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Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig Bucks County, PA

NYT-bestselling bag of apples. Wanderers | Miriam Black | Zer0es | Invasive | Star Wars | Damn Fine Story | Sundance Lab alum | played by Alyson Hannigan | NSFW

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Joined Twitter 3/23/09


Senator Graham has chosen to violate his oath to support and defend the Constitution, his oath to do impartial just… https://t.co/8fXeY3fMii
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @BenKuchera mind asplodeThis decision—pushed by a far-right partisan legal group desperate to prevent votes that could end Trump’s presiden… https://t.co/Ic5SUEaEi6
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @HutchingsJulie YAY? @BenKuchera I had no idea!Fox News poll shows 54% want Trump impeached; 41% oppose it. https://t.co/eobPPCal1B https://t.co/zLsOWV5Rr2
Retweeted by Chuck Wendigoh - so exactly the reasons the protesters say they are protesting? https://t.co/KGaNB8TVui
Retweeted by Chuck WendigHaving a champion for your book is always lovely. Having a champion for your book as erudite and eloquent as… https://t.co/ydZgxwEoqv
Retweeted by Chuck WendigNEW - Pete Buttigieg’s groomsman is also Elizabeth Warren’s chief policy architect — tying together two increasingl… https://t.co/Jo25ApgVkY
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @elainaplott Good profile writers tell you who someone is. Great profile writers, like @elainaplott, somehow convin… https://t.co/AiOwSEfNsu
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig7% of Wisconsin’s registered voters could now be purged from voter rolls. Milwaukee & Madison account for 14% of st… https://t.co/TJKC7aYhnA
Retweeted by Chuck WendigDon Jr. just put together a handy thread of Congressional Reps who are voting for impeachment. Let’s call and tha… https://t.co/ZPYstEueBw
Retweeted by Chuck WendigSome of you guys may be aware that my sister has been being stalked by a ex-partner she met on a dating app - but t… https://t.co/6jlDm8ucN8
Retweeted by Chuck WendigForget the toys, I’m makin’ Trash Can Nachos! 🎄☃️ #The12DaysofFlavor https://t.co/f8EbDh3DK9
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig“A piece of shit” is a perfectly adequate description of Leningrad Lindsey. https://t.co/oCLTH5ISgz
Retweeted by Chuck WendigThis is it, people. This is all they got. All phrasing from a single story in the New York Times today.… https://t.co/se6yoqNPmz
Retweeted by Chuck WendigWell shucks, I guess the UK election shows there's immense hunger for centrist policies and politicians https://t.co/mr1AfkZdc7
Retweeted by Chuck WendigOkay, let’s talk about, well, the “OK” symbol
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @cavaticat @AstroKatie *laughs* *shatters a rib* @LeachJuice @griffski @KhurrumRahman @paulGtremblay @BenMyers1 @JasonArnopp @sarahchurchwell @matthewhill https://t.co/AB8EAI0fMsyou don’t say https://t.co/7CNUsGugsz
Retweeted by Chuck WendigJewish friends, the pictures are really really upsetting, so if that's going to be a trigger for you, don't look.… https://t.co/Qf9oUcrjQK
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @cavaticat so many bad smellsJust want to confirm that Trump saying Jews are not American and the military holding up white power symbols in the… https://t.co/dEk7rIwJvS
Retweeted by Chuck WendigHoly hell. KY Gov. Matt Bevin pardoned a man convicted of beating his ex-partner with a metal pipe before chopping… https://t.co/6R8UWVVhrm
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @cavaticat wet ghosts trapped in malfunctioning machinery, gallumphing about in undiagnosed embarrassment @cavaticat just farting and breaking as the void grows around us like a starving Slanket @ChuckWendig chained to the whims of a wrinkled electric gelatin as we slosh crunchily towards oblivion
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @cavaticat sloppily tumbling around like a drunk scarecrow filled with fish guts and lincoln logsThe Fresno Bee, owned by McClatchy, one of several companies Devin Nunes is suing, writes: "Nunes lives on a congre… https://t.co/nno1asnWix
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @PDXJenni @cavaticat oh no @cavaticat just a big ol ambulatory coat closet of bone hangers all bumpin into each other @cavaticat sometimes I fuck up my body sleeping so that’s fun @Authoroux @kikacol maybe some horchata too https://t.co/wdZ88GrzimI will share this piece about the Finnish system over and over, with the reminder: nothing in that system is diffic… https://t.co/aB9ZxygXBt
Retweeted by Chuck Wendigyour flesh is not your own, Charlie Brown! https://t.co/0PbWLMs6vI
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @Authoroux @kikacol guess I gotta to get my own tacos https://t.co/Rp5BXESlYB
12/15
2019
@Authoroux @kikacol is this taco https://t.co/7daThxMZ1S @Authoroux @kikacol give the tacos to me https://t.co/gsSrncuTCxI AM NOT TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE A FAIR JUROR HERE is what he said. Please. Light up all of the phones. Lindsey and… https://t.co/NRcbosBoVY
Retweeted by Chuck Wendigdid someone say tacos https://t.co/bw9XMXBU2N
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @AdamRichman https://t.co/xFsVikC0tn⚠️ UPDATE: Apparently it’s official. I’m pledging to raise at least $700 for his DEMOCRATIC opponent in #NJ02. Let’… https://t.co/o5GJFeZthj
Retweeted by Chuck WendigREP. VAN DREW switching parties, according to multiple sources. His staff were informed today, sources say. It's… https://t.co/r6Uzl7fk0U
