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Joined Twitter 10/25/12


fashion insta accounts called urbandrip r really like : love this colorway https://t.co/PURHg25q8N
12/8
2019
I don’t even know how to feel since I lost my mood ringI’m still scared of sex I just thought this would be funnyBut can dude perfect get a dick to land in my vagina
12/7
2019
@sleaterskinny shite movie couldn’t finish itthey had sex with a grape
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12/6
2019
@uberayouber This is fully a poem
12/5
2019
@matthewnaptime Imagine how tired we are of ithumane society talking about these dogs ...neglected... forgotten... helpless... bitch me too @RaleighRitchie WHATEVER IT TAKES KINGjesus christ billie eilish doesnt even know who peter frampton is. im gonna buy a gun
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12/4
2019
✭ ⌒ ✲ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✲ ⌒ ☆ australian male siri ✭ ⌒ ✲ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✭ ⌒ ✲ ⌒ ☆ treats me better than any man ✭ ⌒ ✲ ⌒ ✭ ⌒… https://t.co/B1BD0pGrNr
12/3
2019
i can't do this anymore.... somebody bring me a sprite cranberryEssay in google doc watching me surf the web in 18 other tabs https://t.co/ekxtAehDV3recreated a shirt my housemate relayed to me from her dream https://t.co/V6zCYkCAGC
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12/1
2019
i don't think you understand i literally cannot text back i'm watching fuzzy dice projects replace the brake lines… https://t.co/eTfvJOvVNVliterally can't text back i'm watching trenton and heath repair salvatore farragamos
11/29
2019
@newdiegoabraham The amount of things I’d have to google for this to make sense....me: don’t think I’m attracted to anyone spanish model on Instagram: does a tutorial for steam facial in which he bo… https://t.co/pUDXXD2gA0Yes i hate cinephiles yes I miss the new beverly more than anything we existThe impact of Ray William Johnson videos on my 11 year old brain https://t.co/davoKdj1X6
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11/27
2019
I complete assignments in a timely manner, due to my acute ability to focus
11/25
2019
how are all euporean house adresses in the single digits... just thinkin
11/23
2019
https://t.co/zlMeF71H6Fremoves card cashier machine: do not remove card https://t.co/Hj7Y9EQs6G
11/22
2019
@TheScoobsterDoo Aren’t you tired
11/21
2019
they always ask "how u doing" never "do you want a sprite cranberry"Hey guys, normally don’t do this but this is actually a cause really important to me. I’m going to be fundraising t… https://t.co/IwTAuad4GYno sé q voy a hacer con mi vida man
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11/19
2019
Water should taste literally so much better i need it to SURVIVE and I would rather have a sour patch kid
11/17
2019
La cara de niall jaja "que le pasa a esta loca de mierda" https://t.co/JKHwuTR98A
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11/15
2019
when you realize your professor is hung and you don't care… https://t.co/XBdcxIRhKD @hendynikolas Somehow this is racist
11/14
2019
If I ever have a child and that child draws a picture.... https://t.co/kzQxkFeD8w
11/11
2019
Drugs are stupid just stand up really fast idiot @jennyslate Chicago show is why I’m going to sleep a little more peaceful tonight. Jenny my questióne is who r ur fav comics right now
11/9
2019
contemporary wisdom: https://t.co/ly1aVlJEyMThere really was a time https://t.co/NXkfcwZ5Gq
11/8
2019
a close reading: hes - h.e.s. - Harry Edward Styles https://t.co/jOM8TpBWi1
11/5
2019
Being ✈️✈️ emotionally manipulated
11/4
2019
Ok... this blew up 🙈 https://t.co/700gT11q6o
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11/3
2019
I wrote a poem in the back of the van PLUS we playing Leeds tomorrow with @LoyleCarner be thereee https://t.co/QhQLRoTUAX
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11/1
2019
if you rage five starred your own thigh bc you can hear your mom listening to npr.... why would you do that I can’t relate at all
10/30
2019
Poopourri is a sin. If you can’t handle the scent of your own shit you shouldn’t be shitting.
