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The MAGA turd who talks shit. My parody book- The Adventures of Cowfart, literally - and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at https://t.co/5JZfYtsuVW

15,158 Following   464,439 Followers   48,988 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/21/18


You're irrelevant now. https://t.co/e87OIJ3TOiI was always the easiest to spot as a kitten. https://t.co/PQp6TXm3VYI took a chance skipping Amazon and selling my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, only on my little website. I’m amazed how… https://t.co/axcX6Ep0JS
Retweeted by Catturd ™I now trigger liberals into full blown fits of rage by merely existing. I don't care who you are - that's hilarious.
Retweeted by Catturd ™Of all the Trump supporters on Twitter - I seldom respond or reply to liberal accounts, I never name-call or curse… https://t.co/VspsqWL6eS
Retweeted by Catturd ™We have to get this to a million views - would be awesome. https://t.co/eNjHQCN2wrBREAKING: @Project_Veritas LIVE STREAMS President Jeff Zucker’s 9am Editorial Phone Call With @CNN Senior Leadershi… https://t.co/uES44Bhpu4
Retweeted by Catturd ™https://t.co/w8SY6Vt4e0He sure did - 7 times now https://t.co/clu4pXqYxSTDS x 2 Trump Derangement Syndrome Turd Derangement Syndrome 😂 https://t.co/Rz9syyTrfJThis happens so rarely that I have to applaud it when it does. Imagine that, we have different political views but… https://t.co/BmNlgk0ClqWhy are liberals prejudice against turds and hate the name Catturd? I thought they accepted everyone?I blocked so many trolls this morning already - my mouse just pulled a hammy.
Retweeted by Catturd ™Thanks Cindy - you're so close to 100,000 followers - let's see if my followers can get you over the hump. https://t.co/pCyiNfFHyp😂😂😂 Trump keeps retweeting the anonymous account 'Catturd2' which backs his baseless election-fraud claims. The ha… https://t.co/K1DmQkVhfpAre we having fun yet?Current mood after 3 Trump retweets https://t.co/eNjHQCvrET
Retweeted by Catturd ™ @catturd2 My Catturd bumper sticker has been a huge hit! Folks love it! 🙌🏼
Retweeted by Catturd ™ @KristySwansonXO Haha thanks KristyHard truth. The GOP is not our friend. Never were. They saw Trump’s meteoric rise, they watched his supporters pack… https://t.co/FxHG2FuNWH
Retweeted by Catturd ™Of all the Trump supporters on Twitter - I seldom respond or reply to liberal accounts, I never name-call or curse… https://t.co/VspsqWL6eSI woke up to my friend @catturd2 trending! 😂 The lefties are losing their shit!! 😂😂😂
Retweeted by Catturd ™One of the top 'trigger a lib' categories is when POTUS retweets @catturd2 because Catturd trends and sends the Lef… https://t.co/paTuhaGbnl
Retweeted by Catturd ™I now trigger liberals into full blown fits of rage by merely existing. I don't care who you are - that's hilarious.Thank you Lance for promoting my book. 😂 https://t.co/N9ewyouyFROliver is just jelly because I have 300,000 more followers than him 😂😂😂 https://t.co/NHHrokNT7ZHow I feel after Thanksgiving weekend ... Anyone else? https://t.co/tBbNxvynaE @JackPosobiec They hate me because I'm beautiful.No one can stop Trump from retweeting @catturd2 https://t.co/0NgPU4T9lj
Retweeted by Catturd ™I blocked so many trolls this morning already - my mouse just pulled a hammy.Just so you trolls know ... @catturd2 is a place to have fun, laugh, and not be so serious - nothing you say will… https://t.co/SmByu17aXK
Retweeted by Catturd ™ @jeffreyfrancobo I sign all copies @THX_1984 I'm looking in to it.I have thousands of these this morning. Very upset with big mad emotions 😂 https://t.co/BI3eoo2KG9 @TheNickDeRose done @countryrox2 Yes - 2 dogs - 2 cats - all rescues. @MAGAminusTrump Have a good dayEvery time Trump retweets me - Catturd - trends on Twitter. It’s hilarious how much my silly name triggers some people 😂I took a chance skipping Amazon and selling my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, only on my little website. I’m amazed how… https://t.co/axcX6Ep0JS @catturd2 I think it is an unexplainable statisical anomaly that @catturd2 doesn't have a million followers. I demand an audit and recount.
Retweeted by Catturd ™Current mood after 3 Trump retweets https://t.co/eNjHQCvrET @CASHINMcGAVIN Aren’t they always? @PamelaCortesi1 Hopefully this weekend -I just woke up and noticed President Trump retweeted me 3 times. So cool. That makes 7 times now. Can’t believe it. So honored.
