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VT Aero 2023 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Be gay do crime Will fight a homophobe $Chipnanimus https://t.co/6NQBRzvsde

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How I Scammed A Scammer Part 1: Ok so boom. This guy (we’ll call him Henry) reached out to me saying he was sell… https://t.co/cKozdYpU6h
Retweeted by НикитаDevs watching QA test the product https://t.co/uuLTButB3x
Retweeted by НикитаLet me rephrase; don't add me to group chats where you post a dude fucking a dead animal. If you wanna talk that's fine
Retweeted by Никитаpeople will really put bernie anywhere but the white house
Retweeted by НикитаBro now I want good grapes https://t.co/w1VuNUpPurphallic design is dead. long live hole. https://t.co/BNECnkVC78
Retweeted by НикитаYou know technically Paul Bettany has had the longest running MCU career so far bc he was in the first Iron Man as… https://t.co/ijtCNVUPXl
Retweeted by Никитаi have two brain cells left & it’s these mfs https://t.co/h4GEtMOClg
Retweeted by Никитаi’m dropping out and moving here https://t.co/e35fVgtgc4
Retweeted by НикитаThis cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good. https://t.co/eHGwFX7e1U
Retweeted by НикитаKurapika's Nen instructor is so fine 💜🖤 https://t.co/5y1Xj6QMaI
Retweeted by Никитаhttps://t.co/QjhXQ8PzZMI understand the need to maintain parking lot upkeep and pay off the price of garages and lots, but these are not g… https://t.co/ay4W0wPD9n
Retweeted by Никитаhaving been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express hi… https://t.co/UBYicr8uxW
Retweeted by Никита @self_tytled @socc3rgur1ie @Angelcake404 @punzotwt @craftyfranta @childishderpino OF COURSEPresident Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When @ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we… https://t.co/d1Qdqa1Eqo
Retweeted by НикитаThems shit's are invincible https://t.co/jbcAksCmmPUpdate The roasted garlic and parmesan pringles aren't very good“if youre neurotypical... youre in the wrong chat”
Retweeted by НикитаVT making me change my password yearly is so unbelievably annoying let me suffer the consequences of my own actions please
Retweeted by Никитаwhen a professor emails you about an assignment that you didn’t do https://t.co/FZfnStyXX2
Retweeted by НикитаLol niggas ain’t seen Polio in 60 years and really got the nerve to ask if vaccines really work
Retweeted by НикитаBro I need a vacuumits a routine I WANT BACK https://t.co/aWjP46S4wR
Retweeted by Никита @marcuslewis23 New year is my guess. It's the reason I'm going lol @marcuslewis23 Ty for the reminder to start registering for next week though @marcuslewis23 You gotta register days in advance it sucksBro why does McComas not have any open slots until Saturday🙃
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Update I desperately want a cricuthttps://t.co/M5BisLJxIEJoaquin Phoenix should make a brand of Quinoa. Call it "Quinoa Joaquin"
Retweeted by НикитаOh the wonderous things I can achieve when I'm given a cricut https://t.co/aQhZwtZCF3My mom made a meme @chipnanimus Exactly like just cut all the expenses then there is no need to have funds to function
Retweeted by НикитаThis is a problem that has created itself. If we don't charge for parking, and get rid of the parking department, w… https://t.co/lljWTvFoVGHear me out. Instead of charging for parking, which requires enforcers (who you have to pay), people to sell passes… https://t.co/EXXTBBY6f9"elect biden & push him from day one!! *biden is elected, ppl start pushing* "duude calm down, it's his first day.."
Retweeted by НикитаRichmond has some of the best public art. https://t.co/vWy3ccnSnt
Retweeted by Никита @JakeRussell28 And expensive. You're corrector instead of creating an app to enforce payments ... hear me out ... let Parking be Free ✨💫 https://t.co/2f7Uk2Nn2A
Retweeted by Никитаtuition should include textbooks & access codes because having to pay extra for REQUIRED materials is ridiculous
Retweeted by Никита @JakeRussell28 This year it's bs that there's no free parking or at the very least relaxed enforcement/hours becaus… https://t.co/9ot0LV96w8this still haunts me https://t.co/WHLEciz0H9
Retweeted by НикитаNo ❤️ https://t.co/ZGqnBYNsKDToday is the 2nd day that Biden has not legalized cannabis and expunged all non-violent offenses.
Retweeted by Никита @Axshanlol Oooh okay I'll check it outhistoric https://t.co/IEZejt5KKj
Retweeted by Никита @alirichthem Pop Six Squish Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doc… https://t.co/CI5foEELno
Retweeted by Никитаi am once again asking if he had it comin’ https://t.co/DSKEuWJmGQ
Retweeted by НикитаDonald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day… https://t.co/Wa68GYmp0p
Retweeted by НикитаI got ASS @socc3rgur1ie You got nugs in the fridge!Y'all going to the gym is SO HARD when you don't know what you're doing but you wanna do something other than cardioToxic masculinity sucks btw get the idea of what a man should do out of your headSo happy that USA has finally rejoined the Pittsburgh Agreement. Welcome back!
