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🎨 @cousin 🎀

637 Following   1,388 Followers   359 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/20/12


on a google hangout at M&Swho put 50p in the queen @hannahjdavies @guardian @Kt_Abbott do I need to take you out of the rolodex? congrats :) xx
10/14
2019
@AliceAvizandum @KateFlood @CPSThinkTank https://t.co/Gergetn4Pwwhat *is* funny is you bootlicking nerds having to spend your weekend defending objectively awful people on Twitter… https://t.co/GOiwFuOzrJ
10/13
2019
@HoareTom Oh yes. I cry when he learns to play the holophoner for the first time without the brain worms and it’s l… https://t.co/n1wg1oS4ZT @HoareTom the one w the dog?
10/12
2019
@niluthedamaja going ✈️Stokelol? junya watanabe really tried it https://t.co/xe6S5D4QuX
10/11
2019
gag!!!!! https://t.co/4Yxw3z1cOElove when ppl post pics of Starbucks cups where someone whose first language isn’t English has spelled their name a bit wrong 😂😂👍💯 @niluthedamaja hb queen <3 @claraamfo @GlastoFest remember this 😭 https://t.co/IqRPurp9OV
10/10
2019
@douglasgrnwd love that xdoes anyone wonder why Rihanna would rather spend her time on her multi-billion £ fashion and makeup empire instead… https://t.co/oTCgQHQWt4 @alimkheraj "I'm not being funny but I don't need the money" barssay that! https://t.co/FfMUGffPi7https://t.co/sOHgk3ZtAr https://t.co/ytVz4bqiN7
10/9
2019
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Retweeted by chris @psychic_hearts @andi_______ @nathanisariot “The trees shift” im literally shaking @psychic_hearts @andi_______ @nathanisariot OLD GOLDhttps://t.co/fLNSSrezAU
Retweeted by chris @psychic_hearts @andi_______ @nathanisariot Make it public @MichaelCragg @BenTheEpicure 😭❤️ @tom_aspaul that’s literally what she did 😳move back in with my mum, buy my clothes at a car boot sale and wash my face with dish soap from Aldi? I’m good luv https://t.co/pvB1NZ0CYgfollow @cousinwriters on Twitter always like “do you smoke spice? Have genital warts? Killed someone? DM me for a piece” @douglasgrnwd mine is ALWAYS on dndi was gonna pop off about how this wasn't in the best of decade songs list but it's #110 masterpiece https://t.co/3SVkcv7eizyeah obviously it has applications to GAMING. people are down to turn themselves into some goblin or jedi and explo… https://t.co/O2ovYgCBqlthe music biz has been obsessed with VR for literally a decade and there is still not ONE person on earth who wants… https://t.co/zcKQgVdRQVcrazy that they got the pope for this https://t.co/Sf5iE37Ahw
10/8
2019
@alimkheraj I work with clowns every day what do you needcan’t wait to eat rat shit in the post brexit utopia https://t.co/QfopbnEa8AExtinction Rebellion making you all really late to your media org jobs writing horoscopes and money diaries seems like a huge perk to me @niluthedamaja meanwhile men are like https://t.co/1XSkEXNg8K @niluthedamaja let them know queen
10/7
2019
comedown hours https://t.co/x82cszTHld
10/6
2019
pull my sword out your stone Camelot https://t.co/iWBHYY61DLhttps://t.co/iRKvBwrC49
Retweeted by chrisa recurring nightmare where I’m dying on the operating table while my instagram gay doctor is taking a selfie https://t.co/Huv6mKKT5T
10/5
2019
Me tweeting mediocre tweets https://t.co/o2v6pMrHYb
Retweeted by christhis is reeeeally good btw, just FYI! https://t.co/NTRX2a75JYever wonder why you bother curating a roster of objectively cool and exciting artists only for your emails about th… https://t.co/NLzukq16ug @bicknaker hmmTierra Whack: you're doing coke... me: .... Tierra Whack: ...coca cola me: https://t.co/NQPtVwlsk8 @samwolfson you need to be a member x @samwolfson i had a new spin instructor on saturday and he made us all fist-bump him as we walked out of the class… https://t.co/1drVuOPCyF
10/4
2019
@joeparry the episode actually snapped all my energy and gave me anxiety and stress, I can’t even bring myself to talk about itthe archbishop of Canterbury has the same PR as Nigel Farage? lol 🆗 https://t.co/To5OG8Y9uz @niluthedamaja I love Ben 😩 https://t.co/onZOOzpaMNFauness shares 'Soon There Will Be No Summer' the first single taken from her forthcoming second EP, 'Lashes in a… https://t.co/SN6QGRzlPf
