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Chip Clark @Chipotle The Whale's V

They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson

1,140 Following   829 Followers   3,016 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/11/07


@SEMcBain @liamstack Word of advice - Buy another one and hide it. If Shayspar is ever lost you'll be glad you did.We take this request very seriously and will do everything in our power to talk about sending you one. https://t.co/ZA29goTcnO
Retweeted by Chip ClarkFran Belibi from @RegisJesuitHS THREW IT DOWN tonight. I've covered a lot of high school basketball, and I've never… https://t.co/z2Udzx7fld
Retweeted by Chip ClarkThanks, but I'm pretty sure I'm ranked somewhere below the Grand Canyon, puppies and flannel pajamas. https://t.co/h3JaVYx3VW
12/13
2018
@kenjilopezalt Delicious Zone (DZ)
12/6
2018
@EliStokols @ec_schneider Darrell Issa did saw it.
12/1
2018
@arothmanhistory I started out as a history major, I switched when I realized there was no future in it.
11/30
2018
@JPosnanski @KenTremendous In the National Clone League who wins the championship? 9 Mike Trouts? 9 Jacob deGroms? or ???
11/29
2018
The guy sitting next to me on this flight Will. Not. Shut. Up. I’m starting to regret marrying him.
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11/27
2018
@Lonestarmomcom @rob2905 @espyforsenate Close if you ignore the 16% of the vote that the other Republican in the race received.
11/24
2018
@JasontheScott @bsidesbadlands "Dying Star" Ruston Kelly Songs "Slow Burn" Kacey Musgraves; "The Joke" - Brandi Ca… https://t.co/FRcrR3lbY9
11/21
2018
Hey @MoniqueOMadan, I just wanted to pop in and remind everybody that I'm just a dude sitting on a couch. If I hav… https://t.co/GE2MlZvXoa
11/19
2018
@foxxinsox Nope, I enjoy the attention.
11/18
2018
Just checked to see why my "mentions" are blowing up. Whoa... If someone is keeping track, please put my name on t… https://t.co/Y2VuVaD8mz @BrockCline11 I love beer @BrockCline11
11/17
2018
@ruhlman Bummer @ruhlman @sdbayfest Well, the weather is perfect, the beer is great, and the restaurant scene has improved immensel… https://t.co/YwGBlHDu7K @JonahNRO The correct answer is Kingpin.Any constructive criticism?? https://t.co/ly5qR74qs3
11/15
2018
Looks like my secret (I'm a pool shark) has been revealed. https://t.co/amiIPa4uv3Sorry, past my bedtime. https://t.co/v8diFh2Ego
11/14
2018
Cool, I'll bring Settlers of Catan and a pizza. https://t.co/A3W1tONuhr @elisefoley Friday Night Lights, Billions
11/13
2018
@NRO @JayCostTWS In Mississippi's case, maybe not a great outcome.
11/12
2018
Went to see A Star Is Born last night - I want to live in a world where @hayescarll is a mega star.
11/11
2018
Is there some technological way for @twitter to adjust my feed so that I can get old tweets mixed in with new ones… https://t.co/WKHKwXWtMi
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11/9
2018
@f_emi_nist Emi, your story is easily the most inspirational one I heard today, and I watched this 6 times, https://t.co/IuxPzQn36r
11/6
2018
@JadeBirdMusic Molly Tuttle
10/12
2018
Please take a number https://t.co/mSvfY0CbYF
10/4
2018
Line forms to the left. https://t.co/A8sjAV6w3q
10/2
2018
@annkpowers @brandicarlile I've been telling people this since '06 and they still think I'm talking about the Go-Go's
9/24
2018
@roddreher Hey Rod, does this apply to African-American teenagers?
9/17
2018
Yikes! Thanks for the feedback. I'll try do better next time. https://t.co/s9ocmu9se9 @BenSasse Wait, what?? Ryan and Pence have been pillars of American conservatism for more than a decade and if the… https://t.co/ZEpvJ4g783
9/15
2018
@JimTrotter_NFL Tax payers should never pay for public facilities for billionaires
9/10
2018
@JadeBirdMusic @casbahsandiego Need a fish taco recommendation?
9/9
2018
@jbouie Peak tomato season will be over soon, enjoy it while you can. Also, blend a can of chipotles with some hon… https://t.co/y8i4Jet8vsWhy women live longer than men. https://t.co/beIkLFYMbN
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9/8
2018
@mattyglesias Concur, it's someone who works for Mnuchin or Kudlow
9/5
2018
@frankthorp @BenSasse Let's add this to his list of very strong statements which are then followed by zero definitive actions. #butgorsuch
9/3
2018
You're welcome and I'm flattered. https://t.co/tbsdoeo33X
8/30
2018
This escalated quickly https://t.co/DOxyuQFn91
8/23
2018
@nancook I was going to predict it would be NK or Mollie Tibbetts related, but I think they'll go with the hurricane approaching Hawaii
8/22
2018
Seamless correlation https://t.co/oTaGfIVcyz
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8/21
2018
@fivefifths Ultimate sandwich/burger spread 1) Blend a can of chipotles with a little lime juice and honey 2) store… https://t.co/K95CTlNmSz
8/15
2018
Practice, practice, practice https://t.co/r1knCJxf58
8/14
2018
I'm really hungry, can you bring an extra bologna sandwich and some crispy Chips Ahoy cookies? https://t.co/OOaeJ3L4nb
