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@carlosrudriguez she's my sister, she lives alone. seeing your baby nieces on a 5 inch screen is very different from irl. @430Johnson taco is mine, lc is hers. @SamuelJLBrowne looking good!!!! @cmclymer i wish him well and hope others take this as a reminder that no one is above science. https://t.co/Bf4OwhINHe @JimmyConrad as long as ‘Kevin’ doesn’t mind us momentarily blocking his driveway He’s cool in my bookthis is how we spend time w my sister. she’s in the car on the right. we’re on the left. https://t.co/OGHsIjSIwJThe Department of Education's grab-and-go free meal service has been expanded to include anyone who wants food, no… https://t.co/90C3O9WpKl
Retweeted by Casey Neistat @MrBeastYT @jacksondahl @blakeir https://t.co/drcikKBEQAreally missing my friends this morning. rewatching this video from @Dannmace from the 'before' days -- https://t.co/v9k7pippat @samsheffer 😍 @jmcalpe @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 ENCINO MAN! great movie @BroichKeegan @JimiBuro @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 I do miss nyc tho. greatest city @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 that’s fair. it’s tough, but it’s fair. @uwlexi @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 we have kids. @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 I’ve never been so humbled https://t.co/WmWHJEXDz5 @aardvarsk @candicepoolenjoy https://t.co/jRfABfS3dhgreat song btw. 10 out of 10, would listen to againlittle Franny threw all the bad words she could think of at Alexa and Alexa delivered. https://t.co/RldQBJuPX9 @h3h3productions @Wil_n12 @HilaKleinH3 you dress like a guy who eats LA pizza and says it’s just as good as NY pizza https://t.co/IUcOW4gof4 @Merleshouse89 huh?
4/6
2020
@Wil_n12 @h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 what did I do? we don’t even like pizza in Cali @whatsinside @ZacksJerryRig truth.wedding was cancelled to do quarantine.. figured out how to make it happen anyway. very sweet story from Dan https://t.co/QG0WNWaHmlHere’s such an easy thing to do ONLY if you can. Donate $10 to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Respons… https://t.co/sx6cJQTNjO
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4/5
2020
I appreciate this positivity. https://t.co/BClPbuitWA @Sunder_LAD https://t.co/e0rErYHRGC @media_kraken Well said @ioegreer you should try. deliciouswe’ve been fighting over phone chargers https://t.co/8zNbRG78C6just gonna keep this thread going https://t.co/rpe6Lfz4aYthe key to making pancakes for kids is to make them really small. then no utensils are needed. thanks for listeni… https://t.co/T0wbmxiKlD @jamescharles Congratulations James!!!Can’t believe tomorrow’s Christmas!!
Retweeted by Casey Neistat @bohumphries https://t.co/NBv54lZnsy @greentheonly Is this out? Does my Telsa have this?i know it’s linguini, we’re out of regular spaghetti 🍝Ah shit, here we go again https://t.co/SfMTRkh9bJ @jacobsoboroff ditto @helena @chrislhayes @drinkhaus can confirm; it's good stuff @AkilahObviously i missed it
4/4
2020
Why can’t things just work
Retweeted by Casey Neistat @EstherThePig she’s a beautiful pig @RealDoctorMike @PhillyD Thanks guys.anyone else been eating a disconcerting amount of spaghetti ?I was so much younger three weeks ago.
Retweeted by Casey NeistatWe are not going to be the same after this.
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4/3
2020
Candice is washing all of our fruit and vegetables (stuff she just got at the grocery store) in dish soap. serious… https://t.co/s75k51wH0Rnice work @instagram https://t.co/jz92hs042Kthis belongs in a museum *SOUND UP* https://t.co/OLMggxQIUi @RealEvanArcher @AmysKitchen i do and i have! its good but i dont love vegan cheese. prefer without cheese at all @kissesruel @AmysKitchen you have no idea. https://t.co/WQ98RMqzal @jasteinerman @AmysKitchen never seen this in stores. im so down to try tho @runwithheart @trailhen @AmysKitchen i have given you 1 donut during this crisis. one of our very very valuable an… https://t.co/Zjfxwu9wAt @SanchoWest @TSM_Myth lolManhattan’s Sauce Pizzeria is delivering as many as 400 pizzas a day for free to hospitals. When the restaurant's l… https://t.co/91pRne6Api
Retweeted by Casey Neistat @MatthewSantoro @HowToBasic my kids freaked out when they heard this @andymilonakis duly noted! after i eat my way through my freezer i'll go there next (while respecting social distancing, of course) @ComfortablySmug oh god. more photos please. @Dannmace how about a thread explaining/showing how the hell you took this picture? @Nick_Kmit @candicepool this is absolutely true @joeahh all true. #witch https://t.co/L13xEVIoxX @HennessyEoin what in the holy hell are you talking about? @mdcarini @verge this feels true. @amsutika we have 2 N95 masks. we've had them forever. i use them for spray painting. their used and smell but if… https://t.co/5ReCturuuO @IgorCecelja @AmysKitchen we have a tough time getting fresh ingredients. @BLKMDL3 @AmysKitchen a lot of frozen chicken nuggets being consumed overe here too. we are getting low on ketchupactual footage of my kids and me eating whatever @candicepool cooked in the instant pot on Monday https://t.co/1bWKtvU8zCafter nearly a month of subsiding primarily on frozen food i can say wiht confidence that @AmysKitchen is my favori… https://t.co/NrbokXrjDe @oranicuhh Yup @mdornic https://t.co/6vKyZyzeTX @kaysha @YouTube why is this so satisfying to watch?how does the guy who took the ladder get out? https://t.co/ULEfFyUwbs @aBlooter i asked him to. will let you know if he makes any progress @WissamJaugeon or he's just my friend and rode his bike to my house and we took 30 seconds to make an IG video to l… https://t.co/cboJVkthhn @WissamJaugeon https://t.co/vdHipJahe9tru -- David Blaine continues to blow minds on The Magic Way https://t.co/aZ2Z3Kld5C @FaZeRug i thnk your footwear is the weakest link here. next time try crocks. i think you'll make it to level 12 @edwardhly more of a daffy https://t.co/UZ26KG8lqo @tom95076 iappreciatethethoughtfulresponseandwishyouandyourfamilygoodhealththroughoutthisveryscarytimeheyo. Tonight (Wednesday April 1st) on ABC is David Blaine’s magic special. def the best thing on tv (not includin… https://t.co/1YQS2IWthf
4/2
2020
@Electro_Couture scooter gang @daisthemaze sorry to hear. @SumterSessoms yeah. me too @jwildeboer nice work! @StephSverdloff we are ok. kids are frustrated but thats understandable @brahmey1 that pretty much sums it up @chrisdraper2007 yeah. i have those moments too @sgregory26 very impressive. future architects right there! @iamwaynegilbert 👍 @sin3stra best of luck @grufwub sorry to hear. hang in there @wazzupchichi truth @KumarSoumick thats the new normal @jradavenport you and me bothhow are you doing today?BE LIKE SANDRA https://t.co/iGez7NVihF35 Years Ago Today: Nike's Air Jordans debut in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles and Raleigh Durham for $65 a pair. https://t.co/t049wuDZSb
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4/1
2020

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