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graphic design. master of forethought. janitorial custodian for @canvaslucid

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Joined Twitter 8/2/16


you 100% walked yourself into this. https://t.co/c19xzQsuSv @grimeyspecial a boy is born. in hard time missitiddie
1/26
2020
@angela_paluscio morning glow @rightupyouralii https://t.co/aDAZMHusVE @CarlAppen you act surprised that i’m farking hilarious @lizzie_pomeroy sick invitewe built this tiddie on rock and rollthe graphic design master has logged on https://t.co/EhJwcRpzQB
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1/25
2020
@realDonaldTrump dude i really wanted to design thisCapitalsplain (Verb): when someone who grew up under the benefits of capitalism explains to a refugee from a social… https://t.co/2EIbzVUC1c
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1/24
2020
One obtains wealth in exchange for providing value to others. The correct phrase, “1% of the people *create* 40% of… https://t.co/msLwoKiSyr
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1/23
2020
Super Bowl 51 Super Bowl 51 28-3 Falcons 34-28 Patriots 3rd Quarter Vs. Final/OT https://t.co/srMMG6bECu
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1/21
2020
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/xHYztNV4d9
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria)Diagram of MLB team colors #baseball #mlb #sports https://t.co/7d8LOgZRdD
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1/20
2020
@ameeels_parkayy https://t.co/caOES12wrfcats: music from the motion picture https://t.co/gMNAPN9FRkhttps://t.co/IpgFkrhu3u
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @thatnewbs I won’t say he’s the best in the league till he dumps her
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @rodderick100 @cfbquotes @SeattlePD @FBISeattle LMAO my guy said: https://t.co/R19M1roWiw
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1/19
2020
@lizzie_pomeroy https://t.co/xZEqxjK6G5
1/18
2020
@zoidberhg @casatempe i agree! but all participants did a great job. i just want everyone to have fun :) @SENATORLAUREN @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/STKEQaTTiuThank you for all of the 2020 Bucket submissions! Here are our 3 finalists and we want YOU to decide which design l… https://t.co/ysBwfdNgXL
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1/17
2020
@imAustinFeldman @obj yeah like pot smokers and jay-walkers!!! @devynnnbrooke @missadrianaaa @chadvda77shout out maso https://t.co/haXumh10SYhad to do it to ‘em https://t.co/sgwmbWRrMQ
1/16
2020
@CortWolleat https://t.co/lbMeYR1r7HI would LOVE this away combo @AtlantaFalcons https://t.co/cr4jBodnoH
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Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria)Remember Weezer? This is them now. Feel old yet? https://t.co/7tk0k6nQCI
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @rileej397 @thegreatscomet i think the movie was written with the intent of being adapted for stage which puts it i… https://t.co/tidivirOTiHere's a snippet of @jamesblake covering Frank Ocean's "Godspeed," a song he helped write. https://t.co/WRwwv1Naci
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Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @thegreatscomet @rileej397 yeah it does: rocketman wasn’t that good. @freddyphysh exposedmissed “the tigers” opportunity https://t.co/6j2if7mCx9Back on LSU https://t.co/5oF8u7LsfU
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1/14
2020
.@asu has agreed to a contract extension with @ASUFootball head coach @HermEdwards through the 2024 season.
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1/13
2020
run it up the middle like what @RJJohnsonnn @dontwearfilas ruthlessJoe Burrow makes Jimmy Garoppolo look like he's shy in front of the cameras https://t.co/qGdIe4Mnkw
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria)little late to the party, but are the titans going to the super bowl this year? i think the titans are going to go… https://t.co/8xjfulGVQmcaptain america’s phone number starts with “678”
1/12
2020
You think I won’t get a turtleneck? I’ll get a fucking turtleneck.
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1/11
2020
7 four star recruits and we get 25 lmfao okay https://t.co/Mrp7z0aNVQ @ummmm_yuh any company is lucky to have you! Opportunities are on the horizon my brotha!shouldn’t have to add, but we went tit for tat on rounds as well.the german man next to me and i did not exchange a single word, but we played chess together the entire flight and… https://t.co/AevFKPijmX
1/8
2020
@matchu_chutrain of course my babyman i just drunkly bought my mom her flight to phoenix in february. she a homie tho we chillinshowed up to the orlando airport 3 hours early to get absolutely obliterated before this 7 hour haul to phoenix. i’… https://t.co/8x5WpiOTHO @wowstrong @hotpockets https://t.co/f0P3cQxeSQ @wowstrong @hotpockets DUDE YOURE THE BESThey guys. please follow my art account. you can mute it after i just don’t want to look like a d*rk to clients. tha… https://t.co/JnW0Y9o2Bb @SASBurnerAcct creative commonshere’s youre daily ego check, everyone https://t.co/HJlXK5tjKbthis is dylan yarbrough at 43 https://t.co/1wkHXlBoRhWaiting for @ChristianSLoria to tell me if it’s safe to watch @FirstTake yet
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Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @JimmysSeafood can someone sparknotes me real quick?Did Rick Gervais get approval from Congress before he blew up Hollywood last night?
Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @ShannonSharpe you’re acting like you won that argument with a logical fallacy??honestly the best podcast, highly recommend https://t.co/6xM23J0FAh
1/7
2020
@MilesGarrettTV Belly redshirts him, contracts brady for one more yearNO STOP YOU WERE DOING SO WELL! WE GET IT THE C*WB*YS HIRED MCCARTHY! PLEASE STOP!!! @anthony_stud @FirstTake counting the secondshey @FirstTake, can you maybe talk about something, ANYTHING other than the C*wb*ys? Idk maybe the wild card games… https://t.co/VMBWRDjveS @Bayo_CMX both of those studios might as well be iran @FirstTakejust when I thought we had a break from the Cowb*ys on ESPN fucking mike mccarthy gets hired. @grecaatl this video is not funnyi am bummed i didn’t watch this from the start https://t.co/fCse8IT42Nsome experts lol https://t.co/XEsJi8dF9WWas it Brees getting outplayed by Cousins? Kamara getting outplayed by Cook? Or Sean Payton getting outcoached by Z… https://t.co/chIGc49qwd
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1/6
2020
@ASAPFurby @averycutedog unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this masterpiece. @CarlAppen @petedeweese 71tom brady and the patriots losing set to the titanic soundtrack https://t.co/7CDi2o3e2v
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Retweeted by Epimethius (Loria) @MLB braves? duh?let’s not forget that @marcrebillet got $800 for some chick to skip him in line at an AT&T store so she could buy m… https://t.co/lVtb4Ui8KC @KP_on_TV @MilesGarrettTV seriously! you were a FALCONS FANhappy birthday derrick henryi meant happen @SNDVLS1 @TubingTyler @NewEnglandDevil @FootballASU just wanted to remind you we lead in 4-star recruits @SNDVLS1 @TubingTyler @NewEnglandDevil @FootballASU hey guyssay it with me now “herm edwards is the best thing to happy to sun devil football” https://t.co/yGduOkY3Sw @2CHENGz985 shhh. they feed off this @itssmokeyyy_ okay this made me laugh really hardstop fucking talking about iran. nfl playoffs are on. @LathonLax happy birthday derrick
1/5
2020
Live look at ASU Football rn https://t.co/1uiI7p8fit
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1/4
2020

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