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18+ | Have been affectionately described as a “haunted PBS show” • read my pinned • 23 • non(bi)nary • they/them

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@cbartsimpson https://t.co/iKDAOYiIkYOther ppl with a time machine: wow so the Egyptians really did build the pyramids Me w a time machine: *holding a… https://t.co/3XLYX86HOb @cbartsimpson (In this same hypothetical universe may I also posit the possibility that the “aggressor” was not eve… https://t.co/rPrGX7dY5O @cbartsimpson I cannot confirm or deny but hypothetically in a tangentially related universe I may have been arrest… https://t.co/ChXEksQ5y9Imagine walking down the street and getting arrested for standing by someone that someone else just THINKS might be… https://t.co/dadA6uxvsnSomething everyone interested in the breonna Taylor case should read. https://t.co/RcwCKyxhXK
Retweeted by stink godHaha yeah u got me I can really see why we need cops now I mean who else is going to stand around and consistently… https://t.co/6mm2tjWkqnRemember when cops were going goo goo gaga and drooling over the thought of raiding a church and safe place to arre… https://t.co/cnXSiJ7BhPWhen it is unlawful to step outside your own home, when it is unlawful to organize, when it is unlawful to walk dow… https://t.co/tdEMWs7U63Oh that’s right u just want to have the green light to targetedly arrest anyone you want including State Rep. Attic… https://t.co/bPdXwv9a3mHow the fuck can you even dichotomize this when you are automatically characterizing every protestor or person in p… https://t.co/Mzh9k49iJ8https://t.co/J0revzo6ym
Retweeted by stink godAll of my partners deserve a full stomach and a fat ass and I’ll be damned if I don’t provideLove in the 21st century is two twinks on various medications trying and failing to get each other to cum
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9/25
2020
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Retweeted by stink god @heathermyt @BLMLouisville @QueerKentucky @BlackMarketKY @RootResearch @ChangeTMW And if you need mental health sup… https://t.co/XlKU9hvsj0
Retweeted by stink godSOLIDARITY WITH LOUISVILLE Follow: @BLMLouisville @QueerKentucky @BlackMarketKY @RootResearch @ChangeTMW Amplify… https://t.co/f5Uo4dydQG
Retweeted by stink godthe virgin harry potter werewolf vs. the chad van helsing werewolf https://t.co/RNOiHdioxD
Retweeted by stink godThe banana peel is one of the classic pieces of garbage
Retweeted by stink godDemocrats are not inept. They aren’t weak or ineffective. They just don’t work for you. It’s time to wake up to thi… https://t.co/iJfsrmugaS
Retweeted by stink godhttps://t.co/ydF2IoJoTwwhich is it today 🤔 https://t.co/dRZ7r7Eend
Retweeted by stink god @HenryMcMurder Oh fuck that sounds so good actually @riv_cursive Comic reliefSpaghetti-Os are but a vessel for my self hatredLol privating for now because if one more fucking piece of shit racist defends murder or cops to me I’m going to sa… https://t.co/eZZbUlfdwEAlright I’m logging off. I’m going to block and hide the replies of any and all bootlickers. I don’t give a fuck. I refuse to hear it.https://t.co/BPZamEj4dQ https://t.co/0GE9Ba8wt3
Retweeted by stink godWhat happened to Breonna Taylor is NOT an indication that the system is “broken”. The system is very much working.… https://t.co/EPyD4dh3zZ
Retweeted by stink godRemember when white people wanted to riot when RBG passed of natural causes, but wanted Black people to sit home ca… https://t.co/MrO5JUlFHu
Retweeted by stink god @Dredgyboi YupAh transphobia my favorite reportable offense. Eat shit. https://t.co/i4eMblJDWqAlso lol if you’re truly brainwashed enough to believe that cops showing up to the wrong house at midnight without… https://t.co/HEKxvjSQTRYou absolute fuck lmao, pronoun you’re looking for is “they” and yeah... property has absolutely zero value because… https://t.co/Gzl3WpYbxr @IuxtaM @BathysphereHat @elbitchterror @WindySkyYearby I hope you choke ✌🏼 @BathysphereHat @IuxtaM @elbitchterror @WindySkyYearby “Oh no my precious property, if only it were replaceable the same way human life is”No they are letting murderers go free and intentionally forcing situations in which they can murder and incarcerate… https://t.co/v2mEXasiofSeeing multiple reports of shots fired at police in #Louisville and a cop down. Definitely worried about comrades o… https://t.co/CNnScMgPor
