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Writer, reader, walker, corgi owner, old-house enthusiast. She/her. Married to @NickFalacci

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Joined Twitter 10/22/09


@TheMERL The nigh over Dnfnicb Rh z MucrEver hear the expression “Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins?” It means your right to do whate… https://t.co/Sy3LGd3Gju
Retweeted by CherylHeutonI know this sentiment doesn’t go big on twitter but I went to a grocery store today and everyone wore masks and was… https://t.co/uS4DSYUlOT
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @MuseZack Some of it was response to shows like The Walking Dead, which set records for cable audiences and generated huge buzz.My Blue Check human (I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing as he screams at his phone) told me to tell you that the GREAT… https://t.co/zUqGsD2xQS
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7/16
2020
This is awful, some of my best friends are verified
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThere is a new #judgejohnhodgman up today, because it’s Wednesday. That’s how you know it’s Wednesday. As well, it’… https://t.co/qkw66gXSgR
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @docfreeride Not even wedding planner. @MattOswaltVA Or start a nightclub that surprisingly becomes the center for a community of lovable misfits and oddballs...Do you think perhaps the selfie stick was not the real issue? https://t.co/iIWN3bkO1T
Retweeted by CherylHeutonWatch @hodgman and Chuck Bryant do pub trivia and contribute to the Equal Justice Initiative! https://t.co/iQgd4NI7af
Retweeted by CherylHeutonNo complacency, no relief, no quarter. It will get worse for Trump, much worse, but we must fight on. https://t.co/Lg3ihPSiFfThe Rose Parade. Oh my god. @Alyssafarah @realDonaldTrump We can hear and read his own words, so we know you are lying. Why are you lying?Oklahoma @GovStitt posted this restaurant tweet back in March to provoke and own the libs. Things went entirely pre… https://t.co/HX2Qk9I8Gs
Retweeted by CherylHeutonI really thought this was all in my head. But it's not. It's real. It's Reply Guys. Brilliant thread👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼… https://t.co/zeqVt7DQi6
Retweeted by CherylHeutonlike “political correctness” “cancel culture” is a term deployed by those who have power, and wealth to lose by bei… https://t.co/FEtCRKJf9K
Retweeted by CherylHeutonI’m also disappointed that writing does not seem to be the effective tool I thought it was as an idealistic young m… https://t.co/JXYpuf9S38
Retweeted by CherylHeutonNeedy cat is too kneady. Please creature just let me sleep.If you are watching this press conference with Trump live and don't think he is on heavy drugs, then you are on hea… https://t.co/3wAfcUUgqZ
Retweeted by CherylHeutonOhhhhh, the book came out today. That's why we're being distracted with a can of Goya and a rambling press conference.
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @msdanifernandez I’m getting too old for this shit! @ShaulaEvans I leave bags of them on a neighbor’s porch. It’s the only way.Trevor Noah Exposes ‘Racist’ Tucker Carlson’s ‘Long-Planned Vacation’ Excuse https://t.co/RHmFeLXkgq https://t.co/d1K2Vwy6Q4
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @ShaulaEvans I’m overrun with amaranth greens, however. @ShaulaEvans I have tons of dandelion greens. This sounds great. @Emmie12750 Brownies are innocent and pure. @crichardhowe Well I think this is trueNothing to see here, just the President's top advisor flashing white power signs to the camera... in the White Hou… https://t.co/vktkhvdQky
Retweeted by CherylHeuton5 CFR § 2635.702(c): An employee shall not use...his government position... to endorse any product, service or ent… https://t.co/tbCatAz520
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThis tweet is a violation of federal law. https://t.co/Ftwv1fGFr3
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThat’s it. I’m never eating cake again. @ShaulaEvans ArchaeologistScrew being cool. Be kind. Being cool is for you. Being kind is for others. And fuck Ayn Rand.
