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@Bettie003 @TbunaSlave @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump Yes, Jared. 😂 @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump She’s starting to age like her mother, i.e. not gracefully. Both just get creepier with each passing day and crime.So... today I met my role model. What else can I say? @Malala
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @BasedCachanilla @Reuters Where do you think most drugs are made and, hence, the shortage, Senor Frog from one of D… @GinaSpadafori @davidcicilline Margarine or Crisco are even better choices for him. @davidcicilline @EmersonFan1 That’s what parents do to toddlers. @HoodlumRIP Better yet, I hear drinking bleach cures lung cancer and prevents coronavirus (aka “colds”). @56blackcat Mom pants.These young ladies aren’t just going to change the world one day. They already have. 😍
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @gtconway3d @soledadobrien It wasn’t a prediction; it was 72 years of precedent.
@Fahrenthold Funny how he ended up looking like the frog - body, face, and sitting position- only the frog is better dressed. @jukesgrrl @judybethy @Fahrenthold I remember the offensive (both culturally and aesthetically) uniforms: purple si… @IvankaTrump We’re all in awe of why you’re there and what this is costing us. @NikkiHaley @mauka_side @GreyhoundBus You’ll stop thinking it’s absurd when an agent pulls over Nimrata Randhawa for a random search.
@AndreiAndrei63 What happens when you stop scratching? 😉 @1980MiracleTeam @GoldenKnights @JimCraigUSA @MERUZIONE @OC_JACKOC @silkinetics @usahockey @NHLNetwork Every one of… @RawStory What miracle? Every member of Team '80 up there has let Russia defeat them. @azsweetheart013 @BernieSanders Amy hath angered the Bros. @BriHigh2 As a fellow Pisces, 5 years your senior, Happy Birthday, whippersnapper. Sorry the actual day wasn’t a go…
@mn_me @DonaldJTrumpJr ...or ever? @MarcusT23762392 @WSJ Without anyone willing to enforce it, it’s useless. @i_American3 @WSJ Corporations are socialist, communist, and/or left in your head? @DianeLoyd5 @WSJ We may have rights, but Corporate America has more rights, and they’re more important than ours are. @no_parallel @thancockMD @ds_wendy @WSJ @Google Exactly. De-identification is not often performed adequately, and e… @WSJ So, that whole “Don’t be evil” as a business plan has been abandoned. @dmoney_mast @WSJ Digitized records have been around long before Obama was even a Senator.
@bbcworldservice Seriously? This is how you frame equal rights, BBC?
@johnpavlovitz You definitely backed into your thesis there. @socalscootergal @Hope012015 Sleeves are hard for Einstein recipients and women of distinction.
@hardball @realDonaldTrump has never made it past #Chapter13
@s_vickman It sounds like he implied there were terrorists in the military w/his odd phrasing. @CallMeMisterD @HoarseWisperer Yup: 2am last call eyes. @JoanMBrenner1 @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump As is your comment. Can you imagine if either Hillary or Chelsea had done… @JoanMBrenner1 @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump Chelsea Clinton would never insert herself like this - and would never cons… @iorlandomoreno @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump None of them do. Even with 3 generations of money at this point, you'd thi… @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump Just like her step-mom, she can't figure out sleeves, so she just cut a hole out of some c… @bloggerpillai @BradleyWhitford Or as Bill Maher calls it: watching traffic. @JimKilbane That kid in the middle looks like he’s 8. 😢
@StormMela @56blackcat @nytopinion Not pledging him my fealty, just figuring out if he’s the teammate closest to th… @smc429 IKR? I’ve known people healthier than him who died in their 40s-60s.
@JimKilbane He can’t hide himself in his blankie coat in Florida, so he inexplicably carries a stack of newspapers… @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @IngrahamAngle He rolled or was rolled or he ate a roll? Did the IG report mislead invest… @birchfield_k @tonyclarke_1 @nytimes 2/2 Plus, every dog owner thinks their dog &/or tat breed is the smartest. Doe… @birchfield_k @tonyclarke_1 @nytimes 1/2 Don’t feed him. Notice he won’t state any breed he considers more intellig…
@AnneTrinh3 @BrianKarem @realDonaldTrump Or even where’s Melania’s boy? Seriously, has CPS done a welfare check on Barron recently? @JRehling I can’t see you, but I still know I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. @Maendy3 @TranslateRealDT @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS No, just from you. @DixieLand__Diva @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS ...have them shoot innocent children in the crossfire, or mistake them fo… @sean_antrim @Dantegigas1 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Facts rely on proof, not belief. Here’s proof she was a nude mod… @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Hence military school; he was even too horrible for Fred & Mary. However, they soon fi… @eugenegu @realDonaldTrump It may be the other way around. Donnie is easily-led, so long as he thinks the one leadi… @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Most Bernie Bros are #TrumpCult members- even the ones who don’t realize it. @IvankaTrump You’ve taken a lot of flights to the Middle East lately, at our expense, I might add. You’re supposedl… @IntotheCastle @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump It’s all show. #NYAG , #SDNY and the others have been in the same bed w… @Paul_VanDerMeer Republicans - especially the ones in the Senate - should stop being intellectually lazy and star-s… @realDonaldTrump X is possessive? @DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump He’s just going to a white house. In Kansas.
