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I look at my friends and realise I’ve won the lottery with them, they literally are the most amazing people ever an… https://t.co/OGeyUGQntc
11/22
2019
I’ve vomit in my hair and down my back, I’ve got poppy hanging off me fast asleep sweating like I don’t know what..… https://t.co/pKaqRDqnGiWhat is my life? 😂Oh my goodness we all need a David in our lives ❤️ what a lovely lovely man! He needs a medal, a dedicated husband… https://t.co/ZD6wYqHOSPRetail therapy should be seen as true therapy that all doctors should recommend 🤣 “I prescribe a day of retail ther… https://t.co/sGePvwYqm0I couldn’t even imagine a life without Poppy, it doesn’t matter how shit things get she’s always always makes me be… https://t.co/TwFnOHvRro
11/19
2019
I swear I could write a list for a list.. I’m obsessed. I literally can’t do anything without a bloody list. Christ… https://t.co/8sZGD0jHEMWorld preemie day ❤️ here’s my fighter, two weeks critically ill in intensive care and she’s the strongest human I… https://t.co/gaYlz8pM7IAnyone else got sweaty palms just watching the Celebs walk The Planks?! 😰 Could you do it? #ImACeleb
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisIs it just me or is Ian Wright literally dressed like Kim Jong-un 😂 #ImACeleb
Retweeted by Catherine Norris @FR15BY This is hilarious 🤣 I am howling!
11/18
2019
2/2 a happy environment for the children. We have to provide them with consistency and security. They don’t deserve… https://t.co/VuIJlGrckJWhy do people jump to conclusions. Yes me and Darek have broken up, I am 100% NOT to blame for the breakup, extreme… https://t.co/tTIEGXnXfm @kcalliste09 Oh no no, I think she will surprise a lot of people! @kcalliste09 I’m absolutely buzzing Caitlyn is in the jungle though I really do think she will be amazing. I think… https://t.co/XmxBo5BDHhIt really does make me laugh when people go around passing comments on something they know nothing about. The probl… https://t.co/V8CGdjh4rZSnakes everywhere 🐍So Poppys at that age now where she actually tells me what she wants for Christmas, I have a feeling this years goi… https://t.co/cpgD4sqxT6 @kcalliste09 🤦🏼‍♀️ I don’t think he was you know.. I actually think he was being an arse. I have a feeling he feels… https://t.co/4cP8gEfEKOI’m a celeb is back and I couldn’t be happier ❤️🐍
11/17
2019
@itskcheyenne I think you love each stage differently and just as much as the other stages. My oldest is three and… https://t.co/6uwIyCwHrRI have bought Poppy a new paw patrol bike for Christmas (well she forced me to buy it 😂) does anyone know somewhere… https://t.co/wZss6usv6W
11/16
2019
Does anyone know the best place to sell designer handbags? I have two Louis vuittons and a mulberry to sell? 🤔Someone please help me decide what trainers to get 🤔🧐 it doesn’t help how both my besties can’t decide which ones t… https://t.co/gJnCjPfOCrI wanted me, poppy and Grace to have matching pyjamas.. that’s all I wanted from life.. I didn’t think I was asking for much 😩😩Why does my iPhone only ever store Dareks bank details and not mine - all I wanted to do was some online shopping t… https://t.co/YbMB1mqBew
11/15
2019
'I am DNA proof my father is a rapist' https://t.co/oyT9AmY4Kg ** my heart breaks for this child, she has to live w… https://t.co/KcPCswk6JwI didn’t realise that men can rape women and then expect them to just “get on with it” so men can shove their dicks… https://t.co/BUuNaocapgAs kids you always dream about what your life will look like. I can honestly say I never dreamt of being a single m… https://t.co/1zj8UcaC56
11/14
2019
Another day and he’s let us down again... 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t even know why I’m so shocked all the time anymore, I should be used to it!Why do people always presume your next of kins your husband? Nah mate, he’s the most unreliable human on this plane… https://t.co/bDheOqSjwsI’ve come to realise as I get older my happiness stands for nothing, I just have to accept being miserable and just… https://t.co/Rvn8sEQXLoIm that exhausted all I want to do is hide away in a very dark room, on my own. I have the worst ever ever ever mig… https://t.co/APkoqSM1DBSo dareks taking me out on Friday, I hope he realises after a week of solely looking after both kids on my own, nig… https://t.co/jX01VjimeH
