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christine teigen @chrissyteigen everywhere like such as

de-motivational speaker currently sleeping with people's sexiest man alive

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Joined Twitter 5/11/09


@brandonwenerd this was my last Vegas hotel bath tub. a tube of water, why https://t.co/YwIYg9wJYi @BradleyWhitford yes incredible bradley whitford, it is!!!! Ndososuausnsiodlsmsjshshbsour sport. it is brutal https://t.co/XFU8ThYAfF
1/17
2020
yea bitch https://t.co/QMFkYCcXxNwhiney voice lol https://t.co/dYX6MRcq7ghappy to be here!! #oneteam #jackdoesntdrinkpee https://t.co/t2TfOxYh0I🐻 update! https://t.co/Mb2zqOEpju @Trayset @inflightFeed @SingaporeAir I just had a fantastic enchilada on American Airlines but I’m also heavily on my period so who knows @AL_0713 @hels @Eater I don’t even know why I’m in the pic as I don’t even get that lol
1/16
2020
this doesn’t sound too far fetched anymore https://t.co/Iu6RebconmOh watched that too!! Was one of my favorites! https://t.co/jHWOzm6iP1Ok I watched Okja, Snowpiercer, Parasite and The Host. I just can’t find anywhere to watch Memories of Murder to co… https://t.co/4qOEkpVsNj @hdpayne19 🙏🏼❤️ @kevinkam @cravings I dunno use turds I don’t careeasy coconutty greens with pine nuts and raisins up on @cravings now!! replace or leave out the god damn raisins if… https://t.co/wNOnC0yyNw
1/15
2020
I’m not tweeting or texting because I’m super cynical and negative right now and I can’t control it. I can’t read a… https://t.co/KcW9jzXwz5I am! Yea buddy https://t.co/szKdfDH8x8
1/14
2020
@Chuh_NayNay You’re right!!John ALWAYS falls asleep in his shoes unless I take them off. https://t.co/tRsJ0wTFNT
1/12
2020
@theclemsonkid @marymaud it’s like, pier 1 importsuncle bumper takes the best pictures of toons and all her emotions https://t.co/q8ZVbZG9Sv @BathysphereHat I will add 500 to your 50.I MUST know what this sandwich is https://t.co/7yWH854AH2 @DevonESawa (https://t.co/OzihnoMTYT) feels like yesterday @DevonESawa justine. @koenschrooten it’s just a service to them, really. I know anything I say is public, but sometimes I just wanna tal… https://t.co/oa9OnOlsGareminder: stop snitching. if I don’t tag someone it’s because I didn’t wanna @TheKalenAllen I def have a couple I hate lol @TheKalenAllen I’m watching it right now too!
1/11
2020
made some adjustments but tough crowd https://t.co/gQ9v20NV5dmy favorite song since all of me! ❤️ https://t.co/XC5bBcAatW @johnlegend I love the cover art who picked it!!I could watch old footage of couples in love all day 🥰🥰🥰 john’s new song!!! https://t.co/ParPU0pXlEtesting some Super Bowl recipes https://t.co/2xP5g7uz3c @monicaaldama ok I just can’t fly, tumble, cheer or dance but whatever else I’m great!! @monicaaldama can I make mat 2021 https://t.co/hYudRx6IU4 @yashar bless uOoooweeeee I can smell it! https://t.co/q3Y50xQY0d @notcapnamerica need episode title immediately please!!stop asking me if the hamster is alive https://t.co/DvLmiZIP0gI just finished it in a day and have begun my instagram stalking of the athletes. as the cheer kids say, I went ful… https://t.co/tC8QQVQFl9
1/10
2020
oh dear https://t.co/u6KhkjTyBO @yashar HARD AGREE @Snohomish_YB my people will be in touch with your people! @HelloKimMarie You need to aim bombs well and when he falls, use gooigi and luigi to suck up his tongue. @yashar @andylassner calling* see what kind of state I’m in????? @WhitneyCummings @andylassner @yahsar I’m a damaged soul @yashar @andylassner oops only called u yah sar now @Snohomish_YB Sure! But it must be by orchestrated by students and i am giving you an interview grade after! @andylassner @yahsar...i was in a really dark place. just wanted someone to talk to https://t.co/BzwMkuvh2Tyou’re okay https://t.co/lMvJ1eWfjgI have seen every episode and I just cannot believe something can be so silly, so petty, and so funny. I am so prou… https://t.co/9XTf11Hxg5https://t.co/dZ0CaV31ck
1/9
2020
@MarloPerry @AydenLincoln @PTrimble66 lmao im so on edge this goddamn app @AydenLincoln @PTrimble66 we can always remember we were brought together by me being stupidsomeone else vouch for the confession killer! https://t.co/pJnyONCiR4 @AydenLincoln @PTrimble66 Oh I get it sorry lolllll Love u @BENBALLER @djhomicide fuck lol @djhomicide Confession killerhttps://t.co/hb6C6rqSBr @johnlegend going back for the gems2013 😂https://t.co/ndMS1QlfX8just finished luigi’s mansion 3. I feel sad and alone now @jonnysun the suns: after darkhttps://t.co/LseLuTwV5yoh hello doc doctors I assure you he is okay and very loved @nobuddybuddy @shelannp @MikeSchutte No I’ve dated a lot of them she was rightHe’s not sad it’s just his face https://t.co/toXCTF7sXHme grabbing my keys from any valet boy in the southern california area https://t.co/4n4KCVjlZh
1/7
2020
@RoblesTeonna this man had red lobster 4 days a week for a year. he has mercury poisoninghttps://t.co/bkWc0HfVuX@ tom hanks https://t.co/x1zXmvp5Ekgod you all watch this and hate fucking everyone. do yourself a favor and don’t watch/lower your blood pressure @matthewables98 cool since it’s my opinion and not yours“Into the unknownnn with you, with you, with you!”I had no idea until now and still don’t get it? his song or himself? https://t.co/Ym6Mga1P9pthat is me in the back combining two frozen songs that are the samethis pup gonna sleep well https://t.co/beuwbmS1PjI have been wrong all nightthe only things I’ve seen this year are Chernobyl, Parasite and Hustlers. lolglobes glamour!! https://t.co/SvDFSLa2wK @ffsienna27 @01_remme it’s. exhausting.
1/6
2020
love at first sight. everyone is still alive and okay and I know you’ll have something to say but please just breat… https://t.co/Rc5juIRCtg @CerromeRussell like accidentally dial my husband yes @niccolethurman We are both really good at this sound. imagine two horns @TheYaoiReview @jeninthe405 She’s alive and happy! Just nocturnal so doesn’t get much social media airtime @shelby_young I’m bare chimichurri...john?? https://t.co/EpMvkWhMpl @HungryHamOnt @alaynashottakes @lindaz333 @DiscoStu910 please, just stop. i am not in the right mental state to tak… https://t.co/Ez7Eb6t20h @RitaWilson I cannot go on until I know who, I have no lifeOh dear this is gonna be a ride https://t.co/f2rQ25A5tNHe’s a standard poodle and if he’s anything like his dad, he will be the biggest caramel Gumby ever seen @kevsuhs ❤️ jk I love it @kevsuhs why are you wearing that necklace anywherehttps://t.co/tV1NBiYuHythe name petey brought to you by dumb and dumberthank you @TheEllenShow for making us aware of this rescue pup family!!this is petey! another little heart in this house to love. https://t.co/6egwjDK9fx @BeyonceLeague I’m allowed to like movies, have money, and understanding of privilege and culture
1/5
2020

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