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A random mixture of tech, food, and cute animals. With a heavy dose of feminism and inclusion thrown in for free! she/her

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Joined Twitter 3/15/13


CW: death, police brutality People loosing their life and family and friends loosing each other for speaking their… https://t.co/EicnHrzZ16
Retweeted by Carly DysonWhere is the news from Nigeria? @BBCNews? @guardian? The #EndSARS protests need central coverage, even an internet… https://t.co/3FhLAZXsfY
Retweeted by Carly DysonA wanted pregnancy is a beautiful thing. It's incredible, this ability to build a whole other human inside our bodi… https://t.co/5srJaGVm0P
Retweeted by Carly DysonJob description red flags: “ninja” “unicorn” “fast-paced environment” “magic” “work hard, play hard” “rock star” “… https://t.co/uGo2zOi8Kv
Retweeted by Carly Dyson#EndSars protestors in Lekki were murdered on their knees. The left needs to materially show its support. Donate… https://t.co/1cTWQG9JxR
Retweeted by Carly DysonBREAKING: Government insists Manchester’s £22 million support package is actually very generous, as that sort of mo… https://t.co/RPpZid3NJm
Retweeted by Carly DysonGreat answer. The question - I think from Nick Robinson - suggested haggling over £5m was ‘showboating’ over a ‘re… https://t.co/xnUOLFDtwy
Retweeted by Carly DysonJust reading/seeing what's happened overnight and...Jesus. My heart is so broken. A government choosing to massacr… https://t.co/huNU1puDkm
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10/21
2020
where im mentally at rn https://t.co/aPeXeXBdOD
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @soniagupta504 Sending love and kind thoughts. Take care xYou know what, person on facebook, I did need to hear this https://t.co/bFfSx2WeS6
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10/19
2020
Where can I get a pin that says “if you’ve never held an iPad up to a dying patient so their loved ones can have di… https://t.co/XpO9K8Xy7S
Retweeted by Carly DysonI hosted a PBS show called Science Goes To The Movies for five seasons and was a Teaching Fellow for a quantum phys… https://t.co/nkzJxAX7OE
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10/18
2020
I've said it before & I'll say it again: What makes me love this iconic performance is that at literally no point i… https://t.co/GpdMPXa4fe
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10/17
2020
Working in tech: Interview is - pairing - code test - more pairing - systems design: the matrix - here's a hoop,… https://t.co/El3UmtZQJw
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10/16
2020
@candiwrites My reading isn't great so it's slow going but this is the perfect mix of politics, history& fashion ❤️… https://t.co/UtTu8cGAPsI built my dog a selfie booth so she can take photos of herself by pushing a pedal with her paw https://t.co/lpFTVZFlId
Retweeted by Carly DysonIf anyone new to – or interested in – content design or strategy wants a no judgement, ‘no such thing as a stupid q… https://t.co/bVfJl3oefb
Retweeted by Carly DysonMoyra was an amazing lady and leaves behind an incredible legacy. I had the honour of working with her very recentl… https://t.co/omm00aRZCZCould they also urge men not to go around stabbing women please https://t.co/YGzinucsvP
Retweeted by Carly DysonExactly. https://t.co/BgAmKhlmEN
Retweeted by Carly DysonNot every table is worth having a seat at
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10/15
2020
I would feel more empowered by a monster medusa, caked in blood and refusing the male gaze, than I am by this travesty
Retweeted by Carly Dysonelmo pumpkin for 2020 https://t.co/Yu7UcKbcwE
Retweeted by Carly DysonWhat a country https://t.co/MJjqI4H4Mp
Retweeted by Carly DysonThe best answer I’ve ever read @dollyalderton https://t.co/HeeQPLXcHh
Retweeted by Carly Dyson*claps and rubs hands together* Right, who else needs some talent witchery? I'm available for helping with recrui… https://t.co/Sk14bIzY7b
Retweeted by Carly DysonAny Test Engineers / SDET folk looking a new challenge and want to come work with me at Payroc, give me a shout and… https://t.co/V7HHVXgnCO
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10/14
2020
All in it together https://t.co/ZpubTB2yqH
Retweeted by Carly DysonI dunno who needs to hear this but women without children have families too.