11/13
2019
I wish this little lady realised how much I need her, she helps me through the darkest of days. She has the ability… https://t.co/zQGp6oiq3R @alicia_smith90 AMEN! 💪🏼
11/10
2019
My eyes burn.. I’ve been sick all week.. I’ve the weight of the world on my shoulders, I’ve so much on my plate, my… https://t.co/cQFhNmGAwqOh sorry I also need to say - tomorrow on his day off he doesn’t even have the children as my best friend is taking… https://t.co/vo0AQEFmMYcan someone explains to me how this works.. poppys childminders on holiday, I’ve both kids totally alone for 11 day… https://t.co/8pNjXibCZG @VickyPattison really is such a beautiful woman, inside and out ❤️ I’m so happy she’s finally found someone that ma… https://t.co/aN4GxDZy4k
11/9
2019
Not surprised @mamasandpapas have gone into administration - I stopped shopping there when I saw how much they gift… https://t.co/EFUqwbExoVAnybody else’s husband just super fucking lazy? I did every single load of washing the other day and he “promised”… https://t.co/5l0J3PX891
11/8
2019
Anyone else crying like mad at Donnas message to both the girls for their 18th? It’s just broken my heart - she’s s… https://t.co/aYGQfEncZK
11/7
2019
@emmafreud @charlottelizbth My dog did exactly the same with one of my Louis Vuitton handbags - I nearly died! 😩
11/6
2019
Isn’t having babies just glorious 🧐🤔 said no real woman EVER.. I’ve found stretch marks in places I never thought p… https://t.co/NTgEGB8fah
11/5
2019
Right.. is it bed time now for both the kids? If not am I a responsible adult if I go to bed first? 🤔🤔🤔To be a resident at our address tonight you need to be a miserable mardy bastard... I’ve got my 3 yo who’s seen her… https://t.co/Bp0DAPtjdd
11/4
2019
I’m so happy that @BobbyCNorris has finally found happiness ❤️ he deserves it more than anybody! #ImSmilingLikeACheshireCat 🐱🐱 @6ft6ofIdiot Oh my god Geoff id walk past you in the street - you look SO different!
11/3
2019
Zero respect.. to some men women should be “seen and not heard” - I think it’s absolutely disgusting how some men treat women!Do you ever look at someone and think “I couldn’t hate you anymore even if I tried” @NoemyeWest @khloekardashian 😩😩 I wish this worked for me - I’ve tried the nasal sprays and tablet form. I now have… https://t.co/Iy00VJoGPSWhat rubbish. Once your relationship is ruined you can’t save it anymore. https://t.co/ul4bE4nioo
11/1
2019
I honestly couldn’t have got through the last few weeks without my bestest friends ❤️ from sitting up with me at 1a… https://t.co/PJMuXXWEH8I don’t know how to think or what to think 😩
10/31
2019
This not gone be used for its intended purpose at all lmao https://t.co/FcdS0CEWlL
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisWhy do some men think rape is forgiveable! 🤔🧐
10/30
2019
☹️☹️My head is up my arse.Pretty sure it’s impossible to watch this and not smile https://t.co/fhQmGmYSTr
Retweeted by Catherine Norris @SpencerMatthews needs his own stand up, it takes a lot for me to belly laugh but he’s had me rolling around laughi… https://t.co/xXKgx6xxjM
10/29
2019
@inthestyleUK hey, the website says 30% off everything, I’ve taken a screenshot and as you can see I’ve added a cou… https://t.co/NlrNUQ49QcAs you can see Gracie is over the moon about her new play mat 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/z8PE9jwgxX @nextofficial just to let you know this “khaki” coat is definatly not “khaki” it’s brown & it seems most of your re… https://t.co/zflcSuAUs9 @chrishughes_22 I’m 6 stone, I’ve always had issues with my eating. As soon as I’m low or stressed the first thing… https://t.co/Qm6Z0EUcyx
10/24
2019
@HollisterCo I’m having trouble on your website. I’ve just tried to order the green parka (first on the left on you… https://t.co/czk97v39Tp
10/23
2019
@PaaWOWW https://t.co/YgTDrb42kl @PaaWOWW What happens if they are family can you give them the boot as well? 🤔Shed all those who bring you anxiety and negative energy. You don't need that in your life.
