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Cian @cianmasterson Dublin, Ireland.

Father, biker, gamer, hacker and joint winner of 2012 Nobel Peace Prize.

584 Following   128 Followers   7,482 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/23/10


@johnneh You think you have it bad? We Dubliners might soon be living in Hyrule. https://t.co/GRlSSXSRyF
1/31
2019
I'm going to the #RingFitAdventureTour2019. See you there? https://t.co/JGpBJGRUJg https://t.co/EUPAIha68p
11/5
2018
@EurosportCare Reported an issue with my account yesterday afternoon, but only got email reply this evening more th… https://t.co/WHdNNi1N5e
8/21
2018
@AkaPaulHoward @CoppersMusical Stomach still sore from laughing last night. An absolute hoot from start to finish.
7/6
2018
@BirdWatchIE For example - will sparrows/starlings use vertical holes in soffit underneath, or do I need to add horizontal holes in fascia? @BirdWatchIE Yes, future nesting. Idea is to incorporate nesting spaces into the roof rather than buying lots of ne… https://t.co/AGrRgxUugI @BirdWatchIE Building an extension and looking to accommodate sparrows & starlings nesting in the fascia/soffits. Any advice?
7/3
2017
@bratterz Latest "here's a thing" gave me an idea for another one. You got an email address I can send it to?
6/30
2017
I just laid the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 trailer to the new Google Assistant ad. I'm scared. Literally no… https://t.co/c0lcHaNZfz
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5/19
2017
Tough life being a pro athlete. :D https://t.co/qd9Rq3jLet
5/12
2017
@Cmdr_Hadfield Are your "audience with Chris Hadfield" talks suitable for a kid? 7yo loved your space videos, will talk be over her head?
1/4
2016
modern software development via @glorphindale https://t.co/tFtvEYmNqs
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11/17
2016
There is a person alive whose parent was a slave. Let. That. Sink. In. https://t.co/vVGwv6p4AY
Retweeted by Cian @stevemcneil I'd like to see @elliegibson versus @daraobriain at some game. Series finale season 2?
9/26
2016
@elliegibson Starts first time! Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to get mugged down memory lane. https://t.co/bQPMXfl2DKOnly one thing to watch while doing this job: #Go8Bit @elliegibson https://t.co/0cJlBErnsY
9/25
2016
@scifind @stevemcneil I assume the audience gets rotated clockwise.
9/20
2016
To be honest, I don't find some of these new Batman villains particularly scary. http://t.co/uBQzeqQAX6
Retweeted by CianWhat's a pirate's favorite programming language? Ye'd think it be R, but his true love is the C. #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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9/19
2016
"Own Goal" to be renamed "Goal, with extra Mayo" #AllIrelandFinal #DUBvMAYO
Retweeted by CianHad a spot of bother earlier. https://t.co/27OfnTfeX7
Retweeted by CianFound a hair in my coffee again. Bastard cats. I don't have cats and it's my own hair, they're just generally bastards.
Retweeted by CianI didn't sleep well last night because I was wondering if the guy in the Big Bird costume smiles when he's having his photo taken.
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9/18
2016
.@alex_brooker caused quite a stir last night when he talked about his hero Alex Zanardi @lxznr #thelastleg https://t.co/3AzT4ajxE7
Retweeted by Cian @jmartinrm @Flashinius Brilliant, love it! Here's another you might enjoy: https://t.co/WivnlQvKWg
9/17
2016
@Pandamoanimum knotting myself laughing at thisAs Aliens is on TV... https://t.co/JTeXhcApI4
Retweeted by Cian @ryanteck BioShock 2 worth it for Minerva's Den alone. The fact that nobody but you uses Vigors ruined Infinite a bit for me. Bizarre.Everyone bangs on about BioShock Infinite being amazing, but I preferred BioShock 2. Siren Alley was brilliant, especially after the flood."I wanted Aliens. I think I ended up with a solid Pitch Black." -- @nullspeak on BioShock2: https://t.co/NtqtIkKIWdThere are worse ways to end your week. https://t.co/loXuiRhE9p
9/16
2016
@Harvey1966 Delilah? Brilliant! Any chance of re-releasing prints of her self portrait? Was too late to the party to get one...