Retweeted by Carly Dyson“i stay out of politics” is such a weird way to spell “my rights as a human being aren’t up in the air every 4 year… https://t.co/MXmJZ0fgWa
Retweeted by Carly DysonWords cannot describe how much I love this :) https://t.co/9mYD2m2gt8
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @TesterAB Well that's not fair. I'm happy to 'forced' to vote. @CharlieVivante I KNOW!!!!I've said it before and I've said it again, Sociology should be a compulsory subject - it teaches you to interrogat… https://t.co/Ca7y3LcHE6
Retweeted by Carly DysonPolice believe it may be the work of ballerinas. https://t.co/rtjKXlERgM
Retweeted by Carly DysonAnd why have I only just found out about them??!!Feeling a bit short changed. Why can't we have democracy sausages???!!! https://t.co/4rdzgbnRd4When the internet goes to work it's a joyous place https://t.co/JQcBCIxdYQ
Retweeted by Carly Dysonanybody else almost miss the quarantine of march/april where at least the rules were clear instead of this vague an… https://t.co/gS2jeLd4eo
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @candiwrites You, from a birthline of rebellious people?! Hard to imagine 😂😉 ❤️
10/13
2020
I wish more older and younger women had friendships. I think there’s so much value in what they could teach each other about life.
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Retweeted by Carly DysonGoing with a female friend to get her car MOT'd. I love this. We do it every year. They ignore her entirely and tal… https://t.co/6UIzlThpZJ
Retweeted by Carly DysonThere are no truly flat organizations in tech. The choices are: (1) an explicit hierarchy w/ clear responsibilitie… https://t.co/znjgT0WtLN
Retweeted by Carly DysonI saw some other folks with ADHD talking the other day about how their normal pattern of creating enough stress to… https://t.co/YxBvJMsCgr
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10/11
2020
@_crmzchan_ Same here! Sold my car today as we don't need 2 anymore. I've not bought any fuel since March - before… https://t.co/znVAATiY3FIt's almost as if diverse talent attracts more diverse talent and there's actually no pipeline problem 🙃
Retweeted by Carly DysonFired and charged. A porcupine. https://t.co/oCJvwixDTk
Retweeted by Carly DysonI'm excited to tall you all I'm currently working with @SocialKinetic1 on a really exciting role they need to fill… https://t.co/YRj5WEUhF8
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @nicolasedgwick Oh no! Hope you're ok. Bad things come in 3's??? Maybe this is all your bad luck for the rest of the year used up?? x @KarisBouher Me neither! And I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! 😂 @KarisBouher Love this! Reminds me of how much I love good butter and how hard it is to find! But also makes me sa… https://t.co/UhGYCwcmr6Huge congrats to our Co-founders @SighSam and @JoelGibbard, who have been awarded MBEs in the Queen's Birthday Hono… https://t.co/qZC4onsyWr
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10/10
2020
Momo can now Sit, Stay, Come, and Shake Hands. As for the rest- well she's doing her very best and trying to be hel… https://t.co/ZUB04vssPl
Retweeted by Carly DysonZoom fatigue: “Sorry, I don’t know what happened there” - Translation: I closed my laptop because I’d just had enough.
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10/9
2020
If you had the opportunity to talk to someone in charge of a tech organisation about the importance of inclusivity… https://t.co/NfpQUunxr0How it started: How it ended: https://t.co/dM4EAxpFEl
Retweeted by Carly DysonYoung girls watching: you’re allowed to say “I’m speaking” when someone interrupts you. “I’m speaking” is a full se… https://t.co/rh9iWyPHum
Retweeted by Carly DysonWomen: RT if you, too, have had to say in a meeting: “I’m still speaking”
Retweeted by Carly DysonIt's easier for white folk to interrupt Black folk. It's easier for men to interrupt women. Most people aren't as g… https://t.co/3Lv85MpqhO
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @DannyDainton Danny he's gorgeous! Congratulations to you both. I bet Sophie can't wait to meet her little brother ❤️
10/8
2020
Six days late but I officially opted @SelfDefinedApp into Hacktoberfest! 👻 If you're not familiar, it's an open so… https://t.co/9iPpVBjaAd
Retweeted by Carly DysonNot OC, but this is very much something I feel about pursuing my dreams tbh. Angrily succeeding https://t.co/0kQtuyUALR
Retweeted by Carly DysonIs my boss toxic? A checklist: - a charming personality that thrives in front of crowds but feels “off” in 1:1 set… https://t.co/rT6sjmvpOq
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @CharlieVivante This is a great idea!!
