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Retweeted by Agent Kyle Schansinger, Fringe DivisionCaught on camera, police explode in rage and violence across the US https://t.co/jaMorg1sRb https://t.co/cwVhoryyO4
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5/31
2020
@jobeeart Good, use your newfound platform to spread the gospel of Clara @jobeeart Man, wait until these people who followed you for that comic realize all you tweet about is Clara Oswald and TacoI do acknowledge that Peter is a Bishop and the last time one of the Bishop men lost their child, he destroyed two… https://t.co/UmR6vNDmDfI'm on S5 now and just watched Peter implant the Observer tech into his own head so good news, I am now in the proc… https://t.co/T4CSCFA9jo
5/29
2020
Every time I remember that we're getting a Breath of the Wild sequel I start vibrating uncontrollably @swagbot4000 @thejoannagraham Your kazoo cover was Modern Art though
5/28
2020
I've uh... made quite a few TARDISes over the years huh #StayingInTheTARDIS https://t.co/aK4AUpgktr
5/27
2020
Oh mood https://t.co/ndarxRHB6YWe stan an icon https://t.co/Y07ZWqgzgC
5/26
2020
Sitting on the fire escape as a car drives by blasting Alicia Keys' 'New York'...... "there's nothing you can't do"… https://t.co/o8CVzuWQt7🐊 https://t.co/EragzZtwlR
Retweeted by Agent Kyle Schansinger, Fringe Division @hopesterrr Everything is a 30 year cycle so we'll talk again in 2030 @hopesterrr god these are so pretentious and edgy but would've done SO WELL in 2012 https://t.co/0oi0s6fTSD @hopesterrr skdjdjj i forgot about 'larry' and 'straight larry' https://t.co/NRBK8mf8Rz @hopesterrr jesus fuck Hope do you remember Bloggers https://t.co/QPsA8a4VVC
5/25
2020
Not a single one of my theories has ever been correct, that's the worst part https://t.co/5MGMEjxe3uWhenever I get done with a few eps I go chat with my roommate who knows this show like the back of her hand and she… https://t.co/1bQErsKGDF @JohnJSalomone Yeah but imagine it like, times 100... that's what I want to do https://t.co/IvTPGfJ9h9Brb, legally changing my name to Channing Taintum https://t.co/JqTObgqLKs
5/24
2020
I love one (1) lil shield boy #StevenUniverse https://t.co/2Kp2q1ll4NSeason one Peter: https://t.co/rJmLPvCEeZ Season three Peter: https://t.co/IGXKzm0C8cS3 sure is a goddamn ride huh..... love how Peter somehow doesn't exist all of a sudden, can't wait to deal with the repercussions of that @swagbot4000 Congrats! When this is all over, I'll take you for drinks to celebrateAn ode to the food I've been eating most in quarantine https://t.co/TdJ4kBqQGN
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5/23
2020
@blee412 But I'm halfway through S3 so no spoilers @blee412 I have never seen Fringe before. I was really vibing with it until about 10 minutes ago, now it's on my shit listFringe was so close to being the perfect show but I guess if you have a female protag (sort of) written by three du… https://t.co/41iVPByiU7Yo FUCK Peter Bishop, sleeping with Fauxlivia and knocking her up...... I hate pregnancy plots so much I can't beli… https://t.co/8pEukfSoFy
5/22
2020
Fringe is making me want to write my own tv show but I know that if I tried I would just end up rewriting FringeMy roommate is watching Dawson's Creek right now for baby Joshua Jackson and she's unfortunately a million times fu… https://t.co/C5TYGV02SA"She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda" Walter out here with perhaps… https://t.co/nYqL0orW5t
5/21
2020
Thank you queen for this blessing https://t.co/2Xw9UmPgdnYou: he's canonically an mlm My brain, trying its best: multi level marketing??Quarantine's got me like https://t.co/laD48uRYY5
5/20
2020
MY PLANS 2020 https://t.co/BxXvmWLZmw
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5/19
2020
It's 2am and I just finished S2 and I have many feelings re: what just happened but first let me just say AAAAAAAAA… https://t.co/xnVGHDTDcKI love Orphan Black https://t.co/dYpERs72iK
5/17
2020
I firmly believe that every show should have at least one musical episode and I thank Fringe very much for giving me most of oneBrown Betty is just Walter's 1960s Polivia detective/con man AU fanfiction and I'm going to lose my mindThis newly repotted guy needs a name though and I'm thinking perhaps Dunham after the love of my life Agent Olivia… https://t.co/AvP31J7QayPlant window is lookin real good this afternoon https://t.co/T3vcWzHcWSTime travelling nazis is a stupid idea for an episode anywayHey @PrimeVideo maybe don't put MASSIVE spoilers in the trivia??? I mean I'm glad that I was right about Peter bein… https://t.co/G0V1vPnFvihttps://t.co/4O5WFEMBUU
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5/16
2020
