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chris hooks @cd_hooks Austin — christopherdhooks@gmail.com

Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse.

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Joined Twitter 8/6/11


@zezezebe are you talking about cable news, by which you mean msnbc? because maddow's whole thing has never been a… https://t.co/rQbhvoY3ymthe blissful methamphetamine stupidity of the garland/mckew/maddow resistance et al fueled this weird kind of situa… https://t.co/c0WRoNdF2Njust saw this. one of the irritating things about muellerdammerung discourse is that people who were generally skep… https://t.co/YLCRcVh4RSpresident garfield, dead: though grieved, i rest knowing that the hallowed name of my forefathers be now synonymous… https://t.co/gFKKgrlJvL
3/25
2019
Nothing robs a body of health and beauty as anxiety over something that never happens. Texas1906
Retweeted by chris hookshttps://t.co/gxYinDpoEais it possible that the next year will be even stupider than the last? why yes, dear flower, it is always possible https://t.co/zxbbam3LDV @MattZeitlin shh dont give advice to hitlersFinally got around to reading this @cd_hooks piece about @BetoORourke and wowser. Great reporting, writing and insi… https://t.co/grqU5Z4XwS
Retweeted by chris hooksbeto please come to my living room I can’t find my Apple TV remote https://t.co/LPbVQy5KIc
3/24
2019
@mekosoff men only want one thing and it’s fucking art discussingI saw you in a shining palazzo ... https://t.co/2YzIkKHq8T
Retweeted by chris hooks @theseantcollins @zedtivx yeah agreed“my name is jim. join me at the esalen institute this summer for an exploration of https://t.co/ErKHiN4J2HArnold Schwarzenegger is living in my personal heaven and i must accept that https://t.co/eXv1qKdODj
Retweeted by chris hooksthere’s a giant dragnet churning up crimes, to which the response from not-braindead people is “cool, more crimes.”… https://t.co/ZzCZpZRSfQit seems like we’ve gotten to a place where the anti-russiagate people are about ten times more fixated on Russia t… https://t.co/ldXhns42n6 @kathbarbadoro i think dogs should be able to vote @BenMathisLilley yeah, im sure president yang will look back on this picture and chuckle some day. @brutapologist michael collins. he had a lot of time to kill and i think we all know how @brutapologist for me? porn, personally @wellusee @archillect i believe it's the headquarters of the french communist party, by niemeyerthe surprise andrew yang cameo made me laugh out loud though https://t.co/CANCOEDCLRthere's so much about american life you can use theranos to get into and its kind of a bummer imo that the directio… https://t.co/osv2xARL0U @KitTalksSports @NSlayton yeah the doc can bring you up to speed but its not super. the book is killer if you have the timeboy the theranos doc is pretty average, huh? separately, i don't know why this never seems to come up and i've dedi… https://t.co/sOukou6xuQreport's done, kids gone — tonight mueller books a hotel room under an assumed name to lay into his true passion fo… https://t.co/Uk9SjeY1gO
3/23
2019
Here's an update. Looks like it was a new round and Trump botched it. https://t.co/DuDh3v4SbF
Retweeted by chris hooksgoing to be a lot of mueller t-shirts, sweatshirts and etcetera at goodwill and in landfills this time next month lol
Retweeted by chris hooks @Theophite but we're not going to get an unredacted report, probably, rightit's really gonna be a laugh and a half when the report contains the stuff we know from charging documents and nothing else @kept_simple @shamtley hey buddy? they’re called the five damn boroughs. @alexnpress ... ya @alexnpress it looks like a kidney experiencing the sad timesIf you're knocking back that 100-proof shot by @pareene on the odious McConnell, I sure would like this to be the c… https://t.co/bgNNIib8Kz
Retweeted by chris hooks @MikeIsaac vietnam north to south. good amount of time for it, if you can swing it at a time where the weather's goodSCOOP: @BetoORourke is hiring Jen O’Malley Dillon — an Obama veteran and one of the party’s sharpest data experts —… https://t.co/KIFvpkeeQC
Retweeted by chris hooksSomething you may not have thought of: When the feds build the wall in a border town -- let's say Roma, Texas -- th… https://t.co/ZY2a7ggMXw
Retweeted by chris hooks @sarahjeong “thank’s!”
3/22
2019
abrams deserves better than to be a shield for uncle gropey @michaelbd if that was true states wouldn’t have two party systems @jbarro it’s hideously boring man. a bad husband to a bad person. two sentient jack-off motionsUp @theprospect on the, er, prospect of a vulture fund founder with numerous holdings in Puerto Rican debt bundling… https://t.co/mp5ISfzhaF
Retweeted by chris hooksOn Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving an electromagnetic pulse weapon, Joan Didion… https://t.co/ckdlu0AUeoFor @newrepublic I wrote about how Mitch McConnell won. We're living in his political utopia. https://t.co/RJxEMnI5Zz
Retweeted by chris hooksGallogly's Centerbridge Partners is a vulture fund specializing in distressed debt, which sits on the steering comm… https://t.co/R18TGE01Kc
Retweeted by chris hooks @KatzOnEarth @isaiah_kb @AthertonKD fins have three hours of sunlight a day in the winter and drink an ungodly amou… https://t.co/ypgsvyzKXO16 more months of this https://t.co/uMk9HDO0JaSiri lighting a Pall Mall and looking at the stack of "pete buttigieg nude" requests on her desk
Retweeted by chris hooksBeto “crop circle made of sand, mulch, clay, rocks, and pecan shells” https://t.co/zKRhEwAC04
