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Covering TN politics @ The Dog & Pony Show. Also write about food & books. cari.wade.gervin@gmail.com / DM for more options

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Joined Twitter 5/13/09


Bull Connor’s ghost is back for Halloween? Oh wait nope, cops haven’t changed in 60 years. https://t.co/rrzWft1Ee0Soom tahini or other tahini pls help me order a tahini that’s not bitter and my mom won’t dislikeA brief minute of inspiration. Please go vote. https://t.co/JyHFGlyx0Hwhile there is no known cure, we just gotta keep eradicating him, like crabgrass. or eczema. https://t.co/AIpCVnUGdR
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinSafety lolollllllll @s_wilhite Thanks!these people are making it impossible to do bits, nothing you could make up is funnier than this https://t.co/8R9LlTBh0T
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @loveandnachos But “foodie version”?!UGA doesn’t deserve to win but I won’t complainWhat even in tf is this? Please someone with kids explain https://t.co/SonKwPw7Nj @loveandnachos Send recipe pls @BourbonLover216 She worked with him!But I want to talk about FIRST chances, and who gets them. There are so many amazing writers out there yelling "p… https://t.co/IYZ51VTaHI
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinGood on @TheAtlantic to come clean, but shameful that more than 20 years after a plagiarism scandal, Ruth Shalit ap… https://t.co/RXXB6TJs1o
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @patrickbobo I mean, someone else's tweets.But maybe that's bc I live in flyover country idkYes? https://t.co/zqjpbksCKUIt’s just wild. Legal filings in this state are deemed served upon *mailing,* not receipt. https://t.co/Lsq1a5fbFC
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @missbethd It saves accts of other people?Quickest way to scrape a twitter acct before it is deleted?Does anyone have a lead on someone who can drug/freeze/kidnap me and take me out of cell range until the election r… https://t.co/BVP2HC4oMA @leahmocc That is so brutal!This was one of the most widely circulated pieces of disinformation on FB last spring, by a site that also circulat… https://t.co/cG1GUEfdtJ
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10/31
2020
Oh, and yes, I know 100% this recording is authentic. DM if yr a reporter and need more details for yr bosses. https://t.co/CNUjVAzE4y @GovBillLee Also I tried to get news outlets with actual bandwidth on this months ago. So it goes.Was gonna newsletter. Exhausted. But if you wanna hear a recording of Hodgen Mainda confess to affairs, dick pics &… https://t.co/7gDRkNq9eS @ThatWinkler Hell yeah!Thanks to @vdbaranetsky and @rache_book, we sued the government and got the records of 265,000 migrant children. We… https://t.co/qDfGjWPmnR
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinNEW: Children are being held in the federal government's migrant shelters for years at a time. Some of them are ver… https://t.co/lAwxdDKEy3
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinThis is someone who grew up in small-town segregated Mississippi and was in hs/college in 60s and paid ZERO attenti… https://t.co/rGnrhwmOi5My mom voted GOP until 2000, when she voted Nader bc she hated everyone (GA was not a swing state then). The GOP ha… https://t.co/NmfSHEdpXx @LauraMLippman I am (sadly) working on my bed most days. I might need to order one @faerieem @kmaustinyoung @Anachronist_Ben Starting a church so you could actually get divorced but then killing your wives anyway @LauraMLippman I love your bed desk!It's also totally incoherent to argue (as many in the GOP are) that states shouldn't count ballots that come in aft… https://t.co/QyjMmYAxna
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinA deeper look at that story on niche sports in The Atlantic by Ruth Shalit Barrett: https://t.co/N0n3NFYeS7
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @bluestein Papa John's? I'm so sorry.Just got a video of my 4-yr-old cousin dancing in the (parked) car and making Blue Steel-ish faces and I really needed that laugh today.Georgia leads at the half. https://t.co/i1jRDLl9nT78 new deaths. PLEASE STAY HOME ON HALLOWEEN. https://t.co/2nO9Lvs34KHmmmmmm https://t.co/7h1371lTv5And there it is. https://t.co/b4EKlEu62hTranslation: Debt collectors can now text you. https://t.co/hnTdLn1jxS https://t.co/mNBQfRcWy0
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @flacknally @SenGardenhire He can say that all he wants, but it's not true.Gardenhire says he always wears a mask, but there's literally a picture of him from an Oct. 20 indoor luncheon with… https://t.co/jZcmFlh4BBGardenhire in quarantine? Who would have guessed attending political events without masks was a bad idea? https://t.co/cxv2x1618E @mandersonville it's so goodHere's the final map of Early/Abs. Voting compared with Early/Abs votes in 2016 as well as the % of voters that hav… https://t.co/SFy1y0qQi9
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinCounterpoint: blanket restrictions on all sex offenders do not, in fact, keep children safe. https://t.co/FXv0ubuwoL
