGH7eIfgX
9/15
2020
@augustjsmith Definitely makes it hard to drink at lunch @marinaomi https://t.co/4p0eSMWkV6 @mzhangclan Well I'd like to see people actually helped lolI want a Netflix show where they find small businesses that are struggling with their online presence, and they com… https://t.co/Y0Z7TAmUMy
9/14
2020
@marinaomi Shit, sounds like a weekend trip to me! @marinaomi Come hang out in the midwestOne thing I've noticed from growing my own veggies is how they last for MONTHS compared to days/a week or two. Groc… https://t.co/TShxkdelHw
9/13
2020

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