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straddling the mythical line between entertaining and annoying

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@LukeLorenzMusic Pack-a-punch them nasty zombies?every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI guess it’s a pretty good friday
4/10
2020
And the EP is being kicked, crying and screaming, out the front door into near existence.. Yeah I’m finally getting on this shitDon’t see my £10,000 to help me setup work from home coming in from anywhere....
4/9
2020
Spent over 12 hours now building my own Jurassic Park
4/8
2020
Yeah coz I was always gassing abour revenue when I was 1 https://t.co/xqdj5M5OIs
4/7
2020
I sometimes wonder what Rob Gordon would think of my music collection, were he realJust finished a book....a whole book (for adults),with words and chapters, front to back in less than a week... Th… https://t.co/0Qw1a1bQkc
4/6
2020
GOAL OF THE CENTURY. CHOOSE YOU’RE FAVOURITE GOAL! https://t.co/wM2cvnrAgl
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4/5
2020
Hotel? TRIVAGOWho’s crying about me being anti-social now MUM?Not entirely sure that women’s outfit was intentionally revealing, either way that’s the most ass I’ve seen in months @DreamLoudLili @rllysadtbh @jherrerx So you’re saying she’s not a normal Norma?Life could be worse https://t.co/72XRoZNaeK
4/4
2020
My ex once said that gaming was a childish phase that’d I’d grow out of... I’m so glad I didn’t listen and that jokes on you now bitchHow to be a teenage girl: 1) start argument with man 2) lose argument to multiple valid points 3) ignore and twe… https://t.co/zTo7feYxe5
4/3
2020
Some good news: April has one day fewer than March.
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcMy neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that. During the day (when his girl… https://t.co/ggWNJB7QPw
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4/2
2020
The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful thingsGot this update from my wee granny😢 93 and still going strong ❤️ https://t.co/SEjCwLZ8Ww
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcI didn’t even know what hip dips WERE until social media and now i’m insecure about something I didn’t even know wa… https://t.co/HUCnJCa4ER
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4/1
2020
People are dying but you cunts still only care about moneyOkay so we don’t have to pay rent for the next 3 months, but we have to pay it all back after... Conclusion, we st… https://t.co/z4SkVsO4YaFeel like I’m deserving of a bit more than £7 an hour for working during this pandemic but OH WELLI am starting to REALLY dislike you boi
3/30
2020
[meteor hitting earth] Dinosaur: oh no the economy !!
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWhat good does voiding the league do? We void the league, we suspended the league; either way there’s no football… https://t.co/sePxIyotCLCan we get an update on this https://t.co/shoMTr3k24
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcKate McCann has urged people to 'stay home'..... Nearly fuckin choked on ma dinner
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3/29
2020
@SammiiGraham Matt Groening is from the future FUCK OFFSo did anyone check if the Simpsons predicted Corona yet?“No luck catching them viruses then” “It’s just the one virus actually” https://t.co/QHN63a6fb6So basically Jaws pretty much foretold that we should have gone into lockdown earlier. Now too many people have b… https://t.co/ZyxttOdk8GSinging “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
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3/28
2020
Meant to say on but in would still probably be more enjoyableI wonder if I watched The Blair Witch Project in acid would something actually happen?
3/26
2020
I think the most Libra thing I do is I would wear a casual tracksuit to uni most weeks but will go all in on an ou… https://t.co/1AWI8e9YRUall you leo/libra/aqu types better be dressing up in all yr finery just to open your windows or take out the trash… https://t.co/NhkoDEFUkO
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcJames Milner is literally the OPPOSITE of boring... He’s incredible 👏😂 https://t.co/Joe7IBK37X
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3/25
2020
At least this pandemic will prove a point I’ve been trying to make for years You don’t need a gym to get fit or in… https://t.co/s2pGmzE3Kjuniversities need to actually deep what’s going on. most students have gone home and they’ve shut all libraries, so… https://t.co/y2YOzNK4D3
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcNot getting a trim before lockdown was one of the poorest decisions I've made in my life
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcFunny how it’s all the people that voted Boris in are now the ones flat out ignoring his message from last night....OnlyFans but it’s all pictures of me posing like Ezra Miller https://t.co/i0cAoOJQWFOi @virginmedia sort our fucking WiFi out we’ve got a global pandemic on herewhen this is over and all the pubs reopen, if there’s just one more thing you ensure you do, it’s not to drink at a… https://t.co/aZSNqKFl1t
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3/24
2020
When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog https://t.co/03lf3gkfu8
Retweeted by rehpotsirhceveryone who's survived suicidal depression is like, "well, sure glad I stuck around for this"
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcIn one of Italy’s darkest hours, they find they are not alone. Cuban doctors arrive in Italy with one mission, to s… https://t.co/TYaigoWGkk
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThe H1N1 swine flu pandemic that infected up to 1.4 billion people and killed up to 575,000 originated in factory f… https://t.co/IgAsU4k7n5
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcEveryone knows what this is really for... https://t.co/h7XAxNhnR5
