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This is honestly the best, most effective voting ad I've ever seen. https://t.co/cKc24zk03xcorporations be like 𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙐𝙨 in the battle to STOP US… https://t.co/lfUCQsU9ff
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @crileyariver94 unless ur job hunting!!!! i'm NOT A SOCIO“It affects virtually nobody.” - the president of the United States said after 200,000 Americans have died from “it… https://t.co/0PbFW8Qnwk
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9/23
2020
you come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s socially distanced zoom wedding
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @rajandelman 🤩🤩🤩 That day making that video was so fun. 10/10 happy to have that memory before the TWEENS TOOK OVER GHOSTVILLE hahaha
9/22
2020
**RBG. Sorry, my dyslexia rears its head.Just days before her death, Ginsberg dictated this statement to her granddaughter Clara Spera: "My most fervent wis… https://t.co/qYn5Olgd2OMAKE OUT WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/i8skMZCa15 @rajandelman Absolutely incredible. @kaitlynbristowe Go off, Kaitlyn!!!!
9/18
2020
@SlopezWMUR Her + those pillows + that outfit...it's too much!!!! 🤩I see the guy who told us to drink bleach and confessed to lying about the threat of Covid is angry that we’re not… https://t.co/G1Yhv5FocU
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @Mrzack123 Accountability CatIf there's one thing I know about titling a series, it's that the title should be longer than the series itself!!! https://t.co/eNIjwRdpF7Boston comedians are drunk https://t.co/Cu8VAAGmU7
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9/17
2020
The fact that two-thirds of young Americans do not know 6MM Jews were killed in the Holocaust does not just reflect… https://t.co/ziJtCvs0vl
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanRemember the year only cardboard people could go to baseball games?
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9/16
2020
My toxic trait is whenever I get comfortable I always have to pee.
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9/15
2020
I can't. https://t.co/bD9b6iS8L5
9/11
2020
Allies https://t.co/Jj0yfBQiUo
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanAny time I stumble upon an email I wrote over a year ago, I'm like, "Who is this foolish girl? The enthusiasm...The… https://t.co/mgPtGxbTDY
9/9
2020
@wjmcentee Nothing but bar soap and "custom" m&ms (e.g. weirdly colored m&ms with L and S written on them)Revealing my baby's gender by crashing a tanker full of pink oil into a delicate coral reef
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanGorgeous photos of your 200-person wedding, Lindsey! Deeply fearful for the inevitable harm you're causing through… https://t.co/MDCIV3NiZrLA's crushing heat and toxic air are the product of our climate crisis. Both will get worse if we don't take major… https://t.co/M3atKMawAQ
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9/7
2020
the biggest scam of adulthood is the price of a rug
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9/3
2020
@saranickpour hell yess!! I love hearing this.https://t.co/wzak5LB1pP
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9/2
2020
🤩🤩🤩!!! https://t.co/zy6G81NKQ0
9/1
2020
HAHAH yeah https://t.co/NJcMry9uHp
8/31
2020
@SteveDelfino But even if she was - no shame @SteveDelfino Exactly!!Rest In Peace Chadwick Boseman - An incredible, indelible force. https://t.co/80O6U6mChy @christofbogacs @insectsummer @Mrzack123Comedians shitting on Sarah Cooper because she "barely does comedy" annoy me. Don't be jealous that she's found a ~… https://t.co/RmFpQquF6L
8/29
2020
Gordon Wayne '23 - a @BCCarrollSchool student - started his journey to Chestnut Hill 16 days ago. He walked about 5… https://t.co/1C38lI5FjN
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8/28
2020
.@RNC would you be interested in an interview on my Instagram live? you’d be an iconic guest
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanOne thing that is FUN that I didn't know is that the pandemic doesn't COUNT when you're at a bachelorette party!!!!!! @HiThisIsMarissa I COULDN'T AGREE MORE! It starts off *really bad*
8/27
2020
if i say “i’ll let u know” just enjoy ur night
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @mrwillmartin @jellyvernon Also good. Also still inside. @jellyvernon @mrwillmartin Do not come for me unless I send for you @jellyvernon. Also hi Will how are yasamoyeds are hypoallergenic against all odds https://t.co/EntgU6NHpq
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanRight. Is that why you went from going by Nimrata to "Nikki"? https://t.co/buGFcY48gQ
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8/26
2020
Googled myself to see what prospective employers see when they Google me. An obituary is the fourth entry. MAYBE… https://t.co/uW5MQBBPPa
8/25
2020
Soooo an empanada? https://t.co/yP1fbw3Jkc
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanWhen I find out a 29 year old is pregnant, I'm like WOAH child bride.My parents won't be visiting LA any time soon, but at least I have the memory of my mom seeing @lisarinna on a hike… https://t.co/H0pAkGq35Q @SenseiDennyB Thank you! At this point, I'm not looking too industry-specific. My previous experience is as project… https://t.co/xC8PeNRx0l
8/20
2020
@SenseiDennyB Thanks so much!! I'm looking for an LA-based full-time role as a project manager (or coordinator/ ass… https://t.co/bB8NkqIVwGI fully cannot with men who use the term “babysitting” to describe taking care of their own kids
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8/18
2020
"While this is a no for now, it may not be forever. We recommend continuing to master your craft, and hopefully we… https://t.co/9ldQkSN5IFIt’s pronounced COMMA-LA. You can do it, I promise.
