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@mdevraj @Hackbright @wafflejs @MistyRobotics @AdmireTheMeyer More coming soon! evening really has been so very nice! THANK YOU to @wafflejs, everyone who joined us, and especially toโ€ฆ
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Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€Also LOL @jonkauffman ๐Ÿคฃ encourage you to do your own research, it's a fascinating readily l rabbit hole behind these ads plastered literaโ€ฆ in devrel is all about teaching developers about important and relevant issues and I'm so glad I got to eduโ€ฆ to cross off a bucket list item I've had since I got accepted into @Hackbright in September 2016: โœ”๏ธ Sing at aโ€ฆ @keystonelemur @wafflejs, yes, yes! Baby, it's .. ๐Ÿค– 55ยฐ outside and mostly cloudy. Wanna put on a show yourself? Sing withโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @freshsqueezed @wafflejs @MistyRobotics @ModCloth @BonLook these precious moments with my daughter. They grow up so fast ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” Here she is taking a nap before our perfoโ€ฆโ€™s warming up for tonightโ€™s #WaffleJS #karaoke performance with @gitforked at @somastreatfoodpark โ€” Any guesseโ€ฆ
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@AdmireTheMeyer @MistyRobotics @NASASocial Also explains why I use "dude" so much and have called my dad "Dude" for 20+ years... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ€So fun!! Thanks for visiting the @MSFTReactor Martine! ๐Ÿค– @raeBress @AdmireTheMeyer @MistyRobotics @NASASocial "HE PLAYS HOOPS": @AdmireTheMeyer @MistyRobotics @NASASocial No, this guy!! I thought his name was Robbie, but apparently that's whatโ€ฆ @EmilyKager Omg submit JUST this and ONLY this to @TitleOfConf ๐ŸคฃSo proud to call this future Emmy award winner my friend ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ @EmilyKager @Fly_Norwegian Their customer support is non existent. Truly. Twas a nightmare for me + @tsmith. Hopefuโ€ฆ @Morcante @Microsoft I get to perform with one tonight! ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿค– up to tonight? We're singing and dancing the year away with the WaffleJS crew, robots, and you! There's stiโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @TaelurAlexis @Microsoft R u zure?? ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜… Awwww I didn't know this! ๐ŸฅฐGet you a girl who can do Cole Sprouse better than Cole Sprouse
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€twitter sucks cause you'll say something, and maybe it will blow up, and suddenly everyone is angry at you for notโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @ohhoe @Microsoft @azureadvocates @MSFTBayArea omg @ohhoe @Microsoft @azureadvocates @MSFTBayArea It's my grandma's 1947 SF high school class ring! THE PAST! ๐Ÿ˜…Can't wait to see what 2020 holds! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿš€โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ“Ž thanks to @noopkat, @jenlooper + @ashleymcnamara who helped me grow in so many more ways than they know/I'lโ€ฆ while randomly checking a date in my cal (while simultaneously playing with robots at work ๐Ÿค–) I realized todaโ€ฆ @MylesBorins @tsmith @sf_curran @CursedChildSF @PeachesChrist @JuliusThomasIII SO MAGIC @ohhoe @tsmith @sf_curran @CursedChildSF @PeachesChrist @JuliusThomasIII OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒˆ Was literally JUSTโ€ฆ๐ŸŽฌ plz enjoy this video of me + @tsmith on the @sf_curran @CursedChildSF red carpet in which icons @PeachesChrist +โ€ฆ to run offstage if youโ€™re a man in a musical
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€Friendly reminder for my #ADHD peeps - get your winter tires put on, get your coolant changed if you need to, get aโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @a_demare @PinkRocketship @SWISEofficial"What, like it's hard?" ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™Œ coconut ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ’‹ don't @ me๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท brb gonna train Misty to fetch me baguettes in French ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค– Thanks to everyone who stopped by our @MistyRobotics eโ€ฆ @cotufa82 Oooh @vogueandcode has some great content around this! ๐ŸIT'S TIME! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค– I just want someone to look at me the same way Misty looks at pizza ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ• Still room for more folks thโ€ฆ @lizziepika @StackOverflow @philnash Yaaaaaaas! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ CC @SaraJChipps ๐Ÿ’•Bae caught me sleepin' ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ค Lil power nap before tonights event! Stop by and meet @MistyRobotics at the @MSFTReactorโ€ฆ
Still spots left to join me and all my FRIENDS tonight! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค– Come play with @MistyRobotics tonight at theโ€ฆ @Snubs @CursedChildSF IT IS!! ๐Ÿ˜… Ft. @tsmith getting most of it right ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ @dustyexner Omg this is the second soupgate I have heard about this MONTHPlz come play tonight- I want more robot friends ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿค– @bitandbang @MistyRobotics @NASASocial Come visit the @MSFTReactor tonight! I'll bring him ๐Ÿค– @mattstratton @MistyRobotics @NASASocial It is!!Getting ready for tonight's @MistyRobotics event like ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿš€: foundation in which my 4+ year relationship with @tsmith has been built upon: FRIEND @TaylorImanJones IS SO TALENTED! THIS IS SO WELL DESERVED AND SUCH AN ICONIC SHOW- CONGRATS!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ™Œ @lazerwalker @kurtiskemple @bitandbang @kurtiskemple @bitandbang "content" ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฐ๏ธ I am deceased @kurtiskemple @bitandbang your character...