9/13
2016
@elliegibson @AdamJohnAshford @daraobriain Dara has run out of ways to describe it too.He can't contain himself! 😂😂🙌 https://t.co/bepFM91aUm
Retweeted by CianJust discovered that a company of women plumbers exists and they have the absolutely fabulous name of @Stopcocks
Retweeted by CianThought for the day Dealing with the trolls in a gentler age #tftd #r4today https://t.co/JC9WSPMhvE
Retweeted by CianSun in 'not being in Europe means it costs to go to Europe' outrage https://t.co/9R1rh8ijB6
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9/12
2016
[inventing goats] God: they can stand on mountains at impossible angles & somehow not fall off Angel: why God: fuck you that's why
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9/11
2016
Tech: "Don't roll your own crypto if you aren't an expert" *replaces nutrition with Soylent, currency with bitcoin* *puts wifi in lightbulb*
Retweeted by CianDyson with death. https://t.co/HE8GmqzbcO
Retweeted by Cian @amoozbouche Try reading her other books: "Revolver" or "Sgt Pepper's lonely hearts club band"
9/10
2016
Deadpool. https://t.co/JwNmwwck30
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9/8
2016
Lady just asked me what "mansplaining" is. I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
Retweeted by Cian"I'M BATMAN" "I'M BATMAN?!" https://t.co/JbGBDa2zT8
Retweeted by CianIt is considered unsporting to allow BMW drivers out from a side street unless you are driving a BMW yourself. #RandomUKFacts
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9/7
2016
@TalontedLex cut every second one to really wind her up. @lalonde blacknight.ie My requirements are modest.
9/6
2016
@elliegibson @SquidGaming @stevemcneil We need to get #bumgina trending!
9/5
2016
Creationists need trigger warnings too. https://t.co/DZiwxfEI6s
Retweeted by Cian @mrnickharvey @mrsimonharvey I trust you wrote him a theme tune to play as he accepts. @johnneh I see why you love TP. It's cos you can name yourself AND the horse, right? #NeverGetsOld https://t.co/1K4VUqjJSk
9/4
2016
Nooooo ooooooone STORMS like Gaston Makes cloud forms like Gaston Disrupts meteorological norms like Gaston https://t.co/EKS8s3gxrf
Retweeted by CianIt'd have to be "más é do thoil é". https://t.co/bWHbJfzCR6
Retweeted by CianThe death of Louis Walsh, @jomcnally's eating disorder - https://t.co/lTPhjvwWmK
Retweeted by CianHow fast was this duck going? https://t.co/ddjBc0VnHZ
Retweeted by CianHere's my latest @eurogamer column. #PokemonGO, #MakingAMurderer, mid-life crisis, etc. https://t.co/4VncOEkkex
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9/3
2016
@GameDesignDan INFINI+3 WARFARE, so they can inject the number into the name. @johnneh Your life has meaning! Influencing people the length and breadth of the EU! @johnneh Your fault! https://t.co/qaim7TGOe3 @elliegibson I beat it at 15, dunno about at 38. Got mugged down memory lane by Super Star Wars last year.....controller out the window! @elliegibson Thanks. Aladdin was bastard hard as I recall, too old for that! Got these in the end. #shinjimikami https://t.co/eI4ozR3Tou @elliegibson Still got good games advice? Trading in Secret of Mana cos it's not for me. Recommend any cube/SNES games (apart from RPGs)?
