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Hi Im a chunky monkey who is working on his mental health. (parody) #DKCU

5,425 Following   15,388 Followers   1,110 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/10/19


I am happy
4/1
2020
Thank you guys for 15k I guess
3/30
2020
People are making fun of me what do I do. https://t.co/XZwawbeuNuWow, this is a nice subway https://t.co/DO0DyHIfQD
3/29
2020
Oh... my therapist said that I won't be able to see them anymore...
3/27
2020
Okay. https://t.co/AiQ8k1zBLM @Gator_Violet Okay now please answer my questionKiddy died. https://t.co/OdGlNbUjPLWhy do I exist https://t.co/fv11lhYhCf
3/23
2020
oh... https://t.co/kidyLmAINS
3/22
2020
I can not apologize enough for how I have acted the last week or so. I have been rude and worried many people about… https://t.co/AUK9296gv9
3/17
2020
@pa_lonk @MattDraws_ Actually yes I am tired of being tagged in these
3/14
2020
Me when the cliff didn't work. https://t.co/shQtHJCm6O
3/13
2020
@brentalfloss You have singe handedly ruined my life.Y'know I've been thinking about it for a while, and if everyone keeps saying I'm dead, then maybe I should just giv… https://t.co/tCBZERoOQb
3/11
2020
No he wouldn't. https://t.co/ddZBUwKe3HWhy do we go on when we know deep down that nothing will ever make us truly happy.Life is meaningless.
3/6
2020
Fuck.0.
3/5
2020
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2020
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3/1
2020
I hate you. https://t.co/rqrZJyWgPdEven my own friends have betrayed me. I swear as many people think Im dead at this point as Walt Disney. https://t.co/5eKTOto6v5training with my best friend goku in super smash brothers brawl im so glad sakurai decided to put him in after fans… https://t.co/wMpWxKQAIZ
Retweeted by Chunky Kong @mongoose1273 :) <3 @Healthcare_Boy I wouldnt say that but thanks lolBtw this isnt me complaining about not getting enough attention, I get too much, as it is about others getting ludi… https://t.co/fh5Ri3s8y1It saddens me that no matter how funny or creative I am, the millionth person to do the literal exact same thing as… https://t.co/6U9wBSmnH8 @JetSetDman What? My phone doesnt even have a predictive.Our entire life was been lost except we dont get off and also we have food and electricity and theres no mystery an… https://t.co/6BG6KmIPfu
2/29
2020
@mongoose1273 How many times can you literally reiterate the same exact thing.Yknow its hard to tweet like once a day or more when you literally just sit and eat bananas all day
2/28
2020
I don't understand how people can make jokes that don't revolve around bananas. Like what else even is there. @RaichuParody @HiImDaisyVEVO @YigaClanSoldier Ape moment
2/27
2020
Can confirm I dont know how it just isnt gone yet https://t.co/QNqs6k1TYJ
2/26
2020
Tweet.
2/25
2020
Why. @Tortolbean I mean I try to follow back anyway. Its just hard to keep up with 13k @SleepyOtter8806 What @Ado_Paintrody Colorblind. What you see as "red" is actually normal peoples "blue"https://t.co/TF0ltNCV5I @VesselBros @howU_STL Because. @TheMaskedRebell Yes. @ParodyMysterio Okay.Okay so like, if I ask REALLY nicely, could you please perhaps like and retweet this? Like a lot?
2/24
2020
I think that you people think I'm smarter than I really am.Violence utterly digusts me.
2/23
2020
Just hear me out, The DK Rap 2He thought it would end @WoodManFunny7 I agree also bananas @WellbyTealeaf https://t.co/zclcbDi1nVChunky Kong? @TheAltoMeme Really cool!DK Rap but the words are replaced by the first word of @Chunky_Kong_Ape's Tweets (mostly). https://t.co/g8nBGKwLMT
Retweeted by Chunky Kong
2/22
2020
Hello it's I, a popular character from a video game. I have arrived at a location that you are most likely familiar… https://t.co/ZUad4pMTiI @Jojo33569234 What @lankaykong Very cool @PlaytonicGames Your point? @PlaytonicGames Where is the banana option playtonic I will not let this discrimination to continue @Bookid16R Maybe I am just an infinite wealth of knowledge @Bookid16R Nice try but pretty common factoid @meowrionette Dont. @mongoose1273 You should still see a doctor in that case. @mongoose1273 You should, and if your original tweet wasnt an exageration you should really see a doctor @mongoose1273 Have you tried melatonin? @mongoose1273 Please 😥 @mongoose1273 Sleep! @modsato_ Strict parents are better than no parents. @YuYuKamii This is discriminatory towards short people. I expect better from you than this. @lonelyhomegirl Because you are taking the photo and because it is you, you are more critical of it than anyone else could ever be. @8_JacksonS_8 Please dont kill people. @8_JacksonS_8 Uh that's not neccesary but I appreciate the thought @RoyBigBully @GuyNamedCreep https://t.co/YnwK6BR4GpThis was the worst news I'd ever heard until that time I heard about how my entire life wasnt real and then I woke… https://t.co/YHX4KA7F10
2/21
2020
Yknow I still have absolutely no idea where our electricity comes from @MechaMario64 Im very sorry that Im seeing this so late but I really wish the best for you! Don't feel bad about it… https://t.co/7dh7uZr8Nihttps://t.co/9OFW7acWgf @ScoobyD00Snacks Yes. https://t.co/k9kAYYC0tE @Youboob8 Sorry to hear that
2/20
2020
@YtIllum @Wendys Yes. @DKCUofficial Quality. @JackiePengPlays Nah this tweet was actually intended to have meaning. I thought since it was towards the end it would fit @ButRedman Oh no I certainely did @Wendys hey I just got some of yalls food and it was good can you give me your humorous comment on the matterStop people from making the same tired joke. https://t.co/J9uMz1YjdAA DKCU member was acknowledged by twitter itself. This account is now a testament to his victory. All hail Chunky Kong.
Retweeted by Chunky Kong @CrispityCrunchy I was trying my best but its only so easy lolSeriously though @Twitter please be my friend I promise I smell good.Oh hello https://t.co/gvXKwG7hYv https://t.co/jGv4TdXwPHDo you ever think about how no matter what you try the planet and ourselves are slowly dying and there is nothing y… https://t.co/6iJhnwct7E @JonuhMaroo Aw man that sucks @memetop0809 Surreal honestly lol @BanjoGuhHuh Really good! @Obama_Lama132 Thank you! @Obama_Lama132 I'm very sorry to hear that @FakeMoonSick No. @AntonCarra Great!
2/19
2020

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