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Plant and pencil hoarder.

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Joined Twitter 2/17/10


@TrueCrimeObsess Was considering a re-listen after hearing @GillianWithaG do her Durst "Bye Bye" in latest episode 😂So, are they just gonna change the locks while he's out golfing in January? #diaperdon
11/28
2020
@alex_segura The cord to the hair dryer getting stuck on cabinet handle while drying hair. @jonniker I'm going to consider myself EXTREMELY lucky after what you have been through. My daughter is on ADHD med… https://t.co/4nqOWRF97X
11/25
2020
@elisekumar About one to two times a day. Usually when the room I am in is very busy with people and noise. @rabiasquared UM, I first read that wrong and thought, "Huh, don't all cakes look like a DESSERT?" 🤔
11/23
2020
@jonniker Our fairly new dishwasher started doing this. I had a theory that it was gunk from the casing of the pods… https://t.co/T1XyDEPHxk
11/22
2020
@lceCreamSocial https://t.co/oLaAHOucFp @StaceyJSpiehler Angelita and Olive (but everyone called her Irene)
11/21
2020
@rabiasquared Oh wow. I felt his pain :/ My mom had a sister who she didn't like or respect and often expressed jud… https://t.co/1pBHVuH4mS
11/16
2020
@bexlogic I'm sorry, but... https://t.co/k3V8CMXUUm
11/13
2020
@rabiasquared https://t.co/x5NrLiRbQf
11/12
2020
@lele_calhoun I wonder how much ice cream he will celebrate with? @patrickhinds It is too perfect. What an ending!
11/8
2020
@FSPhiladelphia https://t.co/62aJmj7efvThe Four Seasons Landscaping story is the perfect capper to all this. Like a balloon squeak-farting out its air as… https://t.co/E5izbh0CIN
Retweeted by ViolentCrumble @jonniker I cannot wait for the docudramas that will be made of these events. @Acosta So they all want to go down with the Trump Barge? https://t.co/HNOVzKd0iG
11/7
2020
After the election will @CNN gift the magic wall to @JohnKingCNN? He is rocking it!
11/6
2020
For everyone supporting Trump because you don't want your freedoms to be taken away. This is President Trump trying… https://t.co/9YO0449PbW @newtgingrich Why are you so outwardly open with your level of stupidity? This take is embarrassing.
11/5
2020
@patrickhinds Will there be a drink creation from this? Lamest Loser Cocktail? @jonniker meatloaf and mashed potatoes from Costco. I just got home from work, gonna put in the oven :P @ddale8 Maybe @GOPLeader needs to hear that a few more times. @atrupar Trump.... https://t.co/9BRAckk1Ow
11/4
2020
@jonniker On my shoulder. https://t.co/WEPrZRYAks
11/3
2020
@rabiasquared Every time she says something dumb she touches her hair.
11/2
2020
@patrickhinds I'm having a hard time. I'm excited/terrified/exhausted. @rabiasquared Is he crying? He is on the edge of... something. https://t.co/PnXaZpdpoM
11/1
2020
@jonniker I had cauliflower fried rice with bacon :) @reblavoie @kevinpflynn I got a chance to watch before going to bed last night, perfect ending to my birthday, hahaha Also, WUT?I just found out that not only do I share the same birthdate as Bob Ross, but my birthday is also National Cat Day.… https://t.co/Wo38Wblnxa @reblavoie @kevinpflynn I'm in. Never watched before. I do watch Young and the Restless
10/30
2020
Celebrated my birthday by voting. Now I'm waiting for my best present to arrive on Election Day. #2020Election https://t.co/8LycwpHjL8Rode my bike with friends along the remote riverbeds of Southern California, during the peak era of serial killers… https://t.co/h17si79mxL @atrupar I like how her voice is 10 times deeper than his. https://t.co/E6rYKhhpcS @atrupar You can always tell when someone is lying when they share a lot of useless information. @VirOliveros @atrupar Why is everyone in support of and including the president think we are living in the 1950s?
10/29
2020
@bexlogic He is DISGUSTING. @Emmydems @JennaEllisEsq Oh, he would have made it down, just not on his feet. https://t.co/4jEUeD2042
10/28
2020
@jonniker @Swistle You are being very kind.
10/27
2020
@rabiasquared He is so repulsive.Thank you for reading! And never apologize for using a library. https://t.co/2BjHyKi5VY
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10/26
2020
@atrupar He dances like a boxing puppet https://t.co/qZnsf50NWT @ddale8 Our numbers in North Carolina have consistently been going UP, in the counties that he has his super spreader events in. @jonniker I learned a lot about laundering when clothes diapering. Soap is the enemy, detergent and vinegar are your friends.
