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Restaurant, snark, & craft beer enthusiast. Blackhawks fan. Feminist. No woo, no memes‽

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Joined Twitter 6/21/08


@chipotleajr Ahright ahright ahright
10/24
2020
@itsmecatpea Ooo, I can answer this: no. I'm sad about it. @howdymarisa we always knew it was haunted @anamariecox Why do you always check the food bowl BEFORE coming to say hi to me??? WHY????And everywhere else, too. #goodboi https://t.co/VIWIfDVioL @chicchaos That's happened to me. If your battery is depleted, it might.
10/23
2020
@ericvdunn Red delicious apples @paigeworthy I turned off alerts for all social media on my phone. That helped a lot. @leyla_a What's the ransom?
10/22
2020
@TheCut @SociaLife_Chi Wonder what the genesis of this conflict was...
10/21
2020
@armano Some rag referred to it as a "News Flesh" and I think that's noteworthy
10/20
2020
What Zoom meeting has ever been that hot? Ever? @ryanmer Free range squirrel @ryanmer Before I play my hand, what does compensation look like? @DLTratensek Ah man, domain names are like "name your dream band." You start down that rabbit hole and you never ge… https://t.co/UjhQr1xwTV @DLTratensek I have the same problem. 10+ years of content. Just seems simpler to start fresh. @CHGOFoodScene Homemade cinnamon-raisin with cream cheese. Not bad for a newb. @Mario_Tirabassi I'm going to miss "a SHAAAAAUGHT!" @Karnythia Same. @nypostsports Doc deserves his retirement! All the best.Mike 'Doc' Emrick retiring from legendary NHL broadcasting career https://t.co/uBGlJLTkHF https://t.co/ksIMkpHErq
Retweeted by Screaming Inside My Heart @CHGOFoodScene BagelsAlso, I'm having bagels for dinnerBagel quest: tried different yeast, added cinnamon and raisins, & got a much better result. Overall flavor was a li… https://t.co/ir05wQGs7Z
10/19
2020
@LaPergs @kdc You make a fine point @kdc Hemmingway's favorite absinthe drink was Death in the Afternoon. You be the judge... @rcote75 Butternut squash @edjohnson7 @rashonts Seriously. I make lasagna for t-day @mckra1g with powdered sugar sprinkled on top. Hey, it was that one time & it wasn't bad
10/18
2020
@mckra1g These are only good fried @krissygotbandz Got lost on epi 7 with the space tripping theme & gave up @SoxMach_pnoles Outlaw country? @The_Lambert bunnies carrying stuff aroundStuff the bunny has dropped: 🦴🦐🎵🥝📷🌹🚲🎈📱💰💄🏆(I don't care what the bunny is holding)
10/17
2020
Almost went for the trifecta -- scheduling a dentist appointment. But why push it? @cprwarner I generally turn my mailing ballot around the same day, this time especially. There was no doubt about how I was voting. @PukeLeters I did, merci boocoup @PukeLeters boo squared @PukeLeters booGot a flu shot & voted on the same day. Take that, world. @CheerTheAnthem This is athleisure @cheesewz As a former mac tech, can verify this is what we all used to do #snark @chowbelle I'm in a Picard "damage report" mindset most of the time
10/16
2020
Bagel update: didn't get a good rise, so they came out small and dense and a little doughy. Taste okay. Think the y… https://t.co/7iCQKcqyXJ @aschie30 SERIOUSLY. There are waaaaaay too many people over 70yo shaping our politics. @webology Nope. And I'd been looking for weeks, used, too. Maybe see if there's a Play it Again Sports in your are… https://t.co/uXPatxPa2b @webology Bought a rowing machine last week and weights. Guess I'm committed to the home gym route now.
10/15
2020
