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New York Times bestselling author, comics writer, editor, screenwriter, husband, father, and chocolate enthusiast. He/Him

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Joined Twitter 7/28/09


Kayleigh McEnany gave Leslie Stahl a 2,500 page book containing @realDonaldTrump’s “health care plan” and the pages… https://t.co/BEe3946OH3
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThis made me tear up. When did we start looking upon tenderness such as this as weakness or cowardliness? When did… https://t.co/iv9Y7CvwrP
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenAww your dad didn’t love you. That’s sad. I’m sorry. https://t.co/zfdr0dt7qi
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThis is incredible. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/NG40WBuctE
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenNEW: Iran and Russia have obtained voter registration information that can be used to undermine confidence in the U… https://t.co/GgRk6LMEPH
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10/22
2020
The woman in this video is Debbi Hixon, the widow of Navy veteran Chris Hixon, the athletic director of Marjorie St… https://t.co/wa9OpzDEKS
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI had never seen this clip before today, and now I’m sitting here wiping tears from my face. Joe Biden is a good ma… https://t.co/6FbD3gbBPY
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIt’s been 980 days since the Parkland shooting- after which you promised to support extreme risk protection orders,… https://t.co/6UHzdpQAqW
Retweeted by Christopher Golden👀👀👀 https://t.co/jUOiPgKw9a
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIn Opinion Phillip Atiba Goff writes, "I say this without exaggeration: The president’s commission was considering… https://t.co/WMMzhCyN2W
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI wish I loved anything as much as the Trumpy GOPers love crimes. They just love em. Can’t stop crimin’, these guys. https://t.co/Zx0qFfkIsT
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @HirshbergGlen She's our youngest, but I haven't had to do one of these three or four years. It's always a delight.… https://t.co/2LK9ZOVkHRHey writers: can you recommend any current publications that run short horror stories? Especially if you've had suc… https://t.co/VfpTLOlseW
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenTonight! Join New York Times bestselling author @ChristophGolden with actor and bestselling author @amber_benson (B… https://t.co/7eKlhx58WC
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI’m really forward to this online event tonight host by @amber_benson and @ChristophGolden don’t miss out click th… https://t.co/Lv7KOSTvif
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThis is today and it's gonna be a blast! Register to join us. :) https://t.co/mza3fzhBbiJust submitted the FAFSA for my daughter. Now working on CSS Profile. I want to throw up.This photo of Mitch McConnell's hands from yesterday https://t.co/9x5x2UhxvJ
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenPope Francis calls for civil union laws for same-sex couples https://t.co/Gv7KDM1fqP
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenAt the end Ashleigh from @themeparkettes asked @KamalaHarris if she had a favorite theme park ride and..… https://t.co/gTsnQfb9p3
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThe BEST answer! ✨ @SparklyNicole @KamalaHarris https://t.co/NfdfS59k6r
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThis child stole my heart. Oh my God. https://t.co/yUpvAvOylhPope Francis: “Homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family. They’re children of God and have a right to a f… https://t.co/2JlrGqbGIg
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenGet pissed and then donate to @AmyMcGrathKY ! https://t.co/EVJ8DenQRA
Retweeted by Christopher Golden📺 NEW VIDEO None of this is funny. #LetsGetSerious https://t.co/i8y7CR2QeT
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenAnd so it came to be revealed that the Orange man had a secret bank account in a foreign country...and not a single… https://t.co/wa0TVzyih4
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenSome of today's events: -Once Upon A Halloween Night: @ChristophGolden @amber_benson @JonathanMaberry & more by… https://t.co/K0ovEFYHKO
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI'm a Latino small business owner, a father, and an active member of my community. In two weeks, I'm going to defea… https://t.co/BoKyjns1Ne
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenLook at him pout. 13 days to go. Finish him. https://t.co/OQGW0WBT5QBirdheads on @eBay with proceeds to feed people in need and at the polls through the @WCKitchen #ChefsForThePollshttps://t.co/csyGQQ02Gf
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThe most COWARDLY group of people ever assembled in American history is the current Republican Senate.
