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@spizarro @SoFAdistrict Remember like three years ago when it was ahead of schedule and under budget? Boy those were the days, huh.
11/20
2019
@jbaum_news @addysue The modern news cycle is really something else @drewmagary If the painting were of him handing out checks from the tobacco lobby on the floor of the house it would have maybe been okayAll I can think of when I see Nunes now is that he's suing a cow on Twitter.
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @SovernNation @DevinNunes There was a fun thread last night asking people who that one relative is who's no longer… https://t.co/QbfPbGqdMD @nobagdad @ebruenig @PeakedInPreK @Millerheighife Fucking lol https://t.co/C8rRUMSeYI @nobagdad @ebruenig @PeakedInPreK @Millerheighife Yeah this doesn't appear to be quite the "Gotcha!" that she was h… https://t.co/Lpy27iI1d8We're saying that to protect & preserve the profits of the private healthcare industry, a certain % of our citizenr… https://t.co/uQYUfjWcIj
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @erinscafe This is the moment when everything came together for you. Bask in it. @MaximalistaC @crulge The is actually a whole, bewildering thing https://t.co/k1lB3asYgk @Millerheighife Forgiveness takes time but here's an idea in case you want to send Liz a thoughtful reconciliation… https://t.co/R2khMcyuOj @ilovaussiesheps @erinscafe https://t.co/ezyIKgftlE @UniqueOsiris @ebruenig Catholic vs Prot- well vs non-Catholic Twitter violence. The Troubles 2019: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo @erinscafe A murder without a crime @erinscafe The event that really stands out (I learned this from my mom, Grandma never spoke about him at all to th… https://t.co/NzbNxKkWj7 @erinscafe Not living, but my maternal grandmother almost never spoke about her father, but when she did she only r… https://t.co/7zezfKubxmGood job SF, now do Pelosi https://t.co/JtrTsXIJ6pThis holiday season, remember that nothing brings people together like obscene wealth https://t.co/VOuYzlGims @svtransitusers @svbizjournal @SFBART @VTA This is why we need an elected board ASAP!!! There is no accountability right now.
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' LuebckeI am shocked--shocked!--to learn that the BART extension has been delayed yet again. No one would have predicted th… https://t.co/SNQVl1jtEA @CAYoungDems endorsement vote results: Booker - 1 (0.79%) Harris - 6 (4.76%) Buttigieg - 1 (0.79%) Castro - 3 (2.38… https://t.co/460tzzUoe7
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11/19
2019
We are honored to introduce “In Your Backyard,” a new monthly column featuring the voices of formerly #homeless res… https://t.co/mrwJAM8Jpu
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' LuebckeI have officially endorsed @BernieSanders for President! I believe that my goal as a public servant is to reduce su… https://t.co/TNQAGHqOU6
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @thedenature @AdamSerwer @yayitsrob And yeah I threw up in my mouth a little while typing that https://t.co/D0aH0z2kmE @thedenature @AdamSerwer @yayitsrob Ambassador McFaul said it's great that Bolivia is now returning to democracy so… https://t.co/Oii8O80w04 @forevertawl @hipnature @Madbuttonhatter @1acurt @thehill I don't think that theory would survive the debate cycle… https://t.co/j1EnkPTaJzI've now watched several videos on how to kill the sun, and it turns out you just need to scale up a squirt gun a b… https://t.co/OE7zH120QoI'm sorry.Wait until it becomes profitable to build and park huge solar energy collectors in a low orbit around the sun. Shit… https://t.co/RhaeaMfS7RChrist, at least we can't fuck up gravity Can.... could we though? https://t.co/NGflLq1yb9 @Jared_W1212 @hebeipangzai We have no choice but toThen why am I crying? https://t.co/IBwqvqwnGF
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @Millerheighife @buttwife @turnageb Oh for sure. @seldo @hdgarrood @MikeCluck This all ends in a parking lot brawl after the Annual Philosophy Vs Theology Interdepartmental Volleyball Game @antigravitybong @Millerheighife We'll call it "triangulation"! @Millerheighife @buttwife @turnageb I just read that whole WaPo story and honestly they all sound like assholes exc… https://t.co/PTdcSd2PjT @mattmfm @nytimes Doesn't appear to be on the"front page" of the app, which has many dozens of storiesThank you so much for watching #LadyAndTheTramp with us! Please remember, when you give a dog a home, you're giving… https://t.co/nfsQTugxMD
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @seldo @hdgarrood @MikeCluck JS devs to framework users: lol learn the basics newb 🤣 C++ devs to JS devs: lol lear… https://t.co/0CgcMxxhPt
11/18
2019
@ginger_luebcke @dog_rates @disneyplus *looks around nervously, says in a loud voice* I can't do that, it would be… https://t.co/phHWeIRjTHFacebook should not be funding events aimed at repairing Brett Kavanaugh’s image. Sign our petition to tell Faceboo… https://t.co/sy1cWDUZ0b
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @dog_rates @disneyplus @ginger_luebcke do I need to wait until you're home on winter break to watch this or nah @ArturoPedron @Dellizious @nytimes If the guy who murdered his wife and children with a gun didn't actually have a gunI just wanna live somewhere with bodegas
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @Millerheighife @UgaritNoosphere Ok thanks I was staring at that beluga upside down trying to figure out how ANYBOD… https://t.co/EJPIONmyRfThe left edge of the Overton Window is now on the right https://t.co/4DOPlho4Aa @DDoSecrets ASCII art in hacker disclosure documents are a classic design motif. Here an ASCII skeleton advises th… https://t.co/hG4iCBT3gZ
