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Chip Clark @Chipotle The Whale's V

They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson

1,042 Following   806 Followers   2,938 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/11/07


@EWErickson https://t.co/D6XJTi3xhO
7/16
2018
Please be patient, demand for @chipotle is at an all time high. https://t.co/OkwDTALUdt
7/13
2018
Hey @TheOtherMunira you might be surprised, but I'm really... Shit, who am I kidding. You're absolutely right. I… https://t.co/DYLgiX7BSl @DarrellIssa @HouseForeign @realDonaldTrump Hey DI, here's a tip. If you want a gig at FOX News, you need to add… https://t.co/lbPIElLRFX
7/12
2018
Practice practice practice https://t.co/m9a2YGBseL
7/9
2018
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the… https://t.co/pPWIRo39CQ
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7/6
2018
Here in the land of Chiptopia loyalty will be rewarded and the punishment delivered to our enemies will be extreme!! https://t.co/eBOiTq4WKS
6/29
2018
@boxrZhu @ChipotleTweets @ChipotleUK @chipotleeffect @ChipotleFilms Not an expert, but I think it's a bowlito
6/26
2018
@tripgabriel Fears of trade war? I think that ship has sailed.
6/25
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Hey @DarrellIssa, let Mueller do his work. Better yet, support it.
6/20
2018
@SenatorTimScott For those that do not speak Senatese let me translate: It's not my fault. We should do something.… https://t.co/1TZVzGzXUb @DarrellIssa C'mon DI, if you really want a FOX News gig you're going to need a, "Those aren't cages they're cool c… https://t.co/ubxg8oZqES
6/19
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Attn. FOX News: Here's my audition reel. @liamstack Dude, it's called June Gloom.
6/15
2018
@andygreenwald Valle de Guadalupe?
6/12
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Oh, I get it now... You want to be on FOX News after you retire.Hey humans, more of this https://t.co/jEwP5mJkiT
6/11
2018
@PatrickRuffini NR = Baja PU = Houston
6/10
2018
@BenSasse Quick question. Do you support agricultural subsidies?
6/9
2018
Yep https://t.co/sAmMagZerj
6/8
2018
Thanks, but I must give most the credit to my new life coaches, Snoop and Willie. https://t.co/7SDmPqxIaH
6/6
2018
@BrittMcHenry @Arbys Sorry @BrittMcHenry the answer is still no.
6/5
2018
@ddayen Dude, we're a huge state with lots of mail-in ballots. Relax.Up is down, war is peace, fact is fiction... https://t.co/heSAt26qug @EWErickson Are you saying the Supreme Court ruled narrowly for the plaintiff?
6/4
2018
@KenTremendous Nutflix
5/29
2018
@benshapiro Evidently @benshapiro is experiencing Notification Numberitis.
5/24
2018
As always, satisfaction is guaranteed. https://t.co/D34G5mzgwq
5/22
2018
False! It is accepted fact that I am a deliverer. https://t.co/Zm93ZdEMSu
5/18
2018
@PatrickRuffini 3) special glasses that block all examples of racism
5/9
2018
@JPosnanski See Don SuttonA very common reaction. https://t.co/kNFtMi92Br
5/8
2018
@JadeBirdMusic San Diego!! Was it our beaches? Fish tacos?
5/7
2018
At the risk of being politically correct, the preferred term is 'precise-challenged guy'. https://t.co/HSb2o6r2f5Yikes!! I guess I better clean up this dump. https://t.co/7iAnoAYtfkCongratulations, although it's not really a huge accomplishment - I am after all a simpleton https://t.co/nqhfQ5obcv
5/4
2018
@JadeBirdMusic San Diego has some nice beaches
5/3
2018
Unfortunately, you missed today's availability, but you'll be first in line for tomorrow https://t.co/P1s6jXLBxL
4/30
2018
the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body… https://t.co/EXcMlBqVjJ
Retweeted by Chip ClarkDammit! You're right, I forgot to put the toilet seat down, again. I am so sorry and will try to do better. https://t.co/vgIfDSzUzF
