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colette @coletteraquel United States

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Joined Twitter 4/7/13


sunflower 1: 🧐 bro wheres the sun? sunflower 2: 😌 you are my sun sunflower 1: 🥺 bro ... https://t.co/VWTscflN47
Retweeted by coletteone time i took so much adderall i remembered my elementary school locker combination in the middle of a history exam
Retweeted by colettemy heart goes to Vanessa Bryant, how do you come back from losing the love of your life and your daughter at the sa… https://t.co/vQXdfxhC0E
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1/27
2020
GUYS I SAW POST MALONE WHILE WE WERE DRIVING AND I SAID HI I LOVE YOUR MUSIC AND HE THREW UP A PEACE SIGN AND SAID THANKS!!!
Retweeted by colettecan i get banned for this https://t.co/DoAHyECNvFjanuary has been 7 years long
1/26
2020
every single day i say thank u God for my lips https://t.co/xLqfthkga0
Retweeted by coletteTower of Terror cast member before the doors close https://t.co/g46zTOUbOJ
Retweeted by coletteare you liking other bitch’s “like for a truth is” yes or nohi! watermelon scientist here. they’re actually not migrating, but they are running away because they are camera sh… https://t.co/iUgGWMVycP
Retweeted by coletteThat moment when I can’t adult rn bc I’m baby..haha
Retweeted by colettethe moment this officer knew he had met the final boss. https://t.co/piiLtqjrUw
Retweeted by colettelittle female propaganda i doodled!! i’m not super into politics but i’m super into everyone having equal rights an… https://t.co/OQ7ulQ1AHy
1/25
2020
Drew this up a few weeks ago & today I got it inked on me 💘 https://t.co/YzZ960CC50
Retweeted by coletteI bought my dog this lil chest harness/ carrier since he always gets tired on our hikes. He living his best life no… https://t.co/EAIcCfjope
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1/24
2020
i blame anti vaxers for my brain tumorI got some big ass tits
Retweeted by colettethis is the craziest thing ive ever seem lmfaooo https://t.co/c9MFfA47KI
Retweeted by colette:) https://t.co/0KZYqaq0xLThis is America. https://t.co/uE0b4beIw1
Retweeted by coletteif my kid is straight i will be like i still love you
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1/23
2020
this is lion, lion is battling cancer but still going strong and enjoying life (goldentaiia IG) https://t.co/IVJ4Fsp00W
Retweeted by colettei can have a beta-blocker. as a treat :)i can’t post this on insta so here u go. a physical representation of my emotions https://t.co/iXeVQMSqZC
1/22
2020
thought i was cool to start tapering off my antidepressants and now im like haha maybe it’s not such a good idea hahaI went deep into mormon Youtube and I discovered this 80’s gem https://t.co/ZAqdcntVnN
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1/21
2020
I am the most fancy person I know
Retweeted by colettei love koi ponds https://t.co/PwiifD9XV2
Retweeted by coletteof course i think about male privilege quite often but my envy peaks when i realize how different it is for a man t… https://t.co/FR5lMKC6Ndi’ve been trying to illustrate my emotions into my drawings more because i just think it feels more genuine/real an… https://t.co/EDTj7Zd0TL
1/20
2020
goodnight everyone (except kent state poopy girl)
1/19
2020
when she says: i’m fine. what she really means: i miss the emo fall out boy. i understand that as an artist you g… https://t.co/Ihp1pfEHuDBaristas/Bartenders/general food service: what's the weirdest thing you were ever asked to make? As a barista, som… https://t.co/vcFM1F0c87
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1/18
2020
:( https://t.co/Dd4VN6fm6hhttps://t.co/Dmp47E2PiZnever felt a sense of community as i do with twitters hate with kent state poopy girlwhoever fought for my right to work and go to school as a woman fuck you
Retweeted by colettewhat’s the point of art if ur not putting urself in it https://t.co/rC14RgWLpIYou knew it was a white girls birthday in school when she curled her hair like this https://t.co/WoxRsqT3sb
Retweeted by colette @rebehoff WIFE!!!felt sick will probably delete later @coletteraquel 🥺💕 https://t.co/muOyRF027Q
Retweeted by coletteme after brain surgery and the oracle of midsommar really be twinning https://t.co/17QZrFbSCei literally hate kaitlin bennett so much she came to pride, started harassing and questioning the people there go… https://t.co/IZtdRsMedZ
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1/17
2020
how do y’all do ANYTHING without adderallI’m girls https://t.co/PgZNGU4tKE
Retweeted by colettethe way this girl lacks charisma and charm to actually get ‘her point’ across is only emphasized by her cracking vo… https://t.co/um3ZBbuq51rt if you have cried over a math problem
Retweeted by coletteIf Kent Gun Girl puts a mic in my daughters face and starts talking about abortion is murder, she’s gonna have a lo… https://t.co/F4trlE7qqs
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1/16
2020
“what if we live in a racist system?” he tore her ass apart, I just had to stan https://t.co/sc00IevdNs
Retweeted by colettehey boning you tonight was fun, you’re welcome to stay over and use the former love of my life’s makeup wipes https://t.co/CYx4buRbvF