Retweeted by CherylHeutonOn #NonBinaryPeoplesDay, recognize & respect that non-binary people exist & their identities are valid. Before toda… https://t.co/0hAutXrRNV
Retweeted by CherylHeutonImportant thread. https://t.co/F98ARsJdnT
7/15
2020
What a strange monologue from a man who was addicted to opioids. What did you need those for, Rush? Just stand outs… https://t.co/tJHeWVVQxR
Retweeted by CherylHeutonPlus they had to eat each other. https://t.co/1TvVjCCcPjFox's @BretBaier notes that "had President Obama made this speech from the Rose Garden, Republicans on Capitol Hill… https://t.co/od5XkHwbCW
Retweeted by CherylHeutonSince Trump called on that ridiculous @OANN "reporter" @ChanelRion I am have no choice but to post this video: https://t.co/W3pckX7elB
Retweeted by CherylHeutonTomorrow’s will be worse. And Thursday’s will be worse than tomorrow’s. And Friday’s will be worse than Thursday’s.… https://t.co/jmPQmJQH3J
Retweeted by CherylHeutonCampaigning on federal property is against the law. That’s why we’ve never heard a president do this before Trump. https://t.co/lfdL6FxwJ2
Retweeted by CherylHeutonWhat’s really interesting about this rambling speech is it’s been 18 days since we first found out that the preside… https://t.co/VSfWBNBKXz
Retweeted by CherylHeutonCindy Adams wrote a bitchy distortion of the night a co-star assaulted me mid-performance on a Bway stage. Here s… https://t.co/ULvEGkMgh0
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThis is what cancel culture actually looks like. You elevate virulent racism into the mainstream and one of your ch… https://t.co/VoCWuKk2dw
Retweeted by CherylHeutonCDC Director Dr. Robert Redfield: “If all of us would put on a face covering now for the next 4-6 weeks, we could d… https://t.co/MEKfGt8uKV
Retweeted by CherylHeutonPlease help get 3,000 retweets on this so we can elect Democrat Jaime Harrison and throw Lindsey Graham the hell ou… https://t.co/9RIVmT1tIJ
Retweeted by CherylHeutonWhen the story broke about Russia offering bounties for the killing of American troops, any Commander in Chief with… https://t.co/Kc2GsjYvDK
Retweeted by CherylHeutonPay attention to the @AmericanAir Ted Cruz story. They permitted him to go the entire duration of the flight with… https://t.co/B9xNMUKHF5
Retweeted by CherylHeutonBiggest problem with Mueller investigation is they didn’t make the call on whether Trump committed felonies and whe… https://t.co/I5G9Oyn0tU
Retweeted by CherylHeutonTrump is going to lose Texas. But only if we all keep working and donating. @dbh1ne2 @ThatEricAlper And famous director Dennis Smith! @dbh1ne2 @ThatEricAlper I know, right??? @ThatEricAlper https://t.co/xzTl4BVFVo @MickeyFisher73 @Seanecrouch Have them call a hot dog a sandwich.
7/14
2020
@laloalcaraz @BetsyDeVosED Your Voteria card series has been incredible.LA Unified School District staying virtual and not sacrificing our kids so that this walking dead @BetsyDeVosED gri… https://t.co/iw31wfLMZN
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThe polls in just about 10 days are going to be incredible. And by Labor Day, we're looking at numbers that will be… https://t.co/6jmiJWAQC9TONIGHT: We’re back with a new show after two weeks off! Tune in to find out who Trevor stabbed to see if they were cake.
Retweeted by CherylHeutonObama and Biden stopped testing for the Covid-19 ? 19! 19! 19! Does he really not know what the “19” means? Does he… https://t.co/NE9p0vZPsB
Retweeted by CherylHeutonTrump you fu*king moron, you really pissed off the Americans this time. GOP move aside. You had your final chance… https://t.co/SYQikWTUdR
Retweeted by CherylHeutonJust immediately go for the achilles tendon of ANYBODY you see become a deficit hawk on November 4th. https://t.co/kNhYZnXzns
Retweeted by CherylHeutonWait, he's saying Fauci made mistakes? Let's line up Trump's statements about Covid19 against Fauci's and see who i… https://t.co/nciwgOS0bs @bnacker https://t.co/a6wp0z8YGdOne reason Fauci polls higher than Trump is though he may not be perfect, Fauci actually seems like he doesn't want… https://t.co/VlJH3Ldoc9
Retweeted by CherylHeutonIsn’t math fun? https://t.co/0OVjVDUpfyDenazification was the original cancel culture, if you think about it. https://t.co/eOZifcGPaV
Retweeted by CherylHeutonI've lost all the respect I never had for Chuck Woolery.
