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Chris Heilmann @codepo8 Berlin, Germany

The robots are coming and we need to make a great example for them. Principal Program Manager for Browser Tools at Microsoft. Presenter, JavaScript lover.

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Joined Twitter 11/21/06


@MasterDevwi @MicrosoftEdge I think the redhead surf character should get an extra feature where you need to add sunscreen every 500m or so. @damianpoole @MicrosoftEdge Not yet :) The whole game is 160kb, this is well done.Pretty cool - you can create sound effects in the browser and save them as wav files. https://t.co/Pfm8iRwPw1Working on a trainer menu... https://t.co/LUmTTmdtuAAlso, there is far too many "i"s in "visibility"...I love how accessibility is front and center for the @MicrosoftEdge team. Even the edge://surf game comes with a hi… https://t.co/MuR6Z52AMF @JamesLMilner DownasaurProper VoiceOver support coming soon to Firefox on MacOS https://t.co/Na40yFLScCIntroducing the new surf game in Microsoft Edge https://t.co/qc0NfwkN5Dhttps://t.co/JjK8MCsDCw LIVE: A digital event over three days and three time zones https://t.co/UKd44MmPKl👉🏻 “Second-guessing the modern web” 🔗 https://t.co/fChrxykJjPgeneric-components A collection of generic web components with a focus on: 🚹 Accessibility 🏗 Easy to use 🎨 Easy to… https://t.co/IrurU5Abd7👉🏻 “Web Sites as ‘Public Accommodation’ under a Pandemic” 🔗 https://t.co/ihfVIvjsbY @DzhideX I guess it can shorten a few if(x<0) else...Today I learned about Math.sign() https://t.co/qsMi3IuZvQJa, dann doch "niemals". Geht's noch groesser und alberner? https://t.co/yqbB1CWksY👉🏻 “Thanks to Covid-19, Website Accessibility Has Never Been More Important” 🔗 https://t.co/aF9MeatE9W👉🏻 “Web Sites as ‘Public Accommodation’ under a Pandemic” 🔗 https://t.co/ihfVIvB33wA three hour Kraftwerk mix by my friend DJ Zyron https://t.co/wxYsOkVtq3👉🏻 “Frequently asked questions about JavaScript and links” 🔗 https://t.co/bSm19GlQWs Information how Google index… https://t.co/D3Lo5ug9Z5👉🏻 “Accessibility: more than just contrast ratio” 🔗 https://t.co/HUpVQaden0 @fcalderan @kvlly @paul_irish @LeaVerou @SaraSoueidan @jeresig @robertnyman @brucel @wesbos @stopsatgreenhttps://t.co/SoUiQcbMmmThis house's interior is just utterly bonkers. https://t.co/KizpWZxXni /via @jemimah_knight @NikkitaFTW Especially in EnglandNew blog post! Today I tried to help a friend who's a CS scientist but not a JS person try out a JS module he found… https://t.co/oaCiKkUOIP
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @partytimeHXLNT Apple script. The uncanny valley between English and basic. @vacooom Not sure this is even legal to show in some US states. Which of course allows huge salary differences if everything is hidden. @0xDEADBEEFCAFE That was pretty funny, I have to say. "Piranha gun!"One thing I learned when transitioning from developer to program manager is that one well-crafted email with a few… https://t.co/kEutTkvwcD👉🏻 “Callback Functions in JavaScript” 🔗 https://t.co/jFizyZ0yLr👉🏻 “Facebook And YouTube Have Allowed Conspiracy Theorists To Turn Bill Gates Into The Pandemic's Villain” 🔗 https://t.co/dN6UF35LosOk here's a new one: did you know that cows can cause network outages? Don't laugh, it happened to us. The beginn… https://t.co/O7PmS196YG
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann👉🏻 “Flipper ZeroFlipper Zero is a portable multi-tool for pentesters and geeks in Tamagotchi body. ” 🔗 https://t.co/TGVBqYOulx👉🏻 “Prodoscore Research from March/April 2020: Productivity Has Increased, Led By Remote Workers” 🔗… https://t.co/ww06MLgfuJ👉🏻 “Encouraging a Culture of Written Communication” 🔗 https://t.co/oxmg4Dhp7OKids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the c… https://t.co/7wvjZL6d6O
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannI tried so hard and got so far but in the end git push --force origin master
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Retweeted by Chris Heilmann👉🏻 “Ask HN: What are your favorite developer-efficiency tips?” 🔗 https://t.co/YAj6EtexT8👉🏻 “The Current State of Checkout UX (18” 🔗 https://t.co/2qSRwoFzvz👉🏻 “🧠 The Psychology of Design:101 Cognitive Biases & Principles That Affect Your UX” 🔗 https://t.co/TH1boCfCCP👉🏻 “Ikea shares instructions for building comfy homemade forts and tents” 🔗 https://t.co/deXVhnQD63👉🏻 “What Is Site-Speed and Why Should I Care?” 🔗 https://t.co/25Vjh85HqJ Harry Roberts wrote a book and it is free.Wow, Gitlab's compensation calculator is open. A good thing to check how salaries could be changed when you WFH and… https://t.co/zZxyzMcbdu
5/26
2020
Just saw this absolutely real screencap of Maxis' short-lived project management simulator and I'm feeling utterly… https://t.co/QFvgHsUSx3
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @amiedoubleD I also had fun with LEGO Inspiration lately: https://t.co/taaHse5Tgy https://t.co/mKIEapyxCIWow! After 56 years on this planet found out yesterday that I am colourblind. Just turned on the Windows 10 filter. Wow! I mean Wow!
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann“Ruin a software product by changing one letter” Microsoft Worm, PowerJoint, Abces and Encel... the whole Office Shite.
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @reybango That is your normal shoulder hair, right?Tech people on Twitter. I'm a Front-end Developer looking for a job or some contract based work. Portfolio:… https://t.co/tSKM7lGar7