Retweeted by stink godIf you are trying to help with bail for people arrested in Louisville please donate the The Bail Project - Louisvil… https://t.co/fGLU7nleos
Retweeted by stink godLouisville Police now saying, “We’re going to arrest every single person who is here right now.” There are thousan… https://t.co/q9UidNBrsn
Retweeted by stink godI know I’m probably annoying y’all but if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated. Any amount helps Thank… https://t.co/ksFRbkMisk
Retweeted by stink godLiterally do not look at or speak to me about what’s going on right now if you are not in the streets right now or… https://t.co/9j46LdzxXh @Imthrashinghere Literally was just there watching it happen but go off you absolute sentient lamp post
9/24
2020
@goth_donut Absolutely 🖤If you‘re uncomfortable with abolition bc you’re afraid of killers not going to prison, just realize it already exi… https://t.co/kqpZzqHIhj
Retweeted by stink god @sheepchilla I’ll let you know if I see/hear anything else @sheepchilla Concerned they’re doing the shit they did last time to downtown and cutting communication.It is absolutely infuriating but unsurprising to me that police are doing ID checkpoints right now, actions that hi… https://t.co/86gwnhzgYb @sheepchilla Yup and it’s already happening even before curfew, multiple friends have shared info of arrests :^/(Also I’m safe but will likely be off social media, if people need to reach me PLEASE just DM, I am still willing t… https://t.co/2Lwgy5vNyIDowntown Louisville is completely locked down and roads in the highlands blocked as well. Cops have ID checkpoints… https://t.co/v9ZBuZqPjRLouisville only indicting one of Breonna Taylor's murderers for damaging the wall of the neighbor's apartment in th… https://t.co/RlHgTiSavg
Retweeted by stink godThis country would rather deploy the National Guard on protestors than cement justice for Breonna Taylor. If you ar… https://t.co/Nu1LE98cxg
Retweeted by stink godThis is the highlands in Louisville, KY right now. Before I began recording, over 30 different police vehicles had… https://t.co/l4MdlQQrkP
Retweeted by stink godif you go out remember also: -DON'T GO ALONE, GO WITH OTHERS -turn off your phone/location. walkie talkies are good… https://t.co/NcNncmgWsq
Retweeted by stink godIt’s abolish more than the police y’all please please please please — the prison industrial complex has so many lay… https://t.co/DVHvZGAvmm
Retweeted by stink godIt’s a great day to be perceived lol. #HappyBiVisibilityDay https://t.co/PNsjr0wnjF
Retweeted by stink godCORRECTED DONATION POST DONATE TO THE BAIL PROJECT LOUISVILLE CHAPTER FOR PROVIDING BAIL/LEGAL ASSISTANCE You CAN d… https://t.co/VRWgydU0vv
Retweeted by stink godAnytime someone replies to one of my posts to take shots at my OnlyFans I gain subscribers and get tipped on more p… https://t.co/BubQrl3uOHI cannot stress this enough, STOP donating to politicians. This is a critical moment for mass movements. Donate to… https://t.co/YtvQzobE4b
Retweeted by stink godShooting a building considered more of a crime than shooting a person. https://t.co/HcG0AlWjmo
Retweeted by stink godA system that allowed Breonna Taylor to be murdered in the first place is never going to punish itself. We have to… https://t.co/PX5SxrXiZU
Retweeted by stink godhere's @prisonculture and @dreanyc123 in @Essence doing hard, loving work of getting us beyond thinking of the crim… https://t.co/4126RTaBhc
Retweeted by stink godThe police murdered someone, didn’t do anything about it until outrage became public, then the murderers still didn… https://t.co/LdMfC4bxWY
Retweeted by stink godI’m just gonna start posting this once a day, as a reminder to myself, really. And no, it’s not up for debate. https://t.co/DXYy4zHDSs
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Retweeted by stink godDO NOT SHARE VIDEOS OR PICTURES WITH PROTESTERS FACES! Donate to bail funds and share helpful information. Do not be performative.
