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Christian Tucci @chrtucci Los Angeles, CA

tv & comedy writer @ucbtny @thesecondcity @theonion and more. he/him

1,083 Following   4,553 Followers   7,445 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/26/13


@JackSmartWrites @jnardino Jack I live mere steps from OF
1/25
2020
I went to one, hire me https://t.co/sQlYN2Nyli @nthonyCarmen The fact that Natasha chose sadFacebook LinkedIn Instagram Tinder https://t.co/RaFwzF0mzM @JWCrump I already do JW!It's January 23 and I'm still about that Mele Kalikimaka
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1/24
2020
Say what you will about the management of Zany Brainy @Joshbr19 Impressive!!! Amazing workI should know. I am a police woman https://t.co/RKUjtita6J @ncubero Go Get Em Tiger!Edie is so glamorous/depressed. https://t.co/dyZD7pl1Oz
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1/23
2020
Chickpea frittat https://t.co/PTRLLyli7jEveryone on The Circle gives off incredibly potent “your randomly assigned freshman year roommate” energy
Retweeted by Christian TucciIt was a GREAT visit!!! https://t.co/QLqiLKCKJG
Retweeted by Christian Tucci @JoshuaConkel Cold. Hard. Facts! @drlovegrove It was very cute. It’s not going to be a staple of mine, as I live steps from El Compadre, but I enjoyed myselfI went to El Coyote tonight.mom saw the relatives https://t.co/mdsAJrUeQS
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1/22
2020
@BenjaminJS They’re not?!What helps fight a fever is it chicken fingers and fries I feel like it’s chicken fingers and fries @JWCrump This is actually my husband! But thanks! 🥰https://t.co/mOtVuBkBta @jamesholod I had an iced cardamom coffee at 8pm and then couldn’t fall asleep until 1:30am 🙁 @bgalvarezg :(https://t.co/8Adyxsddso @teejslipko Mutter???
1/20
2020
@sswanso https://t.co/T5XMvycwRc @jamesrtrevor 🙋🏻‍♂️ @arianna_durnell @michele_ob Pulled into that Sasso Lasso
1/19
2020
The aspect ratio of Thank You, it’s absurdWhat is a k-hole for dido music videos called @SleepyPanda76 https://t.co/af4LckBw3kI saw @obrienjohnjack drinking a dirty chai so now I’m drinking a dirty chaiIt’s not even an accurate cliche. Honestly all the bi friends I have (myself included) are LESS horny than normal.… https://t.co/8SjWQ6eOFI
Retweeted by Christian Tucci @teejslipko No I like joeys
1/18
2020
@YourFriendKevin Joe B, Joe BThis is the perfect teaser before I finally get to see @jaggedmusical next week! https://t.co/17sCLX40LK
Retweeted by Christian TucciDogs of Echo Park https://t.co/f1hTH17fdi @kcuah_d Dylan just covered my parking in WeHo!Venmo @chrtucci you won’t regret it!Every store and every restaurant is called Gather
Retweeted by Christian Tucci @JoshuaConkel https://t.co/7UZIhnWWfm @arianna_durnell @mattbrooooks @va_dickens CABRINI 💕💞💛💙 @YourFriendKevin Coming to your class
1/17
2020
I swear I’m 2 seconds from cutting an old sports shirt into a crop top because of Ed @jackiebskinner Carl: awoooooo Me: Yay I feel like that went well*Carl has entered The Circle* Carl: woof woof Me: i feel like Carl is a dog
Retweeted by Christian Tucci @doo_kee @timothydunn But Bill isn’t @timothydunn @doo_kee Killing Joey is the worst possible opinion here, you guys are trashThree words: Ed’s crop topOne word: EdHello @Alanis did I miss anything you’re proud of? @jeffinbmore KRemember when parks and recreation time jumped to 2017
1/16
2020
They asked me “how many forks” https://t.co/0QYHY18BifIf your architectural rendering doesn’t promise rooftop flora that it cannot deliver on? There’s the doorVery excited to say I got to interview my favorite person on The Circle earlier this week, the beautiful… https://t.co/SCRpAnOVsK
Retweeted by Christian TucciThe art world is special in that you need a masters degree to qualify for a job making shrinky dinks with 6 year olds @mattbrooooks Interesting isn’t it? It is.You is smart You is kind You is renewed for a third season on Netflix
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1/15
2020
Climb every Thai steak and noodle salad mountain https://t.co/SZA8DTwaNo
Retweeted by Christian Tucci“Whoa!” https://t.co/y99mvmBM96 https://t.co/MLDl7pEBge @RossFancher Try Los Feliz!!!37 days until Daytona. Still waiting to hear if I made mat 😬🤞 @obrienjohnjack What happenedI just discovered radishes dipped in sea salt, I must tell you peopleI know Aroma and Alcove are owned by gay brothers, but they themselves are lesbian sisters @iamjackmanning @bonappetit @philiphwoods Invite me to this next time
1/14
2020
I egot-ed this year (met ppl named with all 4 names: Emmy, Grammy**, Oscar, Tony) **ok if this one is dead.
Retweeted by Christian TucciThe bad girls of Bastille day https://t.co/o0Do3VTWOF https://t.co/6Bop4W6UG2 @YourFriendKevin Otherwise drag me @YourFriendKevin Maybe Ed wouldHere’s my impression of everyone on #TheCircleNetflix https://t.co/fh2OvpzNBD @teejslipko Rude that we’re not roommatesthe richest man on earth is donating roughly the same amount as three women raised in 12 hours selling nudes on twi… https://t.co/pNAmmdKuzQ
Retweeted by Christian TucciJust wanna be @joey_sasso https://t.co/TPfkSqNgfZ @JoshuaConkel https://t.co/pf2JBmnG3n
1/13
2020
Anyone want to see the skunk that I saw on my morning run? https://t.co/lS1bkdYWHEthis show will eventually destroy me https://t.co/skFK5sFFPJ
Retweeted by Christian TucciIt sucks that pillows come at two prices: $100 or useless @mistercodester WritingHi @joey_sasso#art https://t.co/7gAXKTDVvj
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1/12
2020
@teejslipko Hi ⭕️Touché https://t.co/143rUb9qpR https://t.co/RRhaniW6i4This is May. May kept humping @SleepyPanda76 and me https://t.co/7i3XGKNE6SThis black globe from IKEA is in Meecedeze AKA Karyn’s room https://t.co/w0VKQp8P7c @sssssssssstone I think you won!The circle... magnificentHeartbreaking: This Guy Has No Idea That He’s So Strange And Memorable-Looking That Everyone From His Flight Is Usi… https://t.co/522WijGMQO
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1/11
2020
He’s the me of him if that makes sense https://t.co/ciCtDyISfK @scotter Very cute!I wish the Hollywood walk of fame is where they were all buriedAndrew Scott was at Hugo’s today so I opened Grindr, just to see
1/10
2020
@JWCrump Did someone say my name? https://t.co/MRn8B9sBAw @JWCrump I’m in my brrrn shirt right now actually @JWCrump Do me again @KevGoshdarn “The spin studio” just say SoulCycle @alex_abads @vuoriclothing #ad
1/9
2020

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