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannSources: Trump is considering the establishment of a commission that would examine allegations of anticonservative… https://t.co/djwsRSINIRHertz Files for Bankruptcy, Somehow Accumulated $17 Billion in Debt https://t.co/qJ37Dys3JP📖 FREE ebook, ‘What Is Site-Speed and Why Should I Care?’, is a non-technical explainer talking you through the imp… https://t.co/vens4RMsl3
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannDetecting application vulnerabilities in container images https://t.co/W8V7CYeYWlOn fixed elements and backgrounds https://t.co/psSNQ7b3iK👉🏻 “That was Halfstack Online’s first edition (musings, and slides)” 🔗 https://t.co/MM1gcjiUkfIt’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despi… https://t.co/M6cZcmiPc6
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @sudo_overflow Yeah but the date implementation is flawed."We're just having a bit of an earthquake here": New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern barely skipped a beat wh… https://t.co/Lec8iX1UQ8
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannI'm speaking tomorrow morning at Microsoft's Diversity Day!! Thanks for including me! ♥️ https://t.co/cgE9yPuF8u
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @kylealden That's bad but at least superficial and nothing with heart or similar internals. All the best to the rug… https://t.co/V2g6cVUJtIWithout dating yourself what’s the earliest password you ever used?
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5/25
2020
@kylealden Oh no. I hope all work out fine. If you need anything, say so. Sending all good vibes to the floof @mr_mig_by @freetonik There is @simona_cotin and @jennifermarsman. Both are amazing. @seaotta Who did you poach it from @EmmaBostian Miaow miang @WebReflection Use case for clever themes. @WebReflection Could it be years of using JS and being conditioned? I have this when jumping between JS and PHP.It’s just the camera lens and the angle. https://t.co/p2CCoKOXC8
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannWe're hiring a Director of Engineering in London to lead our Infra group here @snyksec , come work with us! https://t.co/vEMcEg72Jf
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannSalam Aidilfitri from my family to yours! 🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/0cp9pO2dIf
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannA major sub-theme of Twitter appears to be saying into an Internet void all those things we used to think only to o… https://t.co/E10IUzgxi0
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannNot tonight Netflix, I’ve found something else to watch till at least midnight. https://t.co/1JzqqNWrXT
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @NikkitaFTW I'm borsigwalde now :)Just discovered @easygermanvideo on YouTube which is a lovely channel to learn about living in Germany and learning… https://t.co/Y5pxvOn6ez @westis96 @steipete I use the ubuntu shell on my windows. That solved that issue. @steipete @codepo8 I worked at a Java shop, they thought windows dev was dead. They all bitched about windows. Naiv… https://t.co/9M5r4TvsSB
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @WebReflection What can we do? I took this could be turned into hints for @webhintioThis is how we'll fly until there is a vaccine https://t.co/wcqYhFqvua
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @amandaksilver She makes me uncomfortable so that may also be a factorFirefox Nightly is sharedarraybuffer away from 100% ECMAScript support. https://t.co/6LIoIulTSq
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannWe’re slowly reaching the state where developing on Windows is better than macOS. https://t.co/eGpXUgd8YM
Retweeted by Chris Heilmann @kylealden Fuzz therapy @thejournalista It came with the flat. I call it the quarantine height adjustable desk
5/24
2020
The real birthplace of Punk is France. Johnny Thunders kept singing he was born Toulouse. @jimujing Of course @danoliver Easy come easy go.Wenn @BelaB_official das so teilt, muss es ja stimmen! 😉 https://t.co/GepXb6reQf
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannWhat is this? 🙆🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/yXh9IvtxKn
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannWhoa, a Client Side Video Editing spec. https://t.co/nC5NCTxQSZ /via @soMelanieSaid's Build2020 talk (https://t.co/0bwVUsyZwd)
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannThere are a lot of good conferences, but @halfstackconf is one of my favourites. I just love the funny and quirky t… https://t.co/lZUP2rTaoB
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannYo, every conf should be like @halfstackconf , every talk/demo was absolutely out of control. Talented, intelligent… https://t.co/BSTwMnReb3
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannOr is he a little high and a little low? https://t.co/2zXgBqFdBJhello everyone! i am new to twitter! my name is kenai, and i’m a 1 year old rescue😊 #dogsoftwitter #dogsofinstagram https://t.co/FDUg84JVTZ
Retweeted by Chris HeilmannDoes he see himself as a poor boy getting no sympathy? https://t.co/vopv9DXNb0 @diekus Fast and furious @RReverser Better look for that walrus @davatron5000 Dropbox? GitHub pages? OneDrive? @film_girl @Microsoft @azureadvocates Lucky to have you here @davatron5000 They are so chill and cuddly. Shame they don't grow old.
5/23
2020

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