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Failed rock star. Luxury (lazy) footballer. Strong Continental Lager and Rioja Socialist. Woke do gooder. #3point5percent

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Joined Twitter 11/26/10


No virtue signaling says corporation that put a poppy on the fucking Cookie Monster https://t.co/kpF2NnJJvL
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @19Mcculley *if @19Mcculley Jupiter is often the brightest object in the sky, other than the moon. But at this time it's Mars of it… https://t.co/iKSOquGiF2 @adamjrhawkins Thanks man ✊ @adamjrhawkins The pioneers of reggae @IainKelly73 https://t.co/KpJc4HBeC1 @AndyMarrs https://t.co/o0z4SdeEDs @matt1536 https://t.co/QfFbz2CQgrShit day of news, both personally, and 2020 just being 2020...The Red wine is coming out... @deeokelly1 Stay strong and get well soon ✊ @miffythegamer A bloody goddess
10/29
2020
FFS Marcus...save your energy for embarrassing the government https://t.co/ZDSBMyTiM9Tight fuckers didn't add Gift Aid https://t.co/spqyMPylfQMan puts on a hat https://t.co/P4iTwoD2mX @maccorcrain The number of bodies buried on his land...Joe Cole has clearly gone to the same clinic as Shane Warne and Darren Gough #KRACHE https://t.co/anPLQwDXTC @redhead_ordead Your video looks like a live Rothko!ZIYECH!!! @tris_siam Ha...Werner is no nonsense. None of this stuttering rubbish, just wallop! @tris_siam Another pen 🙈https://t.co/ipYC4e8Bej
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @tris_siam Oi!!!! @Helen_Something Ooh...fancy! @Sgazmandoogle @jfbargh @lottyburns @DPJHodges Funny that the silent majority never shut the fuck up @McB00merang Evil Genius and In Our Time from BBC and Malcolm Galdwell's Revisionist History is great @unfortunatalie Fair enough @unfortunatalie Aluminium! @theribman Onglet @gremisch Thick Fury... perfect!After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/mjeTOw5yoxPain, tears and corruption. This isn't about football, is it? https://t.co/JyB2EjM8hj @alexandrabulat @UCLEngage @UCLSSEES @the3million Well done! 👏👏👏
10/28
2020
This is like receiving a “sorry about your nan” card from Harold Shipman https://t.co/6BnJRN2IKE
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @ThatCorbynista https://t.co/DKQHxO2imZ @agirlcalledlina This tweet was brought to you, in part, by the team that lied on a bus, illegally overspent campai… https://t.co/hbpruFGTUw @FishGirls23 https://t.co/GyGAshRcX9 @lornaaaa_xo Holy shitballs...Dog sniffs a human excrement: https://t.co/VN5LYlIp06
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5%Atalanta are just an absolute joy to watch, aren't they? #UefaChampionsLeagueLolz. Trying to justify this nonsense...and it's SOY FFS! https://t.co/XxeJjk6Cn7 @fesshole I thing you should divorce her @KonstantinKisin @toadmeister @SpeechUnion Hahaha...on commission, are you? @Sorrelish Willow's stashed them I reckon...emergency nose warmers! look at the state of mine! I just can't give th… https://t.co/d9Peegr1pw @fesshole Stay away from sharp things
10/27
2020
@julesbuddle The bulb went a couple of months ago and we've not bothered replacing it! @soapachu Totally agree. Some branded ones like Encona are definitely aggressively hot and the the ones with the ma… https://t.co/t99ADgrWQU @soapachu Might be on the edge of the heat level required but it's packed full of flavour @soapachu This stuff is great https://t.co/XC3hnfh29ZDrax #ToryFoodTips #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY https://t.co/Dmw0CjJ8fWThese lads knew 35 years ago #NASA #moon https://t.co/AFuoVTPwWqNige still has his nose firmly up Trump's arsehole...where are you tweeting this from, Nige? https://t.co/ABHQIPy0mz @dysmorphia_wb @bluestmoon_ Sea urchin is probably the worst for that...tasted pretty good but the texture is almos… https://t.co/Nbu4kuOniG @dysmorphia_wb @bluestmoon_ 28... there's not a lot I won't put in my gob @MJMcKean @ChrisFistonich https://t.co/OOHvgDOEw3
10/26
2020
