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my name is Chris Weed. He/Him Passionate about musical theatre. I'm gay. I make music for @botnikstudios. I made the soundtrack to @wolfpupy's game.

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Joined Twitter 1/13/08


“This new console will look ugly in my TV cabinet” say thousands of enthusiasts who have unironicaly purchased and… https://t.co/WFE5JfrmvX
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10/27
2020
@NatTowsen cATMfound a new kind of ATM https://t.co/NgeU0fnsXN
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10/26
2020
Anyways I says what I says and now I’ve muted the tweets. I’m choosing to go back to posting photos of myself with… https://t.co/XkK1X3B5cz
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10/25
2020
Jerma https://t.co/PDfrKMqsqxme on chopped: what are you gonna do, chop me?
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Retweeted by And I'm the Danny Devito one ☭FBI deemed my tool assisted glitch run of Mario Teaches Typing too dangerous for the public eye. the raw emotion has rendered my face purple
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Retweeted by And I'm the Danny Devito one ☭Parappa the Rapper singing Nookiehttps://t.co/DPMFU26HuI
Retweeted by And I'm the Danny Devito one ☭a play in three acts https://t.co/h5N8EJ5GwZ
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10/24
2020
these faces happen literal seconds apart https://t.co/pKAKJuTEg8
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Retweeted by And I'm the Danny Devito one ☭Late ‘Mythbusters’ Host Grant Imahara Honored With New Foundation https://t.co/vBJqJlddrl
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10/23
2020
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10/22
2020
men are not capable of understanding 'borat subsequent moviefilm' https://t.co/ptW7sm9iZO https://t.co/6B5SrGNbpm
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10/21
2020

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