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Screenwriter. I’ve won 4 Emmys in my shower and I’m also funny. Jean Grey Scholar. ig:imaginedarrius_ #BlackLivesMatter

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Joined Twitter 1/8/11


@DevanTHoward I see something I need lmao 😭Jessie said small waist, pretty face, and a big bank https://t.co/GlfuJQgiQQ @DayzCanTweet Something like that, but not at all 😭😭 https://t.co/SImTAi3HYh @justcallmeotis Yes overnight growth! 😭 @jfreshakarico2 Snsjdjdjdjd yes 😭 @3MuchHutch So out of character for me lmaocheers ✨ https://t.co/0zh8mDRoP6commission for @BahamutNexus https://t.co/z1ptpEOKTs
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Retweeted by masc potatoesplease don't forget disabled people when you're talking about minimum wage. we can LEGALLY be paid below it. there… https://t.co/RuvsQ9en27
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1/18
2021
@awkwardsouthern Ain’t leave nothing for MCU Miles at all. They’re sick 😫If he smokes https://t.co/knwa4gKnGC @_TheREALCHIEF It’s about the ✨vibes✨ lmaoo“I may not have much and the debt keeps piling up, but at least I have my spouse.” I’d rather penetrate myself wit… https://t.co/uB417fAHxILike... I get you still have your personal issues, but please shut up. People are literally out here starving and y… https://t.co/iuRnRiaFKDStop, I thought this was a makeup tutorial at first 😧 https://t.co/enAf9y7XdOPeople at the bar: Hey!!! Sorry. I’d hug you, but I have a bit of a cold Sksksjdjfjfjfj please!!!! https://t.co/TOAaOfCnmm @Om_oh_ Will literally lay in bed all day watching YouTube videos then get out at 2AM to deep clean and wonder why… https://t.co/YgPo5SglXLSo the grown man in the red shirt is married to the manager and the teen with dreads that he’s fighting and the gir… https://t.co/HN8pswbpa8Writing with adhd is fun because when I allow myself time to write I won’t, but randomly I’ll be up at 1:32AM bangi… https://t.co/p6c0XLzYfC @PSawyerSchue I can’t stand you! 😭😭😭 @JayJayDMac My stomach been rumbling for weeks 😫Nah son I’m sick....... https://t.co/PFpslbEabj
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Retweeted by masc potatoes @akperdue This is the real battle! Lol @KevPendragon It really is! Like... I can’t believe they really did that 😫Going through my camera roll and replacing my favorite photos with better versions lol https://t.co/7nUCO9Gg7y @justinbxrnard It’s me reading this tweet then hearing his little laugh at the end skskdjdjdjdjd @jeremymoonmusic Like... they legit gave that boy Mile’s life 😭😭😭 @jeremymoonmusic Look at my reply to the tweet 💀Like... I’m actually yelling. https://t.co/GJHOASXlo4I have not known peace since I realized the MCU turned Peter Parker into Miles Morales. @itsTimHell And walked away screaming. Baby girl, I just want my burger 😭😭“It's not what it seems” series by Tokyo based artist Hikaru Cho, who takes common foods and transforms them to res… https://t.co/mSYJOWsW0Z
Retweeted by masc potatoesNiggas see one gay character in a cast of fifty people and say “alright thats enough”
Retweeted by masc potatoes @tonytalkalot They’re both on Netflix!Evil Genius and The Confession Killer are perfect examples of this In Evil Genius, the killers were getting away w… https://t.co/fZNVN3JoeaEverybody saying minimum wage shouldn’t be $15 an hour and I’d have to agree. It should be $30.
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1/17
2021
Reminds me of when this guy was coming over for the secks and asked, “Do you want me to shower or do you like the s… https://t.co/2wcl6JNlHYHelp https://t.co/GjrfjN0QyNNot “we have to shower” skskdjdjdjd 🥴 https://t.co/TyXjRHFHhxNah I’m screaming even louder now because I just thought about it. Folks are like “$15/hr... that’s 31,000 a year.… https://t.co/THQiQ5ioq7So, real talk to American friends. Start wearing your masks outside on the sidewalk if you are not. Start wearing t… https://t.co/gZqDep5L7U
Retweeted by masc potatoesStill thinking about how Birds of Prey should have been a movie about Huntress instead of Harley Quinn. I can’t believe they did that? 😭Yo!! Again, my film and script is at my dream network. And they’re watching and seeing the love. Trust. NOW STREA… https://t.co/L56Ildu8Yv
Retweeted by masc potatoes @ThatLyin_kvng Period! It was all I knew. The life chose me 😭😭😭This type of nurse is the reason my husband's family friend went to the ER in pain and died a quadruple amputee les… https://t.co/lUw48IPk2I
