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cancel coture gone too far cant even doodoo eveyerwhere
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7/4
2020
@seldo given that money is talking to them loudly right now i'd *hope* it's pro forma but also my optimism is not r… https://t.co/GX8gORXI3N @wesleytodd @mmarkini I’m grateful to be living in a city that (despite severe mistakes wrt the unhoused) has done… https://t.co/djz9d3tyGv @wesleytodd @mmarkini Yeah honestly any jokes i make about it are so i can keep myself from being crushed by the cr… https://t.co/OGhliva1FO @0x604 as they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure 😆I wonder when tech leaders are going to learn. If you get people to come work for you because of the culture — thin… https://t.co/Be6OQrYvgg
Retweeted by shelley @mistydemeo relatedly, this is very good: https://t.co/GfM25JTrWK and speaks to some of the reasons that they're a… https://t.co/PfQ8g7Vrdv @jkleinsc HUGE mood @cjamcl https://t.co/Vi9kCHQXjJCan people stop saying "no one is talking about this" and "no one has thought about this before," especially in reg… https://t.co/RjfXLr9bZ1
Retweeted by shelleycongratulations america we flattened the curve vertically https://t.co/sjgGUCgd1E
7/3
2020
human like 'i kno a place:" and it on the grounde.
Retweeted by shelley @LamdaCalrissian https://t.co/uiOm0TFtuW https://t.co/nnTcG1CYDT @ryzokuken @ttamimi_ @bitandbang fair - ideally we do want solutions that serve a variety of experiences! rip slack's IRC gateway @ryzokuken @ttamimi_ @bitandbang the point here is what choice is good to make for an open source project targeting… https://t.co/ps8of7yrzUif you breakup with a kernel engineer, that's a core dump
Retweeted by shelley @EmilyKager that was a solid corncobbing if i've ever seen oneThis is fascism and yet another form of “soft” genocide. https://t.co/ekIgSQ40os
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Retweeted by shelley @captainsafia this is basically the origin story for my slack avatar https://t.co/SFs72RuTQ6
7/2
2020
@mmarkini i feel this I’m true neutral except with one leg down so i just constantly fuck up my back @bitandbang @0x604 https://t.co/JjAsrvDyW7Drink https://t.co/JehYRUO0py
Retweeted by shelley @0x604 @bitandbang FORBIDDEN SNACKSThe National Park Service employee who chose the verb “commit” here should be awarded a Nobel Prize in literature https://t.co/YjmgMb9xNS
Retweeted by shelleysorry folks, website is having a bad day - link pending longer than usual but should be rectified shortly https://t.co/YM4w2jmYi7 @scrlkx @Jorge_Rockr @nodejs @mmarkini @targos89 @jasnell you're fine! the website deploy is flaking a bit more tha… https://t.co/8r01nnP7M3
7/1
2020
🥳 @nodejs v14.5.0 has been released! 🥳 Of note: - V8 has been updated to v8.3 (h/t @mmarkini @targos89)! - New exp… https://t.co/6bJ0fM8C39 @SilvestriCodes @electronjs 💖 @moriah_personal solidarity fav, hope the downtime helps 💖Some good, important rulings in the last couple weeks, but Roberts as the “court’s ideological center” shows just h… https://t.co/4F3tQEeoXk
Retweeted by shelley @bitandbang @zkat__ would also love to 💖 @gesa @stubbornella https://t.co/AMEu7zuXzV @Bianchi_Seb https://t.co/hVZMDYlWVu https://t.co/403yb63RfUwhat is with the uptick in people trying to draw hard lines in the sand between queer folks. whence cometh the fuc… https://t.co/zn1KZlscF7
Retweeted by shelleyas a side benefit of this tweet i'm now learning a bunch of rad things about marketing tactics @patriciarealini @bitandbang my ~influencer~ game is basically nonexistent but recently i've recognized more and mo… https://t.co/qpOiYhDTbc @patriciarealini @bitandbang i will openly admit that my marketing knowledge is bargain basement so this makes a lo… https://t.co/xLYJhsFyoa @0x604 @zkat__ anytime someone tells me they're excited bc something they did is on the orange website i'm just like https://t.co/UasO6ohgiA @bitandbang https://t.co/73HrbhCwWramongst my least favorite genres of tech tweet is probably "does anyone else <thing many other people constantly an… https://t.co/T3VrkhRHcHThe correct price for a coronavirus test is zero dollars https://t.co/CYE3zmOMNT
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6/30
2020
if i found out any poster here was writing c++ id lose it. id ask "what business does a nasty mother fucker like yo… https://t.co/4pKbRKky5f
Retweeted by shelley @devsnek bless you, ty 🙏🏻 @jimmybosse oh i'm talking about literally building Node.js from source 😛It's fun to watch the people who complained forever about Twitter's "bias against conservatives" and who repeated t… https://t.co/XgKk4ccH9C
Retweeted by shelleywaiting for Node.js to build for a tiny change in /lib https://t.co/1GPud3URC8I love incense https://t.co/JJ6ZvGNFEW
