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Kiki says: Be nice but not too fucking nice. Wild voodoo of the future. #WhiteSox #FuckFaceEnergy #BLM

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@Chisox162 @CheapSeats411 That's my feeling too. @sim54gar @owemyself14 @GoodPoliticGuy I can't eat there anyway. But our system is just rotten. @KeatsDean Good thinking! @brandonbaskin #factsFootball Twitter out in force. Later, my lovelies! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜˜ @ilikefugazi He looks a tad high lol.Say the Sox only sign one more player. What do you want? @sovndgirl That's my hair every day. Mind of its own and very willful. @DumpOnTheUmp @MailmanJack65 I actually don't know how to cook any meat lol. @semiwittybrad @Boudreaulicious Brave man! We match on 3 of those. ๐Ÿ˜‹ @OnmeDrinks @DumpOnTheUmp ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ @DumpOnTheUmp I DID NOT KILL HOFFA. @BDunnChiSox1 @Boudreaulicious @DumpOnTheUmp ๐Ÿ˜‹ @EloyGloves ๐Ÿฅ‚ @BDunnChiSox1 6 things I *haven't* done lol. I'm not admitting what I've done!!! @BDunnChiSox1 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‹ @Robincha @math_tacos Stay safe! @math_tacos ๐Ÿ˜ช @Mybears2 ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ @vinnyc52 Lol! 99th birthday, Betty White! @showtimesamm Hmmm. Maybe I'll look up some recipes! @DaveNorthside ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @KRamos25 Thank you! We walk most nights and it's been so pretty and so relaxing. @vinnyc52 ๐Ÿ‘€ @MailmanJack65 And then what? Feed them to the coyotes? @JoeC2879 Lmao I love it!I bought this wonderful big glass jar of assorted olives at Costco over the holidays. Last week I had a nightmare iโ€ฆ
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Retweeted by ChiSquatch ๐Ÿ‘ฃ @wsxmatt @CheapSeats411 Sorry, a lot of people got it backward! ๐Ÿ˜˜ @JoeC2879 Atomic breath, though! @soxysteelchic14 Right! A window into the future lol. @COOLLANEHERO I fucking love Godzilla!"Coup Klutz Klan" *DEAD* @brandonbaskin @XXLrgPopcorn @soxysteelchic14 could Kong possibly win? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ @soxysteelchic14 ๐Ÿฅ‚ @CheapSeats411 8 you have? It's supposed to be the things you haven't done. @22jiveturkey So totally. ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— @22jiveturkey He's hot but also seems so amazingly nice and kind. @HVMETALCULDESAC I can't imagine I'll ever be in one. @22jiveturkey Josรฉ Abreu! @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue Anechoic and thermal chambers in the day, White Sox at night lol. @LindaPartyof8 @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue Uber nerd! @joeysox1952 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @Chisox4ever Niiiiiice! @HVMETALCULDESAC For fucking real. Those were 2 not on my list. @22jiveturkey Whichever you want! @Darealkgfrfr Lol! @CheapSeats411 Lmaooo @LindaPartyof8 Hell yes! I actually live in NM but we should meet in Chicago! @WeinoChi FUCK NO. But I'm vegetarian so... @LindaPartyof8 @knoxgradtke ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ No whiskey in the house but I have rum...Who's your crush? @ortizgilbert1 Oooooh ... I have a little Cuban rum! @_dbrown_23 ๐Ÿ˜ช It was good! @22jiveturkey Or not! I only regret 1 of mine! @Darrick75677354 ๐Ÿ˜š @dirrty862 Hmmm. I was hoping to not really taste it lol. Is that a good combo? I love mimosas @Darrick75677354 My man! ๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸฅƒClose Twitter. This wins. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ is kind of a classist list now that I look at it again.I have a pint of apple juice I bought for a recipe I never made. What the fuck should I do with it? I'm not going to drink it straight. ๐Ÿคฎ @Retrotvandmovi1 @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue Tech editor/writer in engineering, telemetry, and computer simulations. @ufollow_me_now5 @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue It's why I have my job lol. @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue 1 point for each thing you HAVEN'T done. @Keelin_Billue @KjellRules That too. @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue You read it wrong. @KjellRules @Keelin_Billue How do you know I haven't been? @omar_syrinx2112 @Keelin_Billue ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅ‚ @Keelin_Billue I did a poll once asking if people wore bathing suits in their own pools. A surprising number do. I can't be arsed. @Keelin_Billue Why didn't they include streaking though? Maybe I'll do that again when it's a little warmer. @TRutkay Wait, you're actually a 5? @ortizgilbert1 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰ @Chisox4ever TWINS. ๐Ÿ˜˜ @danielrtripp @Keelin_Billue @Keelin_Billue Yes, I am! @TRutkay ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ I have more trouble behaving myself, apparently. @nancylasocki Gorgeous. I'm barefoot or in flip-flops 99% of the time myself. I mean, fuck it, 5'7" is tall enough.6. No, I won't tell you which 6, you fuckface! @XXLrgPopcorn 6! ๐Ÿ˜ณ @XXLrgPopcorn What a fucking dipshit. @chitowncopr64 It's my super-power.