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And that’s why we have VAR
1/26
2020
Overheard in Target. Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands. Mom: Don’… https://t.co/mGTsjSAVYe
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThat whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know? https://t.co/JnUywAL9a6
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1/25
2020
I don't think we talk enough about how Page 3 helped radicalise thousands of horny men by combining naked women wit… https://t.co/bBwjURutv2
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1/23
2020
When ur face is more wrinkle than skin, stop going to the fucking doctors and let yourself die
1/22
2020
Why was every school disco DJ like this https://t.co/T8XIus5Czs
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcso i texted someone yesterday asking if something was wrong with our friendship/relationship (because i felt as tho… https://t.co/EVCBVINdkp
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI learned that ibuprofen reduces menstrual flow BY 50% and the only reason I can come up with for why no one else k… https://t.co/jFTA7jpQIe
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1/21
2020
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1/20
2020
Unfortunately no one has found a cure for the disease of being 23
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWhen I put “😬” this wat I mean😂 https://t.co/VFzvSwpdy8
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1/18
2020
I'm just trying to do this with someone's daughter https://t.co/jFB1wQiq3F
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcAngry start to the day brilliant
1/15
2020
I'm not a royalist. I'm not actually necessarily a fan of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. But one thing I can see i… https://t.co/ivXvuUwnFJ
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1/14
2020
So insta filters be predicting our futures now?
1/12
2020
No no no no no please don’t do this https://t.co/PSldT5rvki
Retweeted by rehpotsirhc @kayeollie The best thing people can do is turn that fucking eq off and walk away...
1/9
2020
👀👀 https://t.co/40skTnx6hk
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1/7
2020
WOW!! 😱 https://t.co/SVCz7K5rvE
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcBill Shankly: “I always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside… Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.” https://t.co/YCzfvktxvY
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1/5
2020
I’m done watching any game of football (except Liverpool) where they bring out the VAR lines from now on. Fucking sick of it
1/4
2020
So it’s January 2nd, and World War III is trending. https://t.co/sAVMO0BOzo
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1/3
2020
There’s more to life than chasing ghosts, but then hindsight’s 2020
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcNot to suck my own tit or anything but I have a big ass heart and good intentions and I will love you even when you… https://t.co/wB4IEjiVoS
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1/1
2019
This dog is honestly better than me https://t.co/KqON4QnPpJ
12/30
2019
I cannot agree with that decision, like come on VARThis was an experiment conducted to see if the racism they teach their daughter actually had been taught This is… https://t.co/pOIOA3o1iS
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcPaul Scholes really thinks that Martial/Rashford/James is as good as any front 3 in the world.... Suarez/Griezeman… https://t.co/OpffYqZpxo
12/29
2019
Anxiety is actually annoying stop making me feel like this when there is completely nothing wrong but IT FEELS LIKE… https://t.co/VN6EsrVkOz
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12/28
2019
Wait wait, did someone actually exert effort and energy to COMPLAIN that Star Wars (a literal made up thing) focuse… https://t.co/VZTFN4XfYsWhen you high and realize you got some snacks saved somewhere https://t.co/M6yC2wXsAj
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWatch out for that “lil” word. “I heard you got a lil job” “lil car” “lil degree”.... That’s a BIG hater.
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWeird weird, the 70s were fucking weird
12/27
2019
The moral of a Christmas Carol is that it takes extreme supernatural intervention to get the rich to be generous so… https://t.co/4qodThZIX8
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcJokes about being trash are being left in 2019. 2020 is the year of unironically thinking that you are a good perso… https://t.co/XYH4ObHkpj
Retweeted by rehpotsirhclads in the pub when you drop a glass https://t.co/bmw4pwSaPE
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcYour MCM thinks Wan-Bissaka is better then than Trent🤣
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThe British and our obsession with ‘rules’ and everything ‘being proper’ drives me up the fucking wall sometimes be… https://t.co/jScG3POLHDThe FA are the biggest joke, one game?! Are you embarrassed by our country’s success? Oh wait I forgot it’s “the rules”....Stop using virgin as an insult you dumb fucks. The concept that it’s shameful to not have sex is the kind of shit t… https://t.co/QZguzgCYhI
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI’m sorry but these stupid fucking lines they bring in for VAR! If someone is offside by that small of a margin the… https://t.co/l54kUsq8xt
12/26
2019
And this is why I didn’t want to have much social media anymore , but apparently I fucking need it to have a careerWorst thing about Christmas is definitely all the adorable couple pics Like damn I’m happy for y’all but now I’m sad
12/25
2019
Fair play to Aston Villa last night for a resounding 5-0 win. But seriously, El Mohamedy and Johnathan Kodija? You… https://t.co/qDnDCXkN4UJust FYI, the Prime Minister of Finland spoke about a 4-day work week / a 6-hour workday. "Why couldn’t it be the… https://t.co/ADFc9aHDbP
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI swear if this was any club other than Liverpool no one would be making a fuss.... The first team is in fucking Qa… https://t.co/vcDbVLzj7y
12/18
2019
Which member of my family thought it’d be a good idea to take the tv out of my room?!Yo, can we all stop treating plastic surgery like it’s a total normal and okay thing for people to do? It’s literal… https://t.co/RZFEX47gOdSo Stormzy got interviewed by my nieces year three class. Have a butchers at what she decided to ask him 🙃 https://t.co/Q1FMJTpVFf
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcit doesn’t slap anymore because we’ve seen the real Phillip Schofield now https://t.co/C32R550sO1
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIntroducing the best chair in the world https://t.co/Zfk0bVcahE
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12/17
2019
I just tried to lock the freezer at work with my car keys.... plz send help
12/15
2019
i aspire to be this relaxed (imthickasthieves IG) https://t.co/wKcfrTHMo1
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWhen I notice the fat spider on the floor https://t.co/iR2eScYLSmThis is pretty fantastic. A deer scores a soccer goal and then celebrates. https://t.co/Pi3YCTZ7Vn
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcthe tears keep coming i can’t stop crying at this hahahahah https://t.co/dXliBRAlCR
Retweeted by rehpotsirhc @molly_hills1 Too bad they voted for a party that’s cutting the funding to pay for their mental health treatment I guess!