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervina man who received (and hasn’t fully repaid) $1.1 million in WELFARE FUNDS from the state of mississippi for work h… https://t.co/MfqS13ZUSZ
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin17 NYT bestsellers this year hit the list thanks to "bulk buys." 15 of them were Trumpers, who seem to LOVE to tout… https://t.co/mFp0qcfRBj
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin1. There is no "media blackout" of the Hunter Biden story, his alleged laptop or Tony Bobulinski. The problem is… https://t.co/CGploaJ8dl
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinThe kids are not alright https://t.co/NEMQRyBXXkWill be a lot worse by Christmas. Sorry, but it is the path we’re on, the path we refuse to quit. https://t.co/yut8dLgpgv
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @JustinNystrom It's research?Actually this was literally 11 hours ago, not yesterday. Thank you, @joeygarrison, for correcting me, and may we bo… https://t.co/UMpGqkJBaF @joeygarrison Oh my god that was really today? @joeygarrison They never look ok. But thank you.I totally even forgot there was a Falcons game tonight, despite tweeting with @joeygarrison yesterday about it. (Bu… https://t.co/CgR2bJhQVzThe Immaculate Infection https://t.co/RJXEoSNVkE
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinCool, cool. https://t.co/t1rQ5YIjCd https://t.co/bIDQSuApAx @Tuggs1 OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
10/30
2020
I'm sorry, what in the fuck restaurant in *2020* has a ban against diners wearing sneakers?! Or any kind of dress… https://t.co/hsA85iGm78 @superpixels Three Rivers totally has a lot of anti-vaxx, anti-science shoppers tho. Has for all time. Heard many… https://t.co/cUbuId9RFx @Tuggs1 OH MY GOD @jondanziger It's no Ron MexicoThis Blackburn tweet is even more hilarious after being reminded that federal employees aren't ever supposed to rea… https://t.co/7exPvzQQxbA true Tennessee hero. https://t.co/RhQprtBjdEWhat is it with the bodyguards https://t.co/5Lq0t1Twx6Tebow continues to be the worst. https://t.co/jx7sz4v3rr.@whittlz is a treasure to this city https://t.co/y6V5VkgCVG
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @scavendish I mean, last night didn't go well for him so it's pretty understandableNEW from me + @BrandyZadrozny: The Deepfake Peddling a Hunter Biden Dossier https://t.co/oA4aKTjkUp
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAAAAAAA https://t.co/yaJiRYIR9B @ACShilton GreenwaldProsecutors asked to use a grand jury and it sat for *two years* before they were eventually told no? https://t.co/tzz9Hz4r9P
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinAMAZING NEWS! Joseph Webster, a Nashville man who has always maintained is innocence, is finally getting another ch… https://t.co/u986BcLWB8
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinToo close to home for comfort https://t.co/HQO8T8Ee88Not dead. https://t.co/whLWdfGpWEEvery TN GOP member is RTing the dumb GG letter saying what a great guy he is and we are truly in the upside downMore evidence from @NC5PhilWilliams that Robert Swope has repeatedly sought to use his position on Metro Council to… https://t.co/19ShZPqOBO
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinThe Intercept can afford to fund, like, 6 or 7 well-paid staff positions now. Lucky them.
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @DerryAtlanta @RacistMascot They're bad this season too, tho!Dying laughing at GGUnless you are overnighting (via FedEx or UPS, not USPS) to your election office (or wherever the ballot is suppose… https://t.co/MaJqg36bov @CEs_Mustache It's true.pretty shameful AOC isn't wearing a pinner's apron and short gown on the cover of vanity fair. and how are she be b… https://t.co/3SjRteN7oX
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask Gervin @saraclark oh no @RacistMascot Some years they are! @joeygarrison Have you seen a Falcons game this year?You're presuming people in Georgia will actually turn on a Falcons game tho? https://t.co/vx9E8tvlnRAnd then they could still switch to election coverage at 10 pm! It's not like we'll know a whole lot before then pr… https://t.co/ZVeukqJOLj @loveandnachos Nor should you! Fuck everyone who unfollows you for talking about it.It is so unfair we have to wait until next Thursday for #TheBachelorette. ABC should really air it Monday to save… https://t.co/s7uMLjYDyhIf you're hanging out with people inside who don't live in your house, you need to read this. https://t.co/rny2NxwJJqJUST POSTED: Fed prosecutors had evidence pointing to corruption by allies of President Erdogan of Turkey. But then… https://t.co/0KTKlHYepd
Retweeted by Cari Wear a Damn Mask GervinSomeone I don't know sent me a Google doc to edit entitled "Stealth," and I am obviously not opening it, but do I e… https://t.co/EvGwb0rriCGood morning. https://t.co/hmuZDB0q5AI’m not writing about this and obvs Twitter poll results mean nada, but if you have thoughts, spill them. https://t.co/y4znvKBhLRQ: how recently did you learn you could roast (most) winter squash thinly sliced w/skin on or even sautéed in a ski… https://t.co/YBfhyJx3pR
10/29
2020

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