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johnny utah @clowndaddie Philadelphia, PA

why am I crying in the back of the club right now

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Joined Twitter 8/27/14


why my xbox360 get so hot? not that hot outside because fall is here i want a hot day it raining a lot of places th… https://t.co/XI6dMy367S @donato_pignetti but did you dieI am holding @clowndaddie hostage. If any of you want him back, you’re gonna have to hit that NAE NAE 👋 \ 😂… https://t.co/PN3Nfbd4fF
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4/22
2018
@kevinkrauterxo he perfectly represents an old version of every person i knowIf your husband has Facebook, set this as your status. If he doesn't comment in thirty minutes you get to peg that… https://t.co/2TWG4q08M1 @Depressed_THOT im tryna millie rock rn
4/21
2018
@goddamnimrich WHAT @JGBasile thats what im saying george why are they pressing me when i am sick @SHRUG_EMOTlCON ya but ya dont @JGBasile i shoulda repped some hatch gearmoved to philly and my landlord didn’t say shit about this in the lease https://t.co/N93qMZTzQi
4/20
2018
kombucha taste like someone gurgled ginger and then laughed and you drank what ran outta their nose @donato_pignetti next time you or g schedule a uh um hmm "sesh" and we dont end up doing it whoever said the time a… https://t.co/Z5FHht4Fsp @donato_pignetti donato shutup and go eat ketchupguys..i have taken a dna test and it’s official... I I M M F U U C C K… https://t.co/w9K4x6KbOx
4/18
2018
@J2tellem holy. fucking. shit. @Angel_lips_666 ya mcm hates b sprouts @Angel_lips_666 uhhh brussels sprouts are fucking OP. sautéed in a pan with butter and a lil salt n pepper oh my god momma fuck me up @tastymask sounds good enough for me cap @hotmakeupgirl69 i feel like u monica but like not an annoying lil dweeb like she is @Depressed_THOT dont call me bedroom pop... call me dickassher : I didn’t find no hair on your shirt!! me : so??? her : who is the bald bitch u r fucking ! !
4/17
2018
@BrianSeidman im game always @BrianSeidman i come here u move away. come home please and thank you @BrianSeidman yo i literally LOVE it tho. i love the fakeness of it all brian @BrianSeidman curious cat is the funnest thing i have ever decided to do if you have thick skin please make an acco… https://t.co/XCjE1qXO7e @onlinebisexual LMAO you are a real one @terryhintzfan just making sure i didnt overeact lmao @terryhintzfan isnt this like, kind of fucked up? lol @erikphillips94 good ole paulie @yarkyaylor yo thank you so much! @neny_ worse has happened to me so honestly probably. if she is a decent human being and has the ability to do a di… https://t.co/aBEkZtga36 @axesteeI thank you !!! @nadirbliss YO i love you too brother hope to see you up here soonme after learning jacob sartorius cheated on millie bobby brown https://t.co/gFeDQbgNiy @exracer03 ty friend!! @lilxslime ty! @cowboy_moonbeam couple here couple there :) @cowboy_moonbeam i cant remember i a dream i have had in the last 11 years @cowboy_moonbeam the fact that you had active thoughts of the sandlot movie plot in your dreams baffles me more than me dying
4/16
2018
@JustinDeener @erikphillips94 nope
4/13
2018
The year is 1862. In the heat of the civil war, Lt. Samuel L. Jackson decides to found one of the single greatest c… https://t.co/Q4lQvPAdUO
4/12
2018
On god today fucking sucked I got struck by lightning and switched bodies with a 16 year old SoundCloud rapper then… https://t.co/2gGVOc1zv6 @babbyvietcong holy shit @Kegzabeer im sorry.・ 。 🍝∴。  ・゚*。🍝・   ・ *゚。   *   ・ ゚*。・゚🍝。    🍝・。°*. ゚   ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。🍝。🍝 ・   * 🍝 。・゚*.。      * 🍝 ゚・。 * 。… https://t.co/zrlYZ8Ihim
4/10
2018
@erikphillips94 Yikes that ain’t cool
4/8
2018
Let’s be honest Karl Marx and imagine dragon are literally the same thing
4/7
2018
@pokedex They burn me legsMight delete later 😂😩 was feeling kinda cute !!! 🤫👏🏻 https://t.co/8COoMj5dOm
4/4
2018
Your mcm says “no homo” after he hugs his dad @ellisuhhh Ellisa this is even better the second time
4/3
2018
Yo what’s up my names dave! I’m a crust punk against capitalism and also a barista but when I’m at work sticking it… https://t.co/UfatXD4OMj
4/2
2018
@tort_tweets Yo. @altWolfe I do it for the leftme at 22: yo does anyone have poppers and a cardboard cutout of Gumby that I can borrow? a british naval officer i… https://t.co/KkuAD215Sl @SHRUG_EMOTlCON No idea I’m on the train back to billy rnIf ya ever see somebody in a mom jean/ dad hat outfit just ask yourself : Are they in a bad band or are they just 2… https://t.co/6ZirpzSVf2 @mollydrag Oh mandy* @mollydrag Good record not as inspirational to my heart as the songs oh many and japan is an island off that record @mollydrag Yo... japan is an island. Right now. YouTube it @mollydrag 2006 spinto band recordHappy easter y’all. Spoiler alert : Jesus was a pussy and was actually “nailed” to the cross with silly bandz. Not… https://t.co/Pmt4m3Go4P
4/1
2018
Can y’all believe 2006 was 37 years ago... fuck man I feel old
3/30
2018
Dayna actually went to a drake bell show after sending him nudes and actually managed to Fuck him. I can’t believe it
3/28
2018
Yo sorry for not tweeting for 5 days I was taken into custody for my Ray Romano tweet. They thought I was going to… https://t.co/GJ7HNVSyYi
3/27
2018
@hotmakeupgirl69 🍝🍰🤤🍰 Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
3/21
2018
@xzibit @LapIante @cowboy_moonbeamme after hearing someone play the zoey 101 intro in my house https://t.co/dpUkcjQvMP
3/20
2018
@erikphillips94 yupI love how music takes you away to another place. Kinda like how Hobo Johnson is playing in this chipotle so now I'… https://t.co/aCrBHWl6jf
3/19
2018
A 19 yr old pizza delivery boy helped save a mans life by performing CPR on a customer who was turning blue outside… https://t.co/g338S2hNX3 @hikikohoney I care about my skin??Guess what I’m eating?.. Skin tags!!!
3/18
2018
everybody’s first time smoking weed https://t.co/2yiKXI1IUg
3/16
2018
@limpbizkit420 It’s your dream come true @kindredquenched A true throwback, thank you for listening
3/15
2018
@kennedychamblee @donato_pignetti It’s my favorite image I have ever sent
3/14
2018

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