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Chip Clark @Chipotle The Whale's V

They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson

1,073 Following   788 Followers   2,989 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/11/07


@roddreher Hey Rod, does this apply to African-American teenagers?
9/17
2018
Yikes! Thanks for the feedback. I'll try do better next time. https://t.co/s9ocmu9se9 @BenSasse Wait, what?? Ryan and Pence have been pillars of American conservatism for more than a decade and if the… https://t.co/ZEpvJ4g783
9/15
2018
@JimTrotter_NFL Tax payers should never pay for public facilities for billionaires
9/10
2018
@JadeBirdMusic @casbahsandiego Need a fish taco recommendation?
9/9
2018
@jbouie Peak tomato season will be over soon, enjoy it while you can. Also, blend a can of chipotles with some hon… https://t.co/y8i4Jet8vsWhy women live longer than men. https://t.co/beIkLFYMbN
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9/8
2018
@mattyglesias Concur, it's someone who works for Mnuchin or Kudlow
9/5
2018
@frankthorp @BenSasse Let's add this to his list of very strong statements which are then followed by zero definitive actions. #butgorsuch
9/3
2018
You're welcome and I'm flattered. https://t.co/tbsdoeo33X
8/30
2018
This escalated quickly https://t.co/DOxyuQFn91
8/23
2018
@nancook I was going to predict it would be NK or Mollie Tibbetts related, but I think they'll go with the hurricane approaching Hawaii
8/22
2018
Seamless correlation https://t.co/oTaGfIVcyz
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8/21
2018
@fivefifths Ultimate sandwich/burger spread 1) Blend a can of chipotles with a little lime juice and honey 2) store… https://t.co/K95CTlNmSz
8/15
2018
Practice, practice, practice https://t.co/r1knCJxf58
8/14
2018
I'm really hungry, can you bring an extra bologna sandwich and some crispy Chips Ahoy cookies? https://t.co/OOaeJ3L4nb
8/13
2018
@brandicarlile Hand raised
8/11
2018
@joshtpm We use this one https://t.co/I3XLQK6VEj @Steven_Hyden @CeleRockPod Yep, enjoyed the sleeper pod as well - the Liza Anne record has been in heavy rotation this week.
8/8
2018
@Steven_Hyden Have you seen a Brandi Carlile live show? It's not their bread and butter, but they are an excellen… https://t.co/ZFjGsmvbQ8 @kenjilopezalt San Diego
8/7
2018
@TSistersmusic Hey T Sisters, you should so this https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @mglaspy You should do this https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu
8/6
2018
@Scaramucci Profile in courage @kashanacauley Good to know. I thought it was stored in the colon.
8/5
2018
To all of the haters that said this day would never come https://t.co/BbJ45MZ4Fw
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8/4
2018
I ask myself this question daily. https://t.co/9HLqMMmrr2No coupons required - all my lame dad jokes will continue to be free. https://t.co/dF9qApugGF
8/3
2018
@TheWildReeds Hey Wild Reeds, you should do this... https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @kuinkatheband Hey Kuinka, you should do this...https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @JonahNRO Planet of the Apes
8/2
2018
@ArianaMarie_25 My apologies. Clearly my offer of cupcakes was misguided.
8/1
2018
Crap! The guac I made this morning is already brown. I'm screwed. https://t.co/MBJPiAbb5vI guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I would maintain that I've been Chipotle for a long time, my burritos are… https://t.co/N97vo3k8RGYes. Yes I can. I have absolutely no problems with big islands, in fact Sri Lanka is a very good friend of mine. https://t.co/pMDcotGCpwI gotta admit my balloon animal are phenomenal. https://t.co/lNYTuhccUn
7/30
2018
Cool, I'll put on a pot of coffee and get some scones. https://t.co/AZeyctZgfW
7/29
2018
@DarrellIssa I gotta say that I'm starting to be impressed by the amount of pandering DI is willing to do to get a FOX News gig.Today I'm running at 1.3 to 1, so you're probably good to go. https://t.co/YNCl6haNv7Line forms to the left https://t.co/CzM032w7qX
7/28
2018
@jacobsoboroff @ACLU Need a dinner recommendation?
7/27
2018
Valle de Guadalupe is awesome! Lots of info here: https://t.co/i7682paGLy
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7/26
2018
@mattyglesias .88*28=24.6%
7/25
2018
@davehyndman @brandicarlile Strongly agree.
7/23
2018
New restaurant coming to @VinosRondo https://t.co/i7682paGLy
Retweeted by Chip Clark @gavinpurcell The African Queen, Okja, Moon, Jiro Dreams of Sushi...I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA https://t.co/6Nb2cQVU32
Retweeted by Chip ClarkEndorse https://t.co/bZXoAE02tX
7/21
2018