@flourgrrrl No wait, I also have corn syrup @flourgrrrl No, that's probably the closest thing I've got on handJust realized I don't have barley malt syrup for the bagel project. Can I sub maple syrup? @WineHarlots @KellyAuCoin77 Pensive Cheese @platypusmanatee Ain't going to lie. The shaping phase made me feel a little dirty. And now we wait. https://t.co/vvcJsU78VX @jharbs I'll only follow recipes that outline crucial steps. :D @Megs1216 @BraveTart @seriouseats Right. I shoulda started with Stella!Have entered the "homemade bagel" phase of quarantine baking. Any advice to give before I commit to a recipe?
10/14
2020
@jennypfafflin That place is the indie wallet-equivalent of Target, for me. I can't go in without spending $So who's selling the Halloween-themed face masks for adults? Whatcha got? @SnarkySparkly Spotted Oreo Jello mix in the grocery store yesterday. Kicking myself for not getting it.
10/12
2020
@LaCharles88 Try to remember why I walked into the kitchen
10/10
2020
@cheesewz I'm currently reading a book about the 14th century. Things have NOT CHANGED at all. Not even a little bit. @cheesewz "Only the landed wealthy should vote" is the barely hidden foundation of our government. Unfortunately.
10/7
2020
Oh, what now??? @ChefTsonton This happened to me when I was buying gas & had to go in. I pulled my shirt up over my noseSelfish idiot.
10/6
2020
@SeanDFrancis I mostly remember the polar setting & the Quaker Oats guy. It's been a while. @armano I think companies equate older with more expensive and no amount of culture is going to overcome that. @cinnachick Draw something instead @SeanDFrancis Wasn't that the plot of The Thing? @melissavandew Dill with chunks of spam. Dilly spam.Am I alone in thinking fresh sage smells like B.O.? Why did I plant this stuff??? @brazenhussyrant I used to hold a peep diorama contest every year for friends. The winner would get a basket of goo… https://t.co/t1eafLTJG8
10/5
2020
Don't be hating on candy corn. Just walk away... @mckra1g GASP @revoltandestroy February @ThatEricAlper I can recite what captcha stands for @SUEtheTrex FroggerTwo people stress baking in a household of two is too many baked goods. For two. @RandomArchivist Me, too! I'm sure covid-anxiety is a contributing factor. I'm going to binge Diet Coke and dig into my library loans. @LocalFamily "Milk, butter, eggs..." @JentoInfinity Blade Runner 2049
10/4
2020
Watching the newest season of the Great British Baking Show for my favorite "show in a show," spotting people walki… https://t.co/rxlzcJ4sly
10/3
2020
Idiot.
10/2
2020
@JoelGratcyk Counting Bodies like Sheep - A Perfect Circle
10/1
2020
@chenetlarose Yep. @chenetlarose And my job was in web, not finances! They didn't want even a hint of financial fraud. Hits hard, man. @CreativCulinary Sometimes an inane distraction is what everyone needs. @chenetlarose I had to disclose my finances to get my former government job. A good credit score was a prerequisite.
9/28
2020
@NHLSeattle_ Wildly appreciate a Neverending Story musical snippet @kdc I had a heavy investment in chicken wire because of squirrels. Damned squirrels.
9/27
2020
@Booraven22 We're also running an in-house apple dessert challenge. Fritters, apple crisp, and hand pies have all b… https://t.co/2InZdpaZ5q @KrisColvin I'm sure it's customized for each hulu user, not saying they're blasting it to everyone. Still hate it. @KrisColvin Up there on my tv, the email address I used for hulu and a qr code. @Booraven22 Try envy apples when you get a chanceWalmart is running an ad that shows my email address via hulu. I hate this so hard.
9/26
2020
@tweet2gore Mine ruined The Usual Suspects AND, somehow, E.T. @LizzyLaurie Feh, I've faced my inner Mrs. Bennet. She made it to the end with three daughters married. @brazenhussyrant No. I'm bone-deep angry.
9/25
2020
@mattlindner Elope.
9/24
2020
@kay_Curiouser Had no idea bumble bee brands would be aerodynamic like that
9/23
2020

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