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8/17
2020
I got locked out of my Urban Outfitters account and I’m pretty sure it’s because I turned 28
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @Mrzack123 SOMEBODY DID I GUESS IT JUST WASNT YOUCould you believe?? I can!!! 🔥 https://t.co/iVqhIid2ZO
8/14
2020
@wjmcentee @washingtonpost Brilliantly written, of course!! The movie’s now on my watch list. CONGRATULATIONS BILLY!!My love for JUNEBUG has long been part of my brand, and I’ve finally been paid for my evangelical labor — and to dr… https://t.co/ffdYImxvXN
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @wjmcentee Billy, truly all the ones you’d expect
8/13
2020
Neither Joe or Kamala were my first choice. And that means absolutely nothing because we are here now and we have t… https://t.co/19UwPq2EZY
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanMy kink is seeing the popular girls from my college sponsor their instagramsmiley cyrus lied... it is NOT a party in the usa 😔
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8/12
2020
Taking off your mask before talking is like taking off a condom before sexI’ll spend a lifetime wondering why this man kept adjusting his mask to be like this, after flight attendants polit… https://t.co/EOgrqVRdGZ
8/11
2020
@kate_the_gr9 somebody tell this gal about California!
8/10
2020
If I ever spell night the “nite” way in a text, know that it’s a cry for help.
8/8
2020
if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person
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8/7
2020
I brag this story all the time, but I had the good fortune 2 meet @BarackObama 2x in 2006-2007. On 1st meeting, I t… https://t.co/gjfYSCCFYy
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8/5
2020
How many times do you correct someone on your name before just giving up and weakly imagining it's a sort of nickname
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8/4
2020
@DocChappa @annielkozak Dan this just made me laugh out loud for reaLwhen I say "my best friend" I can mean any one of 8 people and that is why I am so mysterious, cool, etc.
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanOne of my all-time favorite Catanzano character bits!! https://t.co/yMqHhP2dpeWhy is it ever time a female celebrity ever goes to the beach, she's "flaunting her bikini body"? Also, she was wea… https://t.co/sd0H26vsff @DonOrrBC Agree. The photo's an unnecessary jab.Give Keke Palmer her own show
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan @Mrzack123 James Gandolfini?
8/3
2020
You go, @antoinedodson24!! This commercial is perfection. https://t.co/IgjPJn4mDlFantasy is just about making things pointed. Elves- what if ears were pointed Vampires- what if teeth were pointed… https://t.co/GpmoQ8dRS0
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8/2
2020
NOTHING physically cuz I’m a GD machine but I RESPECT memorials and art installations so I NEVER flex like this!!!!… https://t.co/vtaEJkkHVK @caseyjanduran LOL I’ve reverted to owning my tweets cuz Zac Efron’s dms were popping off & I felt guilty @DonOrrBC Don Orr 2020! Own Your Tweets!!!No. He’s tweeting about pizza. https://t.co/lwCBWerT4n
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanJust got off ZOOM https://t.co/HUpJlM81bY
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivan2020 is like if you ordered sizzling fajitas and a frozen margarita and then the waiter brought you frozen fajitas and a sizzling margaritaYou won't have to worry about my tweets when I'm president.
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8/1
2020
“We came out here in t-shirts, they started gassing us. We came back with respirators, they started shooting us. We… https://t.co/I8THNDr1LJ
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanIn honor or #HarryPotter’s birthday, here are some Trans-affirming groups to follow and support: @TheOkraProject,… https://t.co/rBy0kIn0lw
Retweeted by Ceara O'Sullivangoing to start saying "male journalist" and "male comedian" and "male engineer" so people start to hear how fucking stupid it sounds
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanNo doubt this was after Labor Day. The WITCH!!!! https://t.co/SeGztme3zE.@realDonaldTrump do you care at all how Chinese-Americans feel when you continuously call COVID-19 the "China virus"?
7/31
2020
@radcouch it truly is @ignat @robmay Ahhhh. Well then I don’t fee guilty for having fun telling ppl my “wrong sign”!! @connor_wilkins @SJRaybz 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️Looove seeing every stand-up I know that has shit on sketch comedy forever now posting a bunch of sketches during COVID. Go cuties! @AOC adopt me
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7/30
2020
A Bully Stretching Before Kicking Your Ass https://t.co/0ZYnGM9vtx
Retweeted by Ceara O'SullivanI don’t care for astrology so whenever someone asks me my sign, i say a different one. but then the person tells me… https://t.co/79YSb5Ycghstraight men are so WEIRD https://t.co/QYbs8kUcvn
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7/29
2020

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