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award winning chef • take a deep breath and say, “kawakuza” - Jamie, 2019

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11/17
2019
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Retweeted by expensive chillinI think it’s funny that Taylor’s playing red dead redemption 2 and I’m playing the first one and we kinda look like… https://t.co/vLSvzAusrs @tofuwater France being considered the height of culinary accomplishment has gone to their heads and they need to b… https://t.co/WSMFlz2fjGhttps://t.co/q3B93aP6uX https://t.co/hBr5u9qSqg
11/16
2019
@tofuwater This is fucked up
11/15
2019
@realDonaldTrump Shut upIs this my actual daughter 😍🔥https://t.co/x8OIZfPuPN
Retweeted by expensive chillin @cripcousin Nah he stopped by my porch and we chatted. I stepped inside to get my notebook and when I came back out… https://t.co/FB0GvUdBmQI think this guy that asked for work painting my van stole my joint and tobaccoI’m an award winning chef bitch https://t.co/3739g3zSn7
11/14
2019
@go8lin_ If sex appeal were a last name it’d be Franco @go8lin_ It’s like Sex Appeal: the last name @go8lin_ But your last name is FrancoWe was DINOSAURS https://t.co/SJcNFQRxTf
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11/13
2019
One minute I’m herding cattle in virtual 1910’s California and I’m like “damn video games are actually pretty sick”… https://t.co/orAZErmWrPwhen you work at a small business, you're on state food assistance and get no sick leave because it's an "undue har… https://t.co/NPkLJQLNQc
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11/12
2019
drake in Bed texting millie bobbie Brown "u saw :(? "
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11/11
2019
Fran Drescher... that’s the tweet. https://t.co/nUQMag80RR
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11/9
2019
From poop water to poop perfume, I’m amazed by the innovation that’s underway in the field of sanitation:… https://t.co/3KPy4KGXbr
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11/7
2019
@sunpoisoningg This is ableist @Grandmaster3MC Why
11/6
2019
Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again
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Retweeted by expensive chillinEndorsing trump is not a political preference it’s a co-signing of racist and violent rhetoric that fuels white sup… https://t.co/SqNfPtKic8
Retweeted by expensive chillinCreative circles of rich kids that fit molds of taste and sensibility and pump out slight variations of the same wo… https://t.co/Py5odSLtlrWorking class artists who fight tooth and nail for a sliver of opportunity inspire me. Together we rise comrades ✊🏼literally just vibing https://t.co/aqVIANnWtq
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11/5
2019
@suffer_puppet On its wayDay 3 boys https://t.co/z0kaZ4A5H5
Retweeted by expensive chillin @sashagrey008 get some figs girl. Guava paste and gruyere @4r0do I thought this was a yam
11/4
2019
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Retweeted by expensive chillinIs this life worth living if I’m not living great
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Retweeted by expensive chillinDon’t stop retweeting! This man is set to be MURDERED in 19 DAYS, for a crime he DID NOT commit. https://t.co/ehxTb9GJAK
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11/3
2019
The whole “there’s only two sexes” argument is just plain invalid bc intersex people do exist like any “political”… https://t.co/P3ECoZYSa6
Retweeted by expensive chillin @go8lin_ @nightlife_28 @Mendozer209 You better be havin some illegitimate children in my steadShots from last nights Halloween show! Shoutout to the homies @countryclub888 and @williamcorduroy , beautiful as a… https://t.co/ysM2We6gv7
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11/2
2019
JESUS CHROIST!!! STOMPING ON THE ENEMY. WE LOVE YOU GOD! https://t.co/eDPSqmEwYY
Retweeted by expensive chillinDamn borscht goodSometimes you wanna kill yourself and you just make borscht insteadsaw ur bf just posted call of duty on his story. hope he’s still finding time for u. i’m not into that video game s… https://t.co/1MGzUe3n7h
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10/31
2019
capitalism has our broke asses feeling guilty for not donating $1 at the checkout while billionaires are having a yacht party as we speak
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10/30
2019
remember when Kanye said ‘you got sick thoughts, I got more of em, you got a sister in law you would smash, I got f… https://t.co/ccBgtfRFkn
Retweeted by expensive chillinisnt it funny* that sustainability 110% draws from indigenous and pre-colonial cultural practices, yet our societie… https://t.co/K3zD5AqLOB
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10/29
2019
no one speak https://t.co/XQTizSrC6i
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10/28
2019
This is the first day off where I have no obligations in like a year @realDonaldTrump What’s the babyHalloween costume idea: sexy Illuminati memberBaby let's take this upstairs ;-) https://t.co/jqjx0nyPhB
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10/27
2019
Lots of love for these boys https://t.co/inkyNzej1li am MELTING https://t.co/NPCv8zsUnn
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10/26
2019
Sorry for the things I say on Twitter @go8lin_ Exactly I don’t have that kind of patience, I’m not a damn saint. Plus I usually get it all out with the precum anyway @go8lin_ Sorry man I’m just saying it’s messy and takes too long, precum is where it’s at @go8lin_ Cumming is overratedI’m NOT CRYING: the FUEL TANKS are LEAKING on this SEX MACHINE
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10/25
2019
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Retweeted by expensive chillinJust saw a kid skating by my front porch singing “I’m skating oooh oh oh fast as I can” @sashagrey008 Women should rule the worldThis lizard guarding his shroom https://t.co/AcAXUf38X4
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10/24
2019
@sadneopets When ???? @go8lin_ @countryclub888 Nvm these were two different memories from 2016 @go8lin_ @countryclub888 I think I was at that show?We’re going to put a bidet in every bathroom in America, and we’re going to pay for it by going after the big oil c… https://t.co/RnqbVhs6GU
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Retweeted by expensive chillinNo matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all 😤👌 https://t.co/C4N8M7itAb
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10/22
2019
That wasn’t a horny tweet it’s just funny and if horny vegan twitter co opts it it’s getting deletedVegan and I dick ‘em down right call it above and beyond meat*forI’m sorry to what I’m about to tweet next but I also have to say that twitter is the most stream of conscious socia… https://t.co/YrOXjzOnZ0Congrats Jano! :) https://t.co/71BaDgtzNAeverybody can now say: Congrats Jano! you got the job! https://t.co/pIXVUA2Y9H
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Retweeted by expensive chillin @DelTaco hi I am a vegan who placed an order on your app for 6 burritos with no cheese and all burritos came with c… https://t.co/t8wO1A1iEb
10/21
2019
@suffer_puppet California is expensive as shit
10/20
2019

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