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@ringernba Vegas in '91
4/6
2020
@jakey271 Yes.
3/28
2020
@TheMattSchantz Not really. But go to Google Books, punch in SPIN magazine, and virtually every issue is there.
3/22
2020
@Book_Fare Sorry.
3/20
2020
I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331. I also did the legal research: the… https://t.co/c9MX7yAlds
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3/12
2020
To write anything on the internet is an invitation to be misunderstood.
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3/10
2020
@GAverageClassy Thanks, man.
3/5
2020
. #MitchHedberg’s #Minnesota: The people and places that shaped the iconic comic https://t.co/xBxjdzcOxfhttps://t.co/4nzEHOFo9X
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3/4
2020
@Waking_Robots @ChrisRyan77 Thank you, Theodore Karateman.
2/21
2020
Good work, Young Andrew. https://t.co/3K4YgRAQKI
2/6
2020
@TheGameSheet I can’t really tell. I generally can’t notice something if I’m unaware of its existence. @TheGameSheet Not yet
1/31
2020
@TwoApostlesName @lapittenger It's a reference to SGT. PEPPER.
1/30
2020
Draymond Green with a deep, personal reflection on Kobe, parenting and what it must’ve been like in those final mom… https://t.co/cImWQJaDPc
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1/29
2020
@MrsVonDoom Thank you. I’m glad you liked it. @standingpolicy Thank you, man.
1/26
2020
@JoeChristiansun That’s pretty close, actually.
1/25
2020
@jonwurster The first time I heard “Eminence Front,” I thought they were saying “Living on the Bus,” and that it me… https://t.co/f66mzmRUFk
1/21
2020
@HoneyHamms32 Sundance @ChrisRyan77 @thewatchpod What a wonderful photograph.
1/17
2020
@jasprung Why does she think that?
1/14
2020
@luke_peacock I’d go with the latter. But give it some edge.
1/9
2019
@seebriansbrain Oh hey. Sorry about that.
12/31
2019
@DrewMAnderson The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead.
12/20
2019
@mollylambert Michael Anthony was part of the New Sincerity.
12/4
2019
Here's proof: https://t.co/BC8sbZqRdhSome personal news: Christmas exists. My book costs less than a high-end thermos. https://t.co/nLVEKDOSD1
11/27
2019
@slackjaw45 This is quite ... something!
11/26
2019
Some personal news ... https://t.co/cHMx1ZdPOl
11/22
2019
“Human beings evolved to gossip, preen, manipulate, and ostracize,” @JonHaidt and @TobiasRose write. That’s why the… https://t.co/wNZVPCYrnw
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11/12
2019
@TheMattSchantz Which one?
11/10
2019
Unfortunately, @CKlosterman had to cancel his appearance at the #pdxbookfest this afternoon. The Nowhere to Hide ev… https://t.co/FznS2OT60N
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11/9
2019
I will be at the Portland Book Festival this Saturday at 1:45 pm in the Brunish Theater (1111 SW Broadway). Also ap… https://t.co/IBuWbiJBAs
11/4
2019
@StevenStoeckle Yep, thanks.
10/28
2019
@realkeithkueny yeah, a lot of degenerates there. @realkeithkueny I appreciate that. Where did this happen? Which bar?
10/9
2019
@RaymondMaple Thank you very much.I think the big takeaway here is that there are between 600 and 2400 people in New England under the bizarre impres… https://t.co/QY0uxudxBf
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9/26
2019
Pretty good. Not bad. https://t.co/QmhxKNbCQX
9/18
2019
Mike Leach was in peak form on a Pac-12 mascot battle. Do Sun Devils have mythical powers? And if a Ute has a rif… https://t.co/2q6s7mnPwN
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9/17
2019
@mpamagmedia Thank you! @mpamagmedia Hey there. I have a research-related question for someone at your organization. What is the best way to contact you? @TBQuarterly @augusten Do the stories need to be about tacos?
9/13
2019
In Wyoming a tornado warning has been issued for a population of 1 person and we are not sure if that person is eve… https://t.co/BojoGAv8GW
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9/11
2019
In which I argue that @CKlosterman's new book of short fiction is "a record of one singular personality trying to f… https://t.co/3oTtvDrRgD
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9/3
2019
@harryh Email me your final thoughts. I would be interested. @harryh Not sure how to answer that question, Harry.
8/24
2019
For some reason my new book is currently selling for $11.12 in hardcover, which is somehow $14.88 less than the lis… https://t.co/ceOlCNqMS4
8/22
2019
@StoryBookHeart The psychologically humiliated opponent concedes a safety and jumped offside on one 2-pt conversion attempt.
8/19
2019
@CKlosterman your book is on my amazon wish list of important nonfiction books I would like to have on hand for my… https://t.co/ScvdwWjJkJ
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8/18
2019
@LaciLou77 Thanks.
8/15
2019
1933 film 'The Silver Cord' features scene of mother-in-law talking about photographing sons every 3-months as chil… https://t.co/sNERA3ymDg
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8/12
2019
Last one of these, at least for awhile: I’m in Cleveland tomorrow night (technically suburban Cleveland). 7 pm, fre… https://t.co/ldogKHlAYZ @Electrikpusha Oh, no problem. Sure.
8/11
2019
@dschauffer I guess I don’t think that is his image.