Retweeted by CherylHeutonAnd here we have 6 of our last 7 presidents "exercising." https://t.co/f1VDrrpo5V
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Retweeted by CherylHeuton @DianePatterson All over my neighborhood tooRemember when the president told that Fox guy everything would be back to normal by Easter and that Fox guy said it… https://t.co/rfaD2akVRs
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThe exceedingly rare floofleboo - a tiny winged bunny that frequents Norfolk gardens. #moths https://t.co/jQWJpmomPJ
Retweeted by CherylHeutonTrump is now warning TV networks that a Biden presidency would be boring and bad for their ratings. https://t.co/7DNpI8SGnR
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Retweeted by CherylHeutonNew rule: If you don’t have a national plan for dealing with Covid-19, you don’t get to weigh in on what local schools should do.
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @realDonaldTrump’s oppo research on Fauci: - he reads - he took his own SATs - his dad didn’t set him up - he’s hap… https://t.co/ebk9wwEXX3
Retweeted by CherylHeutonThey all know better. They will start jumping just before he goes down.
Retweeted by CherylHeutonTexas is a swing state. Texas is a swing state. Texas is a swing state. Texas is a swing state. Texas is a swing s… https://t.co/4nY7rcCtoz
Retweeted by CherylHeutonDr. Fauci knew, without a doubt, that Trump would turn on him. He decided not to care. He decided to give Americans… https://t.co/5voFD4iLHf
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7/13
2020
A happy milestone for NYC today as the city reports *zero* COVID deaths for the first time since March 11.
Retweeted by CherylHeutonIt's hard to believe this has to be said, but unlike this president, I'll actually listen to the experts and heed t… https://t.co/qFOs9jhkEj
Retweeted by CherylHeuton.@realDonaldTrump We're not going to let you label @JoeBiden like you did Clinton. We don't want open borders W… https://t.co/xnfkWVIIjT
Retweeted by CherylHeutonHere's the secret of "university indoctrination." Professors aren't doing it. Your little darlings are finally… https://t.co/L70wOs1tGL
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @GustavoArellano Not underrated in my house. Can't live without it.If you’re a black President, you play too much golf. If you’re Trump, golf is how do the presidency better than an… https://t.co/rpdxFxHsDf
Retweeted by CherylHeutonMAY 20: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantisFL) brags coronavirus outbreak “hasn’t happened.” JULY 12: Florida… https://t.co/PPHEMo2twh
Retweeted by CherylHeutonIt's apparently Bot Day on Twitter.Hard-right extremists who home school to protect kids from "indoctrination," who insist women should be homemakers… https://t.co/3wJYKPY1BNResisters, make sure to check your lists. Definitely explained the increase of troll activity.
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @LACarlos I despise any cake topping that’s not buttercream frosting.The Salt Eaters is a black woman owned bookstore featuring reading material from black women, femmes, and non-binar… https://t.co/14ml6BAqAM
Retweeted by CherylHeuton"A University of Washington computer model suggests that 33,000 American lives could be saved from Covid-19 between… https://t.co/Zag3yYDYqk
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @bethshax *showrunners @bethshax Some are highly respected longtime broadcast network ShowrunnerI don't understand people who take a guy with the physique of our president and fantasize him looking like this. https://t.co/TZTRzdFIof
Retweeted by CherylHeutonIf you took away Donald Trump’s phone, TV, and golf clubs, he would literally have nothing to do. What a busy president.
Retweeted by CherylHeuton @bethshax I know some — and they don’t tend to be the better writers. @CIS_org @NPR @1a We’re done coddling racists.CNN - "New York Times: Internal CDC documents warn full reopening of schools is 'highest risk' for coronavirus sp… https://t.co/JBuJ51MffK
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7/12
2020

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