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illustrator, cartoonist, big baby powerlifter, union fan / hmu: hi@colleentigheart.com store: https://t.co/fS9qj9xxBo

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Joined Twitter 6/23/09


@themanburglar i would like (1) death please @aveceseva wow at that point i think my brain was totally friend and i completely missed that. was each kernel dipped in gold????my friend pointed out that, beyond the fact her stylist probabaly hatws her guts, THATS NOT EVEN A 25% TIP https://t.co/pgkx5SFNb3if anything i think this one specifically shows how easy it is to be a nice rich person and how that doesn’t matter… https://t.co/goIt1CT9Vzi love money diaries insanity and this one doesn’t disappoint!! for some reason after i was done losing it over the… https://t.co/BSr7aV8Ej7
12/10
2019
@LauraLannes https://t.co/GuMvcxggFZ @kaybernadas if my man doesnt give me his tooth........ i swear 2 god...there is a cursed home decorating youtube channel that i hate watch sometimes and this woman was doing a budget dec… https://t.co/9t1X9RYpjoToday is a dark day. The Supreme Court just allowed a harmful abortion restriction in Kentucky to go into effect. T… https://t.co/9MnltpTUF8
Retweeted by colleen @SourBeerBabe i’m dudesPhew https://t.co/gplhnzI0dk
Retweeted by colleenimagining a nosferatu following her around holding a plate of fluffy cookiesi haven't been able to stop thinking abt the woman who wrote THE CAKEY PUMPKIN COOKIE ISSUE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS si… https://t.co/LMS9yMtkJWthe banana is good in that if ur like wow i could tape a banana to a wall. ur right. u could. the art world is a fa… https://t.co/aqGiF48qkJthe banana is not good bc it critiques the art world lol. the gallery and the artist are still making bank and the… https://t.co/BV4l3upeDy @sadandmarxist the craft and handiwork of this tweet only comparable to the craft and handiwork of this Karl Marx Change Bank ™17 fucking protesters from Ferguson have died.
Retweeted by colleeni think a lot about how jo cox was assassinated by a fascist only three and a half years ago and it's had absolutel… https://t.co/3wJOe3jLWP
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12/9
2019
@lawyerforcat We drastically underpay caregivers, we pretend their work is “unskilled,” and we are going to see the… https://t.co/4yyJC2gt5x
Retweeted by colleen @lawyerforcat We so deeply overvalue the idea of complete personal independence at the cost of not recognizing that… https://t.co/G5iV6H2C0G
Retweeted by colleenmy wife https://t.co/zRf53RgIFu @randlechris FIST, P.O. Box @randlechris ASHELY WHERE R U!!!!!!! I LOVE U!!! @loundcushblount throw all of molly away
12/7
2019
@kennydooper amazingugh where is the hot firefighter men AND women calendar????????? when will my needs finally be represented??????????????all fire women n ppl can slide into my dms. hot firemen only but they are VERY welcome. @hombrewrecker @queenozymandias i got my circle one from target for $45 !!!!! @themanburglar 🥰 ty! @lil_yenta thank u!┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ firefighters and hate cops ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲… https://t.co/nKIcGJutUm @melhuman https://t.co/YavNclSJ6M @ZoNaseef hmm in the first season at least he’s not! don’t remember if he gets worse but he’s fine rnlike every leftist man luke is v good w his views and would be a literal nightmare to love https://t.co/94o60eOBhF @SparkPoster luke: he’s goodcoffee shop running thru the entirety of “norman fucking rockwell.” bro its 9:30am on friday can we chill, tgif doe… https://t.co/waYgbIfIyq @rachelcomplains ty!!is there a way to make these photos less...... crispy..... ? like in general? everything is SO saturated and there’s no shadowsthis is thing is low key horrifying as well https://t.co/85hnsnXUVglol i got a new phone and am genuinely underprepared for having such high quality photos from my front facing camer… https://t.co/F249YpHziTLeftists: Cops are nazis Liberals: OMG you're hateful! Cops: We're Nazis https://t.co/gPSS4vlzgm
Retweeted by colleenToday I lost my brother, because of the fucking negligence and stupidity of the police. Instead of negotiating with… https://t.co/7PlUaiJHh5
Retweeted by colleenKansas City becomes first major American city with universal fare-free public transit https://t.co/TbkREjSSYV
Retweeted by colleen @hombrewrecker rory is honestly great “this is how they became evil” character arc ! but god she’s the worst!!!! @notsotomaeva wheeeW! @ddddarby thats why i was like these are def just some templates lmaoluke loves mixed use development https://t.co/Pb5AgIVGwBi apologize to luke, i clearly am lashing out because luke is me https://t.co/CxsCG0mW3B @HulloJackie this is just bragging you can fall asleep faster than an hoursolidarity to the union and to all the designers and illustrators and artists who support unions and the left and p… https://t.co/waGzTUHxuzdesign has developed as a tool for advertising and capital but it doesn’t have to bei bet these are mostly templates but we need to see designers start to actually consider both the implications of t… https://t.co/xLxnQfTuS0designers and other commercial artists are immediately innoculated to the idea of me first, fuck everyone, i’m spec… https://t.co/Vd8bG26mQssomething that strikes me beyond how obviously awful this is is that for this type of design- it actually has a poi… https://t.co/28LdGQPnz2Correction: The Hollywood Reporter is claiming that this is fifteen mostly Today Show employees and that management… https://t.co/LWv4PBW2uM