Retweeted by НикитаDamnit I've gotta return these and go a size down 😭I'm wearing yoga pants but it's cold out so now I understand the whole beauty is pain thingIt's snowing! @frickyeahitsash My dumbass saw "ship dynamics" and immediately thought about the homework that I have to doObama’s throw on a nice fit and ya’ll forget the war crimes...every...time https://t.co/gnFzONaQJN
Retweeted by Никита @tedcruz Haha get fucked fascist. Go encourage a white supremacist insurrection again you fucking clown.
Retweeted by НикитаI'm glad we all agree that poetry was the best part of Inauguration, now please fund the humanities.
Retweeted by Никитаneurodivergent culture is thinking “was that normal?” every time you finish speaking
Retweeted by НикитаToday is the 1st day that Biden has chosen not to guarantee healthcare for all.
Retweeted by Никита[Biden finds left behind Barron Trump wandering the White House halls] Hey man
Retweeted by Никитаbeing glad that biden is replacing tr*mp as president and making sure not to idolize him are two things that can and should coexist
Retweeted by Никитаheres what biden did on his first day in office :
Retweeted by НикитаToday is the 1st day that Biden has chosen not to cancel all student debt.
Retweeted by Никита!!!! https://t.co/Ap88G1c136
Retweeted by Никита- hospitals csn no longer refuse to service lgbtq+ - trans students can now use the correct locker room + bathroom… https://t.co/pcXHUhoJFS
Retweeted by Никитаhttps://t.co/GtxoIBLMTNkamala harris made history today being sworn in as the first woman who owes me $2000
Retweeted by НикитаWhat if I'm living in a "The Truman Show" situation and they made the movie "The Truman Show" to throw me off the scentKamala Harris https://t.co/WXLoIccApQ
Retweeted by Никитаi want ice cream
Retweeted by Никита @crixare4kids Ohhh okay
1/21
2021
@crixare4kids I think it's important to note that the blame should be placed on insurance providers who will only c… https://t.co/PDFsAMxbj5if bernie won then phoebe bridgers and vampire weekend would be playing rn
Retweeted by НикитаThis is it, this is the worst tweet I’ve seen so far https://t.co/fKT4HXmfQB
Retweeted by НикитаPatiently awaiting new music like... the icon @SenSanders https://t.co/1v7gkY7XXg
Retweeted by НикитаBarron walking downstairs for breakfast https://t.co/FLXQoKK6GV
Retweeted by НикитаBREAKING : blonde woman, identified as Leslie Knope, faints at joe bidens inauguration https://t.co/8n1IpfSWjB
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Retweeted by НикитаEvery time I put in my contacts I get mad that I can’t see like this without them
Retweeted by НикитаIt's pretty disgusting that Trump is the first president in over 150 years to not attend the inauguration of his su… https://t.co/qPLYPII0Bo
Retweeted by Никита @CiaraW210 Gm Trump is gone Biden has been inaugurated“This could’ve been an email” https://t.co/kn68z6eDhY
Retweeted by Никита @dinoneiI You got this!!Catch me working 9 to 5 uniting white supremacists with their local cemeteries https://t.co/DD4k7MXTcy
Retweeted by НикитаDolly would've been perfect but they got a guy named Garth to sing Amazing Grace. Tragic.
Retweeted by НикитаDonald J. Trump is officially a private citizen. He is now vulnerable to criminal prosecution.
Retweeted by Никитаit’s actually wild to be living in “the best country in the world” and simultaneously be thinking “i hope the presi… https://t.co/rQDw7kjMrq
Retweeted by Никитаplease remember Biden has a speech impediment today & to not make fun of his slip ups.
Retweeted by НикитаI gotta go to class in 9 minutes 😭Al Gore is unable to attend the inauguration as he is still trapped in the Moon prison he was banished to by the Su… https://t.co/hTbe5O3Pkb
Retweeted by НикитаThis is now a Bernard Sanders’ Mittens Fan Club
Retweeted by НикитаDear Joe https://t.co/TMrbhe26HC https://t.co/9am6jqxYmcthis mf panders so much to the republicans bro they hate you sweaty stop it that’s embarrassing
Retweeted by НикитаJoe's little hair wisps are holding on for dear life
Retweeted by НикитаI don’t take much solace seeing Biden get inaugurated. It feels like we’re waking up from a nightmare just to face… https://t.co/yHcSoi4Tac
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