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Claude Brodesser-Akner @ClaudeBrodesser New Jersey, sometimes Brooklyn

Star-Ledger, KCRW alum developing podcast re: the US Navy's UFO encounters. Secure contact: Signal, or encrypted email using PGP: https://t.co/h5sHgONpOk

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Joined Twitter 3/16/09


The starship USS Enterprise and its crew have so many very very close calls that statistically it seems like the le… https://t.co/51eHrXRbf0
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerMichael Flynn has now pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI before two different judges, publicly pledged to God he’d… https://t.co/V0j0n8VbwW
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThe pardon power should not feel like this: https://t.co/b6RE5MoH8U
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerAnd there you have it. 2020 produces another unexplained monolith. https://t.co/y5TIWAedLi
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerWhat’s happening? What’s happening is the fucking leaf blowers. ...SORRY! I SAID, “WHAT’S HAPPENING IS THE FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS!”Previous architectural plans call for “a 24k sq ft minimalist pavilion w/ seven bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, a bowling a… https://t.co/lgOuZ9FaQT @bladepope https://t.co/do73ZyH0RC @ivamarie Let’s not throw the word “butter” around so cavalierly. We aren’t truly sure what the substance is made o… https://t.co/NeymErPSYb @CillizzaCNN And as a further public service to improve y’all’s night... https://t.co/iGPRzRwPXlhttps://t.co/usAKraEdY8
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThis was also a plot point in M. Night Shyamalan’s “Signs” can I be head of the Trump coronavirus task force now?… https://t.co/Y6t4g0YDng“However, when Trump eventually gave up his baseless accusations of voter fraud, allowing the Biden Administration… https://t.co/XXT8CRglDoTonight journalists confirmed Trump is contemplating blanket pardons for his children, and discovered DOJ is invest… https://t.co/3WJkWfE1Se
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThe latest IRE Journal out this week features an article on how @LindyWa and I reported on the COVID outbreak at tw… https://t.co/5Q1qWvVD5x
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @guywelch2000 “Elroy....Elroy....Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face.” https://t.co/Lew8EilNDGRegarding the Spotify year in review, yes, my wife and I share an account and, no, I have no plans to stop streamin… https://t.co/x2LujGdw7PThis should not be missed. https://t.co/FObFrwGpDu @stuloeser https://t.co/IRDTNw8q6L @ivamarie Don’t worry — the chilis will still be there in May. Literally, I mean, precisely those chilis will still be there.All you motherf*ckers rolling coal in front of my Chevy Volt on the I-95 get ready to eat it. https://t.co/pSBZqWiBeg“is” 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/ajZdVE9nSMis matt gaetz becoming butt-head? https://t.co/nATF6Oo3e5
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @snietomunoz I was kidding! Yikes!Serious question: Can Trump pardon his entire administration preemptively? https://t.co/Ucn1vLcY6mAs I explained to the Gap, I already have three pairs of pants, so I'm all set for next decade or so. I think this… https://t.co/7TYLojfgWF
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @DevinGordonX It’s almost as if by trumpeting baseless accusations over and over they’ve eroded trust in an elector… https://t.co/Ob3IzVrNhp
12/2
2020
Fox News’ Ingraham tonight floated possibility that perhaps Biden kicked his dog, then says she hopes it’s not true. https://t.co/5x5Jw8VvwQ
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerWithout proof that there’s no proof, how can we be certain there’s no proof? https://t.co/9eT3PpwBOpPer my NBC News colleagues: Trump may announce for 2024 on inauguration day. Either way, he won't attend the inaug… https://t.co/mfIoIXJlNh
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @snietomunoz Speaking as one of your friends, your friends suck. @katehinds https://t.co/qeSGe7fLygPaging Sammy the Seal, red courtesy phone. Mr. Seal...red courtesy phone. ☎️ 🦭 https://t.co/zU8gf7bkqq“study also showed that the likelihood of contracting the virus decreased by about 40% among people who reported al… https://t.co/6rW1S6M3Yw
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @J_Schneider @johndshabe @snietomunoz 👇 https://t.co/fqZFyHLu9H @johndshabe @snietomunoz Question: Why call it “outdoor dining” when there’s 4 walls and a roof? Isn’t 4 walls & a… https://t.co/OmshIGZOQl"A radiologist with no previous experience fighting infectious disease, Atlas joined the White House in August afte… https://t.co/hJHg9Lu0ob
12/1
2020
@BFlanaganNJ https://t.co/IHh887eSMr @stuloeser https://t.co/2g2JaNcyKqThis resistance to a transfer of power has no parallel in the modern history of the Nation. https://t.co/UA66nJFrAE
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @heybonanos @theygotemma Mmmmh....my brain you can eat!A statement from Brian Kemp’s daughter https://t.co/ycmwuVTfJk
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThis was true in the ‘70s also, when this weird requirement scared the shit out of me. 🎅 🚫 https://t.co/19T0TRnOTV @johndshabe “PollHype” possibly the best oxymoron of all time, up there with “MedicinePlacebo” and “ParachuteCutler… https://t.co/lpd6riT4dF @LamarEsq @johndshabe They haven’t built a prison that could hold him back from a 🐿 @johndshabe That sounds AMAZING.This is a wild story about a man whose life was upended because a detective came across his photo on Facebook and h… https://t.co/TB6VL0N2nY
