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celalta @celalta the desert

easily distracted slacker who works her butt off... yea, I'm also self-contradictory

23 Following   4 Followers   33 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/1/07


Ok. Okaaay. I didn't want to respond to the Atlantic piece about how Trump can steal the election by flipping elec… https://t.co/Wb9BSYLus6
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9/25
2020
@dcorsetto Whether I mean "they" or they takes a minute and I have to be way more clear than if there was a clearer singular form. (2/2) @dcorsetto Having my kid come out as non-binary made the transition faster but it really does get difficult in the… https://t.co/1ZiJRLVqVq
9/14
2020
@KBSpangler Jellicle cats. 1939 T.S.Eliot poem https://t.co/hqIBXemOHb
9/3
2020
the NYPD is not even pretending to try to hide it https://t.co/yObheIb15a
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9/2
2020
@Equifax I can't login to lift a freeze so my mortgage refinance can finally finish. Fix your website.
7/20
2020
@BettermentHelp your website it's calendar says we can make an IRA deposit today until 10pm ET and have it count fo… https://t.co/WRY1MAoCsk @TMobile @Tesla #TMobileTuesdays #contest I would drive to see my grandma in Northern California, car-sleeping unde… https://t.co/GatuSU98jr
7/14
2019
@Drmarioworld_EN versus mode Dr.'s orders aren't working post update. I've rebooted phone, entered app normally, en… https://t.co/nhBj3vjH8s
10/4
2019
@SUBWAY It's impossible to modify/cancel an order if the store never picks up their d*** phone.
9/19
2018
#retweet4good #ButteStrong https://t.co/wQJZvrAjLa
11/25
2018
A “perjury trap” is a real thing the same way that a hay barn is an “arson trap.” Neither are a problem—unless you’… https://t.co/xFAu6Q3rDs
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5/28
2018
@TMobile @nature_org #TreeMobile #PlantABillionTrees
4/17
2016
I just preordered a signed edition of Glennon Doyle Melton's new book LOVE WARRIOR! Warriors, get yours! @Momastery https://t.co/HY3FHnupAj
2/17
2015
@Driveonelessday Telecommuting twice and driving a carpool in my Prius the other 3 days :)
12/7
2015
#WeBuiltThisCity #FutureCitiesArizona http://t.co/CznLh4Aeg7
1/17
2014
@BTFE @indelight There def need to be boxtops on ID creamers, schools would get so much money. #coffeelove #fatfreesugarfree #whatsyourid
11/6
2014
I'm one step closer to my dream vacation! Enter now for a chance to win one of 40 vacation prizes. #RCIdream40 http://t.co/xARJFAIvGk
4/8
2012
I love Dropbox because I brought my vacation photos to work without realizing it because dropbox uploaded them! http://t.co/TObb2G2o
8/10
2012
@ColleenCoover @dcorsetto (Girls with Slingshots comic) linked to @ErikaMoen 's GirlFuck comic which has S.F. as a reference on the last pg
2/10
2011
Daily C'est La Vie Webcomic http://t.co/qdUTU6R via @clvcomic OMYAY! RSS makes me happy! Love this comic, and thx David for setting up RSS
7/29
2010
RT @theeca Sign the Gamer Petition: Stand up for your rights and protect free speech! http://bit.ly/cumONm Pls RT #gamerpetition
9/14
2010
WHO DAT?!
2/8
2007
being royally annoyed
10/7
2007
reading my Bible before class... I didn't realize that twitter would make itself my homepage, but it did, so update!
10/3
2007
just finished homework, Carrie's still working on hers. They're putting in a new WalMart Supercenter near my house. Less driving is good. @home. The furniture people showed up WAY early! I have a new table... and 5 chairs. I refused 1 of the 6... get replacement in a few weeks.going to Spanish, and then Calculus... we actually stayed til the end of class talking... weird!!!!youtube... observation! haha... seems funny to use youtube to do observation, but the teacher suggested it!wondering how the heck I'm gonna do an observation for HPV... I guess it's gonna be a survey, though I don't consider that observation..."listening" to the teacher talk about observation, and playing with a new toy... Alexandra Erin ftwin English class, goofing off, but it's only a minute past start time (or was the first time I tried to post)rawr.... silly twitter... I posted twice, but it says I wasn't logged in... I'll re"quote" them... probably wrongly, but meh /shrug
10/1
2007

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