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€I mean y'all... the cuteness ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค– tonight? ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ There are still spots open for tonight's FREE event with @MistyRobotics at the @MSFTBayAreaโ€ฆ are looking for designers who code to help build a new user experience for computing for @oxidecomputer! Interesโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @SilvestriCodes @KatieFujihara SLAPPED HIS FACE ON EVERY VASE @KatieFujihara ZERO TO HERO IS A BOPGuy Fieri, I am. For Americaโ€™s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look.
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€I'd watch this on HBO as a series ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒˆ @ChrisGoodwillUK @scratch We need a part 2!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒฎ @wojo_NYC @MSFTBayArea @MSFTReactor @MistyRobotics, Misty has landed - See everyone tomorrow! #programmingrobots
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€Guess what, y'all! Our CFP is OPEN!!!! ๐ŸŽค We can't wait to see what y'all have in store for the <title of conf> audโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€Make sure you RSVP above at the Eventbrite link, and wear something festive to selfie w/ Misty! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคณ She loves the caโ€ฆ Y'ALL! ๐Ÿคฉ If you've ever wanted to code w/ a robot- here's your chance! Come to the SF @MSFTBayAreaโ€ฆ @voldemortensen @HotTopic @JimGaffigan GOod.๐Ÿ”ฅ This Wednesday! ๐Ÿค– Robotic art and song: @AdmireTheMeyer @ChloeCondon ๐Ÿ‘‘ How to develop as a leader by Tripta Gupโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€FYI Baby Yoda friends, @HotTopic is having a Cyber Monday sale ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’š @hirayamarque Yoda: Actually I donโ€™t know how to sew...
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@EmilyKager @arturomejia481 I am a citizen of the UK and this is canon imo ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง @sundhaug92 It's rare you find folks on Twitter with prime puns ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ lettuce meat about this later. @endingwithali Well done. ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ done. ๐Ÿฅฉ @thebookofdoodle @editingemily @azureadvocates @thedeids Also hi @vogueandcode! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ @thebookofdoodle @editingemily @azureadvocates @thedeids Me seeing everyone on this meeting ๐Ÿคฉ: CONFIRMED ๐Ÿ†˜๐ŸŒˆ @authenticpaint @RuPaulsDragRace @courtneyact Twitter has a 4 image limit and she lost the lip sync ๐Ÿ˜ญWhen ur on a @RuPaul + @WorldOfWonder reality show: @TaelurAlexis @dragraceukbbc So excited. So much ahead of u to learn. is @RuPaulsDragRace + #BabyYoda canon, right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿต @WorldOfWonder plz confirm ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฅค @TaelurAlexis Come over and watch @dragraceukbbc with me next time you're in town! You'd love @gabsmashh Hope so ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธThis is great, and @jessfraz is great, and honestly this is all just so great ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ @jessfraz @oxidecomputer ๐Ÿคซ Do u like robots? @MistyRobotics is coming to SF! Come say hi and play with robots! ๐Ÿค– We have 3 excitingโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€Tomorrow begins our series of San Francisco events and that begs the question: SF, whoโ€™s coming? Details and RSVโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @kwuchu ass, if I ever stop rappin' about computers I'm going to make my rap name GNUcci Mane. My rap career finna jusโ€ฆ
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Retweeted by Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€ @QuinnyPig @CHAOSSEARCH here's an old blog post I made on arm pizza ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•: