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cynthia @cindysfromnj New Jersey, USA

297 Following   508 Followers   45,581 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/10/09


id be pissed but this version is way easier to sing https://t.co/8R8W1c6HB0
Retweeted by cynthia @tinybathwitch @SteveCarell No I meant I wish Steve Carell was YOUR dad lmaoooo @tinybathwitch @SteveCarell Me too @scamIikely Same. S. A. M. E.
9/23
2020
Any good TV shows y’all recommend !!??remember when a lemur singing “I Like To Move It” was the funniest thing you had ever seen in your entire life
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9/21
2020
Bad Bunny rolling thru NYC rn on top of a bus performing cause of rona. I love him so muchWhat if God came down one day and just said "It's pronounced 'Jod'" and then left
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9/20
2020
@Justin_Case1592 If I did that to my man omg I don’t even wanna imagine the reaction LMAOOOOOHow to get punted thru a window: https://t.co/6KRVoMhdCj
9/18
2020
not mel and i crying at work because we're watching the patriotCRYING https://t.co/ecfK8IyJ0h
9/17
2020
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9/16
2020
@tinybathwitch Same
9/15
2020
@scamIikely Imagine how loud that house isTill then I’ll just cry about itI wish I could just take my anxiety and put it somewhere else. Like in a volcano maybeOhhhhh mars retrograde whoopshim: you won’t do shi- me: https://t.co/o02TkuGeiN
Retweeted by cynthiagood morning! https://t.co/uymo671zqL
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9/14
2020
@emilyydesimone ?????????Why is Star Wars the absolute fucking best @emilyydesimone I love preschool Emily. You leave her alone.
9/13
2020
@emilyydesimone Why notI’m ok I’m only sobbing https://t.co/4Duhgo4KNcMy dreams have been so crazy vivid for the past two weeks @AlexisNoelle__ HBOMax @scamIikely DONT BE SHY PUT SOME MORE @scamIikely It’s not even their food like cmon dude you are not paying for the chicken LOAD IT ON
9/12
2020
@AlexisNoelle__ Bro when he tells Lulu she’s the best friend he’s ever had????? I lost it.Imagine my nail tech ever being on fucking time? Ever? Couldn’t be her. I’m gonna fight this bitch @AlexisNoelle__ I will march along side youhow do i know im PMSing? because the movie The Pacifier just made me c r y LMAO @emilyydesimone HEHEHE OK MONDAYReally in the mood to watch Harry Potter even though I’ve never seen it before (?????)
9/11
2020
Only 1130 and today is already cancelled. Too tired and cranky for this shit where’s my bed
9/10
2020
L O L https://t.co/KWTXeOIN6R https://t.co/fBc5FVjrIQ @scamIikely The worstall i do is fluctuate between these two feelings https://t.co/eUAa5pVn7G
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9/9
2020
@velvtcre No wtf is that @plumpdumper All u gotta do is look for some words in that word search you’ll be ok @plumpdumper Huh @Ragzzzzzzzz You misspelled stomach @Ragzzzzzzzz Pussy @scamIikely ok cancer vibes @scamIikely lol https://t.co/TzqId6hAvo @danochins I can see that for youMarriage (wtf) friends and BOOBS. HELL YEAH https://t.co/XxNmrve1cKalso I would absolutely annihilate chicken tikka masala rnsuddenly hate my entire wardrobe and need to replace it all immediately. friends please send ur fave online shops. thank u. @AlexisNoelle__ OOKKAAAYYYY!!!
9/5
2020
“I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION I DONT NEED A MASK” https://t.co/UZHHs8YBD1
Retweeted by cynthia @stevecainn HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!! 💝💝💝💝https://t.co/sgxa3vD2k7
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9/4
2020
@Ragzzzzzzzz DO IT @scamIikely https://t.co/86laecLwpV @breryyyy Ugh I knowwww
9/3
2020
615 is an appropriate bed time right @ASAPbitchface Okra 🥰
9/2
2020
@childish_rufino i knowwww i need 5 tho :( @breryyyy Ehhh kinda too far that’s 30 from me I live in boro! The search continues @velvtcre ily @velvtcre I’m a sucker for virgos what can I say @velvtcre Adam Sandler is my soul mateDoes anyone know of any gyms that’ll be opening at 5am instead of fuckin 7am???? Some of us gotta be at work by 830
9/1
2020
Watching Lords of Dogtown for the first time in like 13 years MUCH SIKED
8/31
2020
“Wieners” is just calling me https://t.co/YLWfH0CNdhdairy is the devil @velvtcre DUDE SAME
8/30
2020
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Retweeted by cynthia @scamIikely I already feel like shitjust had the worlds worst sushi. say a prayer for me
8/29
2020
America can’t be a real place, it’s impossible https://t.co/aGvuZg6KYS
Retweeted by cynthia @scamIikely goodbye HAHAHAH @scamIikely omfg
8/28
2020
@tinybathwitch LMAO don’t worry no babies here @velvtcre Heaven?what is it about seeing baby pictures of your man that instantly makes you wanna get pregnant ??????
8/27
2020
170 days in quarantine and I think I’m still sane 🤪 https://t.co/FEimTodHNN
Retweeted by cynthia @agirlnamednika LMFAOcan confirm that this is very accurate as I was the bully https://t.co/aKf2vRem8WI just watched a very tiny mouse cross the road
8/26
2020
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Retweeted by cynthia @SsssamanthaaMUA the weekend @breryyyy lmaooo literally. luckily for me i came to my senses and swiftly dumped him again a month later @kassienj16 gotta love it lmaoTimehop just reminded me that 2 years ago today I made the horrendous decision of getting back together with my ex lmao thanks a lotLike how can you not https://t.co/p7ohjUTcNONot that I’m ever getting married but scrolling through engagement rings on brilliant earth takes up way too much of my free time
8/24
2020
Kobe would have been 42 today. Happy Birthday Bean 💜💛 https://t.co/xqq2tnpqjS
Retweeted by cynthiaHAHAHAHAHA respectfully passing https://t.co/kmD7Wq0voxKobe would’ve been 42 today. Mamba forever. 💜💛 https://t.co/MvJQTOAFT2
Retweeted by cynthia @scamIikely Just waitDerek Jeter :’) https://t.co/WT1IHKwQEJ @emilyydesimone You know me so well.
8/23
2020
@emilyydesimone Dat ass > @kaythleng @ofc419 good looks thanks for the rec!!
8/22
2020
I need a lobster roll in my lifeGood. Save it for December when the White Walkers come for us in the 2020 season finale https://t.co/XimxnQ3xVN
Retweeted by cynthiai think it's fucked up that for the 2020s we didnt even get the roarin part like in the past we just went straight to the depression
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8/21
2020

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