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artist , with a little techno thrown in. 🐍🖤🌹 bi🏳️‍🌈 expating since 2001

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I have zero skills opening up packets of feta correctlyIn Berlin but dreaming of the riviera now...🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊Can’t wait 👏🏼 https://t.co/Cc7gGzl87A @HE_VALENCIA Or any big club 😂Masturbation never broke my heart ♥️ https://t.co/5RtMPSNqQM
5/19
2019
In the basement of a Brooklyn cherry factory, police discovered a hydroponic system for cultivating marijuana. https://t.co/NTW870ArHa
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ"I wanted to know what van Gogh felt when he cut his ear off. I wanted to know what those things, those intense kin… https://t.co/7NS6cuZDoJ
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5/18
2019
I much prefer buses to trams, south Berlin to north, everything. 🙏Being thrown straight into a bar gig and been two years since I’ve mixed a drink lol pray for meOmg @Tendai01 🙌🏼 https://t.co/6OnPwTLM4JFeeels https://t.co/NmJPtDG7Jm
5/17
2019
https://t.co/k2neg7wCS0 @section8atl I just told them I can’t pay it and fuck off! @section8atl Seriously I feel you, I skipped and cut my head open around Christmas and didn’t have insurance. Ambul… https://t.co/7wYEK8ThQr @FutureTiming I was just explaining this at an afters lol
5/16
2019
@kathygrayson I feel you, sending 🖤
5/13
2019
@runawaytonight Tiesto
5/12
2019
*in a high pitched squeal* "awww booty bass, do you know it?" -@cobradoll
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5/11
2019
Trying to think if there’s anything more annoying than forgetting to buy toilet paper
5/10
2019
@blackmadonnachi preach.There is nothing more repugnant than telling people how to be better at poverty.
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨRideshares, grooming, prepared/drink are all things that people who are often working multiple/low paying jobs rely… https://t.co/25S1RKkTN2
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨThis is the white-blotched river stingray. Endemic to the Xingu River in Brazil. It is believed that these blotches… https://t.co/TzYjNqgl92
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5/8
2019
Holy shit watching Chernobyl on @hbo its gut wrenchingNever forget. https://t.co/fT6WJRiDPD
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Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ @runawaytonight I've heard about this in Atlanta too, I wish I thought of it! @runawaytonight hahahhaa yessss!I have lost 3 vape pens and 2 wireless headphones this month. I’m done. Back to regular stuff like tobacco and cords. 😭😭😭Feeling quite emotional, left Berlin really in a state of PTSD last year, had to rebuild my life, and now coming ho… https://t.co/tfYg4NcPuc @thewesdub Nyc is a very large trash can, it’s for bomb purposes though I thinkHero, May his family find peace. https://t.co/062oe8IWiiBye London! And hello Berlin!! Xx https://t.co/cvzgvi2bpAAlso, I swear I'm never rested on the days I fly, ever. Always Zombiepocolypse here.I think that was the fastest trip to Heathrow ever, like 20 minutes from West London. Then a kind of empty T5, what is going on?
5/7
2019
Sums up me lately to the T 😂 https://t.co/DsnXrAjsni @BAKKOOONN so crazy i just watched this last night. and was talking about Bacon who was my idol when younger to my… https://t.co/2Es6dN5eDh @BAKKOOONN MOOD.i wish the joker was real !!! https://t.co/08RQROm9YG
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨFFS people acting like that stupid #starbucks blunder wasn't product placement #got also fuck off spoilersTFW you wake up and Flight of the Navigator is on TV on Bank Holiday. #blissÉgypte : Plusieurs tombes en bois colorées et des statues de calcaires ont été dévoilées dans ce site du sud-est du… https://t.co/lpElyfJXp1
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Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ @mccoyspace @BAKKOOONN HahahahahaQuelles limites à la notion de frontière ? ➡ https://t.co/eflEh463pi #24hEurope https://t.co/hjfySOk87X
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5/6
2019
That feeling of dread when you realized you left your portable charger at home 😭I remember an epic battle over the word “vulva.”
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨDuring the battles over Mapplethorpe and the effort to defund the National Endowment for the Arts, I said a version… https://t.co/8EhSYKMycb
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ @blackdominoes was amazing lol see you next week? I get in Tuesday @thewhitepube maybe use a VPN? and torrent that shit. @ChelseaFC @mrcsuperfreq you’re right they’re hideous 😂 almost hideous enough to be cool but not quite thereNot a typo, cave not cafe 😝I know dream tweets suck but you can kiss my ass because last night the escaped Russian military beluga whale and I… https://t.co/6crruFos1j
5/5
2019
@C_Will It was hilarious the parents and sister were trying not to laughI’m in a bar in Hackney playing live noisecore and a little girl started crying and wigging out lolTotally stole that from you lol @GuadaFKLondon sounds windy as fuck, as an air sign should I like that? Confused 😂 @mikeservito Is that about music or? 😂Oh man thought I woke up and was Sunday, but it’s Saturday 😆👌😬https://t.co/qUls8CPHnc
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5/4
2019
That score now has my interest piqued https://t.co/o7WBDPR7ff @C_Will Ends up being more just about the courtroom antics, acting’s ok. Just total MEH. @thewesdub Hahahahaha x @C_Will Skims through everything makes no sense unless you already know all the details (I do but still) @mrcsuperfreq Will do love x yes it has😂 https://t.co/lSL4pnaAOn @mrcsuperfreq Thanks for the warming, abusers need to be namedWarning Berlin. Aubrey (DJ/producer) has moved to Berlin. He’s a serial woman beater & also bad mouths people who h… https://t.co/JAAbN8Z0zj
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨTrying to watch this Zac Efron Bundy film it’s so bad :( had hopesBeach rock doodle https://t.co/lZsse2UmauKuijper^Matthijs Kuikper: hairy bush viper https://t.co/VDZBonZhbBFacebook is trash.The less time you spend on Facebook the more junk you realize it is, as with other apps but not as bad.Teddy bear in a drill press, slow motion https://t.co/RbnHB3fOM6
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5/3
2019
It’s ridiculous that every airport in America doesn’t have a train that runs straight to downtown
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ @malissasole Seriously they’re just people no more special than we areThe universe works in such mysterious ways. @ForeignBeggars Yo I should be up in town tomorrow eve!Pricks https://t.co/pugZxbh5Ya
5/2
2019
Could annihilation occur to matter, this were the thing to do it.
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)ΨDid someone say THE LAST SERPENTINE MARATHON???!!! https://t.co/h50z3NvMtg
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5/1
2019
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4/30
2019
https://t.co/ABGHBmUUL8Delayed Berlin a few more days, sorry May Day 🖤Log out and live it up. The algorithms don't need to know about your entire life.
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4/29
2019
Today we dance in remembrance of Kemistry a true pioneer that was a figurehead for this music we all love and cheri… https://t.co/tuB6W4Ir3v
Retweeted by cobradoll Ψ(☆w☆)Ψ @mikeservito It’ll pass xHetero men, if a gay guy hits on you, it's a fucking compliment. Do you know how privileged you should feel to be a… https://t.co/41wpVePONK
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4/28
2019
@runawaytonight Wait till you catch German trash tv it’s hilarious x
4/26
2019
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4/24
2019
@threeteeth @KelseyChapstick definitely both xxx“My motto is: more good times." Happy birthday to the one and only Jack Nicholson! https://t.co/IxPp7Sp8im
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4/22
2019

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