Retweeted by chris hooksdanke schoen, oberkommander soros https://t.co/tAZtdO2fuo @brutapologist god I wish. I wish I had half this man’s Persian panachefun fact: we call them “podcasts” because the first one to become popular was j podhoretz’s “podstories.” we lost a giant today. ripthe idea that only uncursed planes should fly is pc claptrap of the highest order https://t.co/XGtQNpePPZ @tomgara brother pod feasts on the 72 grapes tonightI asked where people were when George W. Bush announced the U.S. had invaded Iraq, sixteen years ago today. Here's… https://t.co/ap0TnZhvaZ
Retweeted by chris hooks @tomgara I see him in his raft slipping over the horizon toward the golden sunset that awaits us all and to that I… https://t.co/5TvVHVYFwZ @davidmauro in a situation in which every vote matters, every vote matters!do both parties ignore rural voters in statewide races? impossible to say, really.having a hard time thinking of an issue where there’s more sloppy and illogical thinking than about the electoral c… https://t.co/uzNqZHdrNM
3/21
2019
@MollyMcKew hmm... do you know who else tortured, imprisoned, maimed and killed iraqisThis guy is trying to testify on hb316.. wonder what his position will be #txlege https://t.co/PPLOLIrHLk
Retweeted by chris hooksMy latest scoop: a judge issued a bench warrant for the arrest of the former security guard at an ATF facility in W… https://t.co/ViI79z2qvh
Retweeted by chris hooks @theseantcollins I fully appreciate I’m the weirdo here. I would have loved like twenty more minutes on the space casablanca casino world @theseantcollins the plot was mad stupid but I don’t watch Star Wars movies for the plot I just wanted to see some… https://t.co/jMFID9rH7SNew! Bernie Sanders has just hired a top member of Hillary Clinton's 2016 research team, who (among other things) h… https://t.co/UJJ4B6RPFM
Retweeted by chris hooksIn DC, "to have aligned yourself with the most stridently anti-war voices in 2002 and 2003 remains a similar or gre… https://t.co/crSyS6h6ge
Retweeted by chris hooks @EricLevitz tfw you’ve read several relevant Wikipedia pagesThe idea that abolishing the Electoral College would disenfranchise rural Americans because candidates would only c… https://t.co/nMOm5BSHcA
Retweeted by chris hooks @Wind2Energy equally untrue. Without the electoral college there would be pockets of minable votes everywhere, all across the countrythe return of bernie sanders means the return of the only good political meme page https://t.co/LTyLMUeFGc https://t.co/O1eiNScI5i
Retweeted by chris hooksThat’s torture memos author John Yoo! His grasp of American history is as strong as his legal reasoning. https://t.co/PKN7FUdd5d
Retweeted by chris hookslast year at marienbad https://t.co/aurO4qe2i4it’s up to voters to make of that what they will, but all three really are abnormally aged to be doing thisthis is certainly worth unpacking, but Warren would be the oldest president in American history, beating Trump by a… https://t.co/qBmxaufMDMOne of the worst things that happens nowadays is the weird frisson I experience when I find the president relatable https://t.co/xNn51lzYpv
Retweeted by chris hooks🔒 https://t.co/uxsFsq9vzbSCOOP: A pilot who hitched a ride on a Lion Air flight saved the 737 Max from a plunge by telling the crew to disa… https://t.co/gD5q6CPN6u
Retweeted by chris hooksThis is one of the most bizzare election ad you have ever seen: Israel's Minister of Justice (!!) Ayelet Shaked pla… https://t.co/WHeHP0gK6p
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3/20
2019
This, from October 2015, is one of the great tweets of all time. https://t.co/4dAN01WDCg
Retweeted by chris hookswithout the electoral college, presidential candidates would have spent a lot more time in texas, california, new y… https://t.co/C0xa2Tc9yAthis is the most haunting thing I've ever read https://t.co/DullZJ9FIi
Retweeted by chris hooks#IWishThisWasTheOnion https://t.co/AALYc5iFkg
Retweeted by chris hooksSurprised to see that the moment where I tried to question Trump and Bolsonaro in the Oval made it onto the White H… https://t.co/KHUwHggYZj
Retweeted by chris hooksa unionized Facebook security guard I spoke to for this piece was as disturbed as anyone else about the nature of m… https://t.co/9iGM0lBX0z
Retweeted by chris hooks @libbycwatson literally adding them to my instacart list
3/19
2019
this is an outrage. i know everything is an outrage these days, but this really really really is an outrage. https://t.co/oSs9z7T81U
Retweeted by chris hooksburning was excellent, this is a good netflix pickup https://t.co/PxQfdIj5c2
Retweeted by chris hookseditors, romans, countrymen: I have flu A and am out of commission for at least a few daysFYI this tweet is false. FEC data only goes through jan 31 so you wouldn't even know if they had done that, plus th… https://t.co/neU5dp5oXF
Retweeted by chris hooks @abrahamjoseph tony j is extremely good. given what happened in the last decade i cant think of any voice louder in its absence then his @abrahamjoseph i think about this q&a with tony judt before he died a lot. he was a great analyst and a so-so sooth… https://t.co/T1cJZ2snP8I hate SXSW. A man in the jacuzzi told me he invented iTunes.
Retweeted by chris hooks @nkulw yeah. what a line!Here of course is why you don't take those kinds of reports too seriously https://t.co/z1W1vCWcgv
Retweeted by chris hooksI take anecdotal post-campaign stop reports with massive truckloads of salt, but the sentiment in this one reads "I… https://t.co/OgyDtkouDR
Retweeted by chris hooks𝐁𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭: be sure to drink both • alcohol AND • water 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: without an adequate supply of both, your cells go into “sad mode” @PissCastle I hate outsidemy favorite SXSW tradition is realizing on the last day that I’m deathly, painfully ill and have been treating my body extremely badlyI accept the low engagement this tweet will receive with the knowledge that the posting energy I bring while with f… https://t.co/WusxSjCW2G
3/18
2019

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