@bobthehat @MysterySolvent 🤣 👏👏👏"I feel I should apologise for my..." https://t.co/xUy1tom6Kk https://t.co/zPZStkYYH0Yep, this. Absolutely nuts the hoops that people have to do just exercise their basic rights in the USA #VoteEarlyhttps://t.co/xEtPeJ6s8iMore food put out for spiney mammals, by a spineless mammal, than for the hungry kids #selfawarenesshttps://t.co/Mpx0l5sTWJ @GeoffGuenther @EnglishmanAdam Ha, no! Went to see it with a friend and then a couple of days later on a date. I di… https://t.co/HplRCVofzX @1624Joe @samdclulow @AlanTho59976503 @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford @AlanThomas Haha...absolute fucknuts, the pair of you. @AlanTho59976503 @1624Joe @samdclulow @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford @AlanThomas Fuck me...poor people ar… https://t.co/9nUAQSwvyv @1624Joe @samdclulow @AlanTho59976503 @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford @AlanThomas What phone do you think poor people should have? @Helen_Something As we say in sarf Lahndun...that looks banging! @IceManTiti1 @JamieKay22 🍄 @JamieKay22 She's a massive fan of mushroomsMorten Morland - spot on. https://t.co/CDWwKr4T0O
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @maccorcrain @DarranMarshall Ha! He'll be round to fix your wee drains tomorrow!The underground grains market is massive. Quinoa is king...you can get anything up to £1 a kilo https://t.co/0sVvRpjlNK @forgivethesea_ Nice...not listened to Foals for a while but will remedy that later @EnglishmanAdam Maybe Baby...I say this having watched it at the cinema...twiceI challenge anyone to have a busier day than this young #Tyrone man. https://t.co/uDgyrX178I
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @AlanTho59976503 @samdclulow @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford https://t.co/ZVCLLR0kZS @fesshole Susan Boyle is a ledge @AlanTho59976503 @samdclulow @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford Ahh, you're gonna say something like "it was… https://t.co/QY1PjKbSO2Just a reminder that the #ToryScum sent back money to the EU unspent that should have gone to kids in deprivation.… https://t.co/0F26UXewmm @AlanTho59976503 @samdclulow @ziggy6769 @JasonManford @MarcusRashford Yep...laugh it up https://t.co/xlTALdtXfe @Sorrelish I've heard that some are capable of eating themselves https://t.co/9wB0QbviUa😂 sorry Shappi! If anyone would like to hear the conversation in question then check it out. Apple:… https://t.co/ZDHmwBTQzM
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @forgivethesea_ This afternoon's list...how about you? https://t.co/pjNxZ7xnkI @agirlcalledlina Half-decent paintball team, thoughWe’re making sure no child in Middlesbrough goes without lunch over the school holidays. Please get in touch if y… https://t.co/u30uUFtwqZ
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @JasonReidUK Lovely! Just about to get an omelette on the go as it's pretty grey and drizzly here!#BrexitReality #NorthernIrish Fish vs S of Border fish ... .⁦@acatherwoodnews⁩ .⁦@MarkCarruthers7⁩ https://t.co/G9LEoyQTae
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @DibbsErnesto @eggs_horse @lagrande_sophie @MartinDaubney This you? https://t.co/ePcNMykAXLTo think this cunt once had a gun https://t.co/eZqKmqebuVI can assure you I am not a publicity seeker. And while we’re at it... I can also assure you I have no idea what… https://t.co/BViI5AUJTP
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5%It’s easier for a white person to vote from space than for an African American or Latino to vote in their home zip… https://t.co/Tkx4eh1pJl
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10/25
2020
@michaellegge Crowd work is your strength @Backpainandwine iPhones are for children and grandparents *runs away*I see a load of sentient hams on here think they can do my job today, cobbling together and costing an omelette. Pi… https://t.co/5dtDiu649C
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Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @ambersalamander Come on The U's 💪 @miffythegamer He's a UKIP plant @Sorrelish She finally defeated the ball!UK has one of the lowest number of beds per population of all the countries in the OECD In addtion to the governme… https://t.co/nF4zmczfSa
Retweeted by Carl Masked 3.5% @spuddlymills I think it's more likely that they're just cuntsDamn. I wish my teenage self knew I could swap out some Frazzles and Petit Filous for some weed #ToryScumhttps://t.co/ICigBCiYvCBit of a masterpiece, like a whole movie in a Tik Tok clip https://t.co/OxU97DuXRc
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10/24
2020
@HenderClaire @BBradley_Mans Marvelous!
10/23
2020

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