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@kf @buritica Witchcraft 😳every so often I have a mentee in undergrad anxiously confess that they want to do [x] engineering but haven't had…
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€ @Patpicos @Nickelodeon @boredwalktees @HilaryDuff @GlassesUSA @thebalm @NickRewind @NickAnimation πŸ™ƒ @TJFixman @Nickelodeon @boredwalktees @HilaryDuff @GlassesUSA @thebalm @NickRewind @NickAnimation Got it right here… @andrew_hoefling @Nickelodeon @boredwalktees @HilaryDuff @GlassesUSA @thebalm @NickRewind @NickAnimation @JonesTheSteam72 Bleached first! Luckily, had a lot of experience from college πŸ˜… @likeOMGitsFEDAY @hairoline I've only accessed it on mobile πŸ˜‚ now I gotta look @bynkii @hairoline Omg I love it πŸ¦–πŸ¦•πŸ’― @ericwilborn @hairoline @DollyParton @ObamaFoundation Thanks! The coffin has a skeleton in it πŸ’€ @nicolebyer There's one with a fan/filter: @S4nctu5 @hairoline @DollyParton @ObamaFoundation They're the @surface ones, and they're great!Wear a mask, y'all. And if you don't feel cool wearing mask, find one that speaks to you. Here are some from… an eclectic lewk this fine Monday morning. 😷 @ZackCodesAI @Nickelodeon @boredwalktees @HilaryDuff @GlassesUSA @thebalm @NickRewind @NickAnimation Right?? say "dress for the award you want"... right? πŸ€”'d say "who wore it better", but we all know the @Nickelodeon blimp SLAYED the competition πŸ§‘πŸ’šπŸ™Œ @jeffsand Love this nature/tech pivot for Toy Story 5 🀩 @KatieLaas Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ @vogueandcode
@hc_mty @CHERdotdev @thetigersauce It's a spicy sweet marinade and I put it on EVERYTHING🎨 Oakland graffiti thread 🎨:
@_phzn Omg I love it!! 🀩 @MarmiteJunction @PhantomOpera But he NEEDS it πŸ˜… @olearycrew @PhantomOpera EXACTLY.A friend I did Shrek the Musical with just sent me this, and I immediately assumed this was @djbaskin's doing πŸ˜‚πŸ’šπŸ˜· @_4u2nv πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’• @airercode500 When did this become a @ClifBar stan account?? πŸ˜…Neghostiationℒ️ πŸ‘» @illusorycake Neghostiation! πŸ‘» Spooky!!To the folks saying I should have countered, lol, according to my calculations...: ━━━━━━━━ ┃ Not worth ┃ ┃ my… @saraislet @PhantomOpera Still more face coverage than Trump tho πŸ™ƒJust wear a mask. This guy's been wearing one in his foggy candle lair for YEARS and hasn't complained ONCE. πŸ₯€πŸŽΆπŸ•―️😷 @konichiwakitty Omg in love πŸ’•πŸ€©πŸŒˆ @AWS_Snarkitect It wasn't a counter offer. Read the thread being referenced for context: @k8sfanatic Looks like about 4000+ people disagree, but plz go off 😐 @DavidOs48501178 @InsideGamesEA Name's Chloe πŸ˜‰ and I never mentioned my gender in any of this thread πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ @k8sfanatic I'm sorry to inform you that you may be being paid below industry average if this is your take. I'd encourage you to negotiate. @jesslynnrose [JoJo's "Too Little Too Late" begins to play 🎢] @k8sfanatic True, but in tech/eng (my industry) it is. @k8sfanatic In a competitive market, negotiating is essential to be paid equally and fairly. If you do not, you'll… @GolangAtSpeed how negotiating works, imo... this sounds like how ex boyfriends of mine tried to come back after a breakup 🀨 a… @LittleMissData πŸ˜πŸ’•πŸŒˆ @techladyallison @rodrigouchoa @GolangAtSpeed This isn't how negotiating works... this sounds like how ex boyfriends of mine tried to come back af… don't have the time, patience, or proper knee-pads to crawl back and "negotiate" like this... πŸ€¨πŸ˜πŸ˜‘ @jimmysjolund @varya_en L O L. @cams_security Looks like @JoshDoody may have some good resources! often give this advice: No company you would want to work for will ever rescind an offer for negotiating or askin…
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€ @QuinnyPig @ChloeCondon @merlinpatt77 @er1p A little behind on Twitter, but just saw that Corey and @rbtcollins men…