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' LuebckeThe reality of working for Alden Global Capital papers in CA? The #rent is too damn high The pay is too dam low 3… https://t.co/xfkelzpBd4
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @SonjaTrauss Obama (2012): Hope. Be the change you want to see in the world. Obama (2020): no not like that @RotoRaekwon @Millerheighife omg that's fucking radParaguay Panics After Discovering Rich Deposit Of Natural Resources https://t.co/ryeMYxc5Ue https://t.co/rtYub7Z5Jn
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @RotoRaekwon @Millerheighife I'm so glad you mentioned Benny because I was looking for an excuse to get again share… https://t.co/qUy2v17QS2It’s mostly false because we don’t need them. It’s high time that we had an NIH Division of Drug Development. It… https://t.co/R69hf2noCO
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' LuebckeKing https://t.co/mbfbc917cUAlexa show me the absolute purest expression of the love of playing music https://t.co/w7eBmnppY2 @tildejac @Grady_Booch @realDonaldTrump @POTUS https://t.co/sx8RYd0Fko @tildejac @Grady_Booch @realDonaldTrump @POTUS The thing is, it's not even a handout really--these are aid payments… https://t.co/0VGlW4GMDyICYMI: Part of my beat includes covering San Jose’s East Side. As a first generation Mexican-Puerto Rican & Spanish… https://t.co/62Vrv9SrL4
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @Beeg_Yoshee @rachelbonnetta Reference to his new movie Motherless Brooklyn, which is basically a well-lit noir. I… https://t.co/ra164eD3O4 @claytoncubitt Those briefs look incredibly comfortable. Not supportive, but comfortable. @CapitolCorridor @svtransitupdts "Trespasser interference"? What is that, like a 5-yard penalty? Or do you mean a h… https://t.co/biP2k8Gtwv @monicamallon Haha that totally figures @monicamallon Just read this and wow Khamis is terrible https://t.co/5ytFejNY4F @monicamallon Cool! Admittedly I haven't looked much at the other candidates but my vote is his to lose at this point. @monicamallon Who are you canvassing for? @AKBrews @drewmagary The part about the racial slurs is really exaggerated @drewmagary It's like half-Minnesota, half-fake-California @ACE_train @svtransitupdts Always with rail operators describing human being who were injured or killed as nothing but "trespassers". @Millerheighife Surprised Andrew "TREAT YO SELF" Wang isn't doing better @erinscafe You know what you never, ever hear when these things happen? Condemnation from other cops. @ChetGresham @RossTuckerNFL *demonizes person* I'd hire them but they've been so publicly demonized that people wi… https://t.co/zavoLeNxA5
11/17
2019
@Nicole_Cliffe Couldn't zoom in that well but is that Maslow's Hierarchy of Eyelashes? @monicamallon "Too broke to buy anything but will still buy thin mints" is actually a reasonable personal finance s… https://t.co/HlSPgrl68Wa proposal: people-centric language but for algorithms. ❌ the algorithm kicked people off benefits ✅ people in pow… https://t.co/9xzE7VulZi
Retweeted by Chris 'normal times now' Luebcke @SAR_S @erinscafe With all this confusing data I'm not sure how we're ever going to figure out exactly which single… https://t.co/nW1UE4muc9 @seanvaughnjovi @NerdAle29347448 @BuzzFeed Extremely Boomer response @elaanfaun @AB_7A @BuzzFeed I've basically never been anywhere in the United States where I wasn't the only Chris,… https://t.co/edzD4u9uNw @lucywaterbury @NotoriousRED2 @peecheykeen @KateHoldsCourt @BuzzFeed Sooooo many Jens and Stephs*premature boomer voice* worst goddamn thing since the macarena https://t.co/Zzf41Gt1ad @soccermusings Vako for three months last summer @LifeHammock @TaskandPurpose No idea how discharges actually work but he outfit to be drummed the hell out on Monday morning. @BreeNewsome @MaximalistaC 2019 was actually 2009 @TJCornflake @darkjustin77 @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @SoIndianagator @KyleKulinski Fully agree @darkjustin77 @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @SoIndianagator @KyleKulinski Because the data either don't exist o… https://t.co/5zdnQlj346 @darkjustin77 @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @SoIndianagator @KyleKulinski Yep. So, this stat is about a 13-mont… https://t.co/nl8ZuNVUnI @darkjustin77 @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @SoIndianagator @KyleKulinski So if there's some White House web pa… https://t.co/oeWwT7HoM8 @darkjustin77 @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @SoIndianagator @KyleKulinski If the answer is that simple then sur… https://t.co/ulNdds4Fyx @ArturoPedron @Dellizious @nytimes https://t.co/S3sXjihu63 @ArturoPedron @Dellizious @nytimes https://t.co/Uv6dZBZMYSOh god https://t.co/1xrZW7VtiF @jaymocking @MerriamWebster No, that's a Manchurian. A Mandalorian is a device for thinly slicing fruits and vegetables. @BenBaer89 Oh well https://t.co/dxkbv5mrMJ @Mel_Causidicus @robertjonas Feel like Marie's got potential too but yeah a season in the minors with regular playing time makes sense @jaylenoishotter @robertjonas @InterMiamiCF @NashvilleSC Bring our son home 🙏 @BenBaer89 Tells you something about the Quakes' roster-building over the last few years that I don't think anybody… https://t.co/1tQOLhO3o2 @Klimfac @TheUndefeated We need to open source that Gun Control Reply Guy (and occasionally Gal) image floating aro… https://t.co/5yE12s6pgg @byJoshuaDavis @nextdoorsv PA still hasn't decided what to do with the Churchill St crossing because local resident… https://t.co/XR0YTV9Hgjlol owned https://t.co/4yqFuAReSV @crulge Somehow skipped over the word "Thai" the first time I read this and thought "bet it was Thai"
11/16
2019

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