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Carlie @carjwilson Coruscant

| cbus | hot dogs | she/her |

630 Following   882 Followers   13,771 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/8/12


If you're cap staff and you see this, no you didn'tStill upset i never went on a date with Hiltbrunner there i said it
1/19
2021
I can't wait to fight Watson and Crick in hell
1/17
2021
https://t.co/Jq8MVBqQYM https://t.co/vhch1ITYXm
1/16
2021
I take it back Rex is fine as hell https://t.co/WdZsgyuUEC
1/15
2021
@little_critter_ I'd also like to add Drew Tucker even though he ~ technically ~ wasn't my professor @little_critter_ Nate Jackson, Dr. Clymer, and then Nate Jackson again
1/14
2021
everyone is always like "you should read 1984 it's so good" first of all it's called 1989 and it's not a book it's an album
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1/11
2021
I wanna go back to when a-punk by vampire weekend had us all by the throats @lacie_ray_ 100 percent the casemy lightsaber came today and I think koryne doesn't wanna be my friend anymore
1/8
2021
STACEY MOTHER ******* ABRAMS!!!!!!
Retweeted by CarlieCall me crazy but requiring 2 higher level licenses and 3 years of experience for a position and calling it "entry… https://t.co/vi4nVGCUoE
1/6
2021
Why do microwaves get an attitude like that when you forget to take your food out, pls calm down
1/5
2021
@ZoeGarber he is my muse
1/2
2021
pt 2: they got a dog https://t.co/gm1lkdXwXt https://t.co/CBGJJGSOvD
1/1
2020
❤❤❤ https://t.co/1srCubmnzB#AlwaysWithUs💔 https://t.co/9pM042ZOt8
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12/27
2020
@ChiefLudwig mRNA vacs don't "alter your DNA" nor do they even go where DNA is housed, and thats true of normal mRN… https://t.co/jfemWKDa8x @ChiefLudwig Getting the vaccine prevents me (low risk) from contracting and spreading the virus to others. And bei… https://t.co/NO8kK9Q5hlhttps://t.co/kdxRMx20HH
Retweeted by Carliehello I've recently started to appreciate my nose rather than despise my side profile because of it and that just f… https://t.co/0L4CnpmTFa
12/24
2020
Guess which painting I did and which one Koryne did (hard) https://t.co/It6yU67nGe
12/22
2020
Why do men who are mildly inconvenienced breathe like that? You know what I mean
12/21
2020
@NoLuckNeal pontius pilate or pontus pilot you can only choose one https://t.co/1w59tcGeFE
12/20
2020
girls with mandolorian cosplaying boyfriends are winning rn idcthe post credit scene has caused me to pass away, send ur condolences to koryne https://t.co/n9xzHDF6Y1 @curtiswyckoff12 Sobbing out of ~excitement~ I promiseDid the last 15 minites of this episode of the mandalorian make you sob or are you stable
12/18
2020
We had 14 student athletes above a 3.5 and 5 of which had a 4.0. So proud! 💪💪 #LevelUp #NextGirlUp #WeArehttps://t.co/enAKF18vay
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12/17
2020
@hcook22 I got mine done BUT my natural hair is dark so I was too scared to do my own 🙃🙃 @its_chelseap EXACTLY
12/15
2020
Feels like I already did start the chat, Ted. https://t.co/xsKIzjyTC3 @hcook22 I have this right now and its yes yes and yes from me I LOVE IT
12/14
2020
the fact that this fancam exists is taking me out https://t.co/UYjd5l0od7
12/10
2020
Found OSU's 6th game this weekend. Capital doesn't play a game until March so if they can get on the #1 by 11, they… https://t.co/lt1CcfUJ80
Retweeted by CarlieIts red, commence your business minding https://t.co/5Z5MlvrKLZ
12/8
2020
Little miss Nora for Christmas 🎄🥺 https://t.co/s64l987rSY
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12/7
2020
If you see me buying myself a 200 dollar light saber for Christmas mind your damn business
12/5
2020
Ma, I need to go to fackin Tosche station to pick up the fackin powah convertahs https://t.co/TDvRGhLFBi
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12/4
2020
sea shanties for thots on spotify i cant recommend this enough https://t.co/IinVM1oP3RHere come the tweets about people not caring about everyone's Spotify wrapped but I truly look at each and every on… https://t.co/V7iMyDxLS2
12/2
2020
@JacobDMichael @hamilton3889 "Try and do your own research" *does none of their own research*
11/27
2020
Just told a MAN to have a good day for the love of god someone put me out of my misery
11/25
2020
@patricialynnh omg my tweets have come full circle
11/22
2020
What are some of your least favorite sounds? One of mine is men yelling "go baby" at the TV during a football game
11/21
2020
If Scott Pilgrim vs the World ruined a whole generation of women then The Wolf of Wall Street ruined a whole genera… https://t.co/rmQ8qRkyNc
11/20
2020