Retweeted by chris @_samuelwilliams can't believe how many PRs there are
10/3
2019
I cannot believe that 24 hours after I dreamt that there should be a UK specific Strategist outlet because I couldn… https://t.co/zThqBqyG96 @HannaHanra @NYMag omg I have been looking for bamboo workout clothes for ages @Bee_thomas Thank yooou and congrats on your new gig!! 💋 @shancarragher honestly fuck that they're my number 1 worst creature. I would rather leap from a moving train @shancarragher omg there was one the other day and I moved, then moved down two carriages at the next stop
10/2
2019
@douglasgrnwd hmm not for long babe @douglasgrnwd come to milk bar @MikeSegalov would readyes, the rumours are true 😭 https://t.co/BxXlThF4fq
10/1
2019
my two year campaign of rolling my eyes every time I walk past this place seems to have worked https://t.co/tQPc2Is7Q8
9/30
2019
LOL V HELPFUL AS ALWAYS https://t.co/G3yjG7OZoB
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9/29
2019
@VirginTrains https://t.co/giNcnlvJu1 @niluthedamaja and 30 tweets xyou can just put my iHeartRadio award next to my distressed denim cushion and custom twitter branded skateboard, th… https://t.co/dH8HNOTtG0this whole thing is absolute gold, LA is WILD https://t.co/WlLQlDez0Oalso in this article is the guy who A&R'd the Greatest Showman soundtrack choosing Eye of The Tiger as a song that… https://t.co/RJRWzq3nrjwhen's his ace hotel panel talk*dying* to know the secret of Elliott Grainge – son of Universal Music CEO and richest/most influential person in t… https://t.co/1kY5DCRve3 @hollieboston as if you tweeted this babe omg
9/27
2019
new stuff on the site :) 💻💞 https://t.co/qXvKUUF8nC https://t.co/xdfDqlWQAN
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9/26
2019
got 15 new followers on work account from this stupid tweet about a bag of gear. ✈️new social media strategy https://t.co/FtAIWZNWS6 @AngstromHoot @Dazed @AnotherMan is this what a reply guy is lol sorry. i liked the piece! x @AngstromHoot @Dazed @AnotherMan from my pov i think where sometimes it seems like the artist is suffocated by thei… https://t.co/1iODsjTJvw @AngstromHoot @Dazed @AnotherMan i think ur right that people being scared of each other's motive is the root of so… https://t.co/UdavGYTJZC
9/25
2019
Let’s go girls https://t.co/FEDw0yTk2MStop writing books u scaring the hoes https://t.co/XyAqski4dH
Retweeted by chrisnothing says 🌎❤️ like 2000 gildan tshirts going straight to landfill when the meme is over tomorrow https://t.co/kPr5pWEPhW @niluthedamaja is this no symbols https://t.co/IdAi5ZXmrljust in case this smashes: follow @Cousinin 50 years people will think it was totally insane that we called people "your Majesty" but that's for another daymight get a bag in for Newsnightglasses: chanel sweater: alexander wang brooch: gucci https://t.co/rTPrp0qPUushe really wore her statement brooch for this https://t.co/Q78LAzADqb @allisonpearson you know she's 16 right, not 5love to "get in touch" via the Notes app https://t.co/7LM2z3ONyy
9/24
2019
@douglasgrnwd the day you cut off your top knot @SusanCalderwoo3 @BBCPolitics @bbclaurak if your business can survive with you sat on twitter all day on a monday I'm sure you'll be finethe pics for this story are too good. we had to stan https://t.co/FkHKxTdeBB https://t.co/3uxIBzloHA
9/23
2019
JLo killing it at the Versace show 😍 https://t.co/4ojhzwwARs
Retweeted by chrisfunny how the bear scene started as a ~safe space~ for men who didn’t fit into mainstream gay society and is now li… https://t.co/vnJ7eN6TNKthis tweet makes me want to get my paw tattoo lasered off https://t.co/vfxBEPlO2A @alimkheraj the bear scene is soooo tired
9/22
2019
@alimkheraj Smash, astral chain, mario odyssey, bayonetta
9/21
2019
https://t.co/qxEJHrC6Qw @HannaHanra I’m going Space NK
9/20
2019

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