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThe threatening emails telling voters "You will vote for Trump on Election Day or we will come after you," targeted… https://t.co/Te4sKjR6JO
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenTrump’s closing arguments: —Biden will listen to scientists —Politics will be boring without him —He’ll leave the… https://t.co/leG1l68YJY
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenKeep your eyes on PA, folks. https://t.co/KUlU8Y3abX
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIs Donald Trump going to tell us his tax returns are under audit in China now too? https://t.co/83TscookLt
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenAbsolutely my favorite headline of the entire YEAR! Most Presidents Who Lose Deal With Shame. Trump Could Have To… https://t.co/vkLokLTHkn
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenTrump's speech in Erie, PA, began with him telling his audience he didn't really want to be there ("I wasn't coming… https://t.co/Ix01WYxtil
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenSaw Hummer trending and thought it was another Zoom Fail.
10/21
2020
He’s literally been raising 2020 cash since early 2017. Where did all the Trump campaign’s money go? https://t.co/qcelfzaSai
Retweeted by Christopher Golden.@LindseyGrahamSC is scared, y'all. We've given him 12 dates for our last debate, but he won't commit to any of th… https://t.co/Y9EIjHXlnq
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenA 6-3 Republican Supreme Court’s superpower is that it will make incursions on democracy that are so significant an… https://t.co/HdWWes6HO0
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @DrEricDing The highest likelihood is those kids have been adopted out to Evangelical Christian families across the… https://t.co/V0foQ3FR16
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenHeart-BREAKING—Trump WH and lawyers appointed by judge is unable to track down the parents of *545* children separa… https://t.co/YsyHCIpzfL
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenDone! https://t.co/m8vWAAnoZe
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenUSA Today breaks tradition by endorsing Joe Biden https://t.co/omfrMiSnff
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenTrust me. This one’s a must read. https://t.co/PnXMeOdP5Y @AbsarokaCounty @DarkHorseComics @artofmmignola @BenStenbeck Thanks so much!I am sorry for being so late in reading the @DarkHorseComics series #Baltimore. I want to thank @artofmmignola,… https://t.co/f0PMfpnesg
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @TerryMooreArt Well @TomSniegoski is definitely in mourning. Jokes about not wearing pants are his stock in trade.… https://t.co/Lj2Xri4MNYNew @DefendersDialog incoming with @ChristophGolden and @BrianKeene! https://t.co/CQsMul3sUR
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @TerryMooreArt No pants jokes are on hiatus for 48 hours post-Toobin. @TerryMooreArt I'd have disowned you otherwise..@TheRickWilson to his former boss, Rudy Giuliani: "Do you have no fucking pride left? You only get trotted out fo… https://t.co/wUkrgTN0QH
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenPhil Collins' ex-wife and the man she left him for (VIA TEXT!) have apparently launched an armed occupation of Coll… https://t.co/ghSA1o0BQP
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @nadiabulkin Yeah. I'm planning to go fetal for all of 11/3 and possibly 11/4, and I'm too busy to start going fetal NOW. :)Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling. ✨☔️ Happy Birthday, @KamalaHarris! 🎉 https://t.co/nvwmMu6GQc
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenSmall bookstores rule. Check out Labyrinth Books in Princeton, @Malaprops in AsheVegas, @lastbookstorela @BookSouphttps://t.co/BUTiTFlTTx
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @RachelHowzell Fantastic news! Congratulations!!!I'm just gonna leave this here. https://t.co/oPaimXUegL https://t.co/PmrBAW4Xxp
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenWe could have shut down the economy for two months and paid people to stay home. Americans didn't slip. We were pus… https://t.co/GEQ3wLYmeD
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThis election, former RNC Chair and a lifelong Republican, @MichaelSteele, is voting to restore the soul of our nat… https://t.co/0y1NmoirHk
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenFact: There is a government account right now with $9 BILLION (yes, BILLION) dollars in it that is allocated for… https://t.co/KPVDZKKixF
Retweeted by Christopher Golden.@realDonaldTrump is going back to Pennsylvania TODAY!! *QUOTE RETWEET* #AmericaNeedsPennsylvania AGAIN! https://t.co/efaM1CFi9j
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenTHE GLOB: It's muck monster versus muck monster as the Man-Thing battles the Glob! @ChristophGolden and @BrianKeenehttps://t.co/B1la726nDa
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIf you're like me, and you're nervous AF about this election -- GOOD. STAY THAT WAY. We cannot afford to get comp… https://t.co/Yog4o7yVQo
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenMy hope for the final debate. https://t.co/zBjq1AuzqwIt is so frustrating that this happened. If you dropped off your ballot recently in Baldwin Hills, track your ball… https://t.co/Og8i2G8n8H