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @Michelle_E_Reed oh no @AdamRichman And then https://t.co/vTIj0UbPHy @AdamRichman Yup. https://t.co/Y4cSRNYTwaEmbarrassing, @hallmarkchannel. And cruel, and on the wrong side of history. https://t.co/yya0BjI6yGWays to support something you love: —Talk about it —With everyone you know —And everyone you don’t —Bond with exi… https://t.co/mVnd8sZYpz
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @BitterSonicsFan And thanks! @BitterSonicsFan Well nobody said I couldn’t write books! So in theory, sure.Well, now... @ChuckWendig's WANDERERS is easily the most fucked-up, where-the-hell-is-all-this-going, throw-everyth… https://t.co/dMaD4mohaK
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @Blackamazon Thanks! It wasn’t fun but I’m sure at the end of the day it pales in comparison to what a lot of people get. Did suck tho! @ScottWamplerBMD what the absolute fuck @guildedearlobe :DHey guess what? I just finished Wanderers by @ChuckWendig. Great book. And the ending! https://t.co/pICoXwvUUy
Retweeted by Chuck WendigWell, well, well. https://t.co/sjLE8jzttc
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @timothygrimes Thanks! @SamSykesSwears I would but they won’t have any appointments to procure a Rod of Fire until FebruaryPlease consider donating to Harley’s campaign - he’s facing a tough race in the OC, and it’s about to get tougher b… https://t.co/O5RJEJFUtj
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @SamSykesSwears okay there IS an ice key but I was informed it’s Out of Network @mattw59 ewHere's a fine read for you (and not simply because I get a shoutout in it): https://t.co/rDidbpU5Pz
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @ralph_helm Hey thanks! @mattw59 stop molesting dolphins @mattw59 it’s SaturdayI don’t understand a book until I understand its characters. The book may begin in my head with concept or setting… https://t.co/IHqlmINW8x @SamSykesSwears cool cool okay so I shot the bow and arrow and it hit an MRI machine and now the Minotaur is saying… https://t.co/v1C4VmS4Jx @mattw59 put some pants on weirdoI know some folks did a breakdown as to how much of it was fueled by bots and sock puppets — but yeah. How goofy th… https://t.co/aF8KYxRa71 @SamSykesSwears okay I did that and now I have a lot of forms to fill out and a $7500 copayme after a particularly saucy tweet (photo: Ian Crocker) https://t.co/4vl9x3b35A @SamSykesSwears what should I do with itWhen someone takes an oath to work in the White House and earn a taxpayer-funded salary, they work for the people—n… https://t.co/H2e50aRKwm
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @corybarlog holy shitSome journalistic outlets are so damn eager to "both-sides" us all into the fucking apocalypse.When we one day pause at the chainlink fence of our camp cities to watch a dead polar bear -- the last of its kind!… https://t.co/udQ5uf8q4yVICTORY: A federal court blocked Arkansas from enforcing its “veggie burger” censorship law. We don’t need laws to… https://t.co/FI1fKrCe3H
Retweeted by Chuck WendigNew Orleans is in a state of emergency following a cyberattack https://t.co/YfZHjNbm6t
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @wonderbooze https://t.co/eVMZxNT2UyAlmost done with #Wanderers by @ChuckWendig . This is an amazing book that’s kept me up long past bedtime. Also Chu… https://t.co/TDbb3GmWSZ
Retweeted by Chuck WendigTHEY FIRED MR. NANCY!!! 🤬 https://t.co/KOCnySD9HY
Retweeted by Chuck WendigGood time to remind everyone that the presidency isn’t necessarily the best focus — if we win the Senate and keep t… https://t.co/pBpKZVDyArNow that we are one week away from #StarWarsTheRiseOfSkywalker I think it is important to revisit literally the bes… https://t.co/zneqXgPPuB
Retweeted by Chuck WendigSaw a Post opinion piece wondering how we stop the rising tide of populist nationalism (which is another way of say… https://t.co/8dPbhi8fHE
Retweeted by Chuck WendigTrue for all of us — there are many outlets for your distaste that do not aim at us. Not everybody will like our bo… https://t.co/7Ei5K2Z0HBMelania’s new campaign: “Bullying is bad unless you deserve it, you little shit.” https://t.co/gsdT5yR28W @alex_segura https://t.co/JLF9oedToyGotta tell you, emergency alert system, that cell phone freakout didn't suggest "potential flash-flooding" so much… https://t.co/SQyK0L4SzM
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @alex_segura supYet somehow there's no political risk or drama over members of the party that lost 40 House seats in 2018 because o… https://t.co/ZBwvJrgLK2
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @JamesSACorey @SheckyX Mass Effect invented booksDonate to @harrisonjaime today!! https://t.co/37kY8aHVwq
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @MelanieMoore https://t.co/d6iDYiVr70Good. Keep your goddamn hands to yourself, youth pastor. https://t.co/HwEqqMoRSC🧐 A presidential candidate buying a media outlet and firing half the staff shortly after entering the race certainl… https://t.co/ZY8DakdMzP
Retweeted by Chuck WendigThis is your daily reminder that Mattis could end this stupidity any time he wanted. https://t.co/sFCduhV6Gk
Retweeted by Chuck WendigI won the race for governor by less than 30,000 votes. This move pushed by Republicans to remove 200,000 Wisconsini… https://t.co/AvdxoK1ntC
Retweeted by Chuck Wendig @stevenspohn YESSSSS @alex_segura https://t.co/GstsRtNdyj
12/14
2019

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