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Klaren @clairecdowns Los Angeles, CA

writer, various mediums. bylines @bustle @ellemagazine @laist I also run a newsletter! https://t.co/jFBGDuJNww 🌹

3,950 Following   7,724 Followers   2,272 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/25/10


@abq161 BANKSY?the one I hated most was "Santa for President"in tonight's movie pitch session, the idea I had Brenden hated the most was "Humans go and live with gorillas to pr… https://t.co/d1geGd2xPQ @ABC7 do we have to wait for a "green" threat level to extend unemployment or?Also bummer: I wanted to see what a $3000 / month Studio looked like in 105 degree humidity after attending a “rat viewing”Fine. Then New Yorkers should have to abstain from Sugarfish, avocado toast, and moving to LA https://t.co/TUaXxHGg0A
7/2
2020
Well boys Lady Downs' Downtown Pinochle Cardroom has to once again close our doors. https://t.co/x4cfVQMiQo
Retweeted by Klarenlove to see us roll back to phase 1 and be told to "stay the fuck at home" with no round 2 stimulus, the end of ext… https://t.co/dUfMpaMsnBSomeone tell me they are gonna release the NBA snitching hotlineLeft: abolish the police Liberals: we’ll rename the Pentagon the Maya Angelou War Center
Retweeted by KlarenToday I am back in @clairecdowns newsletter making the case that NFL quarterbacks are as worthy of gossip & mockery… https://t.co/xkbAh6boCw
Retweeted by Klaren @noahpsychs It’s in San Diego so I guess it’s openWell boys Lady Downs' Downtown Pinochle Cardroom has to once again close our doors. https://t.co/x4cfVQMiQojust learned that the person who wrote the line "Argo Fuck Yourself" which is one of the worst lines in cinema history, went to HarvardFolks, ep 38 is up w/ my guest @clairecdowns. Claire is excellent, this was a joy. App links:… https://t.co/oya607LIni
Retweeted by KlarenPatch Adams at a Weed Dispensary??working on movie pitches and I literally said, "an alternate history where the government legalized weed and kept a… https://t.co/3mgZ6Bpqtg
7/1
2020
@drmattdambrosio Noted. See attached. @runolgarun Will do!Day job tip for office work that helped me through the years: On email, slack and text, you are a bot. Respond to… https://t.co/yBsShlQjTbJust called Jackie Goldberg! I hope she remembers all the strike support the people gave the LAUSD strike and her c… https://t.co/RDoOZ32zWJThis is because a book she hasn’t written yet is supposed to ship by tomorrow isn’t it https://t.co/z69HNEOlxe
Retweeted by Klarentomorrow @clairecdowns https://t.co/NQgrLsQ61y
Retweeted by Klarentoday! https://t.co/JDEkynVP6Xwriting ‘blm’ on a piece of printer paper and taping it inside the window of a brownstone that’s valued on zillow f… https://t.co/xpma3G8u4e
Retweeted by KlarenThis is TODAY at 4:00PM PT/ 7:00 ET. If you are a Black writer and are interested in learning about freelance writi… https://t.co/FW8qzoB246Marijuana dispensary @netacaremass sending anti-union letters to workers, fear mongering that "you lose your indivi… https://t.co/bL2T9l6Rjr
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6/30
2020
In all seriousness this is why you should join @DSA_LosAngeles #hollywoodlabor committee this is a way many crew ge… https://t.co/P5yT5mRk0zBetter than “the David O. Russell chair policy” which is if they’re not glued to the floor and you’re a woman they’re thrown at youWow didn’t know Nolan was my boss at the gastropub I worked at in college who always yelled at me “If you’ve got ti… https://t.co/tsjk74iWSlFIRST COW COMING TO DIGITAL ALERT https://t.co/HpKbFARGsV
Retweeted by Klarentoday! https://t.co/JIaLP2GvdV
6/29
2020
@fisackerly that's goodDid you get Martin Luther King, Jr. Day off at your job this year?one little shitty hollywood thing: never giving us MLK Day off, and then acting weird when asked if it's going to b… https://t.co/GNInN4VPqU @marieberd @brendengallager gorgeousI've been getting free signups for Going Downs all morning, most with Italian email addresses (.it) Have to believe… https://t.co/UhkuesIJTzI just got a PR email offering to "help write" a piece about how the Tiger King is a House DJ now. First of all, LO… https://t.co/1dzMo6w2K6
Retweeted by KlarenI understand completely. My husband can only eat “my fajita” with shredded cheese on it
Retweeted by KlarenI guess they never got that fajita cheese https://t.co/xlVFH9AdIvHappy Sunday everyone. It’s #WarriorNun week! Please check out and RT!! We premiere July 2nd everywhere ⁦@netflix⁩… https://t.co/gq5G5DbQLy
Retweeted by KlarenI understand completely. My husband can only eat “my fajita” with shredded cheese on ittelling my children this is how i bought drugs https://t.co/vv1y5k1Zho
