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de-motivational speaker / I tested positively toward negative

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Joined Twitter 5/11/09

lmao everyone has lost their fucking minds
@ira Too hot to handle was like , 6 dollars a personAlso there is a wonderful new version of Shantae on switch!If anyone needs a break from anything, each season of love island has about 53,000 episodes
Over 300 people in LA arrested last night who were not involved in looting of any kind. Some just for refusal to mo… arrested peaceful protestors. But you can’t jerk off in anger to that. You wanna cum so bad. @LizSuarez263 @iheartmindy Thoughts Mindy? Like oh my gawd any thoughts up there? I totally bet you have like so manyAlways thought I had a big head til these masks. I have a pea head.Americans have the first amendment right to peacefully protest oppression and injustice. Chrissy and I will be dona…
Retweeted by chrissy teigen @britcosta @th3beaker @kenyanxdoll definition of a Becky. bye, Becky. I literally cannot even literally literally @britcosta @th3beaker @kenyanxdoll That’s what I have to say to you. And also call you a do-nothing twitter finger shithead. @th3beaker @britcosta @kenyanxdoll like literally literally cannot even @britcosta @kenyanxdoll You cannot even? You can’t even? like oh my god you can’t even? shut the fuck up.I don’t love to retweet compliments unless they’re about my pots and pans but I’m retweeting this and thanking you… @m00_lissa @LColle4 @NikkiNicoleXO @jokimla lol I love it here @yashar @the_petshopboy !!!!!!! oh my god much needed laugh oh my godI don’t like to blame bots for much because I know there’s definitely a lot of actual people worth dog shit on here… one who brought a sword to a protest? nope I’m good KEEP THIS SAME ENERGY WHEN YOU VOTE. The worst thing that could happen is this all happening for nothing.Anyhow fuck trump and keep going. be safe, stay hydrated, wear your mask and again, fuck Donald Trump.I know your type. Maybe you don’t cross the street when a black man walks past but you want to. You say the n word… out of my mentions and I won’t respond. I don’t name search so feel free to talk about me in that way. you’re… a maga shit show. Oh fuckin well.I cannot express how little I care about pleasing you. maybe you shouldn’t follow me. @Farrahcutie Thank you so much I really appreciate it and hope you love!!Deleted. Like clockwork.actual Karen thinks I just destroyed my career
@WhitneyCummings Omg u wouldOoo they might need more money then. Make it $200,000 celebration of whatever the fuck maga night is, I am committed to donating $100,000 to the bail outs of protestors across the country.Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I…
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Retweeted by chrissy teigenmany people in america already exist in a world where police and prisons do not exist. go to any middle to upper cl…
Retweeted by chrissy teigenI’ll just say it: a lot of politicians are scared of the political power of the police,and that’s why changes to ho…
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2020 @celissia @cravings Oh that’s so cute!!
I just had my tenth jack in the box egg roll in 12 hours. TENTH. @johnjannuzzi Very natural convo happening herebeautiful night holy cow
LOVE YOU, YOEL. @koshiz ? @powerlessbald Lol thank u!Thank u lmao
lol my god. It has to say this ABOUT THE PRESIDENT. This is batshit. @KarynSpencer @frankiegreek @Abigail_Hope_ thank you. @SprksFly4Taylor It’s nunu! @KatsGutz It is! @rejectedjokes wanna. go. faaaaaast. we are really losing our minds @missdarcyxx @life0fStacy13 @CamiAnnS @crimsonpostgrad @_chelseaquinn_ @abbierenn stop calling anyone that is tryin… question I often ask. should I be use insulin? @Hooters o man @_Patrickshelton @callmeharmz 🙏🏼 @_Patrickshelton @callmeharmz It’s a website we all have access to. @HotHamWater949 @lexieavril Don’t be! ❤️ @AreUDeadassPod They never knew. Just looked at the signature! @shavonna22marie @leslieforehand @_chelseaquinn_ @abbierenn it’s not privileged. You have the access to the same we… @missdarcyxx @_chelseaquinn_ @abbierenn I AM HAVING SURGERY @lexieavril I’m having surgery.Everyone in LA can get tested for free. I’m having surgery and had to. I’m sorry if this offends you. @abbierenn For shits and giggles? I’m getting surgery.I just said it was easy and laughed the entire time. What are you talking about? It couldn’t have been easier. I copied and crafted entirely new progress reports and had them actually sign those. loved it @mwhheatley Please don’t spend your last cent on it I love u! @chrissyteigen He's a totally sweet bird nerd. FYI- he's on the Board of the NYC Audubon Society for those who wo…
Retweeted by chrissy teigenWell I for one am TERRIFIED @TheYooner Well it was like 200 bucks loldamn I’m kinda proud actually love this. Keep it coming! I am not owned enough!! @ThisIsMarlee Aw I’m sure you raised some amazing kids!! Take this time for yourself!! @mrswhitebootie @ImDanielAlvarez honey @WatchMeWatchMe7 haha I didn’t even notice! @ImDanielAlvarez Ugh I got it for him!I’m sorry! It’s @happybelliesbyjenny on insta! @jameelajamil America would win gold in this.No recipe! Cook your chorizo, push to the center, add Mexican cheese blend to outside, let melt, cool a bit til cri… just as fast as she came, she was gone. (That’s what she said) @erikawas @glammeriah do I need a restraining order? are you insane? @erikawas @ayeYOhey Are you denying it’s possible to have a pool at your house? why does this matter? @Michael_MacRae Oh my 🥰 @blink_alto I really appreciate that 😩🙏🏼 @SkyBird03914123 It’s just chicken! @DeltaWeasel @trainsawed Combat vet sounds bad ass @DeltaWeasel @trainsawed I’m so sorry and thank you for your service ❤️🙏🏼 @Craig_A_Spencer @Columbia You are good people. Better than I.Peace offering? Love you. We’re all insane. @erikawas people’s. Houses. Have. Pools? @JenniferLinnC @mertfinney I am absolutely not a good enough person to have been a vet but when I do die, I pray for laughter. @Andrew_Kosh I always do! @americaneedshim Me neitherqueso sadito