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Indoor enthusiast. Co-founder of https://t.co/P7MEYP7MjF and https://t.co/rlk2RG61MA. Let’s be kind to each other. Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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Joined Twitter 4/29/07


@Ady @danluu well, 640kb should be enough for anyone, it's true @danluu Haswell is quite old. TREAT YO' SELF DAN LUU! @The_West_Trad @Pinboard The Pontiac Trans Sport was an Adonis of the genre. We lost our soul as a nation when we s… https://t.co/C5At5RkgMX
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7/6
2020
Your Sunday joy. Cats reacting to Durian fruit. https://t.co/PLBPjAswZE
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodDescribe 2020 in as boring a way as possible
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodI honestly just think more people should see this https://t.co/qCqpbEMLKI
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Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodI knew that Russia is smaller than it is usually shown on our maps. But this is 🤯. Illustration by @neilrkaye https://t.co/ufGjFG4Deg
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodD&D MAP SKETCHER's open beta is OUT NOW for FREE!! 👉 https://t.co/bhrvYukIZn A tool for playing tabletop RPGs onl… https://t.co/ufUZEuwdzO
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7/5
2020
Our nation was founded on a simple idea: We're all created equal. We've never lived up to it — but we've never stop… https://t.co/0uLx0lyd7F
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodAn epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar. I’m just kidding, they know better.
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodEnough with the beach-scolding! It's not scientifically-sound and it's counterproductive. It's a virus—not a moral… https://t.co/wPBNY4PW3n
Retweeted by Jeff Atwoodi literally spit out my water https://t.co/vB4nT9ElGM
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodHappy birthday, America. Thank you for letting me live the American Dream. We must fight every day to make sure tha… https://t.co/Lv5MFXRiIU
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood"The much maligned gatekeepers of the past could exert editorial control only over a particular type of content tha… https://t.co/CzbpK1fWVGTime for some forgotten history. *Twenty two* African Americans served in Congress during the 1800s after the Civi… https://t.co/SCucGQtR0b
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood“I am guardedly optimistic that by the end of 2020 we will have at least one vaccine that has been proven safe and… https://t.co/yuFcvn9A35“the Sony Walkman has done more to change human perception than any virtual reality gadget.” https://t.co/Fw4CoDJiHz @superwuster Watchmen, but Chernobyl is amazing. Leftovers is a very different and unique beast.
7/4
2020
Pensacola, Florida: Florida Man says he's wearing underwear on his head to protest mask mandates. We’re doomed... https://t.co/kXY8KlUvND
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodPineapple is the only good pizza topping. Don't @ me https://t.co/FpnuKJHkpv @tovbinm so it's like an actual skullInspired by the tweet below, I made my song today a birthday song for Jonathan, the oldest known land animal. 188… https://t.co/Fo8OsFMPaT
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodI got a new SFF PC. You can tell it is awesome because it has a skull on it. I don’t know how people use computers… https://t.co/4tup1cb7zDBoss: There's no "I" in "TEAM!" Me: But there is an "M-E." Boss: Haha okay. Me: And "TEAM" is nothing but "MEAT." B… https://t.co/Bx0af7u7lS
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @spies_please my daughter, apropos of nothing, just said "if I had a cat I'd name it Pretzel". And she knew nothing of this amazing cat! @Pinboard I am confident we can statistics the shit out of thisSiddhant Adlakha on watching Hamilton on film, five years after its Broadway debut: "It was made for a different Am… https://t.co/iJbHX43RjD
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodHey Americans, if for any reason you're not feeling celebratory this July 4th, here's something to be proud of:… https://t.co/EcXtDrATJp
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodMrBeast ends Finger on the App after 70 hours: the remaining four players got $20,000 each, while several others ar… https://t.co/vgIeGeq6Ga
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @leahculver @WearAtoms I also have an Atoms mask and like it! 👍Discovered a new use for pano mode. #longhotdogchallenge 🌭🌭🌭🌭🤤 https://t.co/3aCjL7RAmw
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodThe PostgreSQL Community would like to extend its appreciation to all the DBAs out there. ❤️🐘 Happy DBA Appreciati… https://t.co/gWN6eVaKuQ
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodAn interesting read. Parts of this surprised me. https://t.co/LcfxMjlp2tCivil rights leaders tried talking to Facebook, and after years of conversations, introductions, and attempts to ed… https://t.co/mThLnuoAGX
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodA lesson in how to gird your loins. https://t.co/RFCnst6Ktj https://t.co/ZK3adoTRBG
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7/3
2020
Today is the last day of our matching campaign for the @NAACP_LDF I don’t think we are going to hit our goal but… https://t.co/m18Cwf5Y8P
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @lizardbill all day erry day"I squandered a really good career. What can I say?" https://t.co/9vUCnTz9hpNew round! Let's get more awareness for @BlackGirlsCode. For every retweet of this tweet, $5 will be donated, up to… https://t.co/f6WUf5OMzz
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodPutting googly eyes on the vortex was easily one of the best decisions I’ve ever made 👀 https://t.co/Q3eH54oOUV
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodSuper cool video overview of the interface of an F-15C fighter given by a retired pilot. If you enjoy interface des… https://t.co/URx7VP6Wwd
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @nimbusgo @dancharvey @CarlosTighe @ping0x89 Facebook actively resisted this. Twitter embraced it. Why? Leadership. https://t.co/oqyONsE0wJ @nimbusgo @dancharvey @CarlosTighe @ping0x89 Facebook is uniquely amoral, always has been, this is especially evide… https://t.co/gmw5MwXgYhVoice and real time chat are spices. They are important, absolutely, but your primary meal is the sentence and para… https://t.co/FsdNdwXkfF
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodPicOS, an Operating System for #pico8. WIP with @Enargy #pixelart #ドット絵 https://t.co/VUjeNGOblG
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodHearing this question every day: why are bars, restaurants and gyms, which are relatively dangerous, being opened b… https://t.co/38CQVV4cwT
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7/2
2020
@bdurrett @mathowie I am like 99 percent sure the browser based 2FA verifies the expected domain. This is not the “… https://t.co/E5oATIKNE9 @bdurrett @mathowie Also real hardware 2FA checks the domain as I recall, which makes this impossible @bdurrett @mathowie The bar is quite high for that to happen. Lots of lower hanging fruitEverything is a lot right now, and our ability to process it all may be reaching a critical limit. https://t.co/C7R4f6NloI
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @mathowie @discourse my point is we have ~40 people at the company and implementing 2FA hardware support took us li… https://t.co/UOC1XXyxyK @mathowie every instance of @discourse supports it, how hard can it be? 🤷‍♀️If you work at Facebook you should strongly consider.. not.. working at Facebook. https://t.co/IbIoGFMzIC @mathowie you should have 2FA enabled on ANYTHING important, which makes these attacks completely irrelevantG I T N U B . C O M https://t.co/TJbkj28eA35-line code review vs 5000-line code review https://t.co/dCTMicGDmt
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood🚨🚨 BART merch is now available online! 🚨🚨 We've teamed up with @CapitolCorridor to launch https://t.co/L4iw9IsI5bhttps://t.co/4MJ6MXVTrU
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @Mazzeo tell me about your biggest failureI have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, be… https://t.co/yWUQT2W3wZ
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood1 hour left in the fundraising quarter!! @Pinboard has done it again - making it dead simple to donate to a slew of… https://t.co/cAP4nr8GPG
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood🤔 thinking + 😡 extremely-angry = https://t.co/cpALJESgHa
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7/1
2020
I’ve watched this tik tok approximately 500-600 times. 20/10 the perfect tik tok https://t.co/h2ZgObR8f1
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodFinger On The App kicks off 20 minutes at noon PT/3pm ET, if you want to compete or follow along. (Personally, I'm… https://t.co/AdYoqlYpVS