@ABKinSTL @BettyBowers His entire apartment in NY is nothing but reflective surfaces. Perhaps he can’t see his reflection. @dkxkee @BettyBowers I agree because he does his own hair & makeup. 😂 @BettyBowers @JosephM85032855 Maybe even he really hates himself. @RightWingWatch @TylerThaFox Let them drink silver.
@HoodlumRIP Don’t forget to pay them for the license fee for using the official title of their latest soon to be bankrupt enterprise.
@nytimes In the 3.5 years since the 2016 election, it has become horrifyingly apparent that the #US economy is based on blackmail. @DavidCornDC How does he still find fake beard stubble makeup, months after all the Halloween stores have closed? @CaslerNoel @IvankaTrump Every single Trump - including Donnie’s wives - always look awkward and uncomfortable. @realDonaldTrump Wimps always need to pay tough guys to protect them from the cool kids.
@rfhyde1 You love photos of Flag Code violations? @SBANYPD This is dangerously close - and possibly has crossed the line - to calling for violence against the mayor.… though @MikeBloomberg is not the candidate I’m currently backing, this is a FANTASTIC ad. It helps EVERY Democ…
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@h4y35 @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Under whose orders? We’ve already witnessed our system of checks & balances doe… saw this a lot in Houston. #TX has a huge #people problem. @PiperPerabo Your tweet could be prescient on 2 counts: she could follow you after 2024 or 2028. Seriously, you are… @LibsInAmerica She looks like every teenage glue-sniffer in my jr. high in the ‘70s.
@jwmkup @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Hi, John. Sorry for not being clear, but I would bet $ that he does it himself… you glad this photo exists? #orangeface #BaitATroll
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @robreiner @strchld269 Unfortunately, the umpires have been bribed to no longer enforce the rules, and we've been l… @jwmkup @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Because then someone would see how pale,frail, and bald he really is.Watch these lions, rescued from farm-bred hunting, touch grass for the very first time 💛💛💛 @dodo
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @photowhitehouse @realDonaldTrump Wait, you’re *serious* with this quote *and* that photo? 😂🤣 is a #pangolin and how could they be connected to #coronavirus transmission in China? @TorontoStar @dougquan
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @lisheness_jane @mcspocky The entire bottle. @iwilson80 @BradleyWhitford Oompa Loompas could at least sing and dance - and they made candy. 😉 @1DebbieMcCall @photowhitehouse @kjd_kimd63 @realDonaldTrump #Mooby @photowhitehouse @realDonaldTrump Proof that without his mother’s hairdo and glob of orange pancake makeup, he’s ju…
@biscuitsntrisc1 @HoarseWisperer ☝️☝️Both of the above are true! @Dori_TalkNation @mlcalderone Exactly. Every story then was told through a Trump lens. Hillary ahead? News would pu… @5eam0nk1e @blakesmustache Always have; always will. #SDNY had 75 years and thousands of opportunities to stop this…
@Netmeetme @safetylawyer1 How do you think he got the gig in the first place? @revmagdalen @PolitiBunny Because Trumpers are all the old villains from #ScoobyDoo who think they would be able to… @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump aka: How the Constitution was replaced by Page Six. @ALT_uscis Awaiting their spiked generic grape drink. @ax5050fox @SenatorDole @realDonaldTrump @POTUS 😂😂Ratings for Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech were down 21% from last year. Maybe it’s time to re-cast the lead?
Retweeted by [Redacted]🆘🕚🔱 @Debster_SoCal @realRichardRV @FAIRImmigration There you go, being all elitist. We like being #IdiotAmerica 😂 @IvankaTrump Donnie is an incoherent, ill-conceived factious fever.#China #wetmarkets #animalcrueltycausescoronavirus #coronavirus #AnimalCruelty #RhinoHorn #Stop @WajahatAli Hey, #GOP : if you had done the right thing, there would be no reason to fear him, because he’d be gone… @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump In what universe is Mitt Romney slick or stealthy? Donnie is so far gone, the flat ear…, twitter, you needed me to tell you about James O’Keefe? Where have you been the past 5-9 years?