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisIs anyone else’s @instagram playing up?I’ll warn you now... once you see the @mikebreakfast beam-of-light hip-thrust it cannot be unseen 😂 Magnificent 👏🏻… https://t.co/yboXJmT2et
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisI saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone. No tablet. No laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a Psychopath.
Retweeted by Catherine Norris. @bbcstrictly I’ll see you in court https://t.co/Miqg6y4PNj
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisDon’t hate me cause you aint me... 😂I bet your jealous of my Sunday aren’t you, sat down in total silence, not able to agree on anything, can’t even ho… https://t.co/Mn4sCVUJIV
10/20
2019
Got to love @dobbies radio advert.. we’ve just had the worst service ever in Altrincham!Fuck fuck fuck.. I had a list longer than my arm of stuff to do today and I’ve woken up 4 and a half hours late!!!… https://t.co/jDZoONRvfR
10/19
2019
I also need recommendations on the best place to sell a car? I know people say selling privately I’ll make the most… https://t.co/0l7Ea1GNrTI need recommendations for good removal men in Manchester? They need to also be able to help me pack as I’m a woman… https://t.co/u3qM7uCtyX
10/18
2019
Does anyone else’s partner go out their way to piss you off by taking your car to work instead of their own? 🤦🏼‍♀️… https://t.co/xjUrGYsARRCharlotte in #teenmomypuk is an absolute inspiration to young mums out there. Especially with her helping her poorl… https://t.co/Zv6FenSYov
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisLaura your a beautiful girl, your doing a fantastic job but please know your worth. Please realise you deserve so m… https://t.co/18u558tHj3“If you should listen to anyone you should listen to your wife” - you’ll see Morgan’s face in the newspaper in year… https://t.co/4TdSp871HsCharlotte may only be 16 but she is by far the most amazingly strong grown up women 💪. Always doing what’s right fo… https://t.co/UPmoCdVimp
Retweeted by Catherine NorrisOh my god Morgan is absolutely disgusting. Laura’s great grandma has just died and Morgan thinks it’s acceptable to… https://t.co/npqvh1aiHlIf my boyfriend spoke to me the way Morgan spoke to Laura I wouldn’t be coming home at all. Poor girls nan has died… https://t.co/vsnrhEQFmi
Retweeted by Catherine Norris @AskHalifaxBank What’s more frustrating is I was a branch manager and personal banker in a bank for ten years so I’… https://t.co/CpjdYLYnrQ @AskHalifaxBank We couldn’t add the birth certificates on to the previous 3 applications we attempted. When we rang… https://t.co/NGWCTBqCR4 @AskHalifaxBank we’ve tried doing it online then get an email saying she’s the max amount of bank accounts. She’s 3… https://t.co/MT3I3QZkR8 @AskHalifaxBank Apparently you can’t progress children’s applications in branch so if we start it online you can’t… https://t.co/C9u3e3sjXH
10/17
2019
Lesson learnt DO NOT open a children’s account with the @AskHalifaxBank apparently no one on the phone is trained a… https://t.co/46a16PdveTThe customer service at @AskHalifaxBank is disgusting. 5 times we’ve attempted to open a children’s bank account an… https://t.co/yoUFjyz5XR @instagram how on earth do you contact Instagram?So for the first time in 27 years we won’t be spending Christmas with our families, we are having a non traditional… https://t.co/nwmGvXOoHe
10/16
2019
I’ve hit a wall today, I’ve been pushed to a point I can’t even pretend to care. When Grace was in hospital for 2 w… https://t.co/oseN6xsBp5
10/15
2019
@tonistarr45 He has a lot of time on his hands - he’s blowing my phone up 🥴🥴🤔🤔 it really wound me up though because… https://t.co/Hp7Dj21nxQ @tonistarr45 I feel so guilty I wish I hadn’t said anything. I’m SO sorry! I’ve tried to shut him up as well and got no where! Xx @tonistarr45 I don’t think your going to have much peace and quiet with this man unfortunately. Bless you - he’s hammering you 😩😩 x
10/13
2019
@jet2tweets So it’s 10kg for me, 10kg for my child and then I can take the pram for my infant as long as it weighs no more than 10kg? 🙂 @jet2tweets hey, I can’t see anywhere on your website - can I take a pram free of charge for my infant? ❤️💕 https://t.co/RDhS91gVbI
10/12
2019

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