Retweeted by coletteSprouts is supposed to be my safe place and the cashier ALMOST made me cry if I wasn’t on @lexapro i would be bawling :)
1/15
2020
@Hooek thank you alex :)okay like fuck smoking but also holy shit this was in the 1980s look at that fucking "camera" move in the beginning… https://t.co/9w9tOlgvBA
Retweeted by colettei fucking hate college bro this bitch’s fun fact was that she has blue eyes i wanna fucking off myself
Retweeted by colettecall me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she sa… https://t.co/X2wLhj5nxw
Retweeted by coletteif i see a mom on instagram try and sell me young living essential oils one more FUCKING time..putting my emotions in little sketches https://t.co/g3feNzCQkey’all giggling and smiling during 2020 😂😂😂enjoy your crows feet and laugh lines you fools 😂😂
1/14
2020
girls saying “i don’t care :)” to their boyfriends still being friends with their ex on social media https://t.co/rcDvN07qpa
Retweeted by colettehttps://t.co/ab1hgP1U4hy’all remember that era where everyone was obsessed with vitamin water for no damn reason
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1/13
2020
me: :) *my anxiety reminding me of every flaw and hopeless outcome my future will possibly hold due to graduating… https://t.co/AbLt6e6plp
1/12
2020
I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.
Retweeted by colette @rebehoff 😙😙😙to the girls who are using the hashtag #bosswoman and #ladypreneur ............do you want my tumor to come back?
1/11
2020
Boys officially turn into men the moment they decide to stop using empty liquor bottles as decorations https://t.co/JDvIkwwHzh
Retweeted by colette @BarrowNeuro you guys saved my life. i love you.i am in emotional pain how do you all escape this what's your vicei will eat pasta at ANY hour of the day i do not care
Retweeted by colettei think i forgot to take my anti depressants last night ignore everything i tweet for the night https://t.co/czJCi4FuLe @jay_c_curtis LMAO not you babyyou’re fat and your eyebrows suck
1/10
2020
i did twenty push ups for the first time in weeks (cause surgery) and i am so sore nothing compares to this send helpI’m in the suburbs https://t.co/Al4RZJ18Iw
Retweeted by colettejust me or has this mf been 13 for ten years https://t.co/WgdfubiKza
Retweeted by coletteif i see one more koala suffering im ending it allpeople bringing new kids into the world lmao pretending we not still baby and the future not gonna be under water
1/9
2020
When you are walking to class listening to Beach House and you emotionally crumble https://t.co/hwD80VNRVJ
Retweeted by coletteevery movie from 1995 to 2005 was about kidnappers or a dog playing sports
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1/8
2020
My hot take is that Green Day was an 80s band
Retweeted by colettei may have had a brain tumor but at least i’m not married to anyone with the name “instagram husband” in their bio
1/7
2020
I saw a tiktok and wanted to check it out for myself It’s still up on Snapchat . Look up “desert willow park” in p… https://t.co/BVhDbiEiHc
Retweeted by colette“astrology isn’t real” literally nothing is real your name is gibberish but you still answer to it bc you crave ide… https://t.co/VgkadMt165
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1/6
2020
the US: we are considering adding women to the draft me: call me old fashioned but yes, i was raised to serve my… https://t.co/7xFAzw5Y7l
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1/5
2020
Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so dumb retweet if you miss pangaea
Retweeted by coletteEntering 2020 with this energy https://t.co/sNykOxJryF
Retweeted by coletteCarnegie Hall time. http://t.co/RkcDxUzRul
Retweeted by coletteI can’t even right now 😂😂 MY CAT IS RIDING MY PIG 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/yUA7A1cjnm
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1/4
2020
i think im gonna die tonight, if i do pls make sure colette deletes my twitter she has the password thank u
Retweeted by colette @rebehoff how tf did i just see this
1/3
2020
@laurenclemenc !!!!!
1/1
2019
And now a moment of silence for all the things I could’ve accomplished in 2019 if I had a brain that worked
Retweeted by colettelike 99% of the people i’ve talked to have said 2019 fucked them lmao what was it about this year dudeshe’s beautiful but is it time to talk about how weird it is that our culture encourages women to think they’re not… https://t.co/YTZj62xr3a
Retweeted by colettei know ive been flexing on this but i wanna just say i’m so lucky to enter 2020 tumor free and cancer free. not eve… https://t.co/oxHgo8XxYgPSA: do not drink and drive tomorrow and be the person that ruins someone’s year by taking away their friend or fam… https://t.co/BM9tN7dx5Q
Retweeted by coletteIn record heat Australia and South Australia, where temperature have risen to 40 degrees, koalas approached cyclist… https://t.co/8sBFVyXlS8
Retweeted by coletteWhy do I already know I’m gonna say some stupid things tomorrow when I’m New Years Eve drunk on wine.
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12/31
2019
I was just trying to smoke my weed… https://t.co/QysfsSas1J
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12/30
2019

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