10/24
2019
Out of every 10 boys I’m probably willing to settle for 4 and of 3.6 billion boys 0 would settle for me isn’t math great
10/23
2019
we really out here dying
10/17
2019
@mermhart are we fully aware that fleabag is noir miranda? just checking
10/15
2019
Shitting with my legs crossed, as all ladies should
10/12
2019
wonder how everyone in the clinton 2016 multiverse is doing
10/10
2019
@arloparks and that is correctSince America obesity, more toilet use? @Awkeenan the scheme runs deepwhy are youtube ads SO LOUD? SuSAAAAAN!!!1!!
10/9
2019
getting home from 27 hours work at bennisons and watching gbbo https://t.co/ccJnbedvyi
10/7
2019
@shaq_kira AAAAAAA
10/6
2019
@buggirl200 when boys talk about their pimples to me and i ask if they wash their face and they say no.... realitty chek babez
10/4
2019
the last thing we expected my white texascousin to be was good at basketball but he fucking did it damn itI just want a Charlie Puth and bts song and now I’m doubting my first amendment rightsI HAVE TWEETED THIS THREE TIMES AND ITS BEEN DELETED THREE TIMES WHY ARE U SILENCING ME https://t.co/yzLv79SFbZ @charlieputh just personally making sure you know bts wants to collab with you and even though the resulting song w… https://t.co/i5x7miSH40 @charlieputh I would like to personally make sure you know bts wants to collab with you and though the resulting so… https://t.co/gWPE4zpJaY @charlieputh just want to personally make sure you know bts wants to collab with you and though the resulting song… https://t.co/dxczFckZdE
10/3
2019
@klaritajones this is soooo underrated
10/2
2019
@gracecamille_ This is fucking eerie @cowboyscary so far im thinking vseñorita on the charts https://t.co/nujvYWfmdt
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9/30
2019
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9/27
2019
@klaritajones I though actual Charlie Puth tweeted this for a secondmy houseplants are quaking https://t.co/VDCNbJ4Hasborrowing my parents prius to go to supreme burrito #1 https://t.co/7wOe2csviC
9/26
2019
Hope everyone’s having a good day!
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9/23
2019
OutdoorsShould I fuck around and noise complain on the adult birthday party next door who hired a SAXOPHONEPLAYER to play AT MIDNIGTyooo my bladder really fills up like its a piss balloon! stop being nasty and let me live my life !
9/22
2019
Scrulper Goshmollard https://t.co/f5cYN8EqEc
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9/19
2019
A bat found in #Evanston has tested positive for rabies. Make sure your pet's vaccinations are up to date. If you f… https://t.co/ciwSPLMfSd
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9/17
2019
I meant in MOVIES AS ACTORS REREADING THIS IS SO CONFUSINGMy mouth? U mean the o factory? #vapenationwe ~~~ as a society ~~~ don’t know enough about dogs and how they act
9/16
2019
Me: I’d like to think I can separate art from artist, unless the artist is despicable and my support of them will a… https://t.co/u36PKrS7Er
9/13
2019
Got laid tonight The joke, if you haven’t got it yet, is that this has obviously not happened
9/9
2019
@marina_seyffert Chloe Roberts 2020: it’s like a YouTube video
9/8
2019
Excuse me Fahrenheit 451 https://t.co/FJi5VzLzJq
9/7
2019
Bitches rather die than drink Dasani https://t.co/PoBrvrH8QV
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8/31
2019
Timothée Chalamet stars in the critically acclaimed film Beautiful _____ https://t.co/XkSv7zsHMm
Retweeted by Ms. Understoodbeing a film major is... finnaly finding out how to correctly pronounce scorcese and want to go back
8/28
2019
I will not intentionally psychologically damage my child by making them call me the puppet master I will not intent… https://t.co/d7gkiy4OLz
8/26
2019
For those wondering how they could help save the rainforest, the answer may be simple. Eat less meat. https://t.co/p2xrvtrztv
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8/24
2019
@vv_kc From the archivessss
8/22
2019
An airport worker in New York was fired for handing a note reading “you ugly!!!” to a traveler https://t.co/mFIDKhS8zK
Retweeted by Ms. UnderstoodDoes convincing British people that I’m British count as a hobby or a passion ... or a gift
8/17
2019
You may not know him, but you’ve been on his list. This is Craig, https://t.co/e3xaluxQ1N
8/16
2019
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8/14
2019

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