10/24
2020
My grandma was ahead of her time, crocheting blankets the weight of an elephant. @ChrisMurphyCT @HeatherBarmore Like when your mom shuts the door on your face, while your sibling looks out of the… https://t.co/AWo8EFAySRThis is now what I envision when I think of the words, "Well, this is how it ends..." Then ripping the device off i… https://t.co/OTkCIgxenm @JollyJourno @astroehlein https://t.co/vcWaS786xi @rabiasquared Ooohhh, good question.Just frogged a project because I caught a very small error about 50 rows prior and why couldn't I just ignore it??? #knitting @rainbowrowell So...just a loincloth?3 of 5 stars to Your Blue Is Not My Blue by Aspen Matis https://t.co/ZBA2CEXbli
10/23
2020
@rabiasquared Also, my neighborhood is a sea of Biden signs. @rabiasquared He is high as a kite. I'm his "target", as a suburban North Carolina housewife (with a job), but I wo… https://t.co/UdFT2REZ78 @rabiasquared @RepMattGaetz I feel EVERYTHING being felt at 1:35.
10/22
2020
@realDonaldTrump Please turn that plane around. We've had enough of you in NC. @JamesMSama @atrupar I can hear the sound of beer bottles being dumped in the background.Who needs a hug?
10/21
2020
@colleen_eileen Monongahela
10/20
2020
4 of 5 stars to The Vine Witch by Luanne G. Smith https://t.co/JiVb6tVSez @ProjectLincoln Ah yes, the stationary moonwalk.
10/17
2020
@rabiasquared @realDonaldTrump SIR!!!!!!!!! @rabiasquared @blaireerskine This is so believable that it is bone chilling.
10/16
2020
@rabiasquared @FLOTUS What happens when the steroids wear off????? @jonniker PIZZLE.
10/13
2020
@sevignes That's what I remember her from. @atrupar I remember once having admiration and respect for @MariaBartiromo What the hell happened?????
10/11
2020
@bexlogic @jenwilsonca @davidduchovny @GillianA Ruined!!!!
10/10
2020
@rabiasquared I'm in North Carolina. I'll be sure to defend myself with a squirt gun full of pickle juice when I vote.
10/9
2020
@atrupar "You too can have a silver (*whisper*...coated) coin too! @ProjectLincoln If you look up "SUCCINT" in the dictionary, you will not see a picture of @realDonaldTrump "Blathering Idiot", possibly. @bexlogic @iamnikkidemarco So far the kitties just come in and snuggle nicely with us, but there have been times in… https://t.co/bopIFjqFMv @jonniker I love that. We are slowly getting Wegman's where I live. I haven't had a chance to get to one yet. @bexlogic @iamnikkidemarco Genius! @patrickhinds "Thank you, Mr. Vice President." How about, "SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUP!" @rabiasquared I think maybe he was stress yelling his feeling and popped a vessel.
10/8
2020
@boomerjimothy https://t.co/RJCXaKXW0m
10/7
2020
@rabiasquared Its like a compulsion.
10/6
2020
@lele_calhoun Agreed. A nightmare. @lele_calhoun Oh, God, YESThe Steroid Experiment appears to be going haywire.
10/5
2020
Trump's gonna Trump. https://t.co/fxpVsppdVC @rainbowrowell Puts a smile on my face every time! @jonniker 100% @ddale8 "Who knows"????? Still trying to keep that panic at bay it seems. https://t.co/GP9zaLWDdU @rabiasquared Around 20 (which I've already removed 5 of), but the weight on my soul feels like it should be measur… https://t.co/sfkm42Dj5t @LaraBricker I needed this, thank you!
10/2
2020
@rabiasquared Both extremely and completely not self-aware at the same time. That is NEXT LEVEL KARENING.
10/1
2020
@bexlogic Sweet, neurotic, what's the difference? :P @bexlogic Same. And, uh, I am making little blankets for them. Oh, God. 😅 @patrickhinds @GStephanopoulos https://t.co/eitOjALjnBFYI, @realDonaldTrump I am a "suburban housewife" in North Carolina and my neighborhood is now a sea of Biden/Harri… https://t.co/DEO9oGvhVUAs the adrenaline fades, I'm just....sad. How did we get here? #PresidentialDebateMy teen said that she likes how Biden is breaking the fourth wall. 😂 #PresidentialDebateJust let Donald Trump rake immaculate forests in peace.
Retweeted by ViolentCrumbleJust turn Trump's mic off when he speaks out of turn. #PresidentialDebate @patrickhinds @JoeBiden That kind of gave me chills.
9/30
2020
@HeatherBarmore It has a way of showing up when least expected. :(
9/29
2020

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