10/7
2020
And it gets worse https://t.co/Sx9zGToEZZThought I'd be numb to yet another line up of white middle-aged men leadership teams. Nope. I'm fuming. https://t.co/tfZPMxIsUi
10/6
2020
OK apparently this still needs saying: 1. SOX does not mandate segregation of duties. Neither SOX section 404, nor… https://t.co/uc4RvVBard
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10/4
2020
Feel like politically we’re in the speeding up bit of Come On Eileen
Retweeted by Carly DysonI lugged six lever arch files to the High Court in 2017 that were almost entirely filled with printouts of tweets t… https://t.co/EICYdUX285
Retweeted by Carly DysonWell, that’s what Muslims were told. And at 9pm the night before Eid when all the cooking was prepped and the gifts… https://t.co/FjxyFqHJru
Retweeted by Carly DysonI tweeted a joke in February about a date not buying me a cake pop and spent three weeks fielding death and rape an… https://t.co/LiSyaTTCGz
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10/3
2020
main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be https://t.co/T1dQrTRWIK
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9/30
2020
why the fuck does parliament even have a bar ur meant to be running the country not getting pissed u bunch of dickheads
Retweeted by Carly DysonWe are thrilled to be working with some great Bristol independents right now (a list on a website coming soon!) W… https://t.co/fo1o4UM0Np
Retweeted by Carly DysonA panel of white women in tech isn’t diversity and inclusion. https://t.co/b3Zu2xz3xJ
Retweeted by Carly DysonThe Tech industry has sold itself on “making the world a better place” for as long as I can remember, so tech leade… https://t.co/KyRmaZswcJ
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9/29
2020
@cardiffbites ❤️i once walked into that building to report a rape. i was told yes, i was raped, however because i didn't fight back… https://t.co/KH2y4UiUYz
Retweeted by Carly DysonA reminder that an interest in science/pursuing a career in science isn’t just reserved for model/straight A studen… https://t.co/YRI4Fhouet
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9/25
2020
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: It is HILARIOUS to me that people think men need to dress up as women… https://t.co/JbZOLkIZ9i
Retweeted by Carly Dysonif ur not livid ur on the wrong side https://t.co/svv8Uhu01Y
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Retweeted by Carly Dyson @Jenny_Hulbert11 That would be lovely, thank you. I'm just angry with everything at the moment, so want to work through that first! @_ionzi_ Thank you ❤️ @TheTestDoctor Hope you're doing something fun 🥰 @TheTestDoctor Thanks Dan that would be lovely. Next week maybe? I feel so angry about everything at the moment, I… https://t.co/JTwNirUW0YIf you’re arrested for protesting the killing of Breonna Taylor, your bail bond will be set at $1,000,000. If you k… https://t.co/YJx7sVrDoe
Retweeted by Carly DysonNow...think if this white woman is in HR, or in your People Team. Maybe she leads it? Maybe she's your D&I Leader?… https://t.co/sZJORb3H0R
Retweeted by Carly Dysoncharging one of Breonna Taylor's killers with, essentially, damaging property while ignoring the fact that they kil… https://t.co/tqQjX774j8
Retweeted by Carly Dyson @CharlieVivante Love you too ❤️I've known for a while what a mess the world is in right now. But today is the first day I've felt utterly at a lo… https://t.co/UqVhuaOv8M
9/24
2020
I thought I’d explain what happened today because I’m absolutely exhausted and tbh I think a light needs to be shon… https://t.co/5J7PwEehNC
Retweeted by Carly DysonPanels I plan to make happen over the next 6-8 months: -Women no longer technically "in" STEM -Not women or men in… https://t.co/eihEmwifc8
Retweeted by Carly DysonI'm sick of all the exact same "women in STEM" panels over and over and over. I've watched them, I've been on them,… https://t.co/EbIAOsuol3
Retweeted by Carly DysonMen are constantly like "Unlike women I look at things logically instead of emotionally" and then tell you about ho… https://t.co/7OoNQaXg8r
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9/23
2020
Love it 😍 https://t.co/mtFtrVFDb6I really love my organisation sometimes. P.S. I also really REALLY love the ad by @SugarJPoet https://t.co/r85AJWEhWl
9/22
2020

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