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenWhen Rick Hasen tweets in all caps, listen. https://t.co/S4RF3co79N
Retweeted by Christopher Golden @secupp Far, far away. Where nobody knows HIS name.Ok, based on what I’m seeing on the TL, a periodic reminder: There’s going to be a definite uptick in rapid-fire s… https://t.co/Eqr0I9i7Hs
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThe Megachurch of Hate and Covid https://t.co/7zufyxq9gnFor those who maybe miss my mug: https://t.co/amz5S0Dfov
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenNews: More than 50 former senior intelligence officials, including ex-Trump admin officials like Russ Travers, have… https://t.co/SwAnu0vDnD
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIf this makes you uncomfortable, realize it’s meant to make you uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable. These are… https://t.co/hc0OOTB30q
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThere might be a lot of things a Trump supporter will gain from their ongoing support. They may get everything they… https://t.co/vS7daF2mUK
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIf you support this sort of thing, you'll be understood as the sort of person who supports this sort of thing. You… https://t.co/hIYhbENnqb
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenIt means either that cruelty and bigotry and violent domination excites you so much it's worth risking literally ev… https://t.co/box82sxiuw
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThey expected to get away with it with our regard for their character and judgement intact, and for millions of us… https://t.co/4AAmF8MiM8
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI think what Trump supporters were expecting to get is what they've always received before, which is the ongoing be… https://t.co/9EEXxVpfsd
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenImagine thinking an alignment with fascism and white supremacy amounts to a benign political choice that doesn’t re… https://t.co/nKXOAu8M47
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenSupporting Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing. It calls every bit of your judgement and character into que… https://t.co/umav5o0gaG
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenThe most important election of our lifetimes is right around the corner and Wisconsin is a must-win swing state. So… https://t.co/ucHBn3hNds
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenMore and more, I’m thinking the answer to lots of our national embarrassments - and I’m just spitballing here - might be...women?
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI am a single mother. I am a Democrat. I am a United States Air Force Veteran. I am also the woman who is going to… https://t.co/tSV1kMJX9G
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenYes. https://t.co/QLiqeSYmSW4/“... If we remain indifferent to our role in the world, if we retreat from our obligation to our citizens and our… https://t.co/zWCUVPgmnk
Retweeted by Christopher Golden3/“... that the First Amendment is the cornerstone of our democracy. Most important, I believe that America must le… https://t.co/2SwX5rCi1V
Retweeted by Christopher Golden2/ “... But, I also believe that black lives matter, that the Dreamers deserve a path to citizenship, that diversit… https://t.co/dBU8faeuV1
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenAdmiral William McRaven (ret), former commander of Special Ops during OBL raid, writes: “Truth be told, I am a pro-… https://t.co/ygnAVOZ17P
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenYour regular reminder—don’t believe the polls. Vote like YOUR vote could literally be the one that saves our nation… https://t.co/6N6pzkfOEMAnticipating the harsh judgment of history, Trump’s enablers are lashing out. At everyone. It will be said that wh… https://t.co/9xnR5saZjM
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenI hate the implications this suggests, but the suspicion is unavoidable. https://t.co/iiBh9ah1uAThe plotline of 2020 is now officially impossible for humans to imagine. https://t.co/1kItY1rrl7
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenNew 📽️📽️📽️: #MarchToThePollsForJoe The ONLY way to honor the departed Rep. John Lewis' memory is to march to the… https://t.co/lGh7CfoYSu
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenShe should not have had to travel that far to exercise her right to vote. THAT should be the headline. https://t.co/T1UvOTkJwe
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenWhat the hell. This is like a joke. But instead it's our goon ball president. He's like a cartoon. Trump Dragged F… https://t.co/SgB7bN5n2K
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenEvery time my fitted sheet slips off the corner of my mattress it is absolutely, without doubt, a personal and vindictive attack.
Retweeted by Christopher GoldenNow *this* is how you steal an election. "If they decide the signature on the ballot can't be verified, Texas elec… https://t.co/hGK23uzvob
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10/20
2020
@RachelHowzell I did. Lots bumped to spring as well. We’ll never forget this year, that’s for sure. @RachelHowzell I’m sure we’ll be saying that a lot. I hope September was a better month to release. :)
10/19
2020

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