8/9
2019
Tonight at @ElliottBayBooks! Hear @CKlosterman read from his newest book and discuss the process behind it with… https://t.co/kAyYXIeQy5
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8/8
2019
@sparklejared @_DavidShields The main one downtown.This week ... Tuesday (Aug. 6), I will be at Powell's in PDX (7:30 pm) Thursday (Aug. 8), I will be at Elliott Bay… https://t.co/6gDf5WH5Sy
8/5
2019
@Takethisbread @BillSimmons That is indeed him. @nathanjolly Vollman, not Goldman
8/2
2019
@BigEasyTiger @HugoHouse @ElliottBayBooks @_DavidShields Vollmann @topherlundell @BillSimmons William VOLLMAN.
8/1
2019
Next Thursday, join our friends @ElliottBayBooks for an evening with @CKlosterman. He'll be discussing his latest s… https://t.co/YemTqhRwvT
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7/31
2019
Bizarre. https://t.co/9gUyBcAzsj
7/28
2019
.@CKlosterman is back with #RaisedInCaptivity, a collection of stories so true they had to be wrapped in fiction fo… https://t.co/s02yAoq7IG
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7/26
2019
@dexdad82 @SheaSerrano @BookPeople Oh, of course.Tonight at DIESEL, A Bookstore- Chuck Klosterman w/Sean Fennessey discusses & signs "Raised in Captivity" -… https://t.co/c7YRze5NvA
Retweeted by Chuck Klostermani’m gonna be at @BookPeople in austin tomorrow at 7PM with my hero @CKlosterman — come hangout — i couldn’t find a… https://t.co/8W1zzNqf7K
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7/23
2019
Events this week. All are free: Monday in SF @Booksmith (7 pm) Tuesday in LA at @Dieselbookstore with… https://t.co/UlFp2v2K3I
7/21
2019
My sincere apologies to all the librarians I have accidentally offended. That joke did not come off the way I intended. The error is mine. @JoelTscherne That mostly referred to the part-time bookstore employees.
7/18
2019
Thanks to everyone who was involved with this. Also, the dead bassists I forgot to mention were Phil Lynott, Lemmy,… https://t.co/2hqYzeJbm9 @mbcomn Monday. Booksmith.
7/17
2019
Tomorrow night (Wed.) I’m in Cambridge w/ Tom Perrotta. That event is free. On Thursday I’m in Milwaukee at Colect… https://t.co/J8ebQ3OaS2
7/16
2019
@Real_DanCapuano I can address this during the Q&A so that you can get credit. @RobynDeen I think so.Also (and I promise I won't keep doing this, because I know how annoying it is), here's a review of the book in TIM… https://t.co/RfLOsphgzTJust thought I should mention that this is still happening and there are still some tickets left. https://t.co/v8tCbuhx9a
7/15
2019
movie pitch: this exact headline without the first four words https://t.co/wBN4Vncwnv
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7/13
2019
Bestselling author @CKlosterman reads from and signs copies of his new story collection Raised in Captivity in conv… https://t.co/8wSZHu1MCY
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7/10
2019
@AmateurCinefile Of course.This is the only event I'm doing in New York. If you buy a ticket for this you also get the book. https://t.co/lXgrow8XhV
7/9
2019
I’ve got an earthquake kit. It’s a cyanide capsule. No way am I living in a world where all the people who told me… https://t.co/FDZHIqKlBe
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7/6
2019
“Be like Klay, read the news.” All buyers of @KlayThompson’s newspaper-themed sneakers this weekend will also get… https://t.co/OigiphRAmn
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7/2
2019
The link was busted on the previous tweet: https://t.co/LWmZyj23DRCITIZENS OF NEW YORK: We are giving away two free tickets (and assumedly two free books) to my July 16 event at… https://t.co/9uwyKfhRbF @mehpatrol Has this ever not been the case, in any location at any time? Is it already vest season?
7/1
2019
@brentmusburger Hey there. Thank you so much for contributing to the audio version of my book. I am shocked and ama… https://t.co/o5nYydSDHO @kurt_loder Hey there. Thanks so much for being on the audio version of my book. I'm extremely flattered you agreed… https://t.co/yyGTauN2JJ @HJBenjamin Hey there. Thank you so much for the recording you did for my book. I just heard a rough cut of the aud… https://t.co/FA3kKyDUld
6/28
2019
@TroyIvesdal Meanwhile, you kept a close eye on prospects who were really coming into their own.
6/21
2019
@DaemonKing1027 @SheaSerrano I misspoke. It’s actually in Austin.
6/16
2019
@stellathegreat If you end up buying the book twice, come see me at the reading. I will get your email address and… https://t.co/YaCwsOGas0 @stellathegreat So I can't do much here, since the bookstore's whole motive for holding the reading is to sell more… https://t.co/BwOW5iW1ve
6/14
2019
@stellathegreat Hmmm. Let me look into this ...
6/13
2019
@mzamike I misspoke. It’s actually in Austin.
6/12
2019
https://t.co/WEXTTjuwWxHere’s my new @NYTMag piece. It's about the biggest disaster in the history of the music business, which was hushed… https://t.co/U4QG5nMGsP
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6/11
2019
PRESALE ALERT: Get your tickets to see @CKlosterman live at Turner Hall Ballroom July 18th NOW with code BOSWELL »… https://t.co/bYKU9VO9NH
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6/6
2019
On this week's episode of #Libromania I spoke with @psahre, one of the world's foremost book cover designers. This… https://t.co/EypqZkBGWl
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5/31
2019

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