Good evening to cat dads and cat dads only
11/16
2020
its always "wyd" and never "you have bewitched me, body and soul"
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11/15
2020
me after one episode of queens gambit https://t.co/rOB0gsu0KY
11/14
2020
I need therapy but what I'm getting instead is Chris Cuomo fan cams on my fyp 🥴between this and the trumpies dancing to ratm idk where satire lies anymore https://t.co/hbJdZ0NcDBBYE DEN https://t.co/H6hQofWVXu https://t.co/bzaJzfXULmhttps://t.co/vsikC93sZ7
Retweeted by Carlie @ZoeGarber Thats about where I'm at as well
11/7
2020
@brandonjarrell7 I think I'm cups in the car depressed but can't-have-dishes-in-the-room anxiousAre you empty cups in the room depressed or empty cups in the car depressed? Its car for me but others are different and that's ok @mirandaanoel like abolish the ec but not the smart boardsTorn between hating the electoral college but loving John King and his lil smart boards
11/6
2020
happy bday to the father of my children! See u in hell ya stupid fruit ❤🌠 https://t.co/mMjFEny99L
11/5
2020
I ain't ever seen two pretty trump supporters, always one of em gotta be racist
11/3
2020
Don’t forget to change your clocks on Sunday and your president on Tuesday.
Retweeted by Carlie @WyattAPertuset table for 2, we will have the red thank youThe roommates heard i was going to dinner Thursday so you know what that means..✊🏼 https://t.co/xMG6ofNbUf
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11/2
2020
Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T https://t.co/elpBmzu6hV
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11/1
2020
Not my brother using his kids to live out his halloween dreams https://t.co/YBp5ehlYLKthey had no business making this episode one material but they DID https://t.co/lbvcT6Hecl
10/31
2020
@kain_anderson I cope with pain through laughter I'm so sorry ❤❤ @kain_anderson I keep coming back to this tweet and I legitimately cannot control my laughter
10/30
2020
@ibangbongos she's so 🌠beautiful🌠happy kitty day to my photogenic little baybee https://t.co/IlyMdOo3ja
10/29
2020
rent free end of story https://t.co/OWR6zkDkqwFor the love of all that is holy/unholy/sacred/decent, vote. Your voice fkn MATTERS I can't stress this enough
10/27
2020
https://t.co/QyVhBE8i2U
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10/23
2020
@kristen_nebel https://t.co/bIQynEOqhu @kristen_nebel Its all messy, top to bottom. Why were we like that @kristen_nebel DELETE DELETE ALL OF IT PLEASE NO
10/20
2020
HEAD EMPTY NO THINK JUST THIS NOW https://t.co/5qIg6KVAEl
10/19
2020
back on my "F1 is the best sport" bs https://t.co/WVVVFvTaZz
10/17
2020
Another day attracted to men, I'm so tired https://t.co/9fQtUskgWkVote early Drink water Eat vegetables Stan tiddies
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10/16
2020
@crich97 my lil crispy and lil crispy jr
10/13
2020
I love listening to two elderly men sling insults at eachother while the fate of our country hangs in the balance r… https://t.co/sh461aeQHk
9/30
2020
Head empty no think just Miley singing heart of glass
9/28
2020
CABLE KNIT SWEATER TIME YOU DIPSHIT MOTHER FUCKERS
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9/15
2020
@patricialynnh I simply cannot blame you. Also 3 is my second highest so I think you may be onto something @patricialynnh angry and aggressive 8 :/
9/14
2020
This is very much union county twitter material but if you're getting passed on the highway by a truck hauling a 14… https://t.co/cf8TJoDE1V
9/3
2020
when i need a good cry i’ll watch that doctor who episode where he brings vincent van gogh to the future so that he… https://t.co/mgLd0amsvA
Retweeted by Carlie @patricialynnh I never have eyedrops but I do always have this in my search history insteadYeah I got WAP W- Where A- Are P- You? And I’m so sorry
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8/28
2020
Mentally I'm here https://t.co/WdYv39e8AW
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8/24
2020
yes i have WAP W- A- P- dePression
8/17
2020
@theacidicgod AHHHHH thank you sm 🥺❤ @theacidicgod truly a mystery meat mouth miracle
8/11
2020
@Dmolina_14 when there was mashed potatoes and that roll on the side??? unmatched honestly @emily_perkins3 The sauce was immaculateCan we talk about the salisbury steaks we were served in public school lunches? What WERE those things, truly
8/10
2020
I think every single year since I was 15...the science behind this needs to be explained ASAP https://t.co/6njw11xkU9
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8/3
2020
@CalebHudson_ and N E V E R plays mario cart
7/31
2020

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