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💻Software Engineer | 🍳Amateur chef | 🍴Expert Eater | 🛠Chaotic maker | 👾Casual pixel artist | 🗣Public speaker | 🎙Organiser @leedsjs | Views = Own | He/him

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Joined Twitter 5/1/08


Coronavirus at 10.01 https://t.co/6GfRCwp2lo https://t.co/cYUWkrBxK0
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9/22
2020
@TechnicallyRon https://t.co/k0POa69ASW
Retweeted by Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈https://t.co/V5q5CRVILs https://t.co/aWsTjqyh3cAlso, I'm listening to Fatboy Slim because @myriamjessier put Weapon of Choice in my headEver have a song just throw your mind back to the past? The Rockafeller Skank just came on on Spotify and reminded… https://t.co/HwEXybtyY0 @myriamjessier @sil @brucel @WalterStephanie @hellgy Now I have Christopher Walken dancing in my head to Weapon of… https://t.co/hCNyH6CvvL @kitation Hugely irresponsible of the BBC to publish that @heydonworks Is Web 2.0 back?
9/21
2020
@McDonaldsUK why does my girlfriend's McMuffin look like someone's taken a bite out of it? https://t.co/vqTBM59Pw4
9/19
2020
@hels https://t.co/mXuHmSPTDB @_developit @code It does similar on the live share stuff. I've been working with someone using live share this wee… https://t.co/W8d8iNhQVN @LucyDavinhart Wait, how do you stream a switch? @zachleat @Netlify @eleven_ty @vuejs This is super neat Zach! When I first used eleventy, I thought it'd be cool to… https://t.co/dNygpRGgPw @TatianaTMac Folk Fieri @Rainmaker1973 https://t.co/UWvbcpcni2
9/18
2020
@MrMylesCarey "shit, missed the drive and now my car has gone through the living room ceiling"werner herzog on animal crossing https://t.co/5plqxuGVVx
Retweeted by Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 @danhett Where the fuck are they getting a website for £250, marketing for £150 and strategy consultation for £19.99?Burnout https://t.co/myATry9itr @cybergibbons Dude also doesn't know that the world runs off AC https://t.co/zOt9K7I1Jq
9/17
2020
@_QueenOfNaps_ He is @_QueenOfNaps_ He is the worst @hankchizljaw Were they subtweeting you while you were offline again Andy? @FABurgess @Rainmaker1973 The video shows the bot cheating and chasing off the other player's hand so it can win
9/16
2020
@Grady_Booch @brucel Only works with the latest alpha @MattShieldsDev @meyerweb @Una https://t.co/sJ6VJEmEBZ @PixelGuff Just how mamma used to make @PixelGuff It's so hot that you could cook a 16 inch pepperoni pizza in 7 seconds.
9/15
2020
@threepointone Owners of the TikTok™️ trademark
9/14
2020
@TallGuyRob Stabbing myself in the eye is an improvement on YAML... @TallGuyRob But I thought you loved Helm charts? @smolrobots Life might not go on much longer if you catch covid 🤷‍♂️
9/11
2020
@karamantha People were trying to justify it by saying "well people need to know what to look for". Fuck off Karen… https://t.co/vCPltFa2fz
9/10
2020
@cybergibbons He clearly hasn't seen the buttplug experiments @charlottegore @PixelGuff @PrototypeCube @fireh9lly We'll add a "being Charlotte Gore" class that you can definitely win @snipeyhead Congratulations, you deserve every success!With Lockdown 2 trending and young people getting blamed, may I remind you of this: The Government encouraged peopl… https://t.co/WOC8oWKLv5
Retweeted by Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 @kitation @katie_fenn It's a shame that you have to burn your house down...I managed to cut my finger yesterday. @_QueenOfNaps_ has just re-dressed it and now I have a ghost pal on my finger https://t.co/k38SDVWdW3
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9/9
2020
@asciidisco This is a cool idea, you could build it just with what your project needs etcI managed to cut my finger yesterday. @_QueenOfNaps_ has just re-dressed it and now I have a ghost pal on my finger https://t.co/k38SDVWdW3 @hankchizljaw And a fresh tshirt, get you mr fancy pants
9/8
2020
@_QueenOfNaps_ Or have to deal with their partner attempting to slice off the end of their finger (and succeeding)
9/7
2020
@zachleat I hope you plan on getting up at 2am so you can celebrate Labor Day @nocturnalmonkey I'm guessing it's like a storage facility called that or something @CAmeigh @cybergibbons No battery either @cybergibbons I got a laptop from my grandad that had an orange screenThere's one of these places that I'm not sure I can visit... https://t.co/RPmIHHSZVZ