4/27
2018
@ilovelucius Try ExpressVPN @ilovelucius Which VPN are you using?
4/26
2018
News and Info about Mexico's premier wine region, Valle de Guadalupe. https://t.co/i7682paGLy
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4/25
2018
Search me. I spent the last 10 years watching Law and order reruns. https://t.co/ct6k3vxboO
4/24
2018
Fact check: probably true https://t.co/dodPFWca9O
4/23
2018
@ryleywalker @SodaBarSD So, I would avoid shrimp tacos (probably not fresh). My recommendation would be to go to C… https://t.co/NXP0iGlVJt
4/16
2018
@EWErickson Wait, what?? I thought you quit Twitter. I guess your need for clicks is overpowering.
3/30
2018
@HeerJeet If my kids are any indication (early thirties) Facebook is in trouble. They abandoned it years ago. They… https://t.co/SlFhqtRngp
3/18
2018
Today I saw a Honda Odyssey with ILIAD on the license plate. It made my day.
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3/16
2018
@TPCarney #2 if being born poor = bad luckEt tu... https://t.co/QRDwvJ1EHg
3/15
2018
No comment https://t.co/6uToxiEzpO
3/7
2018
@enosarris @FieldworkBrewCo Exactly, I picked it off the board primarily based on its 5% APV (it was lunchtime) and… https://t.co/qUuJVVxToV
3/1
2018
@enosarris @FieldworkBrewCo I had a pint at Bottlecraft this week - I think you're right.
2/28
2018
Understandable, but "the girl" happens to be my wife. https://t.co/geIyonlZDs
2/23
2018
@Maddie_Gardner @TimBuckleyWX While most will disagree. The answer is yes, I am a thing!
2/20
2018
I was hiding in a closet for 2 hours. It was about guns. You weren't there, you don't know how it felt. Guns give t… https://t.co/hU0f5lYUlf
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2/15
2018
@jpodhoretz It's a bot call. It generates a list of phone numbers that are answered. The list is then sold.
2/13
2018
@Steven_Hyden I'm checking Craig's List right now - looking for a VW van.
1/28
2018
@jpodhoretz I went in thinking I would like it - left saying I was done with the franchise.
1/24
2018
Hello Ava, I love pizza! https://t.co/xqyyNYaBYU
1/22
2018
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Retweeted by Chip Clark @fordm Obstruction of justice
1/16
2018
@SenTomCotton @sendavidperdue Profiles in Cowardice @brianstelter @ReliableSources Panel discussion about the winners and losers of the Fake News AwardsThis https://t.co/clY2jkgcQ8
1/13
2018
FWIW, Shithole Country is the name of my favorite Spotify playlist
1/11
2018
@washingtonpost DI has been working overtime in attempt to re-brand himself as a bi-partisan problem solver. The po… https://t.co/Qv4a9IUisA
1/10
2018
@ByronYork Not an apology, but he cracked like an egg.
1/7
2018
Scored backstage laminates! https://t.co/MjsCoMm7Gohttps://t.co/0FkcYGAo5QHey humans, more of this please. https://t.co/egB7W9pf0a
1/6
2018
@Steven_Hyden Do you think a rock band can now rise in popularity to a level that they will play arenas? If so whic… https://t.co/uEyyNFPs5O
1/3
2017
Another juggler gives up on his dreams... https://t.co/FXv5YWQQra
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12/31
2017
@DarrellIssa @RepScottPeters After years of bashing Democrats, Mr. Issa is now praising them. I'm sure the 2018 el… https://t.co/dWSPB0b0Tj
12/30
2017
@OliviaMesser When given the choice of go big or go home - I always go home.
12/28
2017
@HokieHarlan Very close, but west coast bias and a pretty big price differential tilted the scales towards In-n-Out.
12/25
2017
Feast of the seven burgers! East vs West. In-n-Out vs Shack Shack. https://t.co/750KfmGpDa
12/24
2017
@SenatorTimScott Pass
12/20
2017

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