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @TracieHunte Dude I thought the exact same. “It will be high theater.” I am trying to imagine those words clearing… https://t.co/CybZYW0m3hIt is continually amazing how readily some people of faith are willing to take everything about elections also on f… https://t.co/LXDMaCUsp6 @realDonaldTrump THIS, as the President says, "says it all": 2-minutes of pure gold from Sacha Baron Cohen: “Volt… https://t.co/x96fql3c6v
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner“Downplay riots” smh https://t.co/LXA1MlYKDW @Luccas77 @taffyakner “You’re going the wrong way!” https://t.co/FtfOEOfndv#KaliefBrowder was held at the Rikers Island jail complex, without trial, for allegedly stealing a backpack. https://t.co/py9RBbKBz0
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerTruth https://t.co/DY2CDfMfzdBefore anyone makes some ageist remarks I have literally done this last year with a golden doodle and I am half his… https://t.co/I6YQtqXvt2 @yashar Why not Andy Byford for heaven’s sake? Can we get some mass transit and light rail up in here?most rural black americans live in the black belt, which is in an environmental crisis unheard of in the developed… https://t.co/jXrENR5VPf
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerIt’s radish-ulous. 🥗 https://t.co/fzJHLgX9vM @bumperdejesus I would pay money to see what happens to you at Jamba Juice.
11/30
2020
Teeth grinding? That’s so weird. No one I know is grinding their teeth due to unrelenting stress. https://t.co/J83BV11Vzc @terrencemcd And so close to beautiful Trenton!
11/29
2020
This is a guy who showed up to debate Hillary Clinton with Juanita Broaddrick and Paula Jones in tow, so not totall… https://t.co/zLlSVGb9QeBOOMERANG: Trump’s pardon strategy of buying the silence of others to protect himself after his presidency could ba… https://t.co/xCZ3GL0o50
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerChristmas tree bike-jousting should be a thing. 🎄 🚴 🏙 https://t.co/L4urhSEgadGorgeous https://t.co/1ZqHYpxpOC
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerBurying the lede: Icelanders who give each other clothing for Christmas are horrible people. https://t.co/Nir03YHcBkAnd from me, a criminal grand jury is reviewing records related to a Democratic power broker's health contracts wit… https://t.co/AK69cvuAGs
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerRapidly approaching 2014-15 NY Knicks level of losses. https://t.co/thdQg06VsfI have a a Chuck Close joke but it’s pointless. https://t.co/UHDcyr07hW @spsullivan You’re playing 3 dimensional chess now.
11/28
2020
Reincarnation is a thing, ma’am... https://t.co/AcLnXEMyBE https://t.co/pbxNp1Oe0XFrosted mini tweets. https://t.co/Kv54cs9AG4 @BrigidforSJ But nylon is okay? Chemical imbalance!https://t.co/teyGnoeQUTThe chief counsel of the RNC refutes the lie about the number of PA mail ballots spread by Rudy Giuliani. https://t.co/1WnsucghV3
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerPeak corona. https://t.co/0RSP11oGQf @johndshabe She’s dead, Jim. https://t.co/U4MZusSczdIf you think Trump couldn’t run as an outsider again in ‘24, just watch this 2000 presser w/ Gov. Jesse Ventura @ 4… https://t.co/qzWW5mm7xSThe nation clearly has eczema. https://t.co/0S5niogeamhttps://t.co/U87g7NV6mS https://t.co/vbsxMIEXon @ohheyjenna Far be it for me to judge but 800 kids seems like a lot. Your sis is one heckuva of a brave woman.
11/27
2020
@KatrinaNation Or a Dawn Jones? https://t.co/D9AXMNnarVThis is one of the best and most accessible economic stories I’ve read in 2020. You shouldn’t miss it — even if you… https://t.co/cGVzKMthPQ
11/26
2020
@terrencemcd https://t.co/cTX0yfvnQKJust. Watch. https://t.co/NmYVqmfSUvIt’s official! Yesterday evening I carried out my duty to sign Certificates of Ascertainment recognizing a slate of… https://t.co/hWqyjURZSt
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerSome personal news: New novel coming next year, sequel to @TheHellfireClub. This one takes place in Hollywood in 19… https://t.co/H0LuIZx8cU
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @johndshabe Is there any other way to read it?An important distinction: "Should Trump be prosecuted?" is separate question from "Should Trump be investigated?"
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThis game will kill me. https://t.co/YrUkBLKrCrAttorney General William Barr, knowing full well Trump is on his way out, is still scheduling executions of death r… https://t.co/lyzXaFqzUHMahwah be like, “Wow, no thank you.” https://t.co/6JuIm19aKVThat’s not even how you spell “combating,” bruh. https://t.co/Jb3MOwwQCSRemember that fondue pot you got those people? Well they fucking hated it. https://t.co/xm9XvUvAiUThe Michael Myers Collection https://t.co/ZuoDRnm1WP
11/24
2020
Shouldn’t it be “raisinettes”?Couldn’t agree more. I now work on my podcast from the same uninsulated meat locker of an add-on room that my wife… https://t.co/Fq7lglyHgT
11/23
2020
@The_ItAlien @zora Yes @kaitlancollins Amazing how he went from prepping POTUS for the debates to criticizing the legal team. Post-Covid clarity.
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerIs there anyone directing these lawyers? Like, a person they work for who could end this right now? https://t.co/fTLU17nbuN
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @jaykayokay2020 @maina2013 @JakeSherman @KLoeffler “Any sign...any sign at all.”
11/22
2020

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