9/6
2020
@hankchizljaw I love this reply: https://t.co/hwoaH8o2MEForgot to add alt text. Alt: A linkedin message from Sean saying Luke I'd love to talk. I help professionals meet a… https://t.co/X0bDew8cjS @snipeyhead Someone is gonna shoot themselves in the throatThe worst person on LinkedIn messaged me. https://t.co/uCn3O5wgXI @nnaturenurture @_QueenOfNaps_ I know you tagged me, but...6K G*VEAWAY 🖤☠️🌿 For a chance to get a gravestone plushie/cushion: 🌿RT + Like 🌿Follow 🌿Tag a spooky friend 😌🦇 Tha… https://t.co/sSMvYVZoY9
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9/5
2020
This looks super neat! https://t.co/GLIVdoY2Pp
9/3
2020
@StuRobson They must be dizzy after all these u-turns
9/2
2020
@Foone "Now kissssssssss" @Foone I didn't even see that it was you that'd quoted this but immediately thought "foone knows about that". Is that bad?
9/1
2020
npx create-react-app https://t.co/iaz6HKoeYO
8/30
2020
@philhawksworth @Netlify In the cropped version of the picture, I thought it was a Netlify rug
8/28
2020
@kitation Anyone who says that this is the way to "get over" depression needs to get launched into the sun
8/27
2020
@karamantha Neither did I, I only figured it out like maybe 5 years ago 😂 @karamantha Bi @LucyDavinhart Unfortunately, computers @MattShieldsDev I can see someone wanting a paid internship if they have these skills from being a hobbyist or something. @smolrobots Missed opportunity for more (disgusting) alliteration: get fingered by FarageAlso, unpaid internships are exploitative and they shouldn't be legal in any way.This list of skills is from an advert for an *unpaid* internship. https://t.co/4yCttEL3WX @Rainmaker1973 https://t.co/8nLP9RSyXA
8/26
2020
@StuRobson https://t.co/DUwHpOpaxe @brucel @Mandy_Kerr Aren't those just your normal clothes?
8/25
2020
@__apf__ A giant iPod Shuffle? @PixelGuff @charlottegore For me it's cheering when someone drops a plate or glass.
8/24
2020
@nocturnalmonkey Don't worry, this one is for grownups 🙄 https://t.co/5RRikxIbcwI've not done any pixel art for a long time, and seeing the moon a lot recently has made me want to draw it. This i… https://t.co/UEpyxdAR3VWhy are you wearing your facemask under your nose? You wouldn't wear your shorts with one ball hanging out. Just stop being weird.
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8/22
2020
@zachleat @nejsconf Thank you for having me and for all that you do for the JS community! @zachleat @nejsconf Best venue I've ever spoken in, and there was an amazing sense of community about the whole conference! @LizzipFish This is really cool, awesome work! @snipeyhead The number of people taking it seriously and saying "good job I look out for my privacy :smug:"...
8/21
2020
@_QueenOfNaps_ 💜Smoked bacon Mushrooms Pecorino https://t.co/x7pnLQip2k @hankchizljaw But how else am I supposed to know I was born on a tuesday?
8/20
2020
@hankchizljaw @Amy_Hupe I have one for work, pretty happy with itSTOP USING FONTS IN YOUR TWEETS, NAME, AND/OR BIO PLEASE. I CANT READ THEM. TEXT TO SPEECH CANT READ THEM. I see po… https://t.co/IuQPjfv0WG
Retweeted by Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈I can't retweet this because @_QueenOfNaps_'s account is private, but she said I could screenshot it https://t.co/VSzXbcMgHA @_QueenOfNaps_ I can't even retweet this 😞
8/19
2020
I was really interested in getting a quest. This has killed that for me. https://t.co/vrUb6XmgWP @bitandbang So that they can go on Twitter and post "The owners of the TikTok trademark" @jesslynnrose Is this the one that just lifted someone else's website and stuck their name on it?
8/18
2020
Dependency https://t.co/xmiOCImBUD https://t.co/r7hiO0fMm6 https://t.co/6YyAu0WUwC
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8/17
2020
@MattShieldsDev Still time to jump on the animal crossing train. It's like happy friendly crack. @katie_fenn @FT Congrats, I've heard great things about their team! @_QueenOfNaps_ https://t.co/TSuZjexRhUYesterday was our 6 month anniversary and @_QueenOfNaps_ got me brownies 🥰 https://t.co/r44rulJOwG @hankchizljaw Have u tried excel?
8/14
2020
@hankchizljaw Also: "things for your users to do while your totally unnecessary JS bundle loads"
8/13
2020
@hankchizljaw https://t.co/594eu315Cx @hankchizljaw It never is.
8/12
2020

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