Retweeted by stink godKnowing what the verdict will be and the fact that it will be inadequate and vindicating of murderers really isn’t… https://t.co/f2rD7fVKkZSo let me get this right: No one will be held responsible for the killing of #BreonnaTaylor? Just endangering her n… https://t.co/JA95y9bkiB
Retweeted by stink god @cbartsimpson That zinger really bruised any ego leftAww come back I was enjoying the free advertising and algorithm boost on my post :^( https://t.co/qAcKXtCfEi @saltybtsweet Can’t believe the free advertising I’m getting 🥰 @TheF2GodLives Yes I am I am also Dumb In Person ty for noticingThe path forward is to thoughtfully and intentionally create systems that support people & divest from policing.
Retweeted by stink god @TheF2GodLives Yes I am, that’s like my whole thing is that I’m Dumb OnlineThank you for the engagement! 🖤 Also yes I did go off about racism since your main point of contention on a post a… https://t.co/gxwjkkTRKk @TheF2GodLives @ChernyyDaGawd Idk I’m just grateful for the engagement so more people can see my post and know that… https://t.co/kYG8kAFYtn @TheF2GodLives @ChernyyDaGawd I’m pretty sure Superman was a refugee alien who routinely beat up racists and histor… https://t.co/bebvIQiN6o @TheF2GodLives @ChernyyDaGawd I understand, it is daunting to be in the presence of a god @cbartsimpson Yup. Exactly this. @TheF2GodLives @ChernyyDaGawd Ty would you like a discount codeRegardless if anyone in Louisville tonight feels like they need to get in contact with me, DM me for my signal. I’v… https://t.co/INDCePxSDFWe already fucking know what the verdict is if you’re having to PREPARE for protests and whatever ways you might k*… https://t.co/tnYW1ALH7uIt’s absurd to command people to be peaceful when your preparations are anything but & send a message that you will… https://t.co/YoTEM4xwCLImagine demanding protests be “peaceful” (as if that has ever mattered) yet you’re already preparing for someone to… https://t.co/yA0kV7EePwmayor announced a 9 pm curfew already on live tv? city boarded up? downtown blocked off? delayed announcement by a… https://t.co/0qPKBUpBI0
Retweeted by stink godNever forget when KY Gov. Andy Beshear promised to provide free healthcare to black Kentuckians in June. 3 months l… https://t.co/mfo6iFLbLW
Retweeted by stink godWhen I die, erase all of my tweets and only publish this story. I want the people to have no context for anything I… https://t.co/NmyK2bN1wKNot me writing a non-linear word vomit satire featuring an ageless, genderless vampire who is plagued by the parado… https://t.co/nuCS7tvgKLu ever just sit in the sun and things don't feel so bad anymore
Retweeted by stink godVery Serious Leftist Men either maintain a fanatical culty devotion to Hot Leftist Women or treat them like they're… https://t.co/GvSVToNBGL
Retweeted by stink godWhy does my brain have to take things to the darkest place possible why does it have to do that why can’t it just s… https://t.co/YndGWTV2WKwhy do ppl describe their pussy as "tasting like candy". the flavour profile of my bazinga is more tangy & umami imo
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9/23
2020
@AhangingChad @HaloandYGO Oh no worries thanks for clarifying, sorry I dove in so literally lol @AhangingChad @HaloandYGO My lived experience as a SWer is something I’ve offered as rebuttal. Because sex work fun… https://t.co/6U0XtzmaBf
9/22
2020

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