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Joined Twitter 10/21/09


A burn from 1918 that remains relevant https://t.co/COx2szwgci
Retweeted by Raj👇🏾 https://t.co/B7ZsBrZnOgMask+goggles+face shield? https://t.co/KN2P7QRUfZ @Neelavanam There’s humour in everything.This too shall pass. https://t.co/zBy7E02C1w @drsujik https://t.co/aDoMHufadEProtestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://t.co/rbdfMJOiQ8 https://t.co/YHY3sZaxAU
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Retweeted by RajIf you have 10 bad cops and 1,000 good cops, but those 1,000 good cops don’t turn in the 10 bad cops, you have 1,010 bad cops.
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Retweeted by RajNamibia had ZERO new case for 45 days. They are thrice the size of NZ and have 4 times the population. Never saw… https://t.co/1sTJpfmN7s
Retweeted by RajEveryone taking social distancing less seriously than I am is a dumb idiot who is risking his and others' lives unn… https://t.co/ImvjS1bUuU
Retweeted by RajI’m sure there are simpler ways to blow out candles. https://t.co/VhN13SXbDdThe Robots (comic) https://t.co/MgOirYrWoz
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5/29
2020
We should all be grateful to Twitter for censoring harmful words and opinions. This enables us to have healthy an… https://t.co/RkzTeNY3tp
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Retweeted by RajFastest-moving potential vaccine, whatever that means. https://t.co/MCNkS6x68ESharing my poem "Schrodinger's Cat" published in @sahityaakademi's journal 'Indian Literature' earlier this year. H… https://t.co/2LqJc0AhkZ
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Retweeted by RajHow the virus spread in Singapore and formed clusters. Nice animation. https://t.co/BU5zcEe1iKImportant advice for those of us dusting off our old Singers to sew masks - this advice comes from Singers' 1949 se… https://t.co/txWAUM9EPT
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Retweeted by Raj👇 https://t.co/oS7ye3hHvtShouldn’t this f*cker be busy making a vaccine? https://t.co/onjzVt9ubq
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5/28
2020
Bhutan & India already had treaty ties, but it was Panditji’s trip on the back of a Yak to Bhutan in 1958 & his war… https://t.co/FYiQ7bLrM5
Retweeted by RajGE has sold its iconic light-bulb business, one of the last remaining links to founder Thomas Edison https://t.co/ivWxL8OLP4
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5/27
2020
"Having taught Wodehouse for a few years, I’ve discovered that most students have never heard of him," Rivka Galche… https://t.co/E0PzVmMC2E
Retweeted by RajResearchers have discovered a new species of fungus via Twitter. They call it Troglomyces twitteri.https://t.co/ieo5XgyhzjThe dramatic shift in grocery shopping habits is one example of how behavior can shift during a global crisis like… https://t.co/4XPLDtOv4e
Retweeted by Raj @santasow If the Ship of Theseus were to be built with parts that are all 8 years old....👇🏾 https://t.co/E6sckboxJSWhat's the most beautiful, mournful tune in British musical history? Here's a candidate, played in lockdown by… https://t.co/XDMbASHai5
Retweeted by RajThe best Covid19 response award goes to ...,Mongolia. Zero cases, zero death. https://t.co/hzRM6jzTN8Wait for it... https://t.co/aZBcnQGLv0
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Retweeted by RajPeople are really taking this whole wearing masks in public thing very seriously. The only time they remove it is w… https://t.co/4ih4047mBV
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Retweeted by RajNever too late to learn. https://t.co/4V9nkwrPER @darshanvmehta1 Only Carona Shoe Company would have done well this quarter.For a second I thought the new name was the bit in blue. https://t.co/RNc7C3PSVG
Retweeted by Rajwanted: mckinsey but for helping companies undo/reverse whatever mckinsey recommended over the past thirty years. will fund.
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5/26
2020
Hitler, Adidas, Puma, Pele.....https://t.co/EUiFjQPOT5A workplace without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. Source: https://t.co/dVrJVetCpB https://t.co/VF0om72dW7New use for fidget spinner: to detect UTI. https://t.co/IXnjciPxUeThese golfers! https://t.co/IcRVZMUJwJRepost. Kaliththokai-55. How to make a move, a 2000 year old lesson.(Had to skip first stanza in screenshot.) Blog… https://t.co/U7XiLYOjr3
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Retweeted by RajThe Branch Manager of Indian Bank, Darbhanga handed over a DD of Rs. 30,000 to Jyoti Kumari, the bicycle girl who… https://t.co/YDpJKM9gIv
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Retweeted by Raj👇 https://t.co/3owaBbBTu3"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'" "Aye!" "Motion carried"
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Retweeted by RajReminded of Reagan’s “missed me” video...https://t.co/NWqaSf5C5x https://t.co/cYxSHw4QWsI know this defies the law of gravity, but you see I never studied law. —Bugs Bunny, 1958
Retweeted by RajThe arrangement and the editing! https://t.co/BxzXpXU5zl @santasow What you are saying is “if you haven’t lost hope and given up, there’s no hope for you”Funny headline connects two independent events. https://t.co/uAZmPqaSKQJust a friendly reminder that Ichiro is a magician. 🧙‍♂️ https://t.co/9NKbMj9oSH
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5/25
2020

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