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcYou know what’s fucked? As people keep going out and acting like covid isn’t a big deal, my nurse friends and I (in… https://t.co/OP2do5nc66
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThese contact free deliveries are strangely amusing. There’s something a bit funny about leaving someone’s food on… https://t.co/6vSZSE0zTg
3/23
2020
2020 mocking us by making us suffer that extra day of its bullshitJust went past a man who was driving with no lights on, staring at his phone I know you have to be stupid to but a Nissan Juke but COME ONSo now I’m wondering, is it worth starting work on my dissertation or not? Also how the fuck am I gonna do my primary researchtw suicide, COVID-19 Hey, so, um, there's a big elephant in the room right now. COVID isn't the only epidemic happ… https://t.co/MHpNl57QoO
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3/22
2020
My quarantine routine: 7 AM: (wake me up) 8 AM: wake me up inside 9 AM: (I can’t wake up) 3 PM: wake me up ins… https://t.co/it97KlkBqb
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcDelighted to hear that Sean Cox as been given the all clear to move home after 2 years of recovery #ynwaThis tree prank is so hilarious 😂😂😂 https://t.co/DssBQ07X4Q
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3/21
2020
Global pandemic, self-isolation and now I find out there’s an issue with my antidepressant prescription I have one left Fucking end meIf there were a bunch of foreigners currently ignoring government orders on British soil this lot would be the very… https://t.co/PEbqM8LWwc
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcHOW TO AVOID CORONAVIRUS - Don't show up - Don't come out - Don't start caring about me now - Walk away, you know… https://t.co/mwjMxh7AJT
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3/17
2020
Virgin Atlantic have 8,500 employees and Branson has asked them to take 8 weeks unpaid leave. It would cost £4.2 m… https://t.co/srOw1lGIRN
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcWhat would you do if you weren’t afraid?Having my basic human rights challenged rn
3/16
2020
Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary,… https://t.co/oJGvIcwbh2
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3/15
2020
So apparently Salah is going to move to PSG because Liverpool have had an ‘average season’ and he feels under appre… https://t.co/6390KiSUUuWeekends are so boring without football. Call me basicBeing unmatched fucking sucks. Fuck you
3/14
2020
Am currently being paid to play Yu-Gi-Oh. Literally had zero business so far today, I’m guessing due to the virusThe U.K. government protecting us from the Coronavirus https://t.co/SDLbEc9NvL
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcCorrect decision. I'm not sure how you can coordinate a global response to a pandemic AND tour the UK at the same t… https://t.co/Xn7AtOfWwf
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3/13
2020
What’s COVID-19’s favourite rap group? The Wuhan Clan
3/12
2020
Me re-reading my exam paper at the end for any mistakes https://t.co/qdGyOwjMPe
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcHot Fuzz https://t.co/wsIY2VXcgYDedicating my International Womens Day to this fine woman👏 #IWD2020 https://t.co/5izf7cxi3B
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcgirls be like “ugh i hate him so much he’s horrible at communicating and isn’t nice and can’t even manage to do the… https://t.co/sqE6Y16hYI
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3/9
2020
Why do people think being a “borderline alcoholic” is a personality trait?
3/8
2020
Didn’t realise posting on or even having social media was a basic requirement of life https://t.co/Rv1QJz2FpMCoronavirus is only really killing off old people, imagine if it happened before the Brexit vote, we’d still be in the EU.
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3/7
2020
You know, blocking someone works just as well and takes way less effort than it does to screenshot and share it all… https://t.co/0Qi3LygV4H
3/6
2020
bernie is yelling about things i, a wealthy white woman, already have! like health care and free college (yawn). t… https://t.co/WMxorAatKl
Retweeted by rehpotsirhc'The pReMieR LEaGUe iS So BaD nOw, nO wOnDEr LiVeRpOoL aRe rUnNiNg aWaY wItH iT' https://t.co/tpQABFN5wD
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3/5
2020
I live in Seattle, I have all symptoms of COVID-19 and have a history of chronic bronchitis. Since I work in a ph… https://t.co/4qkEVB51h5
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3/3
2020
Ed Miliband with the face of Pierluigi Collina. https://t.co/M2Z4FlzEsF
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcMissed the whole game because of the cushion in my line of sight. #EFC https://t.co/LbhwNrOBKJ
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcYou👏complain👏that👏men👏are👏trash👏because 👏you’re👏only👏attracted👏to👏trashy👏men👏who👏don’t👏value👏you👏there are people who think healthcare is a privilege but owning a gun is a god given right. can we just- https://t.co/KRXi6yo5G6
Retweeted by rehpotsirhcThis is what girls want? Fucking seriously I’m so dead 😂 Sure he’s hot and all but when did behaving like a twat… https://t.co/GjF2tdUUBMPerhaps is musicans were paid fairly they wouldn’t have to charge £30+ for a t-shirt https://t.co/wvSApWgCzfSo my brothers got his girlfriend a couples trip to Amsterdam for Christmas, wasn’t cheap and he was proper excited… https://t.co/PqxI91N1TZDid I just...take a poo without realising?
3/2
2020
Why 👏🏿 are 👏🏿 we 👏🏿charging 👏🏿kids👏🏿to👏🏿fucking 👏🏿 eat 👏🏿 somewhere 👏🏿 their 👏🏿 legally 👏🏿 REQUIRED 👏🏿 to 👏🏿 be 👏🏿… https://t.co/3xNCOruuMa
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Retweeted by rehpotsirhc @kayeollie I was really looking forward to giving back some banter to the United fans at work tonight after sufferi… https://t.co/nNh6m3rrlgYou’re telling me this isn’t Elaine the pain Boyak???? Xx https://t.co/1P9eqXqGxy
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3/1
2020

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