8/13
2018
@brandicarlile Hand raised
8/11
2018
@joshtpm We use this one https://t.co/I3XLQK6VEj @Steven_Hyden @CeleRockPod Yep, enjoyed the sleeper pod as well - the Liza Anne record has been in heavy rotation this week.
8/8
2018
@Steven_Hyden Have you seen a Brandi Carlile live show? It's not their bread and butter, but they are an excellen… https://t.co/ZFjGsmvbQ8 @kenjilopezalt San Diego
8/7
2018
@TSistersmusic Hey T Sisters, you should so this https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @mglaspy You should do this https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu
8/6
2018
@Scaramucci Profile in courage @kashanacauley Good to know. I thought it was stored in the colon.
8/5
2018
To all of the haters that said this day would never come https://t.co/BbJ45MZ4Fw
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8/4
2018
I ask myself this question daily. https://t.co/9HLqMMmrr2No coupons required - all my lame dad jokes will continue to be free. https://t.co/dF9qApugGF
8/3
2018
@TheWildReeds Hey Wild Reeds, you should do this... https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @kuinkatheband Hey Kuinka, you should do this...https://t.co/6tFO88Eogu @JonahNRO Planet of the Apes
8/2
2018
@ArianaMarie_25 My apologies. Clearly my offer of cupcakes was misguided.
8/1
2018
Crap! The guac I made this morning is already brown. I'm screwed. https://t.co/MBJPiAbb5vI guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I would maintain that I've been Chipotle for a long time, my burritos are… https://t.co/N97vo3k8RGYes. Yes I can. I have absolutely no problems with big islands, in fact Sri Lanka is a very good friend of mine. https://t.co/pMDcotGCpwI gotta admit my balloon animal are phenomenal. https://t.co/lNYTuhccUn
7/30
2018
Cool, I'll put on a pot of coffee and get some scones. https://t.co/AZeyctZgfW
7/29
2018
@DarrellIssa I gotta say that I'm starting to be impressed by the amount of pandering DI is willing to do to get a FOX News gig.Today I'm running at 1.3 to 1, so you're probably good to go. https://t.co/YNCl6haNv7Line forms to the left https://t.co/CzM032w7qX
7/28
2018
@jacobsoboroff @ACLU Need a dinner recommendation?
7/27
2018
Valle de Guadalupe is awesome! Lots of info here: https://t.co/i7682paGLy
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7/26
2018
@mattyglesias .88*28=24.6%
7/25
2018
@davehyndman @brandicarlile Strongly agree.
7/23
2018
New restaurant coming to @VinosRondo https://t.co/i7682paGLy
Retweeted by Chip Clark @gavinpurcell The African Queen, Okja, Moon, Jiro Dreams of Sushi...I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA https://t.co/6Nb2cQVU32
Retweeted by Chip ClarkEndorse https://t.co/bZXoAE02tX
7/21
2018
I prefer El Jefe, but whatever... https://t.co/ZkTEht0z7V @DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Dude, you quit no need to pander anymore.Now?? I have also delivered! https://t.co/f3Fp5S99F3
7/19
2018
@kdrum The convention itself is sold out, but downtown will be awash in people in costume. Lots of photo possibilit… https://t.co/wK89AOJo2V @DarrellIssa @BellhopsMoving Better solution: provide public transportation
7/18
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Hey DI, you quit and will be a civilian in a couple months. You don't need to pander any more.
7/17
2018
@EWErickson https://t.co/D6XJTi3xhO
7/16
2018
Please be patient, demand for @chipotle is at an all time high. https://t.co/OkwDTALUdt
7/13
2018
Hey @TheOtherMunira you might be surprised, but I'm really... Shit, who am I kidding. You're absolutely right. I… https://t.co/DYLgiX7BSl @DarrellIssa @HouseForeign @realDonaldTrump Hey DI, here's a tip. If you want a gig at FOX News, you need to add… https://t.co/lbPIElLRFX
7/12
2018
Practice practice practice https://t.co/m9a2YGBseL
7/9
2018
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the… https://t.co/pPWIRo39CQ
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7/6
2018
Here in the land of Chiptopia loyalty will be rewarded and the punishment delivered to our enemies will be extreme!! https://t.co/eBOiTq4WKS
6/29
2018
@boxrZhu @ChipotleTweets @ChipotleUK @chipotleeffect @ChipotleFilms Not an expert, but I think it's a bowlito
6/26
2018
@tripgabriel Fears of trade war? I think that ship has sailed.
6/25
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Hey @DarrellIssa, let Mueller do his work. Better yet, support it.
6/20
2018
@SenatorTimScott For those that do not speak Senatese let me translate: It's not my fault. We should do something.… https://t.co/1TZVzGzXUb @DarrellIssa C'mon DI, if you really want a FOX News gig you're going to need a, "Those aren't cages they're cool c… https://t.co/ubxg8oZqES
6/19
2018
@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump Attn. FOX News: Here's my audition reel. @liamstack Dude, it's called June Gloom.
6/15
2018
@andygreenwald Valle de Guadalupe?
6/12
2018

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