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Claude Brodesser-Akner @ClaudeBrodesser New Jersey, sometimes Brooklyn

Star-Ledger, KCRW alum developing podcast re: the US Navy's UFO encounters. Secure contact: Signal, or encrypted email using PGP: https://t.co/Y47scSQ7yr

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Joined Twitter 3/16/09


Did you read that @VICE article from @dsotis that reveals private company @navcanada is sitting on #UAP information… https://t.co/3UbbluIJAD
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7/30
2021
Imagine if the NFL went after traumatic brain injury with the same zeal... https://t.co/2u1gEkh62YNice "law enforcement" license plates on this car with an expired @nysdmv registration that was parked illegally in… https://t.co/FEGWGsLmRL
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerFascinating example of the state not following its own law meddling in Israeli affairs and finding ways not to. https://t.co/XvbEHnShA8
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7/23
2021
I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/kRzYeFbWRy @stevehfoerster @kairyssdal Sure, but the spending happens earlier in the congressional process - the debt ceiling… https://t.co/n1YDdaCdrQ
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7/21
2021
👀 https://t.co/qUuPWoNor3 @redhorse71 @jdickerson @Kodak The hills were alive with the sound of music?Please fill in the sentence before. I’ll go first: “My dog came back a cat. Other than that, the grooming itself w… https://t.co/QNO6mnCxfC
7/16
2021
🧻 👀 https://t.co/wuPacxa0sGI just KNEW this was gonna happen… https://t.co/QYXHe9f2R0👀 https://t.co/qjGcQuYPox
7/14
2021
Feeling dragée. https://t.co/g1Ai9vHl8l
7/7
2021
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7/2
2021
@lizzieohreally Please let’s don’t tweet — it could be the last milliwatt that sends us careening into inky blackness forever!You have washed, dried and folded the laundry. Only the unsorted and unpaired socks remain now. Your reaction is
6/30
2021
@danielleiat Flushing a massively Asian population, my guess? Almost 70 percent (!) Asian, mostly Chinese, but also… https://t.co/Xj6lO6irbh👀 https://t.co/gfflcpUKXZ
6/19
2021
Strong “David Got With Phoebe and Didn’t Stay With Rachel” energy in this HBO Max publicity still. 👇 https://t.co/wS4hMSbwpr @terrencemcd Cuke gonna puke 🤢 https://t.co/vPd9JUrzhwSurprise mutha fuckas! https://t.co/xbaQ0FmGOk
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @terrencemcd “Add sherry cream & salt” 👀Peak @WNYC https://t.co/ecWtjRbwtQWhat are you waiting 5? https://t.co/m2H2sAWdw9
6/16
2021
Failure of any NYC mayoral candidate —regardless of party— to find the cat should be instantly disqualifying of the… https://t.co/TZMnC92IfK
6/11
2021
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6/9
2021
@samjsutton 💭 🐕 “The world’s biggest dog is growling out there. We are all going to die, man.” @mosenkis She: “What’s for dinner tonight, hun? I’m starving!” Me: “You’re in luck, because I made your favorite: ...Ice!”
6/8
2021
👀 https://t.co/YJq7a7pUx7 @johndshabe 2026My Uber driver right now is “Look Ma! No hands!” Doug, but if you think I am going to say something and jeopardize… https://t.co/H0FsetiJ0YSure; watch me whip, but you may not watch me https://t.co/Ikpn5q0B05
6/7
2021
👀 https://t.co/K0deKx29jm @jdickerson Riking? Beading?If you’d like to know what it’s like to pack up your house to move to NYC while you still have 2 kids living in it,… https://t.co/LhpKgQDJgmVaccines work. As Vermont closes in on 80% of our 12+ population vaccinated, there are just 3 people hospitalized… https://t.co/A2rJiqYjXo
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6/3
2021
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6/2
2021
@gabrielroth Jumanji: The Next Level is totally enjoyable, despite every instinct to the contrary.Cheesy. https://t.co/MTAFyQRRkrNot kosher https://t.co/tAL7aQAVft
5/30
2021
.@DJJudd notes this will be the 5th time Pres. Biden has ordered the flags to half staff in the wake of a mass shoo… https://t.co/LqaVepevTu
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerNew Jersey corollary: respectfully: bro neutrally: brah disrespectfully: bruh https://t.co/pjV499ENkerespectfully: yeah neutrally: yea disrespectfully: ya
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerThe ultimate law & order president. https://t.co/9pveNwzroKNEW: 9 legal scholars describe how Trump could theoretically run for president and govern the country from prison -… https://t.co/NFjZIN3Wao
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerArs gratia partis https://t.co/Sw6yesT90xAmazon prime. https://t.co/Yrqs4DUqNV
5/26
2021
In ‘64 Republicans were set to overwhelmingly endorse Barry Goldwater—on a far-right, extremist platform. Gov. Nel… https://t.co/WpoDD3SKPg
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerBig 🙌 https://t.co/HtAQdweeIiIs there a way to block all sports references on Twitter? Asking for my 👀/🧠
5/25
2021
@huttopian Sounds like a fish story to me.