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€ @konichiwakitty @jennifermarie Some of the cutest + best documentation out there! πŸ’•πŸŒˆπŸ’just writing some code on my late 70s/early 80s magical girl portable microcomputer
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€ @bowenyang All hail queen claud @guybranum THE ORIGINAL. @_4u2nv @jessiskey EXACTLY. @dbechrd @JennSandercock I have a job at @Microsoft. This was in 2017. @charmaine_klee What is the thing on the left?? @lazerwalker This is like Moana and the Sea, but 🍟😍We Stan πŸ“ŽπŸ™Œ @ohhoe Omg this is 90 Day Fiance, isn't it? 🀣 @scottcowan It was a small start-up, and I interviewed and was asked to interview by the founder- so no. @ricardodsanchez lol noAnd to everyone making the argument of "maybe the initial offer was high/good/fair?" I assure you, it was not. 😐 @flooziemagoo @simped @simped I'm a woman in tech. If I don't negotiate, I do the same amount of work for significantly less than my male… @simped They retracted the offer because I asked for a day to consider my options, & raised concerns about their of… @cuendilar @InsideGamesEA @simped @flooziemagoo It was low, and as a woman in tech I better fucking be paid the 30k more that all the men I a… @devinDford πŸ˜πŸ’•'m not joking, I just found an entire file of these πŸ˜‚ Just a bizarre file of @LisaKudrow monologues my work comput… people when testing sound on their computer: "Testing... 123" πŸ™β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ™οΈ Me: [recites the entire @LisaKudrow Pos… everyone asking me to name & shame: I'm a woman in tech online, and I assure you I don't need more enemies on t… @Fallenour @Fallenour Umm wut? It was a small start-up. Also I was the only candidate. But please, go off 🀨 @CoverUpPk A lil different, but cool story. @InsideGamesEA Are you trying to explain negotiating to me in a thread about negotiation advice...? 🀨 @ZakiMarketing @paulrnash @stimuluspackage Yeah... very very off here @stimuluspackage. Read the thread.
@vogueandcode RIGHT? @stimuluspackage I did, and this is what happened. I think you're missing the point. @pwthornton I'm aware πŸ™ƒ I'm many years into my career now. This was not the case at this company. @ceeoreo_ If the mask fits... 😘 33 I've been a professional for 8 years and I went to grad school for 3 before that. I've reached the point wher…
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€Also lol just looked at their culture page and one of their values is "fail fast", which lol hey- they definitely d… The interview goes 2 ways. Vet for culture. Them *writing* about their own culture on a careers page doesn't c… @benparr Lol I mean, I'm very tempted to DM them this thread but im trying to be the adult here 🀭 Checked and sadly… @jericmason πŸ™Œ @paladique The worst. Ugh- makes me so angry 😀 use of the clown face emoji in this screencap is literal perfection. What a bunch of clowns.
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€Many many yrs ago I took an offer that didn’t budge on negotiation & I couldn’t refuse. THEY KNEW it was low. Infur…
Retweeted by Chloe Condon πŸŽ€ @autiomaa No excuse for poor behavior tho Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― @autiomaa Wish this was the case, but it was the founders who saw me and reached out 😬 @doevember @astroricardo Naw, it was about 20k under industry average and they weren't budging ++ I was currently employed. fun part of this story: I didn't apply for this job initially. They had seen me speak at a meet-up and insi… @JeffDean @NurdiyanaAli @QuinnyPig Right? #StartupLyfe I guess...? But really, there's no excuse for this behavior.… @merlinpatt77 Oooh @er1p do you have any? Personally I usually use my network to help out on salary range/etc. But… @JillianKozyra @ScottLColeman