Retweeted by colleen @alyssakeiko lots of stuff does not age well and i was expecting to find it a bore bc i don’t rewatch things and wa… https://t.co/BnOeyLrNZZ @alyssakeiko fair enough. clearly ive done some emotional work bc i remember LOVING like but i still definitely lov… https://t.co/vKE6cOMyBNand also the fact of how bad it gets the first season is so good 😞rewatching gilmore girls while i work and am struck by the sheer insanity of this show to try to sell me luke over… https://t.co/AOOqUtFNHU
12/6
2019
NBC paid a consulting firm to make an anti union twitter account. The apparent target audience is girls who love pi… https://t.co/qern6cqUv9
Retweeted by colleen @ddddarby but obviosuly even shifting the laws to apply to say a small creator versus a megacorp is basically insur… https://t.co/l6QUXgxvpr @ddddarby i actually know quite a few but i also know people whose work is continually ripped off and sold overseas… https://t.co/jZep9wsp2snew jersey #1 in corruption #1 in my heart #1 in passion for bagels https://t.co/LNBJ9N5ixOwhy did the government of new jersey just quote my tweet https://t.co/sQHxCzvRBW
Retweeted by colleen @ddddarby the actual solution obvi is demonetizing these things but... until then......,,,,, @ddddarby i used to be a lot more anti copyright but learning a bit more about comics history and the fight for eve… https://t.co/gMSplvFRwM @ddddarby i dont think copyright is good but art workers had to fight for the right to copyright- we have to figure… https://t.co/NeniTnDftf @aveceseva huge moodhttps://t.co/kf9mTmVA6k
Retweeted by colleenResearchers say there’s a simple way to reduce suicides: Increase the minimum wage https://t.co/JY2QE4wNtD
Retweeted by colleenAlmost half a million children will lose their free school lunches under the Trump administration’s new rule limiti… https://t.co/jNqx85au4C
Retweeted by colleen10 year challenge 2009 average SNAP food benefit: $294 2019 average SNAP food benefit: $256
Retweeted by colleenThe new rule could cause an estimated 688,000 individuals to lose their SNAP benefits. https://t.co/gHpJCzOAiu
Retweeted by colleen'Honk': Creators of Untitled Goose Game urge fans to vote Labour https://t.co/l6j8z7cfSl
Retweeted by colleenAbortion is a constitutional right – not a privilege for those who can afford it.
Retweeted by colleenThe past two months in Japan I talked to artists from around the world and everyone’s anxiety was shockingly simila… https://t.co/EfdjpJADQr
Retweeted by colleen @no_talent_shan that’s bc 😤☃️ you’re a 🎄 PRESENT 💫🎁 to everyone who is PRESENT with you 😌💕👑 @no_talent_shan jumpsuit def for work but both are INCRED also red is such a good color to flex oni live for this shit!! !!!! https://t.co/2LYD9nqJI6love seeing everyone’s spotify in year reviews... love participating is light goofy things abt what people enjoy pr… https://t.co/7G7HGW8fjfi can tell how bad my mental health is by how much i want old tumblr/livejournal back @no_talent_shan drake released an album every year for us personally, people who started college in 2010!!! @colleentie This is like the Pluto section of costar where it says “this one applies to a whole generation” https://t.co/XeFA3Oas85
Retweeted by colleenold town road both versions are in my top songs i’m lmaoalso seems.... about right 🥴 https://t.co/IGn9VX9RPti..... honestly thought fleetwood mac would be higher https://t.co/zYm1QrBUBa @socialistwillow weirdly, i do know, and had this inside a loaf of bread last weekconvinced that silvia federici wrote like some of the best sentences ever in political theory right there toward th… https://t.co/KmeIiquQeX
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12/5
2019
trying hard to not become a mawkish, sentimental parody of 'a very online labour guy', but fuckin hell jeremy https://t.co/aZuPLcSSPF
Retweeted by colleenya bro i used to be hardcore but now i get a nice foamy latte for my gains 🥰probably the funniest change of habit from my new lunkhead lifestyle is ordering lattes instead of black coffee bc… https://t.co/T6d9bK5PtaI was on Forbes 30 under 30 and will never tire of telling people what a scam it is. Periodically I check into my… https://t.co/YAyNkqgW1R
Retweeted by colleenThe US supplies fully 70% of the world’s plasma, mainly because most other countries have banned the practice on et… https://t.co/ixJyHe43nU
Retweeted by colleenThe number of blood collection centers in the US has more than doubled since 2005 and blood now makes up well over… https://t.co/TkLrmZ80fG
Retweeted by colleen @LLW902 my worst quality is i'm not a huge fan of peppermint as a dessert flavor (altho i like peppermint patties)… https://t.co/VB6deQPpew @LLW902 wow i'm not even really a cookie person beyond chocolate chip and these look so good!!! the honeycomb one!!… https://t.co/NJpzd0kV8tWarriors with flaws are still warriors. Precious flies are just flies. A rose by any other name would still smell s… https://t.co/YceEDDO1o6
Retweeted by colleen @ZoNaseef @_plumrain 🥰🥰 hell ya50 years ago today cops murdered Fred Hampton because that's what cops do. He was a Black Panther and was instrumen… https://t.co/2x7flDuPrr
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12/4
2019

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