Retweeted by Klaren @jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex Well?? It’s been hours. Did she get it? Update us pleaseThe feeling when the wife needs shredded cheese for her fajitas. https://t.co/wEZokafAh0
Retweeted by Klaren @jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex Hello darkness my old friend.... https://t.co/fodn2GKP38
Retweeted by Klaren @ChrisDieman I believe in you
6/28
2020
Evergreen tweet 👇🏼 https://t.co/9ePBRPT2cR
Retweeted by Klaren @wings4wheelz It’s very quiet and financial stable!!My husband told me to delete this. I’m not.With drugs and not having children https://t.co/knqsWV9qOU
6/27
2020
Wow the police really think the rules just don’t apply to them. And they don’t care if they get us sick either. https://t.co/0kWKyar23n
Retweeted by Klaren @messily Lol no I felt I was being harsh @messily Of course. Right now at $280K per kid without private school spread out over 18 years it just seems like a… https://t.co/IQjBYiMmgs @elinashatkin Deleted my tweets cause I felt too harsh lol @caitiedelaney Having a child in America costs $280,000 now without private school. PER KID. Lol this man is twisted about privilegetoday @hotandrichshow deep dive into Jessica Chastain's reality tv show audition videos? @Joannahausmann 's sketche… https://t.co/Zoxh4Vri0Dheat them on the stove instead, that way they won't be cold in the center https://t.co/MsObEYk3fSreal live / animated https://t.co/Jxbkkg7TlV
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6/26
2020
What's that? Nugget the pug also told me he wants to DEFUND THE POLICE, FIRE CHIEF MOORE and ELECT @nithyavraman! https://t.co/38ihm38b7J @johnapurcell @brendengallager love a themeRecommendations for movers in Los Angeles, please! :) Staying in LA, @brendengallager just found a cool new spot. @brendengallager Special shout out to @TheDreaClark and @thecrazypman who helped in this researchThis is next Tuesday 6/30 at 4:00PM PT. If you would like to join, please let me know and I will forward you the Zo… https://t.co/X6VEK96Clz
Retweeted by KlarenJust realized that I don't think I could name a single person/group who won either America's Got Talent or The Voicewell well well, @brendengallager and I called this 2 weeks ago in my newsletter Going Downs! https://t.co/cQUpDT8koa https://t.co/DgoTvlTjma @TheDreaClark Your superpowers were used for good today thank you lol @TheDreaClark Lol got it @thecrazypman Lol cool! @akaFruitSnacks @mollytaft LolThis is bad and all but...what’s the “fellow” business Lance owns?? https://t.co/9Ea6seI9Ck @brendengallager When you literally quote Bernie but don’t credit
6/25
2020
@TaylorLorenz Devin would benefit from a few some acting classes the performances just aren’t there @TheTorrie He’s a big one! Lammele theaters @andrewgutin Ruth Hiatt seems cool @MMonticolo There’s too much! If you dm me more specific numbers @TheTorrie https://t.co/z0ukzjpHEo @andrewgutin https://t.co/0jE8d1thAL @fisackerly I think so? It has Beverly HillsI obvi love Hollywood history so I impulse bought this crazy book. It has every LA address with any micro significa… https://t.co/7hPMAIf4PT @HipHopeAlive Read answer above sweetie @RobertFreedomSC My health issues at the time from a medical emergency prevented me from working there for longer t… https://t.co/tah29zJXwh @RobertFreedomSC Actually, we had a meeting to discuss it and were shot down by upper management. I was a 22 year o… https://t.co/9RonCcMkr3 @abbijacobson worked there too! @darahdancasta lol thank youi found a reddit post with every Coen Brothers script for download https://t.co/bDqvyvoFkitoday's newsletter! https://t.co/ysR6GBPllYHere. We. Are. The race may not be over yet, but tonight, solidarity has triumphed. ✊🏾🌹 https://t.co/9rDwXeQRh3
Retweeted by KlarenI live for this real-time "never meet your heroes" that's unfolding on this account. https://t.co/h6ObygtzNwWorked at Anthropologie this article gets to the heart of the place’s racism towards Black shoppers. Everything in… https://t.co/rNRfwdYkNb @schane_flowers Lol yeah it’s that! @weepinggold We love to see it
6/24
2020
@MF_return sigh @hdrewblackburn it's summer what can i say, the tea gets iced#SaveThePostOffice https://t.co/WXHoWe3LW1 @artiekaytoo correct @badgalrelrel it's a case for Bland Anonymous @fisackerly stays on your report for up to 3 years :( @fisackerly when other people check it, it's called a hard inquiry :( and it makes your credit sink 1-10 points @mollytaft hard inquiries should NOT be used for landlord credit checks. period.
6/23
2020

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