5/23
2021
@heybonanos Hearing talk Calvin Klein may bottle & market as “CK No. 1” @carriemelago Jesus, is it poisonous, too? It looks like it was designed in a lab to injure sleepy parents.
5/22
2021
@amywilson They are not. No potatoes can be involved with self care. I say this as a former potato user. @petegenovese Colman’s or death.A state known for disco fries 💃 🍟 🕺 cannot have a month dedicated to self-care https://t.co/Jgc3pEIGumSerious question: If Trump goes to prison, would he still be entitled to get secret service protection in there? https://t.co/7EwZmzMvPz
5/21
2021
Idea: Jewish punk band name: The Oy-stersAin’t happening https://t.co/fabUBjUU8i
5/20
2021
Bonanos 2024 https://t.co/YqA3qf3NyD“It would be inaccurate to call Greenberg pond scum, because he doesn’t live in a pond...” Lord, how I do love rea… https://t.co/Mfpy8B0bLu
5/19
2021
It’s kind of fucked up that the royal family is covered as “entertainment.” https://t.co/BPuyhYA98a @markyarm Pepper in some fun! https://t.co/7ZMOflZm2uI like the guy who stops halfway down the ramp and is like, “Wait. What’ve I been DOING with my LIFE?!” https://t.co/UPwTQLjH8T @johndshabe To feel EVEN ANGRIER! Related: “The lib media has been totally ignoring this story!” emails, with rel… https://t.co/GEYbLgJlMk @juanmelli The dominoes effect"We're not trying to win any popularity contests," says area man running for re-election, a literal popularity contest.
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerJust watched the Dem mayoral debate on @NY1 There’s no reason why the whole thing shouldn’t have been moderated by… https://t.co/JkQ7WhpU1j
5/15
2021
Wacko https://t.co/6PXCD3B7Jg
5/13
2021
If I were to “casually end up in the Maldives,” I would totally let someone strap me to a Chinese rocket. I mean, I… https://t.co/HYmx1QMYsLHer case is prime example of why CBP should NEVER have kids in their custody. HHS should co-locate at ports of entr… https://t.co/Pp2YICF9Pt
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerDuring consulta after the presentation she explained that when CBP took the phone she begged to have it back so she… https://t.co/GM5Gzc8otO
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner“You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour, and you will have war.” Winston Church… https://t.co/pCl60eXJLk
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner[Crosses off “Houston” from places ever to be lived in] https://t.co/BBCEmxKzZMPleeeeeeeeease? https://t.co/4jAnnl8QwN
5/11
2021
O, if only New Jersey wasn’t a landlocked desert state without access to the beautiful Atlantic Ocean and its prist… https://t.co/l4I7aDC7gHBuilding Bennifer Back Better
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-AknerShe: “You’re Leo DiCaprio, aren’t you?” https://t.co/5IGulDrKaY @johndshabe Basco plumbing 🪠 — the best. DM’ing you # @amywilson “Sauces” ...plural? 🤢I’m pretty sure we are starring in a C.H.U.D. remake https://t.co/AhPsYKHlAg @tball You look like you’re looking for the off switch. 😂
5/10
2021
Shocking but not surprising https://t.co/1EI1grjymJ“I See You Made An Effort” 👇 @LAGurwitch https://t.co/KsWV5Uh8hfAerosol scientists kept telling me that plexiglass barriers might be making things *worse* by blocking ventilation.… https://t.co/VyVIpXYy2s
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner @gabrielroth For years I was with you on this but then I had kids and heard John Lithgow sing this song and I got a… https://t.co/ftfRrCsmwZ
5/8
2021
That’s funny, because Jamie Dimon didn’t give working people an itemized list of the school districts, public hospi… https://t.co/QEBFqNi6rF
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5/7
2021
So let me get this straight: We have a Strategic Petroleum Reserve but no Strategic Pasta Water Reserve?Attorney for Capitol defendant Anthony Antonio said his client had “Foxitus” and “Foxmania” from watching six month… https://t.co/AnNfgaVEOF
Retweeted by Claude Brodesser-Akner“Don’t be finessed into giving your private information to the man”? https://t.co/LzlGw9fJgE https://t.co/6Du1I4HawhAs my wife is fond of saying, what’s down there is none of our business. https://t.co/1X6zqLTFnE⏱ go! https://t.co/Q7OwuuIQiaGo home, Liz🦎, you’re drunk. https://t.co/9kTIXI2ld5Pretty sure this was the plot line to Tom Hooper’s CATS all along and we are only now seeing it. https://t.co/LyCuzYH1N9
5/6
2021
“I’ll never forget what a golden doodle once said to me: ‘Sir, thank you for valuing me for my industriousness in f… https://t.co/LcJkZOVfUoThis is no “pootine.” https://t.co/i3jGGcEEEZ @mekosoff Your team has a discreet charm to it! @johndshabe ...on a bagel = a villain, not a sidekick @LEBassett It’s like serving a Twinkie with hollandaise sauce. You had me at crème filling!Rep. Liz Cheney has told people her leadership post isn't worth keeping if she has to lie about the election result… https://t.co/k0xNEKhdpD
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5/5
2021

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