I prefer El Jefe, but whatever... https://t.co/ZkTEht0z7V @DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Dude, you quit no need to pander anymore.Now?? I have also delivered! https://t.co/f3Fp5S99F3
7/19
2018
@kdrum The convention itself is sold out, but downtown will be awash in people in costume. Lots of photo possibilit… https://t.co/wK89AOJo2V @DarrellIssa @BellhopsMoving Better solution: provide public transportation
7/18
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Hey DI, you quit and will be a civilian in a couple months. You don't need to pander any more.
7/17
2018
@EWErickson https://t.co/D6XJTi3xhO
7/16
2018
Please be patient, demand for @chipotle is at an all time high. https://t.co/OkwDTALUdt
7/13
2018
Hey @TheOtherMunira you might be surprised, but I'm really... Shit, who am I kidding. You're absolutely right. I… https://t.co/DYLgiX7BSl @DarrellIssa @HouseForeign @realDonaldTrump Hey DI, here's a tip. If you want a gig at FOX News, you need to add… https://t.co/lbPIElLRFX
7/12
2018
Practice practice practice https://t.co/m9a2YGBseL
7/9
2018
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the… https://t.co/pPWIRo39CQ
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7/6
2018
Here in the land of Chiptopia loyalty will be rewarded and the punishment delivered to our enemies will be extreme!! https://t.co/eBOiTq4WKS
6/29
2018
@boxrZhu @ChipotleTweets @ChipotleUK @chipotleeffect @ChipotleFilms Not an expert, but I think it's a bowlito
6/26
2018
@tripgabriel Fears of trade war? I think that ship has sailed.
6/25
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Hey @DarrellIssa, let Mueller do his work. Better yet, support it.
6/20
2018
@SenatorTimScott For those that do not speak Senatese let me translate: It's not my fault. We should do something.… https://t.co/1TZVzGzXUb @DarrellIssa C'mon DI, if you really want a FOX News gig you're going to need a, "Those aren't cages they're cool c… https://t.co/ubxg8oZqES
6/19
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Attn. FOX News: Here's my audition reel. @liamstack Dude, it's called June Gloom.
6/15
2018
@andygreenwald Valle de Guadalupe?
6/12
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Oh, I get it now... You want to be on FOX News after you retire.Hey humans, more of this https://t.co/jEwP5mJkiT
6/11
2018
@PatrickRuffini NR = Baja PU = Houston
6/10
2018
@BenSasse Quick question. Do you support agricultural subsidies?
6/9
2018
Yep https://t.co/sAmMagZerj
6/8
2018
Thanks, but I must give most the credit to my new life coaches, Snoop and Willie. https://t.co/7SDmPqxIaH
6/6
2018
@BrittMcHenry @Arbys Sorry @BrittMcHenry the answer is still no.
6/5
2018
@ddayen Dude, we're a huge state with lots of mail-in ballots. Relax.Up is down, war is peace, fact is fiction... https://t.co/heSAt26qug @EWErickson Are you saying the Supreme Court ruled narrowly for the plaintiff?
6/4
2018
@KenTremendous Nutflix
5/29
2018
@benshapiro Evidently @benshapiro is experiencing Notification Numberitis.
5/24
2018
As always, satisfaction is guaranteed. https://t.co/D34G5mzgwq
5/22
2018
False! It is accepted fact that I am a deliverer. https://t.co/Zm93ZdEMSu
5/18
2018
@PatrickRuffini 3) special glasses that block all examples of racism
5/9
2018
@JPosnanski See Don SuttonA very common reaction. https://t.co/kNFtMi92Br
5/8
2018
@JadeBirdMusic San Diego!! Was it our beaches? Fish tacos?
5/7
2018
At the risk of being politically correct, the preferred term is 'precise-challenged guy'. https://t.co/HSb2o6r2f5Yikes!! I guess I better clean up this dump. https://t.co/7iAnoAYtfkCongratulations, although it's not really a huge accomplishment - I am after all a simpleton https://t.co/nqhfQ5obcv
5/4
2018
@JadeBirdMusic San Diego has some nice beaches
5/3
2018
Unfortunately, you missed today's availability, but you'll be first in line for tomorrow https://t.co/P1s6jXLBxL
4/30
2018
the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body… https://t.co/EXcMlBqVjJ
Retweeted by Chip ClarkDammit! You're right, I forgot to put the toilet seat down, again. I am so sorry and will try to do better. https://t.co/vgIfDSzUzF
4/27
2018
@ilovelucius Try ExpressVPN @ilovelucius Which VPN are you using?
4/26
2018
News and Info about Mexico's premier wine region, Valle de Guadalupe. https://t.co/i7682paGLy
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4/25
2018
Search me. I spent the last 10 years watching Law and order reruns. https://t.co/ct6k3vxboO
4/24
2018
Fact check: probably true https://t.co/dodPFWca9O
4/23
2018
@ryleywalker @SodaBarSD So, I would avoid shrimp tacos (probably not fresh). My recommendation would be to go to C… https://t.co/NXP0iGlVJt
4/16
2018

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