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12/14
2019
@jakecolcl @miss_sunkisst https://t.co/YX3HQdR3fH
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcHI GUYS PLEASE SHARE! As a Polish person living in London for over 12 years and despite my local council confirming… https://t.co/zZYoFZOUwe
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcSteven Gerrard signs contract extension at Rangers until 2024 *moments later* Jurgen Klopp signs contract extensi… https://t.co/2aTjTI2j82You may think I’m being dramatic but come on, I’ve not met a SINGLE person that was as supportive and passionate ab… https://t.co/pEKY44pzzHThis man is coming right out the bat to tackle the real reason he lost. JC worked for ordinary people’s rights and… https://t.co/sECeW0OfSuIt was a very disappointing night. But I'm proud that we took our message of hope, unity and justice to every part… https://t.co/kgEmUQaQrv
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcOffer my seat to the elderly ??? Stand there and think about what you’ve done
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThey lied, they called the victims of Grenfell thick, they said some racist stuff, they lied some more, they hid fr… https://t.co/CNFFJM4ghb
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcAwful. Results haven’t even officially dropped yet and Boris Johnson’s dad’s on live TV talking shit about Muslim w… https://t.co/g13koHpIjI
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcthe english americans 🤝 being too racist to… https://t.co/3dYWvwaQMZ
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThe Tory line is to “get Brexit done”, but what about the other urgent issues facing our society today? Here, Camde… https://t.co/N5ojJdubg7
Retweeted by rehpotsirhc‘The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees th… https://t.co/dElxHeq24O
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI wish u were but you’re just fucking notIf you voted Tory today. You own this. You own the misery and suffering of millions. You own the rise in hate crime… https://t.co/XSPZkdjdZm
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcOne thing. Can I have jusy one fucking good thing to come out of this year. PleasePeople of this country. You let down our best hope and chose a fridge magnet to lead us instead https://t.co/RunCM5kddrBrilliant. The dinosaurs have out voted the youth of the nation again. So yeah, to everyone who didn’t register or… https://t.co/TjktujRjm5Stupid stupid british cunts. I’m fucking ashamed to be British right nowSo you all, you stupid fucking cunts actually voted for that pathetic excused for a man to run this country
12/13
2019
DO NOT VOTE BASED ON YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM. DO NOT VOTE TORY BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE CORBYN. DO NOT VOTE WITHOUT DOING… https://t.co/rA1kBOSsJN
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcAaaahahaaa my secret santa is gonna hate me 😂wait till the end 😂😭 https://t.co/dRj5pYTK4F
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIt’s me, I’m the dad https://t.co/4GK9xfde6L
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcthere’s no excuses my friend, etc https://t.co/sIZagyqQKJ
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIf you're not sure who to vote for, watch this. https://t.co/rBCBLzfoRp
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12/12
2019
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Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThe mask slips. https://t.co/KSksa7nQ1E
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12/11
2019
“This is some fuckin National Geographic shit”😭😂 https://t.co/dhVObeWRhz
Retweeted by rehpotsirhc @kayeollie It was the same back when we played for Stansted, especially before you joined it was always the same pe… https://t.co/ZXoRf3pkiLThat the Boomer doesn't realize the museum in question has an app that teaches the history of all the works in the… https://t.co/HNcrGHILYH
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcPartly why I gave up playing. A lot of coaches don’t seem to care that everyone is paying the same amount to be the… https://t.co/ILGAbm5kR2Daughters 14 year old bf didnt get a single minute on the pitch today,a young kid has looked forward to playing all… https://t.co/7tTwDvw01V
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12/10
2019
This was surprisingly fun. https://t.co/Tjl60l70bl
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcBoys, if a girl goes on contraception for you, please please please look after her. You honestly have no idea what… https://t.co/7mErEMvTZC
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcSAO II’s ‘Mother Rosario’ arc has ruined me. Emotional capacity was exceeded pretty much every 5 minutes
12/9
2019
Waking up and reading this horrible news... RIP JUICE WRLD you were taken too soon 😔⭐️ This hits so close to home I… https://t.co/7YnWmIfGgA
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIf Liverpool win the league we are having a bank holiday
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIt doesn’t take this long to go to the toilet fucking hurry up u ancient cunts
12/8
2019
So the FA picked a stadium without a valid safety certificate that contributed to the unlawful death of 96 fans. Th… https://t.co/0liXTN0F7s
Retweeted by rehpotsirhci’m a big proponent of comprehensive sex ed because a guy told me he didn’t understand why girls complain about per… https://t.co/TgwVrgx8R6
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcAsk someone why they’re voting Conservative and I bet they’ll tell you something negative about Jeremy Corbyn rathe… https://t.co/YwfHrVcypN
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12/7
2019
Shouting at Jeremy Corbyn to apologise for something that wasn't his fault but taking selfies with a man who referr… https://t.co/RgqHLmuRTs
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12/6
2019

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