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodAfter weeks of virtual training, I'm finally ready to cut my wife's lockdown hair. https://t.co/Y61OzWU7D8
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodLaser cleaning works by shooting beams of high-energy light at a corroded surface https://t.co/XIet8t99Z2
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodThe complete enterprise software sales playbook, a comprehensive guide to the expected process when a big co wants… https://t.co/9GJ0Jl6ulZ
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodIt's a great life motto! https://t.co/jky0iuhtXaPeanut butter, the everyman staple, which contains neither butter nor nuts (peanuts are legumes), originated as a h… https://t.co/GxdkNzBHYE
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodMe around other people out in public right now #COVID19 #WearAMask https://t.co/Etgo09tNq2
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6/30
2020
As if I needed another reason to hate Qualcomm's awful hardware"[A12Z] is running x86_64 code in emulation faster than the Surface Pro X can run an Arm version natively." 🤣 https://t.co/Mv27YJ5wCRThis study from 2015 wound up being remarkably important: "After the ban [of racist communities], users didn’t mov… https://t.co/EgqvdZPfiO
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodMinneapolis restaurateur Rashad West, the owner of Dragon Wok, released surveillance camera footage from outside hi… https://t.co/zrUdnMq7B7
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @waxy good. finally.Reddit bans /r/The_Donald, /r/ChapoTrapHouse, and 2,000 other subreddits: also: YouTube banned Stefan Molyneux, Dav… https://t.co/w6pMhpnwY9
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @patrickc 🙏for the lucky few that have wielded a banhammer in the past, you can feel the energy today as every service finally… https://t.co/AbdJRa9vYs
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @stevejohnryan @mquirion Yeah we won’t talk about TA Kingdoms..If you're concerned about our politics, but find it difficult to translate your concern into real impact then this… https://t.co/x5kTgLk9Y4
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodCleaning out old stuff. Loved this game so much! https://t.co/PN6xIHsXGoOnly coffee in here, and reproductive rights remain under attack, but today’s #SCOTUS win is worth celebrating. 🎉Co… https://t.co/YUH8eOMYtc
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood"The two hardest problems in computer science are: (i) people, (ii), convincing computer scientists that the hardes… https://t.co/EUlpvJTZNg
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodA fascinating explanation of the psychology of “Quarantime” - why the days drag and yet the weeks fly by ⁦… https://t.co/mox8US1hJS
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood16 years ago, Kellogg's ran survey asking Koreans for new flavour for Chex cereal. Green onion won by far. Kellogg'… https://t.co/i42hVpCdHP
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @matthewmcvickar Omg this is genius 🤣Steve Miller Band’s ‘The Joker’ but the Wah wah Sound Happens After Every Line https://t.co/WBcmcbM64d
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6/29
2020
The lesson I keep learning: if you work on companies just for fun outside your companies, those also turn into companies.
Retweeted by Jeff AtwoodStuff like the above ☝ is why I have a monthly donation set up to The Internet Archive. And you should too! https://t.co/gcF4syRaBpThis post brought to you by "℺" (U+213a, a.k.a. ROTATED CAPITAL Q) https://t.co/qgNMty07YZ @djbaskin And I hope you are rewarded handsomely for the brilliant idea 🙇‍♂️It’s embarrassing that it’s so simple https://t.co/7RUcMRBQqN
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @Carnage4Life https://t.co/2OrXYMnR2dSome people have big dreams for their children: fulfilling careers, happy lives, loving relationships. I just wish… https://t.co/GFWz9zfwqXWe can’t just vote them out. We need to spend money to get them out too. This is a good list of senate races we… https://t.co/Qv3yU9fXMM
Retweeted by Jeff Atwood @BriedisM both forms still work ;) @iCatija yeah spoilers and tables are probably the most common asks. There's a fairly robust ad-hoc tables implemen… https://t.co/ZMF1qOkDcvYay! Stack Overflow adopts the commonmark spec! A long time coming and much appreciated https://t.co/bCU4VRwe8K
6/28
2020

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