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johnny utah @clowndaddie Philadelphia, PA

Rated 2/10 stars by Pitchfork for being a terrible artist

1,336 Following   5,547 Followers   3,440 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/27/14


@deli_booze https://t.co/D8M4kH17tkIf you go on twitter to complain about your problems you deserve to be bullied @JGBasile Oh my god the Italian seasoning @katzuoso This @cranberries When and where
1/19
2019
@SJSchauer Sarah nooooo @camp_swim WAY tooBen Shapiro. Baby Hitler. 🤝 @reynolds_mila V soon @r_i_n_g_p_o_p I would say yes but I’m about to sleep bc I gotta be up at 5:30 am lmao
1/18
2019
Going stupid rn https://t.co/StfYU8W7rY @serenecoda 😈 @serenecoda Facts. We do it better @FAM1LYREUNION 😔😔😔
1/17
2019
@SJSchauer @SarahSchauer Your checkmark would go bye bye tho
1/16
2019
@mitchysuch Manyhttps://t.co/xJwcUeEkLo
1/15
2019
@DonnyElectric Yo I knew it
1/14
2019
Can’t believe hobo Johnson and Clairo are playing the super bowl halftime show @GEORGEYdotCOM 🤭 @macabremaya Spicy pee pee @jordananye Those are exactly the words I used I’m blown away @jordananye Needs something that’s forsureI’ve never sucked dick before but I feel like taste wise it prolly needs something.
1/13
2019
If you wouldn’t listen to an artist bc they are trans please unfollow me and stop listening to my music forever @julianskiboat See ya soonsad to see that even horses aren’t safe from the robots taking their jobs https://t.co/gXUvEKJmcl
1/12
2019
@astridsnailey Thank you for coming to my tik tok @astridsnailey Nothing happened i just don’t get why everyday ppl wake up and are surprised whenever literally anything happensIf you guys have lived this long on earth and not learned that every single person is a fake ass bitch yet then idk what to tell you @sshiro Love ya JustinMan I followed somebody who I didn’t realize was horny and now I’m in public and just scrolled past about 17 retwee… https://t.co/X9Phq395q7Thnx for 500,000 plays on really meant..... 😈 I hid an underlying rhythm that half a million of you heard that wi… https://t.co/e7jum7jG8K
1/11
2019
@baraguapo YesHobo Johnson summed up is basically if Rupi Kaur was on ketamine and had a microphoneWeek 1 of a new guitar : feather dusting the neck each time you pick it up Week 36 : eating a kfc bucket and usin… https://t.co/QW5eyLgysf @distastefulboy ❤️Hey this me song https://t.co/GKs4pG8kGk @lallysits ❤️❤️ @ciindymoon ❤️ @astridsnailey @DrOz Thank you sm I submitted it to Tyra banks but I have not gotten a response just yet @astridsnailey @DrOz Why you gotta lie I have a patentJust invented 2 new types of smiles @DrOz https://t.co/UzEkDEWJHg
1/10
2019
@mo_semp Had to be me @whatthebreck This is a real fearI flip through insta stories butt ass naked in bed and one of my biggest fears ever is somehow someway it glitching… https://t.co/KlEQ9AJLWlYo js I’m coming into 2019 more confident than I have ever been as an artist. Crazy For Your Love was the first of… https://t.co/UzCFolbgRv @liffeh02 Happy birthday Brandon ❤️ @FAM1LYREUNION me too
1/9
2019
@coolexandra Literally always @scrapedmyknee I know I’m not he so does @theneedledrop https://t.co/JKrJvucCbX alright big poppa let’s see what you got @techdeckin Lubu2Hey it’s been a month since crazy for your love came out and we hit 100k on Apple Music and 50k on Spotify so like… https://t.co/ggTbnQ7OQW @TEMPOREXXX Lemme get that swordsman champ @TEMPOREXXX How about you headline me whooping that ass in smash JosephDIY Dummies In Your grandpas clothes @lowdowndirtyrat Hashtag she’s lying your honorin the intro of chopped junior they should tell us what each of their signs are
1/8
2019
Just remembered that the way I got caught watching porn was when my stepdad bursted into my room to tell me we had… https://t.co/jMHfg3ZW8m @richiewoofs Is this us @dogdeprived I would have to second this sentimentFavorite this picture of me https://t.co/jDWhKE6tOQ @Syn_Gotham Congrats buddy. Proud of you alwaysdid a interview with the good people at paraminds if ya wanna give it a read https://t.co/Mr4OngYav3 @B1AKEE LMMMAAAOOO @LucasKenney This is a good system we can work this out
1/7
2019
@scrapedmyknee https://t.co/BmVRNlTDhL @katzuoso Thank you homie ❤️Someone from an art school just barked at me whilst standing on all fours at 22nd and chestnutBefore Meek Mill got famous I went to high school with him. One time we were at a party together and I saw him drop… https://t.co/MseY0fPx2KMan if you didn’t start with that I was literally about to freak out David. I thought you were being a big soft bab… https://t.co/DnNoMNeHDC @Syn_Gotham Oh my god
1/4
2019
@pickledarlinggg ❤️Bro my iPhone headphones just Deadass hog tied me to my bed and pegged me. I really need air pods @presidentofwawa You son of a bitch @lowdowndirtyrat Thank you love @annoyedworm236 Yo... this is a HUGE move @lowdowndirtyrat https://t.co/NXx3cPld7B @dddvon Me either I have no idea what it looks like I wasn’t there for any part of it LMAO. I’m like the worst pers… https://t.co/OjbSGWJNQo
1/3
2019
@emjaycub :(Can someone PayPal me $367.76 so I can order a full sized wall spread tapestry of this off of redbubble? https://t.co/kNOld0uLh2 @GRITOOTS @ztapesrecords Oooo baby I need one myself @GRITOOTS @ztapesrecords Oooo let’s see that front @sadsaturdayys onnit:( @AppleMusic https://t.co/A03VkWML4Q @purplefudge96 dm'n you my password @BrianSeidman @sachidiserafino @christianovelli always @BrianSeidman @sachidiserafino @christianovelli love ya buddy, great tunarooniUnfortunately UPS tracking has lost my cock ring in transit. This has really put a damper on my dayWhen walking into IKEA gives you the feels like Toys R Us did when you were a kid then you are officially an adult @sadsaturdayys Just be happy @dddvon You heard me
1/2
2019
Bro somebody deadass just told me that he helped his friend get a bigger gap in his front teeth with pliers to look more like Mac Demarco.
1/1
2018
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12/28
2018
@snotkink merry mas back to ya :)
12/25
2018
God fucking damnit I can’t even craft a good reply to this bc he’s absolutely right. How can I even roast this kid https://t.co/NGHNTP2y3b @romaine_recall *listening to sicko mode* @romaine_recall this aint a bit jaymie this is real life. i just got home and this is all i can think aboutsomewhere in the world some couple is literally making the sweetest most tender hearted, passionate love to sicko mode rn
12/24
2018

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