Retweeted by masc potatoes @justcallmeotis Just a little bit https://t.co/BD4HdJVaFwThere really was no stopping me 😭😭😭 https://t.co/z6TPUr8mBW20 year old me loved those big ass earrings 😭😭 https://t.co/rkcN1I2roe @ConcernedGoat They literally just jump up to fight against themselves and i don’t understand. I hate it here 😭😭 B… https://t.co/zFzU5dajZi @samuli47 @_omnishambles_ You want to get blocked too, huh? 😭😭😭😭 @_omnishambles_ Packing my bags now. See you after I get my vaccine 😭😭More than anything, I can tell that she was having the time of her life filming this series. Everyone was and it re… https://t.co/VRs3go17lP @justcallmeotis Literally had my girl in the script as “woman with powers who does things” 😭 @callme_selena Thank you! That’s my favorite too!!! ☺️ @AntiDamian Lmaoo no. The photo is old 😭 @winnnnno I used to be out there during the summers. Definitely plan to go back when this pandemic ends 😫She was acting down during Vision’s death though. That was a moment.The best thing about WandaVision is that Elizabeth Olsen is getting a chance to act because Wanda ain’t have no per… https://t.co/twzUC8RNF0 @goldilocssss It’s such a backwards way of thought and I hate it! I just want to get into their heads to see what… https://t.co/N3DqhJxRzq @_omnishambles_ I love you, but I’m blocking you for my own mental health. Happy tweeting 😭😭😭 @Jamond_Perry That’s only because America has brainwashed people into thinking it’s a bad thing. It’s very twisted.… https://t.co/BkUIrkolsVWhy is it that your first instinct is to argue against something that would improve your own quality of life?????? Oh my godThis is what I was talking about!! “Unlimited sick days should be a thing in America. Health is important”. Brai… https://t.co/d9n3wf1YN3 @1stPersnShooter You gon’ make me blush lol https://t.co/gfIcEfIu6AWanda, Vision, and Geraldine 😭😭😭 https://t.co/EUFvsKWTNh @Alexanelli2 “Striiker? Striker? STRYKER!?” Sldkdjdkdkdkdkd😭😭Also, if your immediate response to people being pulled out of poverty is to explain all of the reasons they should… https://t.co/DMRf29nNUpWhat drives me crazy is that people love to talk about all the cons and the domino effect that would occur if every… https://t.co/fEDevmOIFMAmerica really has a grip on y’all’s minds and it’s scary skskdjdkdkd https://t.co/1Py7RDP3WwNot me finally getting a little good with Lightroom. Tried to give this photo I took in Toronto some different mood… https://t.co/o03ZXxE1Oz#WandaVision Vision: The Magnet of Mysteries My reaching ass: https://t.co/eGwvEN42zLHere’s my #WandaVision review and insights to the first two episodes
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1/16
2021
Finally some truth out here! https://t.co/4EQZycQphuThe internet is HELL 😭😭😭 https://t.co/khWtjpfYrqAbolish schools https://t.co/tXYRgSaFv2 @sskieraa It was driving me insane lol. I found that if you pause the video before you close it, you won’t have to… https://t.co/VX9pEY7IFh @sskieraa So it’s not just me??? I thought it was my phone tripping lolDon’t feel like doing the big bank challenge, but I need y’all to know my lil bank is fat 😭 https://t.co/Cg1mY6qVpyThe Three-In-One ✨#PokemonSwordShield https://t.co/2QaI57zCJh
1/15
2021
Y’all already know which red head I picked 😭 https://t.co/ujlMyKkd8N @GL2814_3 All I know is grief 😭😭😭 @BLOWthisJAE_ “Don’t put your hands on my sister” sksksjdjdJared and Ivanka told the Secret Service not to use ANY of the half-dozen bathrooms in their home, so the federal g… https://t.co/RE4SCj1Rsy
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Retweeted by masc potatoesTW: abuse After reading the cannibalism messages... I’m not sure how one could even turn that into a joke. Like???… https://t.co/A092mWAeIaguys pls spread this! This could be someone who has been missing since 2014 https://t.co/ZzBtG1Yw7t
Retweeted by masc potatoes @KeenanLance_ Gwenpool crumbs 😫😫❤️The wildest take I’ve seen on this app in the past few days is that the white women who are turning in information… https://t.co/2JtTI0BkoG @urban_elegance @iLLmak3Ufamous She was very much “If he’ll buy it, you can have it, but I’m not buying it”. She b… https://t.co/z1v4PT3R1wEvolved my Cosmog into Solgaleo just now and feeling amazing. I want to ride him through the wild area 😭#PokemonSwordShield
1/14
2021
Childhood ruined 🤯 https://t.co/T8V3aib4HG
Retweeted by masc potatoes"textbook is required for this class" we gone see.
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1/13
2021

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