9/2
2016
FALL I love to catch the falling leaves in autumn I sit and wait under trees until I've cautumn
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9/1
2016
Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice
Retweeted by CianLet’s Put A Hackerspace In Prison https://t.co/DjYUJfNnLq
Retweeted by Cian @Jimwhit69 If Shakey on last year's machinery would he still be at pointy end? How much evolution since? Comment on Buchan has me curious.Breakfast idea from Lovecraft's Necronom Nom Nom. #Bacon #Cthulhu https://t.co/ph6QFjzPTr
Retweeted by CianI have never once seen that tour splash a single viking. But they continue to circle the city, ever vigilant, keeping us safe.
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8/29
2016
@OhLookBirdies :) On a related note: how was suicide squad? @OhLookBirdies Your choice of reading material, however, doesn't. @oceanclub Really? Never heard that before. [citation needed] etc. etc.Ye all made it the most read article! https://t.co/no1x5EmRDm
Retweeted by CianPhotographer @bateskecom invented this awesome business card that lets you play Tetris! https://t.co/fIX8zOoYJI
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8/28
2016
I don't even care how long it took to make this. It got made. https://t.co/proI2oA7nW
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8/27
2016
Dealer: Sir, it's a brand new car, I assure you it isn't haunted Me: But it says "OOOOOO" Dealer: That's the mileage
Retweeted by Cian"an oddly specific number" https://t.co/m3J2w4h7gA
Retweeted by CianThe worst thing about being an adult & not a kid is that no one stands behind you when you're being an asshole mouthing "she's just hungry."
Retweeted by CianThe hardest thing about having visitors is saying "sorry about the mess" when you know this is the cleanest the house has been in weeks.
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8/26
2016
25 tweets from the 25 funniest twitter women 2016. Read and follow these brilliant people. https://t.co/xxivigXISP https://t.co/xZTGT1S34o
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8/25
2016
@johnneh @AoifeLockhart TBH your fanboy video on Eurogamer channel is only reason I'm considering! 😀 Had written it off... @johnneh @AoifeLockhart Cheers, will look up YouTube. Shop has disc of Zelda:TP going cheap, tempted but wary of getting Zeldaed out. @johnneh @AoifeLockhart Trading in Secret of Mana cos it's not for me. Have a cube & SNES. Recommend any games (apart from RPGs)?Biochemical insight on the human condition: https://t.co/7cB0kYfELf
Retweeted by CianRoses have thorns, so don't be surprised when they have opinions too. Women speaking about Women's rights is not controversial.
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8/24
2016
@bitchgotskills I've often thought that Radiohead's "Black Star" was missing a verse about that. @crapolatombola it's a house spider, I trust you threw a blanket out afterwards so the poor thing isn't freezing tonight.
8/23
2016
BREAKING: #OCI appoints crisis management team to deal with #Rio2016 allegations. In other news, OCI crisis management team arrested in Rio.
Retweeted by Cianroses are red don't ask me why https://t.co/Vtfny3HUBC
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8/22
2016
A little tip... If you want to snort cocaine after a night out, try not to do it right outside the largest police station in the country...
Retweeted by CianHow do I love thee? https://t.co/eIcqG0Uom7
Retweeted by Cian @theguyliner Easy fix - replace the mains. 😀
8/21
2016
I can't breathe for laughing. https://t.co/o9lswoXmGVImpulse buy! https://t.co/Lpl20ekDvW @_Enanem_ Cos it's dull to watch? Far more exciting to play than tennis, far duller to watch. Never figured out why.Went for a run instead, got just as wet. #pissingitdownWhen the seagulls are sitting on the sea because the wind is too strong it might be a plan to cancel my swim. https://t.co/muWyqSwcf9
8/20
2016
@johnneh @AoifeLockhart Platelets, so an hour long donation. Laughing at Aladdin and Theme Hospital passed the time very pleasantly! Cheers. @AoifeLockhart @johnneh No he got fired, was Nurse Butts. 😀 I get angry at those games, but hilarious watching it happen to someone else!
8/18
2016

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