Gourmet Makes cheese Ritz Bitz when @bonappetitAnd don't even get me started on the Twelfth Doctor's theme playing in the background of this...... we have no choi… https://t.co/gElfach9fYThis entire scene is iconic and the Twelfth Doctor? He's my space dad whom I love very much https://t.co/39ZNreWxv0The Twelfth Doctor choosing his face as a callback to Fires of Pompeii and as a way to remind himself that if he ca… https://t.co/RJySXztl0SCan't believe Captain Jack is out here causing people to mutate https://t.co/ZGYsB6yy2w
5/15
2020
@JohnJSalomone @carolineliddick Hey, you dug this metaphorical grave, now you've gotta watch all of it @JohnJSalomone @carolineliddick You know what John, just for you I will record and post to YouTube the three hour p… https://t.co/jnKSOfXLbI @carolineliddick @JohnJSalomone You don't want to see me play it, it's just going to be me recreating all 5 seasons of Merlin @carolineliddick OH MAN i am going to get SO into this thank you for this GIFT Caroline. BBC Merlin simulator HERE I COME @carolineliddick There's a MEDIEVAL Sims?????????????????Did they actually air a scrapped S1 episode during S2 and think that people would just be okay with that....... hon… https://t.co/tQ01XL9iF5Charlie????? But he died why is he just here all of a sudden...... also I thought they scrapped that FBI office set… https://t.co/43cQLnQSYKPeter Bishop is the dumbest goddamn man alive. He picks the lock on a sketchy place where parasite-infested hostage… https://t.co/immTAguE6g
5/14
2020
I had a chance to get my ultimate dream AC villager Kyle to move in today but Kidd refuses to move out so perhaps i… https://t.co/SFuNRhJsLM @the_bel_tolls A legendShe comes back after decades and the first thing she does is roast Taako for dating the grim reaper... what a power moveIt's 2020 and I'm still thinkin' bout Lup AdventureZone's phantasmal and resplendent return in Story and Song
5/12
2020
I acknowledge that summer is an inevitability but that won't stop me from complaining about it
5/11
2020
The worst thing about the rona lockdown is that we're missing Peak Jacket Season @oliviagirling thinkin bout https://t.co/syYlaterVK
5/9
2020
@continuants I have one that lives in my bathroom so totally get it @continuants I'm in love with your turtle pond @ultimatehersha Yeah so this was basically what started the conversation. My roommate loves mascots (read her comic… https://t.co/90wHRjTM7dListen I know he wasn't the real Charlie but watching Olivia shoot him point blank between the eyes... feels bad man @ultimatehersha haha WOW i just googled places in japan that produce peaches, I can promise you this doesn't exist… https://t.co/zStT1ZTuCMMy roommate and I were discussing what our Japanese mascot-sonas would be and mine is a bottle of peach juice from… https://t.co/zvAqmYgHfT
5/8
2020
I feel like if I ever tried to kick down a door like they do in cop movies, I would immediately shatter my kneecapMy roommate has so kindly informed me that Charlie is actually dead.... they did him so dirty how DARE they.......… https://t.co/8Iq17Y8lgZIt is ILLEGAL to hurt Charlie Fringe we are going to HAVE WORDS how could you just KILL HIM OFF and have a shapeshi… https://t.co/t8a0Miys2GOh jk Olivia's fine. Meghan Markle on the other hand.... she's gonna die for real probablyS2 opening with a) Olivia straight up dying and b) Meghan Markle sure is an interesting way to kick things offI glow pink in the night in my room I've been blossoming alone over you #StevenUniverseFuture https://t.co/MtbRLeIdbg
5/7
2020
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Retweeted by Agent Kyle Schansinger, Fringe DivisionI made some Dalek cupcakes a few years ago and tbh they're still the best thing I've ever made in my life… https://t.co/5cCW1sZZaB
5/6
2020
@jobeeart Oh you know what's interesting is that it displays local time on the clock. I hadn't thought about that b… https://t.co/ri4XNrV1LXgood times at port jort @cloysterbell https://t.co/cq6X45kzuC
Retweeted by Agent Kyle Schansinger, Fringe Division @jobeeart Same software different case haha am I right https://t.co/dOqtuT1QeEWhen your friend comes over to steal your cherries and sleep in your bed @jobeeart https://t.co/qlB0E3MRHi @jobeeart @savvyliterate Get rekt Meg @jobeeart I'm loving crisp crybaby @jobeeart 👌👌👌 @jobeeart DW9G5. Help yourself to any and all cherries you see @jobeeart Do you want to come to my island and pick a bunch @ourhospitaIity Fuck dude they sure are @ourhospitaIity Sweet Crude!!
5/4
2020
@threepwillow AAAAHHHHH?????LEONARD NEMOY????? Fringe is some absolutely wlid shitOKAY HELLO?? I WAS RIGHT?????? https://t.co/zmTGxtn1zuhttps://t.co/1ZOafhY2q5Okay listen it makes sense.... Walter says he lost something precious in this world and there are so many times in… https://t.co/w145OcBZI3
5/3
2020

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