Retweeted by Catturd ™Just so you trolls know ... @catturd2 is a place to have fun, laugh, and not be so serious - nothing you say will… https://t.co/SmByu17aXK @DemDemise Good job - looks great now @MAGAminusTrump Thanks, I think lol @JillyDod NiceBtw ... there’s a Catturd theme song now 👇 and it’s awesome - lol. https://t.co/xJfK8pkWil @PaulScalice World famous side eye lol @LeeTWimberly Done ✅I have a tradition - when Trump retweets me, I try to raise awareness to save or rescue a pet in need. The love the… https://t.co/lDJ3F5ztQPSomebody is jelly ... 😂😂😭 https://t.co/3WdZTlXxRLCatturd is trending #17 in the USA right now - LOL! Going to be a heavy troll dayThis is what happens every time Trump retweets me - the left freaks out and tries to make fun of me 😂😂😭 https://t.co/5J4dKLAIVtYou mad bro? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ne9EJAlhD0I just woke up and noticed President Trump retweeted me 3 times. So cool. That makes 7 times now. Can’t believe it. So honored.I did it! I finally found CNN’s only viewer 😂 https://t.co/QOWFhii9Vdhttps://t.co/uwhyCzWeRVIf you believe a broken water pipe stopped the counting in Georgia on election night - pull my finger and I’ll shoo… https://t.co/yoP5bqGn7F
Retweeted by Catturd ™There’s absolutely nothing the Republican Party is doing right now that makes me ever want to vote for them again.… https://t.co/xzZfBaoQkE
Retweeted by Catturd ™Great interview with @catturd2 https://t.co/cll2Z5Y8cB
Retweeted by Catturd ™They never thought Trump and We the People would call bullshit and fight back hard. They were wrong. @KristySwansonXO You mean - a “twitter profile ESPN producer” 😂Bam !!! https://t.co/lG5uSTLkN0 @trish_regan Translation ... 65%Sidney Powell: "Frankly, I'm Beginning to think the Entire FBI and Dept. of Justice need to be Hosed Out with Cloro… https://t.co/O8Oomo8KeYOh my, a Producer at ESPN called me a “dope”. Calm your tits Mr. Bartley! Learn to read a tweet properly. 😂 https://t.co/Ig3iujwLs7
Retweeted by Catturd ™Arizona Witness: Truck Loads of Ballots Kept Coming in For 10 Days After Elections Officials Thought They Were Done… https://t.co/aTpEvFYrCs
12/1
2020
@iheartmindy @PatriotPartyNV @AZPatriotParty Yep - that would do it 😂There’s absolutely nothing the Republican Party is doing right now that makes me ever want to vote for them again.… https://t.co/xzZfBaoQkETRUE! https://t.co/GaldE1fto5
Retweeted by Catturd ™If you believe a broken water pipe stopped the counting in Georgia on election night - pull my finger and I’ll shoo… https://t.co/yoP5bqGn7FGOP !!!! https://t.co/AZdxeiKX3y @DebraLyn16 LolThere’s a lot of weird ass people on Twitter - and I’m beginning to think I’m one of them. @ChumpDoug I didn’tOMG - No words needed 😂😂😂 https://t.co/U6u14XGumt😂😂😂😂😂 Like they did for Trump? The Democrat party is a joke. https://t.co/Uc9bfN5mY1 @BojorquezCBS Love my Governor!!!Ooooh "Don the Con" so original - so edgy - so insightful - so brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I so deserve better trolls. https://t.co/KCFE8wuBIE @ThatLawGuyKev @LLinWood @KrakenWood @SidneyPowell1 @FightBackLaw rEsiSt 😂They never thought they would get caught. They did. Notice how quiet they are? If I was accused of cheating I woul… https://t.co/Xr6IFrWXsa
Retweeted by Catturd ™While election fraud hearings are taken place. Banana Republic. https://t.co/DP613MLXNvCrowd Erupts in Cheers as Giuliani Tells AZ State Lawmakers: "Your Political Career is Worth Losing if You Can Save… https://t.co/mQx12z7d3N @paintUrToes Good ole Wayne who doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about and is getting blocked.Rudy Giuliani is presenting a ton of evidence. If you ignore or refuse to look at the mountain of evidence being… https://t.co/OcI1VKbT6rThe TSA guy demanded I wear a mask through security, so I put one on and said “are you happy now? So he called his… https://t.co/7LwZKz6Siv
Retweeted by Catturd ™If you’re not watching the #ArizonaHearing right now, you’re choosing to be willfully ignorant of the depth and bre… https://t.co/bqPMI27Br0
Retweeted by Catturd ™.@OANN WOW, total election corruption in Arizona. Hearing on now! Why isn’t @FoxNews covering the Arizona hearings?
Retweeted by Catturd ™ @wendypindywend1 All my books are wrapped in white wrapping paper like a gift - if you want it wrapped in Christmas… https://t.co/yVlLDwlGDFAnd Biden got 1,000 viewers for Thanksgiving. 😂 https://t.co/a2QzQKinSaIf you have a friend who likes to read - please consider my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, this Christmas. Also, my paro… https://t.co/7MkptmMra5
Retweeted by Catturd ™3 follower future blocked troll says what? https://t.co/BRPDhErOsQTune in to @OANN Delete Fox News forever. https://t.co/f1o9h8XrZRThey want you thinking about the dog, not the fact he broke his foot in a fall Saturday.
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11/30
2020

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