Retweeted by shelleyFun fact, the name Gilead comes from the Bible verse "Is there no balm in Gilead; is there no physician there? why… https://t.co/826Is3NixW
Retweeted by shelleyThe end of eviction moratoriums is going to be absolute chaos. As Sawyer says here, it's a crisis. https://t.co/OgNVFhBPGf
Retweeted by shelleyme trying to face a new week with a modicum of positivity https://t.co/r14DbCXqiKRead Killing the Black Body or Fatal Invention by @DorothyERoberts Read Racecraft by Barbara and Karen Fields Re… https://t.co/WrvPAmuCYh
Retweeted by shelleyWhite Fragility caters to readers who want controlled self-flagellation for their complicity and participation in s… https://t.co/1DbqK57R1Z
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6/29
2020
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Retweeted by shelleyhe walks right into a Wittgenstein / Diogenes combo attack https://t.co/IUqLM6blJ3
Retweeted by shelleyThe four horsemen of typography https://t.co/paQIpwEIjp
Retweeted by shelley @qkate @iSmashFizzle my mentality (for better or worse) was always "i care about doing well on this personally and… https://t.co/sNTO69CAdB @scottpageusmc https://t.co/Gk6mu7B7RF @IanColdwater 24 and yes hahaPretty cool how we can’t eat indoors at food places right now, but years of anti-homeless urban design mean there’s… https://t.co/ccKAvOBbKX
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6/28
2020
Always worth remembering that the changes happening at universities—the renaming of buildings, the taking down of s… https://t.co/XZa9YRI5Yr
Retweeted by shelley @devsnek every line of that was somehow as bad or worse than the previous wowhttps://t.co/JgjHq7LQrU apple what https://t.co/HbNIoDmiF7now that i am older and wiser https://t.co/cYt8oRYKG4
Retweeted by shelleyPeople just do not understand how much the U.S. economy depends on skilled immigration. https://t.co/fSVPGp4nxE
Retweeted by shelleyWhen I made fun of this at the end of April a bunch of Elon Musk defenders appeared to tell me he was actually righ… https://t.co/PktncuVy36
Retweeted by shelley @LamdaCalrissian /r/boottoobig @zkat__ @addaleax got a few tweets in and then was like 1) ☠️ at this galaxy brain bad take 2) https://t.co/LWYdGQ1iA0 @anaisbetts honestly did a lil cheer.@glinner bye bitch
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6/27
2020
bold of you to assume this is not also true of we 24 year olds https://t.co/x6mG5w8gbE @LamdaCalrissian d a m n this is a nice view @bitandbang ok that THAT is cursed
6/26
2020
@iokiwi thank u i tryforbidden ravioli https://t.co/oO4ybuNNfq @jimmybosse there was this gem: definitely a Woman Respecter, this guy https://t.co/T1puZksxir @LorienMCS @_rpgbx yeah: https://t.co/jkJVI2j4W4 also the person in the screenshot is not and has literally never… https://t.co/3FM1vvbwPe @sidecut @Cloud145 @ElanHasson I am still genuinely unclear 😆 Read the reply and was like did you think i just put… https://t.co/D81wXsyvZL @sidecut @Cloud145 @ElanHasson It’s actually way funnier: https://t.co/crvWCAAjQb @IanColdwater I muted him pretty fast but there’s some response somewhere where he’s like “she’s never even proven… https://t.co/1lpe4tHZSF @smoothotperator @sidecut honestly i felt kinda bad 💀 he didn't have to do himself like that!! @sidecut here ya go lol https://t.co/iUQffVQ3WE @mgreiler hi hello ✨
6/25
2020
What is the “app sandbox,” what is it protecting against, and why does it matter? @charlie_hess answers those quest… https://t.co/7SCBj3xRLZ
Retweeted by shelley @krosylight we support windows on arm but that’s the closest we’ve ever gotten to something not bespoke desktop @krosylight i promise you it literally never has hahalook what youve gone and done. youve shit-eated yourself again
Retweeted by shelley @marypcbuk @havochaos @mimismash @ashleymcnamara i think they just blocked you - i can still see things @marypcbuk @mimismash @ashleymcnamara fyi from a quick tour of his profile/past engagements he's definitely an alt-… https://t.co/T1bsRWQXmKBREAKING: Boston just became the largest city on the East Coast to ban face surveillance.
Retweeted by shelley @keithkurson @bitandbang a master class in tweeting through it @RockStarwind honestly samesomeone just confidently spent several tweets telling me that Electron works on mobile and that i'm a know-it-all f… https://t.co/obLWE18A0l @Shotta @CalebJHull you didn't look at my bio, did you @Shotta @CalebJHull by all means continue to tell me how Electron works lmao @Shotta @CalebJHull 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app… https://t.co/MMzXTTX7fS @Shotta @CalebJHull uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha#dataviz is my passion https://t.co/ANJat7AeTE
Retweeted by shelleyif you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.
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6/24
2020

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